T-Shirt Tagline Contest

[kerploplesteesh]

okayyyyy, first off i think the "Got a little captain in you?" was hilarious.

1. SWF: Smashaholics Anonymous
2. SWF: Knee Fueled
3. SWF: C'mmmon!
4. SWF: Game Set!
5. SWF: Living life, 4-(stocks) at a time

the stocks part in 5 is optional

 

[Wak]

Got an idea, but finally, no

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

1. D.I. or D.I.E.
-pic of fox curled up flying in the air with smoke trailing behind him.
2. Smash 4ax
-picture of a character wavedashing
3. "God Tier", or maybe ("God Tier, Right Here") on the front, "Smashboards.com" on the back with a small melee symbol in front of the "S". <-my favorite.
4. "GEI"
- a picture of fox shine spiking
or if that is not allowed because it is somewhat insulting,
"Smash With Your Power" or "SWYP" with the smashboards url on the back.
5. "Let me show you my tilts" or "Let me see your tilts", same thing either way.
Pic of shiek Crouching

 

[Lightshade]

-Trip, don't wobble (Picture of Ice climber taunting)
-I beat the smash King Ken and all I got was this lowsy T-Shirt(On the front) Smashboards.com(On the back)
-5ma5Hb0Ardz.c0m
-The sun shines today (Fox and falco fave opposite sides and shine, smashboards on back)

 

[darkshy]

1. Broken?Me?
^ show a picture of Marth^

2.
Top Tier
Entertaining
Can't be beaten
Hits hard
Never dies
Ivincible
Cheap?
Smashboards.com

 

[Agenie04991]

On the front: something trivial like a basketball logo or the nike symbol. On the back:

Mindgames'd!
smashboards.com​

 

[RT]

1. Say hello to my stitch-faced friend!
2. This shirt is my John. What's yours?
3. I <3 Smash.
4. Let's have a STD together!
5. I have Shine power!

 

[Kr3w]

just have a few.. dont know if theyve already been posted
1. I (smash logo) S.B
- kinda like the i <3 N.Y shirts but instead of the heart, make it the smash ball logo..or not
2. "Smash or get Smashed..."
- pic of someone getting sent off the stage with a trail of smoke
3.

 

[The Darkness]

1.-
Before SWF: OMG they´re playing on lighting melee!!
After SWF: Man, I wish they were faster...
SWF, Owning you since 2000

2.-
Next Controller please...
Making the hardware industry bigger... SWF

...lol at this one...

i would come with more later...

 

[FalseFalco]

Maybe a mock up of the Uncle Sam poster.

"we need (k)need you! for smashboards.com" With a picture of Falcon kneeing straight forward.

 

[Nihility]

On the front, the Halo 3 logo.
On the back,

MINDGAMES!
smashboards.com

 

[Kragen]

THIS IS MADNESS!!

THIS IS INSANE!!

(which one was it?)

 

[JTB]

1) I'm a BRoomer.
2) I have high reputation on Smashboards (just for kicks)
3) Smashboards. We got mindgames.
4) Find your match at Smashboards! (referring to tournaments)
5) Smashboards: Get *****, No Johns.

I didn't look through the thread, but if something along the lines of mine were posted, just ignore mine then.

I'll probably edit some better ones in later.

 

[Stryks]

I have a spectacular aurorar about
SWF
(Something like that, back when there was rep that was one of the quotes)

 

[MookieRah]

The best and most obvious one to sum up the community is by far:
No Johns.

I think it's really sad that MLG took that as their phrase, when it was a smashboards thing from the beginning.

Some old school but great phrases, some which have probably been said already but I haven't went through the entire thread:

No peanut butter and jelly ****** allowed. (obviously could be taken as racism, although it's funny as hell)

EXTEEEENNNDER

Tires Don Exits (always been a fan of this)

As for a completely different t-shirt idea altogether:
I can invision a shirt with a picture of Nana's sihlouette circled in red and dashed through it with the tagline saying "You don't need that *****." I think that would sell quite well XD, and it's a great smashboards inside joke.

[edit]I made my idea into the above image.[/edit]

 

[Gerbil]

Man, I hope these ones havn't been said, otherwise I claim them ^.^

- "Bros before Hoes" (used well with a picture of the Mario Bros/Link beating up on Peach/Zelda)
EDIT 2: I just realized, you could swap it to say "Hoes before Bros" and have the picture reversed, it would make an even funnier sense to everyone IRL. ^.^
- "I learned how to Wavedash IRL, did you?"
- "Never attempt to teach a real fox the Shine, you'll only be bitten in the *** >.<"
- "SWF > World Poke Forum"
- "If it's over 9,000, why doesn't the HRC World Record say that?"

EDIT: I added my entries :D

 

[RastaImposta]

-Got Wobbled?
-Isai FTW
-BrOkEn (picture of marth, fox, sheik, ya know, whoever, staggered letters aswell)
-Too Good *Oklahoma inside joke* (The Whole Cast baby)
-Girlfriend? (two people with question marks above their head with smash playing in the background, I can draw it if needed)

 

[MattDotZeb]

1. (picture of gamecube controller) I'm good with my hands, ladies.

 

[yotsu~chan]

Umm...
1. "BRAWL/WII '08", sorta like those election T-Shirts, with Vote or be 5-Stocked on the back.
I'll think of more sometime.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Just thinking of texts, not pics to correspond...

"SWF seeks SWF"
"Got shine?"
"*insert shirt wearer's name here* for Brawl! smashboards.com"
"You've just been 4-stocked!"

EDIT...
*smash symbol on center of shirt, txt below* "Smash. Just do it."

 

[Che_Lab]

1. The Sacred Combo (a picture of hotpockets + a copy of smash)
2. Here at SWF, anyone can get action! (picture of bowser d-throwing peach)
3. Yes! (picture of captain falcon doing the up-B)
4. Got Falcon Powers? (picture of a dude running really fast)
5. Does anyone on earth besides japanese people play Earthbound? (picture of ness)

 

[NG7]

You wanted simple, so this is what I came up with. I dunno if you’re going to allow for it but you could have a colour and different character for each member of the smash cast. You could put the smashboards URL wherever you please, say on the back.

Another version would be a series of Marth silhouettes illustrating the steps of the Ken Combo.

Want it simpler? Omit the character’s silhouette. Now it’s even more exclusive! Only a smasher is gonna get it lol.

I’d totally wear this!

Might add more later.

 

[Biolink]

1)Get Your Shine On.


-Then there is a small graphic of any random character in the air,and Fox is on the ground shining.

2)Smashboards- We make you look like Johnny Doughnuts

 

[0m3n5150]

1. Money Match? Anytime, Anywhere. (dollar bill)
2. I have a secret obsession with Yoshi >.> (yoshi looking at you)
3. I can wavedash. Can you? (luigi wavedashing)
4. Your small IQ cannot handle my mind tricks and superior SMASH skillz. (char pwning another char)
5. Death be to thy bottom tier! (list of bottom tier)

all have smashboards on the back, pictures in ()

 

[Smash G 0 D]

1. Halo Sucks
pic of Mario Fair-ing Master Chief

2. LOL. Yeah I don't have a life, I have 4!
picture of the 4 stocks on top of 0%

3. *pound* > handshake
picture of two fists making *pound*

4. Ken Combo FTW
2 pics, Marth Fair-ing Mario, then Marth Spiking him

5. Fair Slap FTW
Sheik doing Fair and a trail of smoke leading the Mario on the far side of the shirt

 

[-Wolfy-]

1. Enter The Fray!
2. Show me your moves!
3. Someone getting owned by the clap trap in japes, and across it, it says "Absolutely NO Johns"
More later..

 

[mario-man]

1. Halo Sucks
pic of Mario Fair-ing Master Chief

2. LOL. Yeah I don't have a life, I have 4!
picture of the 4 stocks on top of 0%

Nice. Let's see........

1.*Pic of Mario doing tornado*

"...and you thought tornados were bad"

2. "YOU DON'T KNOW ME"
*Pic of Mario or Doc doing F-smash*

 

[Sizzle]

Anything said by KishCubed, he was hilarious.

1. Shiek should be more broken.

2. TRIPLE BOWSER TEAM

3. C-Stick is cheap.

 

[ChumpMoney]

1. "Here's a tip."
picture of marth foward smash

2. "Game Set"
possibly in the Game Set text and colors

3. "SWF - No Johns"

4. "We do shrooms"
accompanied by a red or green mushroom graphic

5. "*Blip*"
in light blue with a deeper blue around the letters. or have a shine reflector hexagon graphic behind the text

 

[Fortress | Sveet]

best tagline:

"Eddie For President"

Needs a picture of eddie too though...

 

[MuraRengan]

I Shine in the morning. I shine at night. (Pic of Fox and/or Falco)

I'm Feeling Tipsy (Pic of Marth doing Fsmash)

REJECTED! (Pic of Falco dairing someone)

Nipple Spike! (Pic of c.Falcon doiung Nipple spike)

You've got male. (Pic of Samus and/or Sheik)

Fox For Sex (any pic of Fox)

It's all in the Knee (Picof Falcon doing the Knee)

All's fair in love and war. (Pics of useful fairs such as, Marth, Sheik, or Falcon)

 

[demoncaterpie]

1. Smash Bros: It's why you bought a Gamecube.
2. Smashboards: F-airing The Internet Sine 2000 (or whenever this site was made).
3. Shine On! (with some kind of Fantastic Force spoof picture).
4. I lost to Ken, and all I got was this lousy psychological disorder.
5. Smashboards: Join the Party.

I'll think of more later.

 

[Dotcom]

1. Smashboards.com It's all Mindgames Son!

2.I Finally Saw up Peach's Skirt!
( Peach doing her taunt)

3. Real Smashers Don't Need a Surfboard To Ride A Wave.

 

[Lesheik]

Shuffles
Mindgames
Air Dodges
Shines
Hitboxes
Buttons
Ownage
Attacks
Rolls
DIs
Spikes!

Smashboards. Shut up noob.

Smashboards. DI towards us.

Smashboards? Got ownage?

Smashboards. No sandbagging allowed.

 

[demoncaterpie]

wow, most of theese won't be funny to sdomeone who doesn't go on the boards. They nbeed to be a little more self explanatory, or at least funny to a wider audience while still relating to SWF.

How about; NO JOHNS.

And a pic of some crazy scenario of someone losing a Melee, like aliens landed on their side of the gamecube, or something.

Agreed. The line needs to be funny to the majority of people who see it. Otherwise, it's just another confusing Hot Topic clone, and we definitely don't want that.

 

[Marth/Falco Pro]

Well, if it's okay w/ LeShiek, I'm copying his anagram format. If it's not okay, this entry will be void for the sake of copying. ;p Unlike mine, I made the entry a sentence, a bad one at that.

Smashers
Must
Always
Shield-grab
Horribly
Bold,
Overly
Annoying,
Retarded,
Dumb
Shieks!!

I dont mean to offend Shiek players at all, this was made for good fun.

 

[Lesheik]

Well, if it's okay w/ LeShiek, I'm copying his anagram format. If it's not okay, this entry will be void for the sake of copying. ;p Unlike mine, I made the entry a sentence, a bad one at that.

Smashers
Must
Always
Shield-grab
Horribly
Bold,
Overly
Annoying,
Retarded,
Dumb
Shieks!!

I dont mean to offend Shiek players at all, this was made for good fun.

Lol. That was funny.

 

[Xephalon]

Smash or be smashed.

 

[Wobbles]

1: Smashboards: Live, Breathe, Spam.

or the variant

Smashboards: Eat, Sleep, Spam.

2: Time to Shine

3: Made To Be Broken

^^^That's a clever pun. Did you catch it? Yeah, it was awesome^^^

4: Bear Shuffling.

That's all for now...

 

[X-x-Dyce-x-X]

Smashboards.com
Where I pretend to be am a pro