Proof That Marth Is Gay!!!

[sherigami]

The following may shock those who use Marth, or may be disturbing to some viewers. Do the following steps and you shall be enlightened to Marth's true sexual orientation... VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

1. Start playing MELEE
2. Select 1 Player mode, then training
3. Make yourself Roy, and the CP a Marth
4. Select a flat stage, like Final Destination
5. Set the CP damage to 999%(to maximize grab time)
6. Grab the Marth
7. Pause the game(to zoom in)
8. Observe.....

Like I said, viewer discretion is advised. People without tainted minds may not see the same thing as those with pure ones. Marth also has a tiara and a feminine figure so that only adds to the proof.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

pix or it didn't happen.

 

[Ornj]

we all know hes a flaming homosexual

 

[Froth]

pix or it didn't happen.

Not the best reasoning.

I could say that I was born; I don't need pics to prove it.

 

[protokid]

You know, this isn`t interesting and very old news to me...

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Not the best reasoning.

I could say that I was born; I don't need pics to prove it.

That just means to post a pic.

 

[Mike87]

Marth also has a tiara and a feminine figure so that only adds to the proof

Marth's Tiara was given to him by his sister just before she was captured.

 

[protokid]

Idd

Marth's Tiara was given to him by his sister just before she was captured.

Yep, that`s true.
I've played all Fire emblem games.

 

[bovineblitzkrieg]

Actually Link is gay. Turn the volume up and listen to his taunt.

Better yet, break his shield and listen to him then.

 

[Nathangelo4444]

So thats why Link has never hooked up with Zelda in any game.

 

[handsockpuppet]

great. now let's prove that Ike is gay. I hate ike...

 

[HiIH]

It's actually Martha.

 

[Crimson King]

Topics like this are against the global rules of using slurs and sexual orientation as a term of derision.