Just got out of a 4-player BB taunt match. I was Zelda at first, but then I switched to Red Link, and my partner was Red Zelda. One of the other players was a random character changing taunter who pranced all around the stage everytime. The other player was a mixture of a crasher and a taunter. One match, the mixture player randomly attacked and killed my 'partner' on a sudden death, and the next mach we teamed up on her. The mixture player would taunt, then attack us at random.
As for me and my partner's relationship, (I was Red Link, and she was Zelda), and the stage was almost always Hyrule, and we would just crouch and do nothing. It was like she had some kinda romance for me. o_O Like, whenever the other players would damage me, she would beat them up. lol And same with her. Sometimes we would taunt, but most of the time, we would just duck and look at eachoter.
Oh, and whenever a sudden death happened, I would throw a Link-bomb in the air, while I was standing next to her, and she would always jump up and hit the bomb before it got a chance to hit me. xD
So, If you are this 'Zelda', then I really miss you, and I'd love to have another taunth match someday. <3
EDIT: Also, I saved some replays on my Wii, so I might even upload them to youtube or somethin.