Stupid A$$ CPUs

[Knuckles_Fan]

So does anyone else here lol at the stupid things the CPUs do half the time? I was playing Brawl today. I was Ness, CPU was Donkey Kong. I thought I'd put him at level 9 for a challenge, since I hardly ever find myself setting CPUs at the higher levels (8 and 9). So anyways, I'm getting completely owned by him. He racks up my damage counter with his final smash and meteors me about 3 times before using his f-smash. Just as he thinks he's KO'd me, he does his taunt where he shrugs his shoulders and shows his palms. At the exact moment he does this, a Bob-Omb falls directly above him, lands on his face, and sends him into oblivion. I lol'd hard.

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[Terrador14]

Bowser. 'nuff said.

 

[GeneralWoodman]

So does anyone else here lol at the stupid things the CPUs do half the time? I was playing Brawl today. I was Ness, CPU was Donkey Kong. I thought I'd put him at level 9 for a challenge, since I hardly ever find myself setting CPUs at the higher levels (8 and 9). So anyways, I'm getting completely owned by him. He racks up my damage counter with his final smash and meteors me about 3 times before using his f-smash. Just as he thinks he's KO'd me, he does his taunt where he shrugs his shoulders and shows his palms. At the exact moment he does this, a Bob-Omb falls directly above him, lands on his face, and sends him into oblivion. I lol'd hard.

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i think your cpu was trying to show you how stupid having items on is

 

[MeLL0W]

I agree with GeneralWoodman.

 

[Lord Honk]

who can say of himself that he hasn't made an inconsiderate (or maybe concious) move that he's not proud of? I mean I like to do stupid stuff, just cause the lucky glancing hit is mostly worth the effort :D
dunno, maybe Mr. AI-Programmer thougth in similar ways, nobody likes playing against an immaculate opponent
Oh, and the most stupid thing the ai pulled off was jiggly*poof* trying to roll me over but somehow didn't realize the giant bumper in it's way.... back and forth, to and fro... 'twas an entertaining sight indeed :ouch:

 

[JamietheAuraUser]

Yup, CPUs do some pretty stupid things. I made a stage that was mostly moving platforms... I had to set the CPU to level 5 for it to even manage to get to me!

 

[Brickbox]

Once I saw a Cpu Popo taunts right after Nana died and There was only one set of Ics playing. THATS NOT FUNNY!

 

[6Mizu]

Of course!
I remember a time I was fighting the ICs and Popo purposely jumped off stage and "got rid of Nana". It was pretty funny.

 

[Ol-Jeb]

Once i was playing Dedede against a lvl 9 Mario. He's been holding up alright and we're both down to one stock. At one point he starts going cape happy and I'm constantly getting turned around. I have him with good timing for a F-smash and he rolls behind me. I'm thinking "crap he's got me" know what he does? he CAPES. turning me around just in time for le hammer to come crashing down on him for the win. >_> made day for like 20 minutes.