Pokemon Trainer: Fastest character?

[listentomook]

I was watching this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlFVsOavd-Y and it became obvious that the pokemon trainer is the fastest character in the game...faster so than even say...sonic.

Observe as the platform takes off, the trainer is left behind on the ground to run to the next location in Delfino plaza...sometimes even having to traverse across the open waters! He's always on time too...never out of breath...marathon man of ocarina of time...meet your match.

 

[ConeZone]

i heard ivysaur is the fastest of the 3 pokemon he has

 

[malesretmit12]

You're so right! His short hops must be incredible then.

 

[The Boogerman]

Imagine him with a Bunny Hood.

 

[Icarus Descent]

i heard ivysaur is the fastest of the 3 pokemon he has

No, it's Squirtle,he speed has said to almost match sonic.

People stop using me as an "he didn't get the joke" I got it,thank you very much,seriously I did.

 

[Nuvia]

Haha, I get it. He definitely is the fastest.

 

[TheMagicalKuja]

Incorrect, it's Charizard

7th fastest running speed. Squirtle has more speed in his attacks.

 

[=ArtH=]

lol@people not getting it

 

[Mr.Victory07]

Guys, he means the ACTUAL trainer is the fastest

 

[Lingy]

You know, I noticed this before, and I kept watching the video over again to see if I could see the PT actually coming into the scene, or if he's already there by the time the platform stops moving.

Yup. He's definitely the fastest

Also, at 2:14, I thought that stream of water was the PT throwing the pokeball.
I lol'd after I watched it again.

 

[malesretmit12]

Guys, he means the ACTUAL trainer is the fastest

Thanks for killing it.

 

[Magnacor]

Dude, Pokemon Trainer is so broken. He can climb sheer rock walls, traverse the seas, and climb to the top of the Shine Sprite Tower, faster than you can say "It's super effective!"

 

[Kirin]

Pokemon Trainer for God tier!

 

[TheMagicalKuja]

I'm aware of the joke, I was correcting the guy who said Squirtle was the fastest of the Pokemon

 

[Super Drybones]

1:48 lofl he went from the island to the top of the cliff in 7 seconds

 

[xc_hawk]

lol@people not getting it

Seriously.

Kid's got quite the arm too. Check out around 2:15

 

[listentomook]

Pokemon trainer is gonna have to be banned from tournies... i dont think his slave pokemon will mind tho, i heard he starves them so they fight that much harder so they can feast on the flesh of their fresh kill.

 

[timbers92]

they were going to have the pokemon trainer be a playable character without his pokemon, but they decided in the end it wasn't a good idea. the tier list would be as follows:

TOP GOD UBER TIER:
Pokemon Trainer

other tier:
everyone else

 

[listentomook]

Pokemon trainer is gonna have to be banned from tournies... i dont think his slave pokemon will mind tho, i heard he starves them so they fight that much harder so they can feast on the flesh of their fresh kill.


sorry for accidental multipost computer spazzed out...

 

[Ekul]

Notice how you've only ever gotten a smash ball with his pokemon. That's because if he got the smash ball, the game is over. He's already won. SMASH BALL, I CHOOSE YOU!

...Nobody screws with PT. Not even Chuck Norris.

 

[RedMage8BT]

Pokemon Trainer has been known to traverse continents in a matter of minutes.

 

[Lingy]

I bet he used Fly with Charizard, and Dig with Ivysaur. If Ivysaur can dig.

 

[-Ran]

Clearly, this means Pokemon Trainer can wave dash.

 

[WaffleGuyPerson]

PT is a slave driver. He trains his Pokemon so hard they can take on evil in the flesh (ganondorf, I guess). How many trainers do you know have Pokemon that strong?!

 

[RedMage8BT]

They're clearly Level 255. I don't know why Squirtle and Ivysaur haven't evolved.

 

[-Ran]

Because, Pokemon Trainer has a sick fetish. When Charizard evolved, a lot of love was lost between the two, and he refuses to let that happen again.

 

[Kirin]

Clearly, this means Pokemon Trainer can wave dash.

OMG glitch found!! Wavedashing is still in Brawl!111!eleventy!!

 

[-Ran]

He can also tip..................

Spoiler

his hat.

 

[tafutureboy]

lmao, how many people didnt get it.......i think the jokes isnt funny anymore, its the people that sya "well squirtle is fast" thats hillarious

 

[ConeZone]

charizard is the fastest

 

[Kirin]

So apparently Pokemon Trainer also has infinite jumps. He's so broken!

 

[RedMage8BT]

Pokemon Trainer ought to be banned from competitive play. He's not only the fastest character in the game with infinite jumps, but he's also invincible!

 

[-Ran]

The only reason he uses Pokemon is because all of the other fighters have restraining orders.

 

[WaffleGuyPerson]

PT chooses to remain in the background because he fears that his awesome powers might be too overwhelming.

 

[Blu-ninja]

Pokemon Trainer ought to be banned from competitive play. He's not only the fastest character in the game with infinite jumps, but he's also invincible!

that right there reminds me of how broken a character could be if they realized
that they could step out of the arenas boundaries.


Long live fiction!

 

[tafutureboy]

PT needs to be fixed b4 he gets to America...also give those poke'mon some poke'food

 

[RedMage8BT]

Pokemon Trainer is the only character who is aware that the third-dimension exists for more than just dodging and looking pretty.

 

[tafutureboy]

Pokemon Trainer is the only character who is aware that the third-dimension exists for more than just dodging and looking pretty.

no, PT is stuck in his own dimension, the 2-D outside 2-D

 

[-Ran]

To be honest, PT doesn't even move. The world universe revolves around him.

 

[RedMage8BT]

no, PT is stuck in his own dimension, the 2-D outside 2-D

He throws the pokeballs though...