Pro Question

[Corigames]

If you beat someone, and you parade around flaunting off what you just did, what Johns can the losing person use?

I thought it was none, but I could be wrong.

 

[~Tac~]

Pro question? =\ Ah well.

Hm. I don't think there's any "decent" Johns the loser can use..other than insults. Just GG and rematch.

 

[NF Alex]

Just tell the winning person to stop being an *sshole, I guess. The person's attitude doesn;t really have anything to do with the match itself, so there's no point in johning.

 

[_SSnakeKen]

why do you bother playing someone like that in the first place

 

[ChronoSquare]

Compare him to a better player in the area. Yeah, sure, he kicked your butt, but so-and-so can just as easily kick your butt.

Of course... if someone normally beats you, then you beat them hard like, say, 4 stock them, I think you too would want to tell everyone you could of your accomplishment; even if it involves going downstairs, flicking on and off the lights, and waking up said people to tell them.

 

[Yoshi'stheBombers7]

why do you bother playing someone like that in the first place

Yea, why would you? And if he beat you, so what? You lost, he won. You can't really call a john on that.

 

[F8AL]

"I wasn't trying" would be a good "john" for the loser. Then you simply say "neither was I".

 

[Zink]

I don't think you guys understand the concept of no johns.
it means no johns.

 

[Yoshi'stheBombers7]

I don't think you guys understand the concept of no johns.
it means no johns.

Ha, lol, that's great...

What does it mean?

 

[MaNg0]

No Johns !!!

 

[Dark.Pch]

Dont say anything at all. Get up and walk away. A john is not worth it for the loser. makes them feel even better for winning the match. I know people like that and been through it and thats what I do. Sore winners or ones who talk behind your back about it are the worst.

 

[BrandonOwnageking]

stand up and punch them in the face...and if there still standing punch them till they aren't

 

[_Phloat_]

Laugh. They are trying to make you mad at that point, but you are more mature, just ignore, or laugh, they will get the message, if not, wobble them

 

[NinjaRooster]

You can do what my friends do: blame my victory and their defeat on my awesome edgeguarding/Marth skills.

seriously, just don't play with people who act like that when they win. Don't give them the satisfaction of getting to gloat when they win and you lose.

 

[ZeroFallenSkater]

call them a loser and say it's just a videogame

 

[RizardoLawless]

Stab them while they slumber

 

[Cereal Rabbit]

Blame Canada. (South Park oh yeah )

Other than that, say nothing.

 

[Sssurivad]

WOBBLE.

I do it for the lulz. ;P

 

[Weed]

stand up and punch them in the face...and if there still standing punch them till they aren't

epic win

I'd jokingly say "Nah man, you're too good for me.." and proceed to find someone worth playing.

 

[ComradeCanada]

Blame Canada. (South Park oh yeah )

Other than that, say nothing.

AHEM.

 

[ThatGuy]

AHEM.

Something stuck in your throat?

I wouldn't care, it could set up for some nasty MM's afterwards. But I'm no pro

 

[Kyari]

wonderful! you can always count on the following:

1) cold fingers
2) global warming
3) your controller was shipped from new jersey

if all of the above fails, consult your physician.

 

[xyouxarexuglyx2]

-Manbearpig
-Evil monkey in the closet
-You were possessed by n00b demons

 

[edgeswipe21]

say "u wish" and tell me to do a best of 3.

 

[~Tac~]

wonderful! you can always count on the following:
3) your controller was shipped from new jersey

if all of the above fails, consult your physician.

LMFAOOOOOO xDD

 

[Livvers]

Tell them you're just tired from being out with their mom all night.

 

[Wave⁂]

I just smile, shrug, and say "I suck. Congrats!"

 

[SirroMinus1]

If you beat someone, and you parade around flaunting off what you just did, what Johns can the losing person use?

I thought it was none, but I could be wrong.

the title doesn't fit the noobish question.

 

[Jeremy Feifer]

"johns" thats such a stupid term... "no johns"

Sore Winner
Sore Loser
Your Gay

are better terms.

 

[handsockpuppet]

-cheap kill
-it was close
-wow. you won a ****ing game. good for you.
-even though we made bets, we didn't shake on it.

 

[Yoshi'stheBombers7]

I just smile, shrug, and say "I suck. Congrats!"

Ha, that's great.

 

[xyouxarexuglyx2]

If you beat someone, and you parade around flaunting off what you just did, what Johns can the losing person use?

I thought it was none, but I could be wrong.

"I was baked"

XD

I know what you're talking about.

 

[WFL]

Not really a john, but...

You say, "Ok, now it's time for some serious business." Then rip off your pants revealing you wearing John Stockton shorts, rec specs, and a white shirt with Business Time by Flight of the Conchords playing in the background.

 

[PDOT]

call them a loser and say it's just a videogame

No johns.

say "u wish" and tell me to do a best of 3.

No johns.

-cheap kill
-it was close
-wow. you won a ****ing game. good for you.
-even though we made bets, we didn't shake on it.

No johns.

 

[handsockpuppet]

No johns.



No johns.



No johns.

um...no johns? isn't that what this thread's about.

 

[PDOT]

um...no johns? isn't that what this thread's about.

Hi.

No johns.

 

[Yoshi'stheBombers7]

Hi.

No johns.

I think this is the essence of this thread.