The awful crimes within Super Smash Bros.

[Sir_Psycho]

Ok, so we all love SSB. It's a wonderful series of games that provides hours upon hours of enjoyment. But during this game some pretty awful things can happen.

For example: Running Lucas or Ness over with Vamp Wario's Hyperbike Or how about sucking someone up as Metal Dedede and jumping off the level?

Sure these moments are fun and crazy while they're happening, but if you step back and overlook the wacky, cartoony element--you can witness some pretty horrible things. My impetus for beginning this thread came when my friend and I both chose DK, named ourselves The Ghost(White DK) and The Darkness(Black DK) and took on my other two friends in a team battle in which they chose Kirby and JPuff. We eliminated Kirby quickly, and whittled Jiggly down to 1 last life. She managed to get a KO in and evade pretty well until my friend hit her with a pitfall freezing her in place. Needless to say we both charged our DK punches and sandwiched the helpless Pokemon between our massive primate fists and finished her off. After the match was over we couldn't stop talking about how hilariously violent and tragic Jiggly's final death was.

Please, share your own super violent/tragic occurrences in Brawl.

 

[ChromeSonic00]

My friend and I played a match with items on. I was Meta Knight and he was

Spoiler

Wolf

. Anyways, we were playing as normally when a Smart Bomb appeared. I tossed it and trapped him (And myself) in the explosion. Then, another Smart Bomb appeared across from it and detonated itself. So, we were trapped between both of them. Then, a Blast Box appeared right on the ground in the explosion of the Smart Bomb. It detonated, and caused a lot of damage to us. Luckily, we didn't SD.

Also, at the Gamestop tourney finals, My opponent (Sheik) grabbed a Golden Hammer. In response, I (Mario) grabbed a normal Hammer. Guess who won.

 

[TheJalapeno]

Abuse of Pikachu

"PIKAAA- *F-Smashed*

 

[Marie_54]

I was standing near 2 bombs and a friend of mine threw a bob-omb, creating a massive explosion that engulfed me and I said:
"Was that really necessary?"

Then as I was saying that, a flammable box appeared too on top of the explosion...

It was hilarious...



My cousin was playing with me in subspace with Olimar against his own will, then we took an elevator and the pikmin were stranded and i said: "Aww call back your poor Pikmin!"

We went up a floor or 2 and he said while plucking and throwing pikmin at an abyss : "Nonsense, Pikmin are fully disposable." and when he finished saying that, a yellow zombie Pikmin seeking revenge jumped back from the abyss and made the cute noise...

 

[krlos F.]

we played team battle, my friend and me as Peach and Pit, and the other team Ike and Lucas, we punished Ike, and then Lucas was alone, then I got my FS with Peach and he fell asleep, then me as Peach and my friend one side to side charging our FSmash to punish that little boy (lucas). Peach charging her pan and Pit charging his "knife"... so we almost ate Lucas at the Grill...

 

[Corigames]

Bowser's Forward B...

'nuff said

 

[drag0nfeather]

Crime or punishment/brutality?

Wario's bite looks hella painful. lazy

 

[Juicy]

i was playing wifi and out of no were atleast 20 golden + regular hamers appeaar at once so my friend rushes to them and after he picks a golden hammer up i kicked him them threw him just barely off the ledge so he just fell and couldnt do anything. needless to say i was waiting with my hammers in check for him to respone. we then had a massive hammer fight for atleast a minet ending in a sudden death double kill. my luigi ended up beating his marth while i was being star ko'ed and a bomb fell on him.

it was over 2 min so i couldnt record it, unfortunatly.

 

[Endless Nightmares]

ROFL I was Wario vs my friend's Luigi and we were both on our last life. Me 80%, him 0%. A smash ball appears over my head and I come up with the brilliant idea of farting to propel myself into the smash ball and break it. So as soon as I fart (fully charged mind you), a blast box appears right next to Luigi. So I fart on Luigi and the blast box at the same time. Huge explosion. OHKO. I actually broke the smash ball and and changed into Wario-Man as Luigi died off the top.

Epic.

 

[Darkraid]

I've realized, bowser can do kirbycide. With his forward B. I call it bowsercide, koopacide, or gimpycide.

 

[Hydde]

Nothing is more brutal than Pikachu's screams of agony when he gets his bones and rips crushed by a smash!!!!.


NOTHING!!

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

Get caught in 5 Blast Box explosions equals instant SD (or Fall if detonated by foe).

 

[japtar10101]

Cpt. Olimar using his Final smash over and over...and over...and...over...again.

Being devoured by nocturnals, then bombed by the ship is not fun. Only Pit's up-B survived.

 

[timbers92]

The most horrible thing that can happen in a match is... kill stealing. It should be illegal or something.

 

[Azumouse]

I was diddy kong and my brother was yoshi, we were playing against a lvl 3 diddy kong, well i got hit out to the edge then my brother hit the other diddy kong out who flew into me, then the dd kong used his up b but my bro intercepted and his backpack flew off at me hitting me in midair killing me instantly...

 

[Zyphent]

4 consecutive smart bombs that fail.

not really violent or dumb, just annoying.

Ironically I would be killed by a 5th, working, smart bomb.

 

[SETHMASTEROFPKMN]

My friend used Meta Knight to Corner me and uses his A. It took five minutes to escape.

I threw a Smart Bomd into ANOTHER smart bomb, and they engulfes the ENTIRE stage (Halberd) and then ANOTHER smart bomd came down and was engulfes, then a BOB-OMB came down, then a capsule exploded, then a crate, then yet another Smart Bomb, just in time for the lazer to fire. I avoided this, since I was waaaaaay up in the air.

 

[regorris]

One of the crimes (as far as I see it) is that items love to spawn on spikes. The fact that jiggs is one of the last characters you earn.

On a lighter note,, I don't think anything about Wario passes emission standards...

 

[thetoastinator]

Muahahaha....

I still laugh at the moment when I was Link.

It was an Online match. There was literally seconds until the match was over. I was tied with this one person.

There was a blast box that appeared. Using pure instinct, I pulled out a bomb and threw it at a blast box.

BOOM!

The guy is sent flying and I win!

I can almost just see their faces. Most likely, the others were like me; laughing, and the guy I pwned was most likely like O_O


I saved that replay to show off!

 

[Sir_Psycho]

Capt. Falcon's final smash hitting Squirtle... an unspeakable atrocity.

 

[rigapeen]

snake chokes and breaks your neck. whats more graphic than that?

 

[DMAJohnson]

Two words:

Falcon Murder.

And then Olimar just goes along with him like nothing happened. -_-

 

[Swords4life44]

Using snakes throw to lay the opponent on the ground and using a forward smash attack right on their head. Feel that in the morning.

 

[Blah17]

I was playing a very chaotic super sudden death game, I was snake, at one point, there was a breif pause in the chaos, and I said "Hey <My cousins name here>, guess what?" She asks what, and then I detonated the C4 explosive I had on her.

 

[edde]

lol this topics awesome

what would be criminal... cpt falcon's final smash on ness

zamus overall... she's too detailed for her own good

 

[an1bal]

diddy humping zss will scar childrens minds and turn them into sex preadtors when they grow up.

 

[RedMage8BT]

And then Olimar just goes along with him like nothing happened. -_-

If Olimar gave two ****s about the Pikmin he would've never made it home in the first place.

 

[Demontree]

when my friend got brawl we were playing and I knew all the items while he didn't. I'm better than him, so he had one more stock and high damage. He was running away and was like "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! AHHHHHHHH!" So I was like "O.K. And by the way, theres a bomb on your head." "wha-WTF!?" He said as the gooey bomb blew up. lol

 

[JusticeWillPrevail]

My friend called bowser a pedophile when he uses his down throw on ness or lucas.

 

[crosser43]

kirby performed a FS on olimar, olimar's pikmen go cooked, but olimar escaped. olimar, with extra time, kept plucking, ever new pikmen plucked flew rite into the pot in a perfect rainbow arc. about 15 pikmen were cooked with the teamwork of kirby and olimar

 

[zB.]

I agree with the Bowser's F-B comment. I have a friend who exclusively uses that move just for the sake of laughs.

My favorite moment of craziness was landing Ganondorf's neutral B on someone using Toon Link during a one-on-one match. I was at zero percent, and he was left two-stocked to my three. Needless to say, he purposefully killed himself for the next two stock.

 

[LinkSpecialist]

I've committed two crimes. Both have taken place online and as playing Link (duh).


1) When you're enemy grabs a hammer you're suppose to run like mad. I did no such thing. Instead I perfect shielded the first blow and grabbed my opponent (Snake). And in the mercy of my hands, I threw him off the ledge to his doom.

2) I killed a Metaknight 4 to 0. Really I didn't need to go so hard on the guy, but I couldn't stop laughing on how I killed him the third time. Now by the time he was down 2-zip, he attempted to run, but I grabbed him by the end of my chain and threw him behind a crate. I tossed a boomerang and cried laughing as the crate slid only a inch and KOed him in the process. And by the end of the match, he KOed himself.