I ain't trollin'. I've never seen a couple in the smash community split apart before.
Midwest is about spreading love.
O.O
Is this even physically possible? Lol
Yes, though I am certain size 1 was most certainly an exageration, idk girl sizes THAT well but I would definitly put the even at size 3 for the betting man.
I didn't believe it either, she was dressed up as an Angel and her friend was dressed up as a Devil (this was on halloween) and I was going as a porno director and I walked up to them and said "Hey, you would be great in my movie" and it just writes itself from there.
My friend ended up losing his virginity to her friend that night and I was sitting on my couch like "Welp, probably not getting any" and the second she came out of my bathroom she just tackled me and ripped her shirt off. My roommate had his door open and was just busted out laughing and told me to get a room and I was like "I can't, it's being used."
He closed his door.
That girl was ****ing crazy though, like, idk, I don't even want to continue lol.
I think she stole my Nebraska vs Texas football ticket, too :/
Decided to stop by here again.
Quick question, since most of you are old enough to actually understand love:
What should I do when I continue to have feelings for a girl, but yet I know for a fact that I'm not her type and she just wants to be friends? This has been getting to me for quite some time.
Oh, god, I can relate, especially with the grade school/middle school/yeah.
I've had like a billion friends that were girls since then, and almost every one of them I have liked or they have like me (and never, EVER both of us like each other).
Are you fat/ugly?
Just be their friend, and have fun.
But.
Start working out. Like hard. Like every ****ing day hard. HARDER! Swimming is nice because if you have acne or something the chlorine can help clear it up.
The more you work out, the more distant you become with her, start hanging out with her less. Get better at smash. Thugz says you need to.
Now, if you were like 200 pounds and 5 foot 7 or whatever, now you should be thinner, leaner and have assets that women will want from you (shoulder/ab muscles) and most of all, CONFIDENCE.
Look in the mirror. Do you like what you see, has your work satisfied your quest to look better?
Good.
Call her and just say "Hey, whats up? You wanna go (insert physical activity, swim/frisbee/jog) or get some dinner (you are friends, this is easy, I hang with girlfriends all the time and eat dinner with them)/catch a movie/watch TV/play smash, etc...
Something easy and it doesn't come off as anything other than "Aww, he's so nice".
But the physical activity can be key if she's a ***** and only likes looks.
She will be like "WTF????" and be confused the entire night as her "friend" looks "So nice" and "OMG you look so good!". Don't, do NOT change the way you behave. That's just the first day.
btw, this happened to me on accident. I lost like 60 pounds of fat in a year and went from being the fat kid that all the girls talked to because he wasn't a threat and was nice, to having every single friendship I had with girls become really, really awkward and I had to date girls from other schools because of drama between friends and stuff.
Good luck.
btw, I'm fat/ugly/balding right now so remember you gotta keep trying.
