Alrighty, finally. The results thread.
So first and foremost, like I stated before, I had a hell of a time at this. I wasn't planning on going at first, but got talked into driving since FlipX and Vanz didn't have a ride, and I felt bad cause I knew Vanz really wanted to go. Despite knowing I had to be up early, I stayed out at a friend's place practicing until 1:30 am and didn't make it home until 2:30 am and woke up at about 8:30. So now one of the guys from Kent, coach, ended up bailing because he wanted to play doubles. FlipX didn't want to go since because coach left, he didn't want to pay the extra $5 to come.
At that point, I just said "**** it" and took Vanz for $10 since he was to be expected and since Tec0 was going to be there. And I'm insanely glad I did. Roadtrip was way better with just 2 people than 4-5 stuffed in a car. Beautiful day, favorite city to smash, and I love you guys. Always going to come to your tourneys when I can.
So now, shoutout time.
Teczero: Hayley, it was a pleasure to meet you dude. I knew your Sheik *****, but that Marth.........UGGGGHH. We gotta play sometime. If you ever feel like making a trip to Akron to visit the NEOH Melee smashers, you will be welcomed with open arms.
Abu: Hate to say it, but your Puff is good. Ngl, it makes me want to shoot puppies. Good **** on beating me, but trust me, I'll have my redemption.
HIV+: Nigggaaaaa. Your Falco is fresh as ****. I really want to sit down with you some more and just Falco ditto it out. You had an awesome set against Dope, and that comeback in game 3 was beautiful. Plus, had a hella good time going to Mickey D's. You are the ****. OH. Almost forgot. I think your friend, Rijew I think or however you spell it, left his controller in my car. Can you make sure it was his? xD
Moose: God I wish I got to play you more. Your Falco ***** to hard. I was styled on when I tried to walljump > dAir you, and failed, then you go ahead and do it to me. ****. Hopefully next time we can get a few more sets in and I won't **** up as much, lol.
Juggleguy: Daaaammmmnnnnnnn. I love you dude. Seriously though, you host the best tournies. I love your Falcon. I wish I was able to style like you do (and not talking about the one "Darkrain Combo" I do per character, lol). Hanging out with you is a blast, and I love when you take the time out of TOing just to sit down with me. I always appreciate it. And don't let yourself get disappointed cause of the turnout. It is what it is, and the next one will probably be HUGE since so many people missed this one. Free as **** Captain Falcon or not, you're one of the big reasons I come, so don't go nowhere. <3
Duck: I'll say to you here the same thing as I said when I left: **** you. Haha, dude your Samus *****. You're really precise, and I bet you could make that purple motorboat so much sexier if you got a little more technical with her. Be the next Phanna bro. I'll beat you someday, but til then, stay on point, scrub
Dope: Dude I know I've heard of you before, so I had to ask around about who you were. As soon as I found out I was like "Ohhhhhh. That makes more sense. Now I know why I got ***** so hard lol". And you did, you made me look like a scrub. Would LOVE to see that Falco come out of retirement and start whooping some *** but either way you're a cool dude and I'm glad I got to meet you.
Dre: Prepare your body: BOWSER DITTOS. Thanks for sitting down with me to play a few sets with Falco. Don't know why you don't bring it out much, it's soooo gooooood. So much fun playing those sets. But be ready next time I'm there, cause I'm calling you out for a BOWSER DITTO MONEY MATCH. OHHH YEAAAAAHHH.
Kalamazhu: From what I saw, your Peach is pretty ****. Stay on point man, wish I coulda played a few more sets with you.
BloodyJoker: NIGGGGAAAA. I'm surprised we didn't get a game at this tourney. So glad I got to chill with you though over at SnS. We'll play some more at the next event.
Dempt: Dude, fer real. I know you're good, I know it. You have done **** that I've never seen before. You're really technical, you're fast, you got good reads. You can be good. But you gotta get on working your basic game when you're at tournies. Trust me, you're going to make a name for yourself someday. Just keep pushing.
Solo: DAT ZELDA. **** dude, I wish I didn't have to play you in pools
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You're chill as ****. And that Sheik *****. You gotta get that self-confidence up though. Once you do that, and just fix a few small things, you're going to do so much better. Trust me. Stay fresh, broski :D
roki: We didn't play a single game at all, and I'm sad, because you're so ****ing fast. You're like a Taki in the making. Play at the next event, alright? ^_^
Aceplayer: That Ganon gave me a run for my money dude. I almost wish you went Doc xD You are getting so much better though. I remember the first time we played, then I compare that to today. Just keep going hard and you're going to do so good dude.
Dante: I'm not going to lie, it took me forever to figure out who you were cause I never remembered to get your name. But GOD DUDE. THOSE RANDOM LOW TIERS. They got me so mad xD Especially that Link! SOOO MUCHHH RAAAAGEEEE. Look forward to playing you again!
Jungle: TRAAVVIIISSSSSS. Dude you need to have a little more faith in yourself man. You're cool as helllllll and you can't be going into a game saying "Yeah, don't worry, I'm not that good". I will brand you with an iron from a farm if you ever say that again. Self-confidence will make or break you. Go get some, and you're going to be at the top half of the results list next time. ;3
Sex Panther: Your Doc ***** so hard. You just gotta make some better decisions bro. Otherwise I have a blast playing you cause you really make me push myself and go the extra mile to figure a character out. You think I know how to vs Doc? GOD NO. But keep that what I said in mind for the next time we play some sets, and you'll ****.
General Heinz: GENERAL ****ING HEINZ KETCHUP. Dude your Falcon can **** and I SOOOO want to see it **** Rob at some point in my life. You get really defensive when things start to go south for you. Gotta keep that offense up and only defend when you 100% have to. You can be so goooood. You ARE getting better though, definitely. Keep practicing brooseph.
WH0RESBANE/Roller: Why so drunk at a tourney? xD I'm going to start calling you Drephen if you keep showing up wasted hahaha but it was nice to meet you and I wish we didn't have to play pools together but next time just don't show up drunk
And my special shoutout goes to......
Vanz: I don't think you understand how much of a bro you are. On top of the fact that you're so cool, ****ing smart as ****, love hanging out with you outside of smash and most importantly, you're just a good friend. I'm so sorry I woke up late but I'm glad you forgive me <3 Thank you for helping me stay awake on the way home and thanks for making the trip there go by so quick. I love you Jaden. <3 No homo though. We can't let anyone get jealous.
Thank you to everyone else who attended for supporting the smash scene and I apologize if I missed anyone. You guys ****ing ****.
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