The 949 Smash Thread: RIP PacWest

[-Rei-]

i just played melee again.

****.

 

[JDM]

I haven't played melee since my last smashfest.

 

[Incronaut]

Next week I'll be able to use my dads new "super" computer (don't know the specs but i guarantee it's 10000x better than what you have.
****.

i guarantee you its 500000x better than what i have.

*****.

 

[TravisT]

Next week I'll be able to use my dads new "super" computer (don't know the specs but i guarantee it's 10000x better than what you have. My bro said it could run 10 WoW games if it wanted to) after he takes it the gamers convention this week in norcal. GGPO/ Mealty Blood/ Continum Shift setup?

****.

Pffsh, more like TF2/Crysis/Bad Company 2 setup.
...Please? I'd love you if you let me play on it for an hour or two (and by love you I mean pay you). :D

 

[JDM]

I(My brother) still have TF2 when you gave me it for $2 so I think thats a guranteed setup.

 

[stabbedbyanipple]

Read the following passage and answer the questions.

SAT is broken. Universities are broken. I got an 800 on the math SAT. The two schools (UC Berkeley and UCLA) I wanted to get into were like, yeah, I don't care if you have a 4.0 weighted GPA, I don't care if you got an 800, I don't care if you have an IB diploma...you aren't on the PR, so you gotta go practice your tech skill before you can come here. And USC was like, hey, we'll take you, but you gotta go bankrupt to come here, so lol, have fun. And then 3 other UC schools were like, whatever, he's good, but we don't want to put in money, so come here if you want. And U of A (which I am currently attending) was like, HEY! We have Forward, Wobbles, Taj, Axe, GamerGuitarist7, Jetfour, and Tai. You should come do some training here. We'll even give you 9k a year to come play melee.

1. The author's purpose in writing this passage was
(a) To persuade high schoolers to go to University of Arizona
(b) To take the ACT instead of the SAT
(c) To parody JDM's exam parody, yet still retain the general serious tone of the SAT
(d) To assuage the reader's fears about going to college
(e) To turn in an essay for class

2. "you aren't on the PR" means the writer is not
(a) On the SoCal Melee Power Rankings
(b) On the Accepted list for UC Berkeley and UCLA
(c) In the Arizona Top 10 Melee Players
(d) Going to UC Berkeley and UCLA
(e) All of the above

3. In the third to last sentence of the passage, "We" refers to
(a) The University of Arizona
(b) The individuals doing the Acceptance process at the University of Arizona
(c) Arizona
(d) Southern California
(e) None of the above

4. Which of the following is most likely NOT true?
(a) The author received an 800 on all three sections of the SAT
(b) The author is in Arizona
(c) The author cares deeply about school
(d) The author cares deeply about Super Smash Brothers Melee
(e) The author enjoys his or her metaphors involving Super Smash Brothers Melee

5. A word that is equivalent to the word '****' would be:
(a) Brawl
(b) Sexual assault
(c) The act of giving one unrequisited sex
(d) Pure Pwnage
(e) Melee

6. The weight of two Pichus is, in fact, equal to:
(a) Bowser
(b) Donkey Kong
(c) Samus
(d) Ganondorf
(e) Yoshi

1. c
2. b
3. e
4. a
5. d
6. e

Dam Rob, you're salty lol

 

[melrak90]

1. a
2. a
3. a
4. a
5. a
6. a

when in doubt, choose (a) lol

 

[DJMirror]

Stabbedbyanipple!!!!!

Hey Matt I'm going to pay for our doubles fee for Nice Shot Hugo

so you just own me 5 bucks

so you just need to pay your singles fee and venue fee

pay me back sometime in the near future

 

[HentaiKing4Everr]

ey JDM, Find out the specs for me :3 Im curious to know
~Diddyknight if you were wondering

 

[GSUB]

why would you do that

 

[kirbyraeg]

he is clearly a king of dubious materials

in addition to all of that

i go chop yo dollar

 

[TheBOSS]

well im free all day every day for the next 30 days if anyone wants to smash. i live off warner avenue if u wanna roll here or i'll drive.

 

[stabbedbyanipple]

Hey Matt I'm going to pay for our doubles fee for Nice Shot Hugo

so you just own me 5 bucks

so you just need to pay your singles fee and venue fee

pay me back sometime in the near future

Oh cool

I'll pay you back on Friday. We need to think of that Team name.

 

[TheBOSS]

gots all day n night off beeches. lets smash

 

[GSUB]

I'm free for the rest of today, tomorrow, friday, etc... @Boss or anyone else

fuhhh i need a jobbb

 

[ComboFest]

Friday i am free.

 

[TheBOSS]

lets smash tonighttttt

 

[JDM]

I might host a smashfest on Friday. Although it might start at a later time. I'll let you know the time or if there will even be one.

1. JDM
2. Marthpwnzer (He seriously wants to get better at smash so I'm inviting him to my place. His name will be taken off if he declines my offer)
3/4. Mobil/Andy (They haven't been to my house since I started doing the signup list and I want them to come over.)
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.

Gonna keep the list short this time because I kinda have less room thanks to my new TV. People that are going to the tournament have priority again.

 

[GSUB]

me stab mike glow

 

[ComboFest]

I'll go this time.

Edit: If anyone can give me a ride to Anthony's house that would be nice.

 

[Kangix]

I'm goinnn

 

[DJMirror]

me and maple will head over there after work

 

[stabbedbyanipple]

Anyone want to come over to my place tomorrow?

It'll be me and Gsub

 

[MacD]

i wanna go jdm

also jason did you need more clips of me? i think you do, i should get some recording done if possible

 

[DJMirror]

i do need some clips

 

[chiZZLeSD]

cant make it friday :[

 

[kirbyraeg]

I actually didn't mentally process that grev was this weekend until just now.

So...anybody going who has space to take me and is willing to?

 

[MacD]

i haven't worked out rides yet spenser but i'm sure we cna find a spot for you

 

[Kira-]

JDM I'd like to reserve a spot. I'm going to the tournament Saturday!

 

[Lovage]

*** that kira go to norcal with shiz and g$$$$

hugos got a spaaaace

 

[Kira-]

Can't afford it.

/shrug

 

[TheBOSS]

me and deth from SD will roll over friday for sure. as for TODAY i am free once again lol... lets smash....anyoneee

 

[GSUB]

Yo BOSS,

Come to Stab's today!
He gets home around 4:00, and I'll get there between 5:00 and 6:00.

my cell: (949) 357 - 3856 (I have texting)
stab's cell: (949) 266 - 4076 (he might have no signal, or it might be off cause he's in class, leave a message)

EDIT: All of a sudden your avatar makes sense, hahaha.

 

[TheBOSS]

Yo BOSS,

Come to Stab's today!
He gets home around 4:00, and I'll get there between 5:00 and 6:00.

my cell: (949) 357 - 3856 (I have texting)
stab's cell: (949) 266 - 4076 (he might have no signal, or it might be off cause he's in class, leave a message)

EDIT: All of a sudden your avatar makes sense, hahaha.

HAHAHAHAHA yeeeeeee it's the juggernaut B111111ttttchhhhhhhh.

yea im game to smash, i'll holla at u guys later then for sure. digets saved in phone, done & done

 

[JDM]

1. JDM
2. Marthpwnzer
3. Gsub
4. Stab
5. Mike
6. Glow
7. Macd
8. Kira
9. Boss
10. Deth
11. Kangix
12. ComboFest

Jason and Kyle can come later at night. Eric and Andy can still come if they call me.

Boss do you know my address?

3751 Cosley Street Irvine CA 92614

My # is 949 769 9540

 

[TheBOSS]

sweet, saved in ma cell.

holla at u tomorrow for sure

 

[ComboFest]

can anyone give me a ride? If not then i will be there around 4-5

 

[Kira-]

Stab, rematch against my Puff. $1

 

[stabbedbyanipple]

Ok

10char

 

[chiZZLeSD]

Stab, rematch against my Puff. $1

man i wanna get in on this! stupid work :[

edit: not that i swear im gonna win.. just wanna play dave in a serious setting? lol you guys know what i mean