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So, I just spent 10 Hours in County Prison. How was your weekend?

Turbo Ether

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Yes, I was locked up.

In a real prison.
With real prisoners.
In a real orange jumpsuit.
On a real prison bunkbed.
Eating real, disgusting prison food.

Reason? Wrongful imprisonment, mistaken identity. Wrong color, wrong guy, wrong place, wrong time. Eight cop cars arrive and I get arrested because some random person wrongfully accused me of committing a crime I literally had nothing to do with. Apparently no matter how upstanding of a citizen you are, you have a chance to be sent to prison for literally doing nothing wrong. Can't disclose much information, but yeah, I intend to sue the county/state of NJ and yes, some f***** did try to invite me into his cell, btw. My bail was posted for $10,000 and I got out this afternoon. That's how my weekend was.
 

_Yes!_

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That's ********...I'm sorry to hear that dude...fvck the police they're dumb as hell.
 

Rykoshet

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No really, I quit.
I was gonna link that phone call between tom and riley when he's in holding but I couldnt find one that didnt have a minute long intro. That is some rough ****, is there any recourse you can take?
 

Zucco

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When Brandon came over and I didn't see you he said you were in Jail, but I didn't believe him at first and just laughed.....but then he explained it to me. Hope everything works out.
 

Crizthakidd

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that sucks broski, and obviously with proof can u sue enough back to get the 10k u payed.

turbo ether is turbo black. and the white man trying to hold u back brah. it will be okay man

best wishes <3
 

fkacyan

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... Wow, man, that ****in' sucks. Hope everything works out for you.
 

Turbo Ether

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Btw, prison isn't as scary as people make it out to be. Or maybe I wasn't there long enough to experience the scary part. Most of the prisoners there are just a bunch of guys that don't wanna be there. Of course, some are animalistic and seemingly enjoy being there, but some of the prisoners were actually really helpful on straightening things out, and getting in touch with the outside world. Bad luck of the draw, I guess.

If you're ever in prison, just ask yourself, "what would Will Smith do?": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5we24bQl0c&feature=related
 

crismas

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Jeez! WTF, I'm so sorry. I hope you get everything worked out (and sue NJ...well deserved really).
 

Eazy23

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**** bro, I'm really sorry. Wrong color is still a crime, don't let anyone fool you. its such bs, I'm so pissed that that happened to you.
 

mog87

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Btw, prison isn't as scary as people make it out to be. Or maybe I wasn't there long enough to experience the scary part. Most of the prisoners there are just a bunch of guys that don't wanna be there. Of course, some are animalistic and seemingly enjoy being there, but some of the prisoners were actually really helpful on straightening things out, and getting in touch with the outside world. Bad luck of the draw, I guess.

If you're ever in prison, just ask yourself, "what would Will Smith do?": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5we24bQl0c&feature=related
Sucks to hear someone get locked up for WWB. But fortunately? it was county, which isnt supposed to be that bad. Good thing you werent locked up with guys like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-JjldxU-pA .
 

ChRed2AKrisp

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yeah, county isn't federal-****-me-in-the-*** prision. But still, tough ****, they caught the real criminal yet? Or was this a crime that never happened, someone just accused you of ****?
 

Turbo Ether

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Ok, my name is in the paper and i'm 1000% innocent. I've never been more angry. This state WILL compensate me for this case of mistaken identity and wrongful arrest. If you want the details, the article is in today's Home News Tribune, on page A4, entitled 'Pair charged in burglary'.
 

blakinola

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Ok, my name is in the paper and i'm 1000% innocent. I've never been more angry. This state WILL compensate me for this case of mistaken identity and wrongful arrest. If you want the details, the article is in today's Home News Tribune, on page A4, entitled 'Pair charged in burglary'.
I have an attorney you could contact--he was my business law professor. I can PM you his info if you wanna take it to town
 

Turbo Ether

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The prosecutor reviewed the case and the charge was downgraded, so things are looking good.
 

ANTi_

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Supports the "All black people look the same theory"

**** THE POLICE

**** EM

Stay Strong Ether!
 
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