SSB4 Story-Chain Thread!

[FlareHabanero]

Decides to challenge Ike to a game of Scrabble. Unfortunately though, nobody had any dice, so they had to settle with Uno instead. Everyone gathers around to see Roy and Ike duke it out in the form of children's card game. The air around the area gets intense as...

 

[Fastblade5035]

Red's Charizard breaks out of it's pokeball to watch. As Roy's hand moves, Charizard's flame gets hotter. The crowd edges closer, when suddenly, Ike...

 

[Croph]

Smells the aroma of chicken and runs towards it. Roy, angry for not finishing the game, summons an army of dragons to attack the heroes. However, Marth jumps to intercept the attack and...

 

[Fastblade5035]

Chrom realises that the time paradox that is occurring is ridiculous, and rage quits. Link glances at Fox, then realizes that Chrom was right. Lyn, seeing an opening, replaces Chrom, and Toon Link replaces Link. Together, Link and Chrom become bad @*** mercenaries. Wolf joins them, angry that Ridley keeps biting his fur. Ganondorf, angry that he lost Waluigi, King Hippo, Wario, and now Wolf, decides to...

 

[Moon Monkey]

Contact Andross and Egg Man for back-up. A portal opens up and polygonal shapes start hurdling towards our heroes. The skys slowly is swarming with Egg Fleets. Suddenly a mysterious figure from the distance screams PK...

 

[DakotaBonez]

PKCHU! I choose you! Ash Ketchum falls through the vortex of the TV world into the videogame dimension, dazed and confused. Mr. Hanafuda is in a heated argument with a Yoshi over the superiority of Hanafuda cards compared to Uno cards but Yoshi eats all of the cards and spits them onto...

 

[Croph]

Pikachu's face. Turns out that one of the cards that hit Pikachu is a Thunderstone that got accidentally mixed with the cards. Pikachu evolves into...

 

[Fastblade5035]

Raichu. Ash rage quits, since he will have to grow up now. From the shadows, Red appears and sends out Charizard. Charizard and Ness work to defeat the fleet, but Eggman...

 

[Moon Monkey]

Sets loose Metal Sonic and begins to set a course for Hyrule. Snake and manages to sneak on board and finds Megaman engaging in combat with eggbots. Meanwhile...

 

[Fastblade5035]

Samus accepts a bounty on Eggman's head. Snake and Megaman corner Eggman, only to be faced with the Great Eggman Robo. Samus arrives in time to aid the duo.
Meanwhile, Impa takes on Metal, and is about to lose. When things couldn't possibly get worse, Ghirahim appears and teams with Metal. Impa closes her eyes, awaiting death, when suddenly,

 

[FalKoopa]

Zelda appears to save her. She transforms into sheik and together the sheikahs defeat Ghirahim. Metal sonic tries to escape but Shiek brings out a magnet and traps Metal Sonic.

 

[Fastblade5035]

Ganondorf rage quits, tossing his Pro Controller on the floor. Mewtwo groans, and says "**** it, I'm joining the good guys"
The good guys prevail. The galaxy is at peace.
When suddenly...

Ridley and Wolf create a new evil team, including
Wario
Waluigi
King Hippo
Zoroark
King Dedede
King K. Rool
Bowser
Ghirahim
Medusa
The Black Knight
and Porky.
Their first move? Destroy the Mushroom Kingdom. The worst part? Mario, Peach, and Luigi are all at a Golf tournament. Now what can our heroes do?

 

[John2k4]

Moving to Forum Games

 

[Muhti]

WTF is this?

 

[FalKoopa]

Apparently, the thread died once it was moved. Too bad

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Charizardz charizardz everywhere!

Charizard valley V.S. The Wolf Riley Brigade!

 

[Mari]

AAAANNNND the winner is...

CHARIZARDS!!

 

[APC99]

Fine! Since it died, I guess I shall take the duty of restarting it!

It's a free-for-all between Mario, Link, Kirby and Samus. DK, Fox, Yoshi and Pikachu watch from a secreat area, supposedly the Rest Area. Suddenly, the world goes dark. Five shadows appear in front of the dueling heroes to reveal...

 

[Zombie Baki]

Bubsy the Bobcat, Mr. Nutz, Aero the Acrobat and Awesome Possum...

 

[Link2thelost90]

They were here to greet the heroes to a nice feast. But not before a battle with the legendary heroes which resulted in...

 

[MPH Deku]

The destruction of several planets and the firing of most McDonalds workers throughout the universe. To amend for the mass genocide commited they had to...

 

[Link2thelost90]

hand over the nice feast they were gonna have after the battle. After amending for their crimes they all went to Denny's for some dinner. It's also where Ganondorf and Bowser were working at. This turn of events caused...

 

[APC99]

Ridley to shrink in size. He was finally able to fight alongside his enemies. He jumped into Denny's and roared, which signaled an evil so big, that it nearly broke the road. That evil was...

 

[MPH Deku]

Ridley's former size. The massive girth burst forth from the road and enveloped the entire city in its sheer gargantuousness. Faced with this obstacle the fighters had to work together and...

 

[Link2thelost90]

call the Captain Falcon Patrol swiftly got to the Denny's and defeated the beasts with their earth shattering Falcon Punches. Sadly this caused the destruction of the Denny's and caused Ganondorf and Bowser to be jobless. This resulted in them to...

 

[Zombie Baki]

turn into characters from "Tiny Toon Adventures", BusterMario sent PluckyFalcon to the CLG Wiki to restore all the lost logos, where he accountered with BND, The scariest logo of all time who....

 

[APC99]

..then proceeded to morph into the Warner Brothers (and Warner Sister) Yakko, Wakko and Dot. We're on a Spielberg role now, aren't we? Back to the story, they return everything to normal until Mewtwo arrives and...

 

[Zombie Baki]

destroys them with evil clones of Big Fat Baby, Miss Information, Froggo, Charity Bazaar and other Histeria characters until the Duck Hunt Dog comes and..

 

[Link2thelost90]

acts as a decoy allowing Mario to get a conveniently placed Rainbow Star. After getting it he steamrolled over the evil clones and Mewtwo. Mewtwo unlike the clones (who were destroyed) transformed into his trophy state. Mario and friends considered their choices and....

 

[Zombie Baki]

went to Burger King and found shadow versions of 5th cell characters like Maxwell, Jowee, Lock and that guy from Hybrid. they....

 

[Link2thelost90]

were nice shadow versions till Wario came in and starting farting in their faces and in the restaurant. This caused...

 

[APC99]

Death. All that was left was Pac-Man and his pet Yoshi named Boney. They traveled and found the dead bodies of everybody and summoned a great power to heal them all. That great power was...

 

[MPH Deku]

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie and Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. With all these people gathered they..

 

[APC99]

... were still low in their army. They gathered Dipper & Mabel Pines, the cast of Street Fighter 2, every other character in the Super Smash Bros. series, the Justice League, the Avengers, the Game Grumps, Spider-Man, all of the Robot Masters, Chuck Norris, Shrek, the Nostalgia Critic, the Angry Video Game Nerd, Flynn Rider, Kamen Rider, Waluigi, He-Man, GLaDos, Gordon Freeman, Quote from Cave Story, Ninten, Steve from Minecraft and Bruce Lee. Now, with their mighty army assembled, they went off to...

 

[Link2thelost90]

see the wizard while simultaneously skipping and singing "we're off to the wizard" along with other similar songs like "Over the River and Through the Woods To Grandmother's House We Go". It was all good and fun in till...

 

[SmasherMaster]

the Wii U accidentally became unplugged and the 3DS' battery died causing the whole story to be deleted because it was not saved so. THE END!!!

 

[Zombie Baki]

Now - a new story: Mario was fighting Bubsy Bobcat with the cast of Chowder watching but a evil shadow reveals Bowser who...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sends out a huge tarantula robot armed with bullet bill cannons, a web gun, and a vemon sprayer. The tarantula robot turned around and trapped Mario, Bubsy and the cast of Chowder in a web. Bowser took them all into his large ship, followed by the tarantula robot. He left them for dead at Brennunburg Castle from Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Bowser hid shadows once again, waiting for some Servant Grunts to arrive and kill them, but while he was hiding, he was attacked by...

 

[Mari]

...Japanese Digital Pop Star Hatsune Miku, who got the wrong address for her latest concert. As she whacked the Koopa King with her leek, the knights in the castle had started to move. Miku screamed and hid behind Bowser, who was wondering how the hell she got in here and why was a Vocaloid doing in a physical plane. Meanwhile, Mario and the rest of his gang had opened a door and found...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

...Finn the Human locked in a cage. Finn asked them for their help, and as Mario searched for a key in that area, Chowder and Co. searched in the sewers, avoiding a Brute patrolling the area. Meanwhile, Jake the Dog was wandering through the forest searching for Finn, and ultimately found the castle by listening to the screams of Miku. As the knights began to attack them, Bowser tried to fight back using...