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The Band of the Hawk: you have brought shame among the hawks

KageMurphy

KageMurphy

Smash Master
Joined
Dec 3, 2005
Messages
3,965
Location
Swoosh
AIM convo with a Brawl player:

The real nilik (10:16:44 PM): im bored...talk to me on cell :[
KeyKun (10:20:35 PM): no
KeyKun (10:20:38 PM): get a girl friend
The real nilik (10:20:53 PM): IM TOO YOUNG
The real nilik (10:21:17 PM): AND THE LAST GIRL WHO LIKED ME WAS PSYCHO!
KeyKun (10:21:32 PM): then she should have been just your type <_<
The real nilik (10:22:51 PM): OMG I HATE YOU! IM KIDDING I LOVE YOU. NVR MIND IM NOT! BIG LIPS! JOKING! I LOVE DANIEL NOW HE JERKS OFF! TELL ME IM PRETTY! PLEASE! IMA GO WITH DANIEL, i wasn't even dating her!
KeyKun (10:23:12 PM): o__O
The real nilik (10:23:23 PM): Im not psycho.. <_<
KeyKun (10:24:00 PM): if u say so guy
The real nilik (10:24:20 PM): she meat rides daniel. you don't know him. he's a friend of me and sano..but he has this jerking off problem
KeyKun (10:24:37 PM): how do u know that.. weird
The real nilik (10:25:26 PM): explain how i am weird..-_-
KeyKun (10:25:39 PM): this whole convo has done that for me
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AIM convo with a Melee player:

KeyKun (10:31:18 PM): I'll make you laugh
KeyKun (10:31:20 PM): =]
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:31:48 PM): i dont even want to know
KeyKun (10:32:24 PM): listen guy, I've been brushing up on my one on one act
KeyKun (10:32:32 PM): gang banging is played out, I'm a solo act now
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:34:15 PM): like how you one on one'd your gf by pushing her down and forcing her to take it up the ***
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:34:21 PM): solo act indeed
KeyKun (10:35:08 PM): she wasn't forced, after a few blows to the head she wasn't even awake, no response doesn't mean no
KeyKun (10:35:19 PM): I know how to beat the system while beating that booty
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:36:11 PM): please for the love of god do not have kids
KeyKun (10:36:24 PM): WHAT!? Are you kidding me?
KeyKun (10:36:42 PM): I am going to have somne many daughters, the home made lolis are the best
KeyKun (10:36:46 PM): you know that
KeyKun (10:36:52 PM): you may raise my unwanted sons
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:37:37 PM): im sorry but seeing a dozen little phil's running around yelling, "who my baby momma" would be more than i could bear
KeyKun (10:38:00 PM): Dude if you bust a nut in a girls *** will she have the kid out her anus?
KeyKun (10:38:08 PM): Lets try this and find out
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:38:10 PM): WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:38:25 PM): MOST PEOPLE WONDER IF SHELL GET PREGNANT OR IF YOULL GET AIDS THORUHG ANAL
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:38:31 PM): YOU ASK IF THE KID COMES OUT THE ***
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:38:35 PM): ****ING ILL
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:38:40 PM): YOU SICK ****
KeyKun (10:38:59 PM): Listen friend, there can be no confirmation with out experimentation
KeyKun (10:39:04 PM): we gotta kiddnap a test subject
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:39:30 PM): all in the name of science eh?
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:39:51 PM): you twisted pioneer of biology
KeyKun (10:40:44 PM): They boo'd me off stage when I presented my hypothosis at Harvard but we'll show'em, an anus can be a gateway to **** and life.
KeyKun (10:40:57 PM): Come Seb, let us meet in yostors bathroom and discuss this in person
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:41:47 PM): im almost certain tim would have something to say about this
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:41:58 PM): how about you confirm the results with cafe in toastys bedroom
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:42:00 PM): im sure he wont mind
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:42:19 PM): just tell him its for a fundraiser for bangladesh
KeyKun (10:42:37 PM): Terrorists are from Iraq, don't insult him like that.
KeyKun (10:42:58 PM): I'll report back with my findings later, make sure your *** is ready to produce the future leaders of earth
KeyKun (10:43:12 PM): sEEb is coming from the cuming I'll induce in you
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:43:16 PM): *duct tapes ******* shut*
KeyKun (10:43:35 PM): that will only make it more sticky
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:44:18 PM): **** it
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:44:21 PM): ****** shotgun*
KeyKun (10:44:58 PM): ****ing a shot gun eh? that was on last months list of interesting sex to try, tell me how that works out
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:45:31 PM): it was tried out alright
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:45:39 PM): in the second season of bible black
ThumbsWayUp87 (10:46:00 PM): ive probably never been more terrified of hentai than during that scene in my entire life
KeyKun (10:46:20 PM): Bible Black... you watch that? Dude you're sick. Get some help.
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Better game, better convo.
 
Reioumu

Reioumu

Smash Lord
Joined
Jan 27, 2006
Messages
1,073
Location
Muppetland 64
WOOOW Phil. That **** is hilarious..

Kermit, you're one sick ****

Sorry Alex, already going to NECX for tons of fighting games and guaranteed alcohol... That and I need to give some **** back to Steve and his buddy Joe.
 
J

JaceComix

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Apr 22, 2009
Messages
159
Location
Rockville/College Park, MD
JaceComixZone (4:10:15 PM): dude
JaceComixZone (4:10:18 PM): you wont believe
JaceComixZone (4:10:21 PM): what just happened
Jaguarsama0000 (4:10:26 PM): ?
JaceComixZone (4:10:31 PM): i got into a car wreck
JaceComixZone (4:10:35 PM): with a yu gi oh character
Jaguarsama0000 (4:10:39 PM): ????
JaceComixZone (4:10:46 PM): we traded insurance info and stuff
JaceComixZone (4:10:52 PM): and i looked at his name
JaceComixZone (4:10:56 PM): "joseph wheeler"
Jaguarsama0000 (4:11:03 PM): can I rofl?
JaceComixZone (4:11:10 PM): yep
Jaguarsama0000 (4:11:12 PM): ROFL
 
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