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Rhyme competition (my ****..., yo ****...) lolz

QDVS

QDVS

BRoomer
BRoomer
Joined
Apr 21, 2004
Messages
4,164
Location
Fort Myers, FL (Orlando/UCF for college)
My **** wins with ease
Yo **** pass the controller please

My **** crazy, it's insane
Yo **** only knows pain

My **** creative and sick
Yo **** play like Seibrik

My **** can actually win teams
Yo **** can't find green greens

My **** from atlantic south
Yo **** in Inui's mouth

My **** mampam
Yo **** esam

My **** has massive sex
Yo **** Rx

My **** won a free for all
Yo **** stole a smash ball

My **** professional, like hozart
Yo **** remedial, like uncharged fart

My **** similar to ike
Yo **** resemble zelda spike

My **** very hard
Yo **** tourney tard

My **** invincible star
Yo **** flattened by car

My **** make peach wet
Yo **** lost the set

:colorful:
 
MarsFool!

MarsFool!

Smash Lord
Joined
May 23, 2007
Messages
1,651
Location
Space Animals, Florida
my **** out drivin vipers
yo **** still wearin diapers

my **** , same size as a whale
yo ****, cant get outta jail

my **** scares batman
yo **** smells like trashcans.
 
QDVS

QDVS

BRoomer
BRoomer
Joined
Apr 21, 2004
Messages
4,164
Location
Fort Myers, FL (Orlando/UCF for college)
OK some I did in the stream vericz posted:

my **** watching smash
yo **** ugly rash

my **** rick rohins
yo **** known for sins

my **** weigh a ton
yo **** moved to washington

^^^ directed to rohins

my **** shined yo ***
yo **** died in blast

my **** knows many tricks
yo **** godmeowmix

my **** got you on lock
yo **** got no stock

my **** dashizwiz
yo **** smaller than his

my **** mangos puff
yo **** has it rough

I'm only posting the ones that are smash related!!!

:colorful:
 
Finch

Finch

Smash Lord
Joined
Dec 3, 2007
Messages
1,730
Location
Tallahassee, FL
I really like that Andy used the word remedial in one of his.

I really want to do some of these but I think I'm gonna go to sleep instead. Maybe tomorrow.

my **** reverse dolphin slashes
yo **** misses wavedashes

my **** crushes bones
yo **** lambchops owns

my **** Dr. Peepee
yo **** tiny weewee

my **** got first in teams
yo **** prematurely creams

wow these are really fun
 
Frames

Frames

DI
Joined
Sep 29, 2007
Messages
2,248
Location
UCF (Orlando, FL)
my **** hard as chops
yo **** limp wet mop

my **** like overdose
yo **** just a joke

my **** looks so fine
yo **** shined blind

my **** like FCD
yo **** like OC3

my **** draws a crowd
yo **** manacloud

my **** so tasty
yo **** got JV'd

my **** fires like a lazer
yo **** smaller than a razor

my **** is on MTV
yo **** is at PC's

my **** yoyo glitch
yo **** a little *****

my **** a giant tank
yo **** loves to plank

my **** tough as roy
yo **** a little toy

my **** zelghandi
yo **** a wannabe

my **** is pro impact
yo **** is mad wack

my **** is top tier
yo **** hides in fear
 
M

mkGmoney

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 14, 2008
Messages
744
Location
Jacksonville, FL (UNF) Location: Tavares, FL (for
Geoff:

my ****, long like ike's fair

yo ****, stops. and stares
3:19amThomas

My **** is like great Aether

your **** is as thin as paper

now what lol
3:20amGeoff

lol

i'm too white

j/k j/k
3:20amThomas

boy I can keep going playa!

lol
3:20amGeoff

my ****, strong like fsmash

yo ****, got in a crash
3:21amThomas

your **** smells like warios fart

my **** is as long as a track on mario kart
3:22amGeoff

my **** loud like a fart

yo ****, look like modern art
3:22amThomas

my **** works real hard

your **** is like a car in park

what now playa!

lol
3:23amGeoff

lol that one was terrible
3:24amThomas

lol
3:24amGeoff

my ****, super like nintendo

yo ****, gimped like lucario
3:25amThomas

my **** is an amazing sight

your **** is like finding a ***** at midnight
3:26amGeoff

my ****, white as the clouds

yo ****, gay and proud
3:27amThomas

your **** is as long as dews (dewey)

my ***** nickname is to be continued
3:29amGeoff

my ****, large like flav's clock

yo ****, zip locked
3:30amThomas

my **** is as big as a big rig

your **** is as fake as your moms wig
3:31amGeoff

my ****, sly as a fox

yo ****, don't fill up a box

3:31amThomas

my **** is like a broad band by cox

your **** can't even pick a lock

^^^me and Ryo battling it out on Facebook chat
 
Ryo_Guikido

Ryo_Guikido

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 28, 2008
Messages
560
my **** deserves a drum roll
your ***** nick name is dumbo

your **** maybe like the titanic
but my **** didn't have to crash to make *****es panic

my **** gets chicks like hue hephner
your **** tries to get dates on yahoo messenger

my **** is like talking to strangers
your **** doesn't signal danger

my **** is like a club banger
your **** needs a dopple ganger

my **** grows like the arms of piccollo
your **** is like tring to find nemo
 
D_B_S

D_B_S

Smash Lord
Joined
May 24, 2006
Messages
1,396
Location
Tallahassee,FL
My ****, is like a full stocked fridge
Yo **** like half ate ribs

MY **** weighs out in the triple digits
Yo **** is short like leapfrog *******

My **** is like chuckie cheese pizza
Yo **** see cooch and have seizures

My **** and girls always do some things
YO **** FALL SLEEP WHILE PLAYING LIKE MEW2 KING
 
OTRU...

OTRU...

Smash Champion
Joined
Nov 24, 2006
Messages
2,390
Location
Orlando, FL(UCF) truuuu
Frames said:
my **** draws a crowd
yo **** manacloud
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this one's cool, cuz everyone hates manacloud haha

D4mn im slacking, ive only posted one, ive been kinda busy so i havent had time to post a list yet, but im working on it!!

ohh and also, I was thinking we should do this battle style, like u can quote someone and call them out with a rhyme and then that person has to battle u back with a comeback rhyme!!! lets do this!
 
OTRU...

OTRU...

Smash Champion
Joined
Nov 24, 2006
Messages
2,390
Location
Orlando, FL(UCF) truuuu
well i just think its funnier if u do it smash related, anything else is also cool as long as its funny

My **** is mad legit
yo ****'s smell like ****!


This one is for qdvs lol:
My **** never nagging
yo **** always sandbagging

:colorful:

For xYz:
My **** stronger than xyz
yo **** gets 4 stocked mad easy!!

Hungrybox:
My **** rocks
yo **** johning like hungrybox!
 
Zoro

Zoro

Smash Champion
Joined
Jul 9, 2005
Messages
2,610
Location
Orlando, FL
I laughed out loud so many times reading andys lol
especially the hiroshi one

my **** is loved by marin
yo **** aint workin, you're barren

Ah my first attempt lol
 
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Plairnkk

Smash Legend
Joined
Jan 18, 2006
Messages
10,243
My ****, bigger than pound 3
yo ****, maine biweekly

my ****, makin lots of money
yo ****, not even in the running

my ****, makin people look like fools,
yo ****, lost to ESAM in pools.

my **** makin 1st at every tourney
yo ****, makin inui horny



=p
 
Finch

Finch

Smash Lord
Joined
Dec 3, 2007
Messages
1,730
Location
Tallahassee, FL
my ****, hangs lowly
yo ****, lost to yoshi

my ****, tippered peach
yo ****, looks like a leech

my ****, has teh ph1r3
yo ****, is a flaccid spire

my ****, stands tall
yo ****, can't tech the wall

my ****, Marth's sword
yo ****, sheik's cord

my ****, ****ed kiwi
yo ****, ****ed inui
 
Raistlin

Raistlin

Smash Lord
Joined
Aug 28, 2006
Messages
1,215
Plairnkk said:
My ****, bigger than pound 3
yo ****, maine biweekly

my ****, makin lots of money
yo ****, not even in the running

my ****, makin people look like fools,
yo ****, lost to ESAM in pools.

my **** makin 1st at every tourney
yo ****, makin inui horny



=p
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This **** is even bringing in OOS!!
 
Ryo_Guikido

Ryo_Guikido

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 28, 2008
Messages
560
my **** hits every time like pound
your **** shh is tring to make a sound

my **** is so high tier
your **** did it just disappear?

my **** is an all natural ****
your **** only made it to counter pick

my **** can just walk through places
your **** gets tied into bad situation like double knotted shoe laces

my **** explodes like an eruption
your **** looks like a ****ed up mutation
 
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Plairnkk

Smash Legend
Joined
Jan 18, 2006
Messages
10,243
i still hold mine was awesome, **** u guys for the lack of reactions.

my ****, instills fear in the nation
yo **** look like a crustacean

im a ****in wordsmith
 
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