LoL nice one Hugo ;D
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So Cal Rap 2009, Step It Up Son!!
- Thread starter DieSuperFly
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Hugs talks s***, yeah that's pretty rich
And he practically admitted that he's Romeos B****
He be thinking that his rapping is too legit
bet he's thinkin' in his head that his rap is "good s***"
Did you know that hugs plays poker, thinks he's better than me
but ONLY hugo would lose to motha f***in' DC
So you beat a girl in smash, and you think you *****?
But you said you were scared to play me man i wish that s*** was taped
You're determined to be the best, that's your motive and drive
But you've been playin longer then most smashers've been alive
Come on Hugs, have you had enough?
Just give it a rest, like jiggly puff
Came here thinkin' you schooled
Instead you just got footstooled
Has-been pro now ranked lower than scamp
Only hope now is to laser camp
Your rap talks about how you're "gettin' laid"
But the only girls who'd do you are the ones who are paid
plus I'm willing to bet
you cant even make one wet
Not that it matters, you got nothin to hide
Cause we all know that you order extra sausage on the side
Now I'm gonna move along
And you better do the same
Your agony I will not prolong
But seriously, Good Game.
I see Creepys back at rapping, after losing to me
Pro rapper wants to get ***** more by nezumi
Oats was actually good, but I would've liked it more
if he didn't bother mentioning the SD whor3
And edrees, I admit your rhyme was pretty sick
but you sound more like a poetry reading beatnik
champ you should try
and I aint gonna lie
cause you speak better english
than most of these guys
tyrant s*** talked alex, mentioned me just for fun
but he beats you in smash, and i beat you in rap, so get ***** son.
I hope no one takes offense
this is for fun, that's my defense
Lots of s*** talk I see
But you'll all take home the bronze
there's still no one better than me
Get *****, No Johns.
d^___^b
And he practically admitted that he's Romeos B****
He be thinking that his rapping is too legit
bet he's thinkin' in his head that his rap is "good s***"
Did you know that hugs plays poker, thinks he's better than me
but ONLY hugo would lose to motha f***in' DC
So you beat a girl in smash, and you think you *****?
But you said you were scared to play me man i wish that s*** was taped
You're determined to be the best, that's your motive and drive
But you've been playin longer then most smashers've been alive
Come on Hugs, have you had enough?
Just give it a rest, like jiggly puff
Came here thinkin' you schooled
Instead you just got footstooled
Has-been pro now ranked lower than scamp
Only hope now is to laser camp
Your rap talks about how you're "gettin' laid"
But the only girls who'd do you are the ones who are paid
plus I'm willing to bet
you cant even make one wet
Not that it matters, you got nothin to hide
Cause we all know that you order extra sausage on the side
Now I'm gonna move along
And you better do the same
Your agony I will not prolong
But seriously, Good Game.
I see Creepys back at rapping, after losing to me
Pro rapper wants to get ***** more by nezumi
Oats was actually good, but I would've liked it more
if he didn't bother mentioning the SD whor3
And edrees, I admit your rhyme was pretty sick
but you sound more like a poetry reading beatnik
champ you should try
and I aint gonna lie
cause you speak better english
than most of these guys
tyrant s*** talked alex, mentioned me just for fun
but he beats you in smash, and i beat you in rap, so get ***** son.
I hope no one takes offense
this is for fun, that's my defense
Lots of s*** talk I see
But you'll all take home the bronze
there's still no one better than me
Get *****, No Johns.
d^___^b
Nezumi does win this thread.
by Beamswordmaster
Keep the door closed, cause the health inspector knows
I had weed grow but some peeps got the nose
These clothes I'm wearing could fit a bit better
If I write enough down I could make it a letter
But in the end it's all about the beat
All Thai food I eat has chicken, not meat
Twelve numbers on the clock but I only work five
my controller is broken so I hold it like KNivez
Fast food ain't **** cuz the ingredients are cold
If I was the manager I'd get this **** sold
Am I good at rhyming or is my mind slow
I heard this beat, it's called Go-go
sounds real lame but it's got the best flow
I'm good with my hands 'cuz i play Mario
I got these crackers that weigh by the graham
oh wait that's what it's called? i didn't know it was a brand
Your main is Link, he's got the Master Sword
Too bad he sucks cause I'm pretty bored
You're just a noob who spams up B
Don't mention your Yoshi, it can't double jump C
What scrubs don't understand is the game is all mental
You're not SS, you can't edge cancel
Don't get me wrong, maybe you got potential
but the fact is you're only good cause you're local
Fly to East Coast and play Mew2King
He wouldn't have to try, he could kill you with sing
Or West Coast, that's all MaNg0 territory
The kid who 3 stocked PC on Yoshi's Story
That's not a lie, I was watching grand finals
but Larry Lurr still has the best **** smile
Keep the door closed, cause the health inspector knows
I had weed grow but some peeps got the nose
These clothes I'm wearing could fit a bit better
If I write enough down I could make it a letter
But in the end it's all about the beat
All Thai food I eat has chicken, not meat
Twelve numbers on the clock but I only work five
my controller is broken so I hold it like KNivez
Fast food ain't **** cuz the ingredients are cold
If I was the manager I'd get this **** sold
Am I good at rhyming or is my mind slow
I heard this beat, it's called Go-go
sounds real lame but it's got the best flow
I'm good with my hands 'cuz i play Mario
I got these crackers that weigh by the graham
oh wait that's what it's called? i didn't know it was a brand
Your main is Link, he's got the Master Sword
Too bad he sucks cause I'm pretty bored
You're just a noob who spams up B
Don't mention your Yoshi, it can't double jump C
What scrubs don't understand is the game is all mental
You're not SS, you can't edge cancel
Don't get me wrong, maybe you got potential
but the fact is you're only good cause you're local
Fly to East Coast and play Mew2King
He wouldn't have to try, he could kill you with sing
Or West Coast, that's all MaNg0 territory
The kid who 3 stocked PC on Yoshi's Story
That's not a lie, I was watching grand finals
but Larry Lurr still has the best **** smile
HugS
Smash Champion
Daaaaamn Claire I'm impressed
that was pretty good
But I could get you back with some ****
that no real friend would
SO I'll leave you at peace, I'll leave you be
Trust me, if you knew what I was thinkin, you'd be thankin me
You got me so good that the only way to get you back
Is to talk about some real **** that may make you crack
Cuz you burned me well, I'm not gonna lie
But I'd rather be called a ***** than make a Homie cry
that was pretty good
But I could get you back with some ****
that no real friend would
SO I'll leave you at peace, I'll leave you be
Trust me, if you knew what I was thinkin, you'd be thankin me
You got me so good that the only way to get you back
Is to talk about some real **** that may make you crack
Cuz you burned me well, I'm not gonna lie
But I'd rather be called a ***** than make a Homie cry
GSUB
Smash Lord
this thread is too good.
everyones seem good so far.
hugo
on top
though
everyones seem good so far.
hugo
on top
though
Kouryuu
Smash Champion
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Who contested that Clair should not win?? This alone is why Clair wins. But ****.. lol. Best thing I've read in this thread.
Little England
Smash Master
I'm just acknowledging those who posted their raps, but let me rip this **** in half
Look..
Best Samus in the world
Worst ROB in the world
Shortest ***** in the world
And still can't get a girl
Yeah I went there, but don't cry no mo'
Because I bet you'll never hear a female say, "Nice shot Hugo!"
Low blow? I think not, I'm just gettin started
Its a common fact that all of Superfriends are ********
I mean..you used to be the best in socal....USED TO
Just like when that PRO shirt used to be trendy
But now its just gray and faded like P's ethnicity
I guess I admire your success, but I run this rhyme world
Now back down before I f.ck up your greasy a$$ jerry curl
This one goes out to DSF's gold digger
Hey..
It's hard to diss a female, but temptation is a *****
But I have to get it done, so let's get on with it
Its time to go to work on the "champ" like I'm in the factory
My nose start to quiver, whats wrong with my olfactory?
Bingo! I got it! I'll make you the example
Your stank more stank than a rotten Green Apple
Speakin of that, let's not forget
Have you ever entered singles? or do you just watch that ****?
Don't feel down. No need to feel blue.
Even if DSF carries you harder than he is for you
Now its two down and two more to go
I'll do this one with my hands behind my back on Marth/Falco Pro
Worst rhymes yet, I have to admit
but for 8 years old what the f.ck did you exect
Here's a little tip little connie, little buddy
Saturday nights are for a different kind of smashing
I guess you're too young to understand that
so let me break it down to you with this little fact
Make a lot of money, its the only way
A ***** would take your two inches in bed any day
I went kinda easy on you, I couldn't handle the guilt
And don't try to recover, firefox will make you melt
DieSuperFly, ***** look at the big picture
Melee's good Brawl sucks, don't you get the picture?
Still got that sick picture? That PBody ****?
Now take a good look cause six months later there'll be no dollaz in it
But them f.cking horns will grow bigger, and I bet you'll be pissed
Seeing m2k walk out Genesis...
With your 10k and his pride...
You still got time...
to change your mind...
Melee needs you mang, but you're falling behind
I bet you come back with that stupid ***** sheik
Good **** making the thread, but too bad your bars were weak
Look..
Best Samus in the world
Worst ROB in the world
Shortest ***** in the world
And still can't get a girl
Yeah I went there, but don't cry no mo'
Because I bet you'll never hear a female say, "Nice shot Hugo!"
Low blow? I think not, I'm just gettin started
Its a common fact that all of Superfriends are ********
I mean..you used to be the best in socal....USED TO
Just like when that PRO shirt used to be trendy
But now its just gray and faded like P's ethnicity
I guess I admire your success, but I run this rhyme world
Now back down before I f.ck up your greasy a$$ jerry curl
This one goes out to DSF's gold digger
Hey..
It's hard to diss a female, but temptation is a *****
But I have to get it done, so let's get on with it
Its time to go to work on the "champ" like I'm in the factory
My nose start to quiver, whats wrong with my olfactory?
Bingo! I got it! I'll make you the example
Your stank more stank than a rotten Green Apple
Speakin of that, let's not forget
Have you ever entered singles? or do you just watch that ****?
Don't feel down. No need to feel blue.
Even if DSF carries you harder than he is for you
Now its two down and two more to go
I'll do this one with my hands behind my back on Marth/Falco Pro
Worst rhymes yet, I have to admit
but for 8 years old what the f.ck did you exect
Here's a little tip little connie, little buddy
Saturday nights are for a different kind of smashing
I guess you're too young to understand that
so let me break it down to you with this little fact
Make a lot of money, its the only way
A ***** would take your two inches in bed any day
I went kinda easy on you, I couldn't handle the guilt
And don't try to recover, firefox will make you melt
DieSuperFly, ***** look at the big picture
Melee's good Brawl sucks, don't you get the picture?
Still got that sick picture? That PBody ****?
Now take a good look cause six months later there'll be no dollaz in it
But them f.cking horns will grow bigger, and I bet you'll be pissed
Seeing m2k walk out Genesis...
With your 10k and his pride...
You still got time...
to change your mind...
Melee needs you mang, but you're falling behind
I bet you come back with that stupid ***** sheik
Good **** making the thread, but too bad your bars were weak
I LOVE YOU GUYS! DON'T try to HURT ME!
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LE just tore **** up hard.
Good job bro, lol.
Good job bro, lol.
HugS
Smash Champion
LoooooooooooooLLL god **** I'm getting *****. And this is all coming before an alleged Romeo rap that he has promised will **** my ****.
****...
Lovage
Smash Hero
lol i think we have a winner
cubaisdeath
Smash Lord
claire is too good
Little England....
You're such a *****
You're such a *****
Little England
Smash Master
: D Yayz
<3
<3
MrPBody
Smash Journeyman
No offense claire, but hugs is right. Rom wins by a longshot. Hugs should make a flow
Atlus8
Smash Master
Hahahaha! Little E is on top! Can't wait for Romeo!
Kouryuu
Smash Champion
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I haven't seen Claire's old rap but judging from what I saw today, I'm not surprised she won.
But LE just ***** everyone's **** today.
aznforce817
Smash Lord
Ahh rapping, all i can say is,
Got Rice *****h Got rice?
Got Rice *****h Got rice?
Well Hugs and DSF **** at the smash bizz
But does anyone even know who little england is?
Good **** rhyming picture with picture
sounding like you got a stutter, freakin twitcher
I got respect for Hugs and romeo too
but seriously england, who the **** are you?
so you think I'm a gold digger, haha nice try
maybe your rap would be good if any of it could apply
You tried to **** talk someone you don't know, startin up drama
But i ain't nobodies *****, I'm the freakin sugar mama
Yeah I play smash, and I have tons of cash
and ****, can you believe it? I can even wave dash
Yeah I enter tournaments, over 200 actually
And I've won a few too, I dont even own a wii
I'm known by players in every state
didn't think you'd get ***** at this rate
Mr. Nobody's got some hate
now let me abbreviate
R. A. P. E
*****es should know better then to mess with nezumi.
d^___^b
But does anyone even know who little england is?
Good **** rhyming picture with picture
sounding like you got a stutter, freakin twitcher
I got respect for Hugs and romeo too
but seriously england, who the **** are you?
so you think I'm a gold digger, haha nice try
maybe your rap would be good if any of it could apply
You tried to **** talk someone you don't know, startin up drama
But i ain't nobodies *****, I'm the freakin sugar mama
Yeah I play smash, and I have tons of cash
and ****, can you believe it? I can even wave dash
Yeah I enter tournaments, over 200 actually
And I've won a few too, I dont even own a wii
I'm known by players in every state
didn't think you'd get ***** at this rate
Mr. Nobody's got some hate
now let me abbreviate
R. A. P. E
*****es should know better then to mess with nezumi.
d^___^b
Atlus8
Smash Master
Dwaaaaaaam!
Little England
Smash Master
I'll shut her down after I eat 
Edit: No I'm not eating you Nezumi. Don't get your hopes up lolol
Edit: No I'm not eating you Nezumi. Don't get your hopes up lolol
The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
oh i get itI'll shut her down after I eat
Edit: No I'm not eating you Nezumi. Don't get your hopes up lolol
like cunnilingus
kind of weak tbqh
thread is too good
Cheeri-Oats
Smash Lord
Wait, wait, wait!
Hold the f***ing phone,
Little England it's for you,
and it's Oats picking bones,
Outta bubblegum to chew.
You little c*** b****,
you didn't even mention me?
M*****f***** I wasn't mad,
but your rhyme got me steamed.
How dare you mention c0nn0r,
and treat me like a goner.
That little b**** squirtle,
you never should have honored
with a wasted rap about his a**.
His puberty hasn't passed
so, why go and give him two hundred?
Is it cuz he's short enough to give you head?
Young enough to wet his bed?
Listen to what his mommy said?
His baby j*** keeps you fed?
Please, tell me to stop
when I hit the nail on the proverbial head.
But no, I'm not done Little U.K.
It's only a start to call you pedophilic and gay.
So where's your getting your degree?
Cal Poly Pomona?
Is that a joke to get a rise out of me?
Cal Poly's a s*** school
for slow kids that love drool,
wear dunce caps and sit on stools.
I hear they study nap time,
nursery rhymes,
and licking toenail grime
is a major.
Care to make a wager?
Where you'll be in the future?
Playing Smash 64 with your kids,
in your mom's house, true moocher.
But don't worry, I'll be there.
Paying your bills through your mom,
every night in her holes,
hiding out like Sadam.
Nickel and Dime hoes,
a quick job to keep me calm.
For you p****'s worth every penny.
I'm fairly positive in fact,
that you haven't seen that many.
They're the perfect amenity.
For you five cents ain't s***,
when you're losing your virginity.
So Little London,
I'm done calling you.
This is what happens when we clash,
you sitting there with your a** hashed.
Hold the f***ing phone,
Little England it's for you,
and it's Oats picking bones,
Outta bubblegum to chew.
You little c*** b****,
you didn't even mention me?
M*****f***** I wasn't mad,
but your rhyme got me steamed.
How dare you mention c0nn0r,
and treat me like a goner.
That little b**** squirtle,
you never should have honored
with a wasted rap about his a**.
His puberty hasn't passed
so, why go and give him two hundred?
Is it cuz he's short enough to give you head?
Young enough to wet his bed?
Listen to what his mommy said?
His baby j*** keeps you fed?
Please, tell me to stop
when I hit the nail on the proverbial head.
But no, I'm not done Little U.K.
It's only a start to call you pedophilic and gay.
So where's your getting your degree?
Cal Poly Pomona?
Is that a joke to get a rise out of me?
Cal Poly's a s*** school
for slow kids that love drool,
wear dunce caps and sit on stools.
I hear they study nap time,
nursery rhymes,
and licking toenail grime
is a major.
Care to make a wager?
Where you'll be in the future?
Playing Smash 64 with your kids,
in your mom's house, true moocher.
But don't worry, I'll be there.
Paying your bills through your mom,
every night in her holes,
hiding out like Sadam.
Nickel and Dime hoes,
a quick job to keep me calm.
For you p****'s worth every penny.
I'm fairly positive in fact,
that you haven't seen that many.
They're the perfect amenity.
For you five cents ain't s***,
when you're losing your virginity.
So Little London,
I'm done calling you.
This is what happens when we clash,
you sitting there with your a** hashed.
Awex
Smash Lord
aznforce817
Smash Lord
^^^^ LOOOOOL too good awex. DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.
Lovage
Smash Hero
hahaha awex
but you coulda used it at a better time
but you coulda used it at a better time
Little England
Smash Master
Well Nezumi...it was one heck of a try
My six bars to your ten you're supposed to improve
You playin' on a dangerous board, time for the king to move
We playin on a black and white field chick, there's no gray patches
Like the hair in your nasty crusty dusty musty snatch is
No check mate here, I'm movin one space at a time
Time to fukkin shut down your elementary a$$ rhymes
Four bar handicap and I'm still snorin' on you're ****
Kinda like Alex when you ask him for late night entertainment
And I'm 'bout to push weight like a fukkin lineback
How long did it take to come up with that weak a$$ comeback?
Can you handle that Nezumi? I'm makin a change and a push
There's a new air to the throne and you're George W. Bush
It's time for change little girl and it's called repetition
Take off those girlie gloves and start actually DISSIN!
Your verse has somethin missin' maybe a punchline or a joke?
Cause I'm sure people know me now that I got you up against the ropes
Just tap out now, it's time to depart
Matter fact just pause and press "L-R-A-Start"
My six bars to your ten you're supposed to improve
You playin' on a dangerous board, time for the king to move
We playin on a black and white field chick, there's no gray patches
Like the hair in your nasty crusty dusty musty snatch is
No check mate here, I'm movin one space at a time
Time to fukkin shut down your elementary a$$ rhymes
Four bar handicap and I'm still snorin' on you're ****
Kinda like Alex when you ask him for late night entertainment
And I'm 'bout to push weight like a fukkin lineback
How long did it take to come up with that weak a$$ comeback?
Can you handle that Nezumi? I'm makin a change and a push
There's a new air to the throne and you're George W. Bush
It's time for change little girl and it's called repetition
Take off those girlie gloves and start actually DISSIN!
Your verse has somethin missin' maybe a punchline or a joke?
Cause I'm sure people know me now that I got you up against the ropes
Just tap out now, it's time to depart
Matter fact just pause and press "L-R-A-Start"
Lovage
Smash Hero
Well Nezumi...it was one heck of a try
My six bars to your ten you're supposed to improve
You playin' on a dangerous board, time for the king to move
We playin on a black and white field chick, there's no gray patches
Like the hair in your nasty crusty dusty musty snatch is
No check mate here, I'm movin one space at a time
Time to fukkin shut down your elementary a$$ rhymes
Four bar handicap and I'm still snorin' on you're ****
Kinda like Alex when you ask him for late night entertainment
And I'm 'bout to push weight like a fukkin lineback
How long did it take to come up with that weak a$$ comeback?
Can you handle that Nezumi? I'm makin a change and a push
There's a new air to the throne and you're George W. Bush
It's time for change little girl and it's called repetition
Take off those girlie gloves and start actually DISSIN!
Your verse has somethin missin' maybe a punchline or a joke?
Cause I'm sure people know me now that I got you up against the ropes
Just tap out now, it's time to depart
Matter fact just pause and press "L-R-A-Start"
Little England
Smash Master
That was cute Cherri-Oats. Although, you might have just dug your own grave
Seriously Little England, no one knows who you are
this aint chessboards this is smash boards, and you're way below par
you say the same sexist crap that every other rapper will spit
you clearly dont know me, so why don't you just quit
You're sounding pretty angry, guess you're just about to crack
The only thing people know about you is that your black
Oh and that your rhymes are whack
and that you take it in the back
You want to give up now, just admit it
I could **** you any day, don't even have to use pit
Think you're the big man, bashing the girlfriend of diesuperfly?
I could **** you in smash, and not even have to try
You would lose to a bye
you think just cause you're a guy
you could beat the girl
but now you're the one who'll cry
This is the most action from a female you'll ever get
you think you won a match, but I just won the set
Cal Poly Pamona huh? I'm for UCSB
While you work at fast food, I'll be makin' history
I got in your head, and you took the bait
You lose at life and this game, so guess what....Checkmate.
d^___^b <3
this aint chessboards this is smash boards, and you're way below par
you say the same sexist crap that every other rapper will spit
you clearly dont know me, so why don't you just quit
You're sounding pretty angry, guess you're just about to crack
The only thing people know about you is that your black
Oh and that your rhymes are whack
and that you take it in the back
You want to give up now, just admit it
I could **** you any day, don't even have to use pit
Think you're the big man, bashing the girlfriend of diesuperfly?
I could **** you in smash, and not even have to try
You would lose to a bye
you think just cause you're a guy
you could beat the girl
but now you're the one who'll cry
This is the most action from a female you'll ever get
you think you won a match, but I just won the set
Cal Poly Pamona huh? I'm for UCSB
While you work at fast food, I'll be makin' history
I got in your head, and you took the bait
You lose at life and this game, so guess what....Checkmate.
d^___^b <3
Lovage
Smash Hero
hmmmmmmmm
this thread sucks
this thread sucks
Little England
Smash Master
Seriously...This isn't Nezumi vs LE thread. More people post please like Cherri-Oats did (good**** btw).
HomeMadeWaffles
Smash Lord
ull get wrecked
by the homie named jeff
ss is the name
too good at this game
tech in the front
yo *** gettin stomped!
tech to the back
KNEE!!, WHERE YOU AT!!
man i can explain
it jus hurts my brain
holdin ur breath
gettin 0-death
get yo lunch took
and yo *** whooped!!!
DWAMN no respect
get whooped by the homie named jeff
by the homie named jeff
ss is the name
too good at this game
tech in the front
yo *** gettin stomped!
tech to the back
KNEE!!, WHERE YOU AT!!
man i can explain
it jus hurts my brain
holdin ur breath
gettin 0-death
get yo lunch took
and yo *** whooped!!!
DWAMN no respect
get whooped by the homie named jeff
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