Sex or Chipotle?

[hungrybox]

I can't decide what's better


halp

 

[DtJ SmithZzz]

Didn't me, you & Josh discuss this at TO6? The answers obvious.

 

[Rx-]

you can't have chipotle with raistlin's mom

 

[DJRome]

chipotle ain't that good bra

 

[everlasting yayuhzz]

both. at the same time.

 

[Dark Hart]

Sex, then Chipotle, don't make her pay though, then no more sex

 

[Mariabattleaxe]

Have you had sex...?

 

[DJRome]

lucas is like the chihuahua on yo leg

 

[T0NE]

put some chipotle on the girls nipples and lick it off while ****ing. That way you'll be having both at the same time.

 

[DJRome]

what's the diff between that and just eating and pumping atst

 

[DtJ SmithZzz]

Have you had sex...?

no girls allowed

 

[exarch]

Although this debate is extremely pertinent and at least as significant as a tournament, I must move this to the social room.

Chipotle is my current preference though.

 

[M@v]

Why are you even thinking about sex? You can't get a girl anyway.


Chipolte.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

CAn't do both at the same time. It just gets messy and then you have rice in your bed and ****.

 

[harriettheguy]

Have you ever porked a Carnitas burrito??

OH Beby! Hold the hot sauce!



"You can't have chipotle with Raistlin's mom" -Rx

QFT

 

[MarsFool!]

Why isn't this topic locked wtf xD

Maybe the sex you're having isn't that good...

 

[TheLastCacely]

Sex at Chipotle.

and if the waiters say anything to you, bust them in the face.


/thread.

 

[Mike G]

I had sex while eating a slice of pizza one time.


I don't see why doing both wouldn't work.


I mean, it would probably be messy and some of the food might fall on her back but .....hmmmmmmmmmmm *rubs chin*



also, *inb4lock*

 

[TheLastCacely]

ur my hero, mike.

 

[Moses.]

I don't get it.

Chipotle is definitely bottom tier.

I have never had a good experience from that place. I have given Chipotle 3 chances and never have I not regretted eating there.

Burrito Brothers on the other hand...

If any of you guys find yourselves in Gainesville for any length of time, please go eat at Burrito Brothers. It will change your life. I also think they have one in Tallahassee.





tl;dr:
sex.

 

[Will_]

Doing both depends on the position, really. If she's facing you she'll probably want a bite so **** that.

 

[RJsHouse]

Qdoba > Chipotle

 

[Pr0jecT]

I **** my chipotle burritos


best of both worlds imo

 

[Mike G]

Doing both depends on the position, really. If she's facing you she'll probably want a bite so **** that.

Which is why arf arf style is the best position in this case. She's not facing the food and you now have a surface to eat said food on.

 

[Will_]

Which is why arf arf style is the best position in this case. She's not facing the food and you now have a surface to eat said food on.

Good point. Didn't think of placing the food down on the 'table'.

 

[Ocean]

A+ thread

 

[gallax]

Whoever doesnt say sex is a moron.

 

[hungrybox]

Why are you even thinking about sex? You can't get a girl anyway.


Chipolte.

little did he know...

 

[Ocean]

Whoever doesnt say sex is a moron.

whoever doesn't realize that this is a joke thread is ********.

 

[gallax]

whoever doesn't realize that this is a joke thread is ********.

Im guessing ur a chipotle guy then?

 

[Pi]

chipotle = at least half an hour of pleasure, followed by some alone time in the john
it's a win win

sex = talking, foreplay, maybe dinner/movie/other expenses, lies, potential commitment/responsibilities, condoms/std's.
All that for 30 seconds?

the answer is clear.

 

[bossa nova ♪]

mmmmmmm baby i lllloooovvvveeee me sum chipotle


SUMBAHGOWIMMENESSWEEQ!!!!!!

 

[BBQ°]

chipotle = at least half an hour of pleasure, followed by some alone time in the john
it's a win win

sex = talking, foreplay, maybe dinner/movie/other expenses, lies, potential commitment/responsibilities, condoms/std's.
All that for 30 seconds?

the answer is clear.

don't forget sex also = babies

also Mike G's arf arf post is sig worthy

 

[o-Serin-o]

Which is why arf arf style is the best position in this case. She's not facing the food and you now have a surface to eat said food on.

This is so sigworthy.

 

[Laijin]

I think this is relevant:
http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=290126

 

[RockCrock]

you can't have chipotle with raistlin's mom

this is raistlin on dennis's account.

i will fight you

 

[Rayku]

F*ck *****es, get Chipotle

I did something there

 

[Strawhat64]

Let's cut it down piece by piece, Hbox.

You can eat chipole anytime of the day,week,moth,year,era and ect.

You only have ONE shot at doing the..erm "business" in a lifetime...it might even happen again somewhere in the future. BUT risk a change of making little jigglypuffes and other dangers.

Conclusion?

Yea, your answer should definitely Chippole because is THAT pleasurable for your tongue.

Dr. B out

 

[hungrybox]

chipotle = at least half an hour of pleasure, followed by some alone time in the john
it's a win win

sex = talking, foreplay, maybe dinner/movie/other expenses, lies, potential commitment/responsibilities, condoms/std's.
All that for 30 seconds?

the answer is clear.

well its more like 15 min but i see your point

 

[Finch]

what the ****

30 seconds really?

Also you can't have chipotle with Raistlin's mom