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[The Star King]

May I see your sister nonstalkish question way plzandthank you.

Spoiler

I have an unhealthy obsession with Eurasians.

Um... gonna go with no.

I miss that guy.

Me too. I remember him when he was just a little nublet, and he grew right before my eyes.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

He hasn't logged into Smashboards in 2 months, he's not even playing at DGames anymore. ;_;

 

[clubbadubba]

Yo sk how olds your sister? If I wasn't practically married and she's 18+ I could potentially be your brother in law and we could smash all the time! And your sister and I could smash all the time too (in a grown up way)!

Too far? Yea probably too far.

 

[¨°PÞ-§°¨ Bane]

Too far? Maybe. Still funny? Yes.

 

[Battlecow]

YO marrying star king's sister is now my new life ambition

How cool would that be? He'd always be like "BLARG battlecow X Y Z Q and furthermore I'm better at smash than you" and I'd be like "yea but I married your sister"

 

[Channighan]

Does your sister have any black [heritage] in her?

Would she like any?

 

[Battlecow]

I don't think you can "give" a woman black heritage.

 

[Surri-Sama]

I don't think that's specifically what he meant, hence the square brackets around the word.

 

[SSBPete]

I don't think you can "give" a woman black heritage.

i don't think he ment that in the genetic sense...

and wasn't thekuz going to come to aus at some point?

 

[Battlecow]

Maybe if he adopted her into his family? But then, he specified that she be over 18. I'm pretty familiar with adoption law in the U.S., and that's impossible.

UNLESS

she was severely ********

MAX WATCH OUT THIS KID WANTS TO ****** YOUR HOT SISTER

 

[Surri-Sama]

Maybe if he adopted her into his family? But then, he specified that she be over 18. I'm pretty familiar with adoption law in the U.S., and that's impossible.

UNLESS

she was severely ********

MAX WATCH OUT THIS KID WANTS TO ****** YOUR HOT SISTER

Dat name calling

 

[ballin4life]

Yo sk how olds your sister? If I wasn't practically married and she's 18+ I could potentially be your brother in law and we could smash all the time! And your sister and I could smash all the time too (in a grown up way)!

Too far? Yea probably too far.

Does your sister have any black [heritage] in her?

Would she like any?

lmao at these

 

[The Star King]

But then, he specified that she be over 18.

Where did I? She's 10 you sick ****s. Apologize.

 

[Channighan]

loli

Dammit she would be ten. And who tf says 10 year olds are attractive, the word should've been cute dammit.

 

[Battlecow]

He being clubba

I ain't apologizing for nothing, I was rolling with his assumption

So wait I'll be 30 by the time it's OK for me to be with her

to wait or not to wait...

 

[Channighan]

I'll be 24 so hold that.

 

[Battlecow]

I was using the (age/2)+7 guideline. She'll be LEGAL in Illinois when I'm 25 and in VA when I'm 26, but that would still be morally questionable and frowned upon by society.

 

[Channighan]

I was just using "wait till she turned 18".

EDIT: OMG that chicken hit the spot.

 

[clubbadubba]

yea wtf, who are these people that have always told you your sister is attractive? I was thinking she must at least be in high school for that to work. I'm not buying it, you're trying to guilt us out of this one.

 

[The Star King]

jk guys she's 19

I just wanted to see if you knew what you were doing

clubba got it



JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA PWNED XD

Yo sk how olds your sister? If I wasn't practically married and she's 18+ I could potentially be your brother in law and we could smash all the time! And your sister and I could smash all the time too (in a grown up way)!

Too far? Yea probably too far.

Yeah prob too far but I've heard way worse from my so-called friends when she was still in my high school

You're practically married? Don't become new-school MarioReincarnate.

YO marrying star king's sister is now my new life ambition

How cool would that be? He'd always be like "BLARG battlecow X Y Z Q and furthermore I'm better at smash than you" and I'd be like "yea but I married your sister"

Guess how many ****s I would give? Hint: it's the natural log of 1.

Oh and I like how you basically just admitted I'll be better than you for life

 

[Channighan]

So... I'm NOT getting that picture?

And I DON'T have to wait to smash? OOOHHH YES!

 

[The Star King]

No you have to wait until YOU are 18, legally speaking of course

 

[Channighan]

The age of consent is 16 in Georgia.





I don't think I'm leaving anything important out.

 

[ViperGold42]

so can some Xbox 360 guru give me a straight answer here, if you don't know go back a few pages.

 

[Channighan]

Dude, yes it should work as long as it doesn't say a trial on the download. You seriously waited a day? If you wanted the game so bad I would've bought it by now.

 

[ViperGold42]

Dude, yes it should work as long as it doesn't say a trial on the download. You seriously waited a day? If you wanted the game so bad I would've bought it by now.

I haven't been on in a day duh. school and all.

 

[Battlecow]

Oh and I like how you basically just admitted I'll be better than you for life

Yeah but I ****ed your sister

Not really

but someday

Y'all don't know my *****-hustlin' skillz

 

[SSBPete]

im glad chan is back

 

[Sangoku]

So does the Star Queen also play 64? JK.

 

[SSBPete]

So does the Star Queen also play 64? JK.

bahahahahahahahaha

maybe bcow can hustle her for some cash before he marries her

 

[Channighan]

im glad chan is back

I love you too, Pete.


And I'm going to get in on Star Queen first Battlecow so, BACK OFF!

 

[Battlecow]

Sloppy seconds is my preference.

 

[asianaussie]

you're all ****ing lolicons

i feel somewhat sorry for star queen, she doesn't know what her brother got her into

why am i using the phrase star queen, that implies sick things

 

[Channighan]

How are we Lolicons if she's 19?

 

[asianaussie]

i didn't read that bit

but the ****ing lolicons bit is still valid

 

[clubbadubba]

bahahahahahahahaha

maybe bcow can hustle her for some cash before he marries her

brides family pays for a lot of the wedding, so maybe getting married IS the hustle

 

[Channighan]

Then she divorces him and gets half the stuff he (doesn't) have.

 

[The Star King]

Yeah but I ****ed your sister

Not really

but someday

Y'all don't know my *****-hustlin' skillz

Refer to this:

Guess how many ****s I would give? Hint: it's the natural log of 1.

And yeah "Star Queen" doesn't make sense, why is aa always the only un-dum one. You'll have to wait until I get married for a "Star Queen" (inb4 incest jokes)

Actually you guys would lol if you knew her online name but I ain't saying anything. And it's not related to mine.

 

[asianaussie]

she goes by Battlecow, right?

right.

 

[SSBPete]

Actually you guys would lol if you knew her online name but I ain't saying anything. And it's not related to mine.

'battlequeen'