Why don't we just cut to the chase and ban everything except Battlefield, Final Destination and Yoshi's? This "more than three stages" stuff is nonsense. Players should not be forced to put up with bull**** like moving platforms on FoD and Stadium's transformations. It's too extreme. What if I'm shooting a laser, but the platform holding my opponent just decides to sink randomly and I miss? With that extra percent my upsmash would've killed later, but now it won't, and I lose BY NO FAULT OF MY OWN because the stage just decided I would. It's unbelievable that you tolerate this kind of stupidity when money is on the line.
Actually, ban Yoshi's, too. Randall is bull****. I can't tell you how many times I was in the middle of gimping my opponent but SURPRISE a ****ing cloud comes from nowhere and randomly saves them. ****ing BULL****. You might as well turn ****ing items on. And this is a neutral! What the **** is wrong with you people?? DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE SHY GUYS.
By restricting it to FD and BF we focus play on the skills that matter without the stage sticking its **** in the proceedings. The average skill will go up much faster if the players don't have to deal with stupid bull**** like barrels magically saving their opponents; it gets rid of the whole ******** aspect of dealing with the stage, which we shouldn't have had in the first place. And the whole arbitrary mess of the CP system is removed, too, so tournaments can be more streamlined. I don't know about you, but I like to win because of skill, not because my CP was bull****. With FD and BF the players can fight like men without having to ****ing tiptoe around the stage and make sure the carpet they're on doesn't just ****ing disappear and kill them. Not to mention that this way the game is balanced the way it's supposed to be without any of the stupid bull**** characters can do on the gay stages. It's simply, objectively, the superior choice for competitive play.
You know, in a handful of states, it's illegal to have lotteries, with lotteries defined as a competition based on luck instead of skill or ability. If you keep stupid **** like FoD and Yoshi's legal, you're literally a CRIMINAL. Make sure you don't drop the soap when you get sent to ****ing prison for life, *******s.