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The 10 worst players in MI, according to Shibbypod
ok everybody, this is a once in a life time event where rather than recognizing the sucessfull players in our great state of MI, we are going to point out the people who put the SUCK in SUCKCESS
I'm your host, from Midland MI, Shibbypod. Lets get right to the awards.
10. First we will start off with the 10th worst player in MI. He lives somewhere, and probably grew up on a farm or something. He has made a few appearances, SSA4 and maybe some others, and done pretty poorly. Thats right, you guessed it. STYL. STYL is absolutely terrable, and has only one tournament victory in his entire career. holy ****
(STYL)
9. Our next worst player in Michigan goes to a guy who does not live on a ****in farm, but rather down in the states capitol (where no good players live) Lansing. Known for more of a party house than anywhere where smash skill is formed, the last time he won a match..... wait, i don't think it ever happened. Also we congradulate you on your lost money matches to Lain at Michigan Unite 2. Thats right ItoBandito. Congradulations on suckin.
(ItoBandito)
8. Number eight for me was a fairly easy choice. Known better as a former illinoise crew member, this popular ice climbers player is better know for having sexual relations with one of the ugliest women in all of Midland.
The fact that he playc climbers alone is enough to get him on this list. Hochi, welcom to MI buddy
,
(Hochimihntrail).... or however you ****ing spell it
7. This eager yet terrible smasher is pretty well known (well, not really at all) for his big mouth. He refers to himself as Detroits Best Smasher. Which due to a technicality, may actually hold true. You just can't count ANYTHIN, not even a subarb of detroit, as actually being in detroit. Known even better for not even being able to take a stock off myself at SSA4 (with a team mate, 2 vs 1) Number seven goes to my buddy D_B_S.
(D_B_S)
6. All this guy does at tournaments is get trashed, and have c. falcon dittos against dope. (and loses 99.9% of all of them). He really blows, and has no mind games. And is maybe a 3/20 (three out of twenty) on tech skill. You guessed it, this award goes to Shibbypod, the official **** talker of Michigan
(Shibbypod).... wait.... what the ****. ****it!!! thats me
5. Montross. He is a douche bag.
(Montross)
4. This player, more than anyone in the world, needs to learn that no one wants to come to your broken *** home and play smash sitting on your ****ed up floor and bathroom that the door is falling off. Seriously, i could see your dad while i was trying to take a ****. You need to start coming to other people tournaments.Yes sir, MarthMaster04. But we love you, thats why we mention you
(MartMaster04)
3. I just couldn't let this one pass. Who copies the name of a player who is so bad? Much less I don't think anyone has even met this guy. This was not a tough decision for me or my staff (my *****). This award hands down goes to MarthMaster92. ****.
(MarthMaster92)
Ok there are only two more people that i know everyone is excited to hear about, but we must be patient, for the longer we wait, the worse they get both at life and at smash. One of these players is not clutch, the other has no life. And is gay. And kinda looks like a fat sanjiah. Ok lets get to the final two.
2. The worst player yet to come out of SEMI. Before joining the military, he was absolute a$s at the game, and he just got worse after that. Trained by dope himself, he was an absolute flop. Absolutely terrible. I like the word absolute more than i like this guy. Absolutely. Butters, the number two worst player in Michigan goes to you. Congradulations also on losing a match to a midland guy in less than a half minute. Thats gotta be a record. Oh and you are the least clutch out of anyone in the world, including Bush.
(Butters)
Ok, the moment we have all been waiting for. The WORST ABSOLUTE WORST player in Michigan according to myself.
1. Born back in the day when people named their children after farm animals, this young gun started playing with his friends in Ann Arbor. After only getting worse and worse, he started playing with the big league. After getting terribly denied by the Midland players over and over again, he turned gay. Dope hates him (James, you didn't have to tell me, i'm a mind reader) and so does just about everyone else. The reason he didn't make it to M5 was that he is fat. Drumroll please................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SHEEPYMAN! Congrats sheepy, for all of your accomplishments, including your most memorable loss to STYL at SSA4 last year. We all appreciate your contributions to the smash community
Before I close this post, I would like to state that some of the opinions in this thread were strictly jokes.... some of them. And being opinions, who cares anyway?
Discuss.
ok everybody, this is a once in a life time event where rather than recognizing the sucessfull players in our great state of MI, we are going to point out the people who put the SUCK in SUCKCESS
I'm your host, from Midland MI, Shibbypod. Lets get right to the awards.
10. First we will start off with the 10th worst player in MI. He lives somewhere, and probably grew up on a farm or something. He has made a few appearances, SSA4 and maybe some others, and done pretty poorly. Thats right, you guessed it. STYL. STYL is absolutely terrable, and has only one tournament victory in his entire career. holy ****
(STYL)
9. Our next worst player in Michigan goes to a guy who does not live on a ****in farm, but rather down in the states capitol (where no good players live) Lansing. Known for more of a party house than anywhere where smash skill is formed, the last time he won a match..... wait, i don't think it ever happened. Also we congradulate you on your lost money matches to Lain at Michigan Unite 2. Thats right ItoBandito. Congradulations on suckin.
(ItoBandito)
8. Number eight for me was a fairly easy choice. Known better as a former illinoise crew member, this popular ice climbers player is better know for having sexual relations with one of the ugliest women in all of Midland.
The fact that he playc climbers alone is enough to get him on this list. Hochi, welcom to MI buddy
,(Hochimihntrail).... or however you ****ing spell it
7. This eager yet terrible smasher is pretty well known (well, not really at all) for his big mouth. He refers to himself as Detroits Best Smasher. Which due to a technicality, may actually hold true. You just can't count ANYTHIN, not even a subarb of detroit, as actually being in detroit. Known even better for not even being able to take a stock off myself at SSA4 (with a team mate, 2 vs 1) Number seven goes to my buddy D_B_S.
(D_B_S)
6. All this guy does at tournaments is get trashed, and have c. falcon dittos against dope. (and loses 99.9% of all of them). He really blows, and has no mind games. And is maybe a 3/20 (three out of twenty) on tech skill. You guessed it, this award goes to Shibbypod, the official **** talker of Michigan
(Shibbypod).... wait.... what the ****. ****it!!! thats me
5. Montross. He is a douche bag.
(Montross)
4. This player, more than anyone in the world, needs to learn that no one wants to come to your broken *** home and play smash sitting on your ****ed up floor and bathroom that the door is falling off. Seriously, i could see your dad while i was trying to take a ****. You need to start coming to other people tournaments.Yes sir, MarthMaster04. But we love you, thats why we mention you
(MartMaster04)
3. I just couldn't let this one pass. Who copies the name of a player who is so bad? Much less I don't think anyone has even met this guy. This was not a tough decision for me or my staff (my *****). This award hands down goes to MarthMaster92. ****.
(MarthMaster92)
Ok there are only two more people that i know everyone is excited to hear about, but we must be patient, for the longer we wait, the worse they get both at life and at smash. One of these players is not clutch, the other has no life. And is gay. And kinda looks like a fat sanjiah. Ok lets get to the final two.
2. The worst player yet to come out of SEMI. Before joining the military, he was absolute a$s at the game, and he just got worse after that. Trained by dope himself, he was an absolute flop. Absolutely terrible. I like the word absolute more than i like this guy. Absolutely. Butters, the number two worst player in Michigan goes to you. Congradulations also on losing a match to a midland guy in less than a half minute. Thats gotta be a record. Oh and you are the least clutch out of anyone in the world, including Bush.
(Butters)
Ok, the moment we have all been waiting for. The WORST ABSOLUTE WORST player in Michigan according to myself.
1. Born back in the day when people named their children after farm animals, this young gun started playing with his friends in Ann Arbor. After only getting worse and worse, he started playing with the big league. After getting terribly denied by the Midland players over and over again, he turned gay. Dope hates him (James, you didn't have to tell me, i'm a mind reader) and so does just about everyone else. The reason he didn't make it to M5 was that he is fat. Drumroll please................................................................................................................................................................................................................
SHEEPYMAN! Congrats sheepy, for all of your accomplishments, including your most memorable loss to STYL at SSA4 last year. We all appreciate your contributions to the smash community
Before I close this post, I would like to state that some of the opinions in this thread were strictly jokes.... some of them. And being opinions, who cares anyway?
Discuss.
