Rhyme Game

[Davy Jones]

I've got a cool game idea.
Each poster should post two verses. The first should rhyme with the previous poster's verse and the second should end in a random word. For example:
I post:
Kirby KOed Peach
The next poster shall say a word wich rhymes with the last word, in our case "Peach". For Example:
Just because she was a Bi***.
The next verse shall not rhyme with the first.
I start:
I was walking through the park

 

[kirbario7]

but then everything went dark

 

[Grandeza]

^^
You're supposed to post 2 verses.

I'll start from the OP since this dude didn't give me a verse.

Then I was attacked by a shark

I fought for my life

 

[tafutureboy]

then I grabbed the knife
and stabbed him right in the gills.

 

[Zema]

and he spit out some bills,
of some strange bird,

 

[smashbot226]

Who couldn't say a word

But instead SHL'd.

 

[Autydragoon]

And then he (insert word that rhymes with SHL'd).

I took the shark to a dealer.

 

[platnum]

He gave me a patato pealer.

I used it to grate chees.

 

[tirkaro]

And I gave it to some Bees.

The Bees gave me thier honey,

 

[~Krystal~]

And I sold it all for money.

I used the cash on crack.

 

[sugarpoultry]

Buzz and I took a test today,
I studied as hard as I could.
Buzz didn't study and got an A,
I failed and I'm very perturbed.

 

[DarKirby92]

I'm just gonna ignore the previous post i guess?

But now the drug dealer wants it back.
I said hail no, dude!,

 

[Dime]

He punched my g/f in the boob.

So I had to teach this guy not to mess with me.

 

[tirkaro]

So I gave him the Falcon Knee

He began to writhe in pain,

 

[Autydragoon]

That when it started to rain

The rain was actually nuclear waste

 

[~Krystal~]

Which Batman learned too late.

Joker got away.

 

[lego]

But he'll soon pay!

And Peguin close by

 

[platnum]

Punched me in the eye


I hate onions

 

[Daredevil]

And so i got bunions

then i had an orange..

 

[tirkaro]

and I stuck it on my door hinge.

'cuz my door started to creak

 

[~Krystal~]

Which was more annoying than hearing Barack Obama speak

Speaking of which he promises real change

 

[Plazma]

he is really strange
i found a coin made of silver

 

[tirkaro]

and I gave the coin to Wilmer.

He spent it on a car

 

[~Krystal~]

Raced the cops and quickly became a star.

Wilmers now on his way to Mexico.

 

[Mewtario]

But not before taking his car to a Texico! (I think that's what the name was)
My friend has pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

 

[TheSundanceKid]

and he has to take this medicine in four doses.
The meds give him cramps

 

[Mewtario]

then he turns into ramps
the effects last for a month

 

[MojoMan]

he hath a lithp and stole some gunth
And then heat chewed an orange

 

[Mewtario]

And the grime off the nearest door hinge!

Oddly enough, the grime was purple

 

[MojoMan]

Because someone gave him a purple nurple
and a cow exploded on his toe

 

[WoapGang]

But nobody else had to know

When i went to get some Fries.

 

[Chibi-pika]

It was covered in flys

Then i went to get some pesticide

 

[WiiLoveChris]

Which was inside

So I went in my house

 

[WoapGang]

Not in a house, Not with a mouse

I will not eat them here or there,