uh, you're asking someone who was a math major and works as a software engineer
really though it depends on whether you mean "absolutely zero math" or "nothing more than arithmetic". You can do a lot of stuff with just arithmetic (business, marketing, etc - probably 90% of jobs require only arithmetic). And you only really need a calculator for that haha.
For absolutely zero math I guess there's writing professionally. Besides writing stories and such there's also copywriting / technical writing. Lawyering is a possibility but requires 3 extra years of school and leads into a horrible job market and you'll have no life outside of work and you'll have to live with the fact that you are a net drain on society (might also need to do math sometimes too, probably depends on the type of law you practice). Being a professor is pretty boss once you get tenure and all that but there aren't that many positions open so they are hard to get. Besides that there's more artsy stuff like being a professional artist or actor or musician (so you can hire an agent to do all the math for you).
those professions require lots of math - don't you guys have rap songs in australia?