Rock Paper Scissors :: Edmonton, AB :: June 12, 2010

[victra♥]

i say yoshi pipe's da bess
yoshi pipe's da bess
yoshi pipe's da bess
yoshi pipe's da bess

and now superboom is mad
snake mains they be mad
but maiko he aint mad
but everyone is mad

 

[Limeee]

know you got no options, pipes isn't really fair, try to air dodge
to the ground nothing will happen
(YEAH)
snake be over there, nades will be everywhere
i ain't tryna hit i'm just nairin' at the open air

and you don't even have to ask twice,
minute on the clock and i'll be campin on ya last life
it's obvious without it as a player id be trash right
but maiko decided that he's argued for the last time

stocks tied, some percents, hopin' i'll approach i won't
nair nair nothing, baby Gdubs gonna take it home
nothings gonna happen when i'm camping, it will save us both
all my **** is frame safe you can't penetrate my zoneeeee

cause i'm so patient and i wait for you
Luke might have started it but you can emulate it too
my design is so stupid
this ****ty stage isn't even useless

live until 160 i can do that tank ****
i'ma down a three more times even if the first missed
used to lose while mainin toon link but i'm a main switcher
if you want a good counter pick just camp it like luke aryonk

Spoiler

rob dan of a match, money ain't an issue
extended my time limit there's nothin i can't live through
your girlfriend claiming dans a *****, so mark says it aloud
but she ain't know nothing and she can't blow no whistle

yeah i know i did your team wrong
dan vs luke yeah we seen dawg
counter pick stage, green greens i lean on
bannin' brinstar? i don't care i still got pipes dawg
yea
same move in this exact spot
still seein' success and i'm not smarter than a sasquatch
goin' toe to toe i got you thinkin' that the match hot
DI'd into the pipe at 150 and then i time you out on your second stock

EDIT: victors wish is my command

 

[victra♥]

rob good players of their chance, opinions ain't an issue
making every stage legal and you can't even argue
claim i practice theory craft, you start to call officials
but i'm part of sbr so i'm the one who blows the whistle

yeah. i know the game was drawn long.
superboom vs alphicans, yeah you seen dawg
counter pick stage, yoshi pipes mark leaned on
bannin' norfair? he don't care he still got 40 dawg

yea

just circle camp the same spots
still seein' success because the stage is likely broken, not.
try to ban the stage like mlg, my ears are still blocked
fingers in my ears, its like your talking to a large rock, ain't hearin

maiko's word is everything, it's all you never wanted
you could win a set now, even if you've never won it
arguments he always wins, exceptions they ain't never gonna
he'll debate forever any argument he's better at it

attendance is down, cp stage is goin' up
then he'll make more legal cause he don't give a ****
officially its banned, but your out of luck
he can do the same thing every single time

i say maiko is da bess
maiko is da bess
maiko is da bess
maiko is da bess

now everyone is mad
everyone is mad
maiko still aint mad
but everyone is mad

 

[Limeee]

i like victors ending better actually

attendance is going down, and the stage list is bigger

coincedence?

 

[TheCresent]

oh my gawd rofl

 

[T-block]

the stage list is SMALLER than may and attendance still blows. don't try to pull that.

k lets ban smashville - mk can aircamp snake so well there. POOR SNAKE

 

[victra♥]

now everyone is mad
everyone is mad
maiko's kinda mad
but everyone is mad

 

[Limeee]

alberta da bess
alberta da bess
alberta da bess
maiko da bess

 

[TheCresent]

- If Pit or Meta Knight travels under the stage more than once in a row without stepping on the main stage (platforms don't count), its controlling player is to be declared loser of the match.

wher u at mike

 

[victra♥]

maikos ruleset is da bess
maikos ruleset is da bess
mlg's list aint da bess
but maikos ruleset is da bess

edit: oh. Jack brought some heat

 

[Limeee]

this thread got hilarious fast

 

[T-block]

you guys are reaaaaally pathetic

 

[Frio]

you guys are reaaaaally pathetic

quoted for truth

 

[Alphicans]

Snake is a bad character that gets air camped like a mother ****er. Lets ban a perfectly good stage cause of that ok? >____> *******s....

 

[TheCresent]

mike and luke just like pipes up their ***

 

[Alphicans]

Pipes is legit dude. Mike and I aren't the only ones who think so you know!

Snake also gets air camped hard on brinstar. Ban that stage too?

 

[T-block]

and SMASHVILLE

and YOSHIS ISLAND because its RANDOM

hey i'm trying this thing that stage pro-banners do where they complain really LOUDLY, and then delude themselves into thinking they're the clear majority. is it working?

 

[victra♥]

...to stop all possible complaints, maybe alberta should just follow the official sbr ruleset for once. Cause like, we're such an amazing region compared to the rest of the smash community that we just have to do things our way right? >_> until maiko and luke possibly get their way in the sbr....like :/

why are we so arrogant and lame when it comes to this kind of stuff (it was the same thing with Tyler in melee). Honestly. Especially you maiko, i know you love your stages and you love debating about it but please. Im not against your reasoning or anything, but could you at least wait until you get the support from the rest of the sbr before you start controlling albertas brawl scene? That's all i'm saying :/

mike and luke just like pipes up their ***

lol

 

[T-block]

we are using MLG STAGELIST with only three modifications. addition of japes nobody complains about. then all we did was basically trade green greens for yoshi's pipes.

so vic, tell me. why is this so radical?

regions have different stagelists. i'm sure you've heard of NJ and how they are known to be ultra-conservative with what they allow. region variation is expected, and has always been a part of smash. the previous stagelist may have been over the top, but i don't see why you're complaining so loudly about this one.

but vic, there you go again. talking as if, for some objective reason, conservative stagelists are the correct way, and liberal stagelists are wrong and unhealthy for the game. i know it seems like it, but more people support these stages than you might think - they just don't speak out about them as often, probably because people like you jump down their throat and call them homo scrubs.

 

[Frio]

omg 3DS is sexy

EDIT: I'm on asian Mikes side, cept for pot town

 

[Frio]

lame ****they mixed Wind waker and Tp graphics
wtf fail sauce

EDIT: On second thought I guess it could work :/. My bad about double post

 

[Limeee]

lol mark

i liked the stagelist this time around, snake doesn't really have any solid CP's like he did in the last one though, but i don't get cp ***** into going MK

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

mike wong isn't even in charge of these monthlies anymore so we should just have our own list of stages and rules. Unless white mike wants to suck asians mike's **** for the stages **** **** ****it **** ****.

 

[Frio]

K how about this:

Lylat, Pipes, Norfair only

 

[T-block]

Especially you maiko, i know you love your stages and you love debating about it but please. Im not against your reasoning or anything, but could you at least wait until you get the support from the rest of the sbr before you start controlling albertas brawl scene? That's all i'm saying :/

dunno why i forgot to address this

okay vic you win. i promise i will not push any stages deemed Banned in the SBR Recommended Rule List v2.0 while it is the most current ruleset, and i will consent to the removal of any stages currently legal that are deemed Banned in said ruleset.

k so can you do me a favour? check through the rule list and remove any stages that apply? you can post your findings here - kthx.

omg 3DS is sexy

EDIT: I'm on asian Mikes side, cept for pot town

thanks mark, even though i'm not sure about your reasons for supporting me =P port town isn't legal anymore though?

mike wong isn't even in charge of these monthlies anymore so we should just have our own list of stages and rules. Unless white mike wants to suck asians mike's **** for the stages **** **** ****it **** ****.

mike h basically came to this decision on his own, so calm the **** down. i didn't argue for green greens when he said he was going to remove it, even though i strongly believe it should be legal for various reasons. i only requested that yoshi's island: melee stay legal, which i think is reasonable.

 

[Frio]

I'm just agreeing with Mike cause it's the actual rules >_>

 

[TheCresent]

K how about this:

Lylat, Pipes, Norfair only

no man i got a better stage list

neutral:
norfair
brinstar
rainbow cruise
hanenbow(cannot be striked*)
pokemon stadium 2
yoshi's island pipes in lukes and mikes *** while mark video tapes with an olimar costume
pictochat

cp:
yoshi's island

banned
Battlefield
Final Destination
Smashville
lylat cruise
everything else

mike's **** for the stages **** **** ****it **** ****

 

[Frio]

Starter

Yoshi's Island [Brawl] (37-0-0)
Battlefield (47-0-1)
Smashville (24-0-1)
Final Destination (26-2-1)


Starter/Counter

Lylat Cruise (16-9-0)
Halberd (18-16-0)
Pokémon Stadium 1 (16-14-2)
Castle Siege (5-9-0)


Counter

Delfino Plaza (6-20-0)
Brinstar (1-20-0)
Frigate Orpheon (1-29-0)
Rainbow Cruise (0-30-1)
Jungle Japes (0-14-1)
Pirate Ship (0-15-3)
PictoChat (0-25-9)
Pokémon Stadium 2 (0-24-11)


Counter/Banned

Norfair (0-16-10)
Luigi's Mansion (0-11-8)
Distant Planet (0-15-11)
Green Greens (0-6-9)
Yoshi's Island [Melee] (0-10-19)
Port Town Aero Dive (0-12-23)

All Of Mike's stages are on the a ok list, cept hanenbow. He is following the recomnded rules :/ Besides we're lucky Mike and Mike even host these things anyways. And it's not like you and Dan haven't picked ******** stages to play on as well (Luigis double MK)

 

[T-block]

hanenbow was only legal for doubles, and the sbr ruleset said that was okay too (although that was a mistake lol... BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE SOME DATA TO BACK THAT UP). mark it also deviates from sbr by allowing 9 starters (delfino), but that was due to MLG's influence, and i fully support this change. the ruleset is dated anyways, and is due for revision.

yeah i'm getting the impression that you guys don't even know what the current stagelist looks like


Starter:

* Battlefield
* Castle Siege
* Delfino Plaza
* Final Destination
* Halberd
* Lylat Cruise
* Pokemon Stadium 1
* Smashville
* Yoshi's Island


Counter:

* Brinstar
* Frigate Orpheon
* Jungle Japes
* Norfair
* Pictochat
* Pokémon Stadium 2
* Rainbow Cruise
* Yoshi's Island (Pipes)


give it a look over before you post please -_-

 

[x After Dawn x]

why are we so arrogant and lame when it comes to this kind of stuff (it was the same thing with Tyler in melee). Honestly. Especially you maiko, i know you love your stages and you love debating about it but please. Im not against your reasoning or anything, but could you at least wait until you get the support from the rest of the sbr before you start controlling albertas brawl scene? That's all i'm saying :/


lol

That's funny, because I'm pretty sure the only thing I wanted to change from the new official SBR list was to make Corneria legal instead of banned.

You were the one that wanted to completely change it from the old official SBR list to the new one when nobody else wanted to, and you only wanted to because you were whining about the old list being too "Fox op" and the new list favors Peach more.

 

[Tin Man]

just use an east coast *cough*normal*cough* stage list and there will be no johns

 

[Alphicans]

The "normal" stage list sucks.

 

[Tin Man]

LMAO, use ur Broom power to make more banned stages legal

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

All Of Mike's stages are on the a ok list, cept hanenbow. He is following the recomnded rules :/ Besides we're lucky Mike and Mike even host these things anyways. And it's not like you and Dan haven't picked ******** stages to play on as well (Luigis double MK)

no man, we gotta counter the pipes gayness with equal amounts of gay.

 

[Limeee]

if your playing on a competetive level, playing to win, why wouldn't you play gay?

i have never understood why pro MK's don't plank EVERY match, if they say they truly play to win >.<

 

[Kuraudo]

Because deep down they have a sliver of honor left in them?

 

[Limeee]

thats silly

who does that?

 

[Kuraudo]

All the MK players that you mentioned who don't plank all the time to win.

 

[Limeee]

that sentence doesn't make any sense, and i didn't list any MK players o.o

i'm confused

 

[TheCresent]

I don't think I could plank a whole match with MK lol. He has so many good options and approaches it's just silly to be scared. Besides his Passive-Aggressive game is buck.