The Big MI Discussion Topic

[Sir_J]

There needs to be a tournament soon that I can go to. Monday just doesn't work for me.

 

[IrisKong]

Why hasn't Iris played me in Starcraft 2 yet? Zerg wants some bloood ;o!!
Plus, the beta's down for at least another 3 weeks, that means time for some more smashfests..!?

Because I dont know your screen name, and you never talk to me anyways

You play zerg eh? I used to but switched to terran. You want to teamsies or beat up on eachother? lol

 

[Youko]

Good to be back in Michigan, even though I returned from LA for E3.

3DS is LEGIT, yo.

 

[Hot_ArmS]

how does it work without glasses, i dont comprehend

so did you like get a free 360

 

[Youko]

It appears to be how the screen is designed that gives it that functionality, plus the fact that you have two eyes. Not a lot of tech details have been released, though. And your lack of comprehension is all part of Nintendo's genius - because you can't really experience it unless you try it for yourself. And then you're HOOKED.

Free 360s were only given out to those at the Microsoft conference, which I was not at. Unfortunate.


Here WAS what I did, though:

- At the Nintendo Press Conference, fifth row

- Tried:
3DS (Snake Eater, Kid Icarus, Target Shoot, Mario Kart, Kingdom Hearts), Zelda, Goldeneye, NBA Jam, Metroid: Other M, Sonic Colors, DKC Returns, LBP 2, Gran Turismo 5, Sonic 4, Kinect (Joy Ride, River Raft, Ricochet), Kirby's Epic Yarn, Golden Sun: Dark Dawn, PlayStation Move (TV Superstars, The Fight, Sports Champions), Mario Sports Mix, Marvel vs Capcom 3, Epic Mickey, Wii Party, Super Scribblenauts, Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

- Saw:
Geoff Keighley, Brian Crecente, MIYAMOTO (while I was playing Move), Peter Molyneux, Peter Moore, G4 crew (Kevin Pereira, Olivia Munn, Adam Sessler, Morgan Webb), Stuttering Craig, Michael Pachter, Reggie and Iwata at the conference

- Met:
Charles Martinet and...randomly Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty at the airport

 

[dablackpacman]

anyone going to POE3?

 

[condemned_soul]

anyone having any type of smashfest? put it up on the boards and ill try to come

 

[moyshe]

my pics are all dead. thats a shame.

 

[dablackpacman]

who's all going to rob's smashfest?

 

[DarkLouis331]

Roseville is now iffy for me. We (my family) may have a family emergency on our hands soon...but the July 10th tourney looks pretty hopeful so long as I don't get scheduled to close at work that day.

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

The NEWMichigan Troll Power Rankings

Brought to you by sheer boredom thanks to a Tornado Warning. And totally stole the idea from Notra. Thanks bro.

1. Needle of Juntah

What can we say about you Noj? You have 600 accounts on smashboards and 596 of them are banned. You troll at every chance you get and it only gets better in real life. You sealed this spot when you left your car at thaexceptional1's house. Man he was PISSED. LOL You sir have earned that number one spot. Keep it the good work. I don't think I've seen you post in this thread in years lol

2. thesoviet

Someway, somehow you always get people pissed off at you. You and Bowyer have argued on this thread more times than Michael Jackson got nosejobs. Not only did you troll SoCal but....You told mikeHAZE that he's garbage at Brawl rofl. That earns you #2 on the Troll Power Rankings.

3. Notra

You troll at every chance you get. You post oversized pictures, speak in the third person and sometimes you just don't make any sense. You were also involved in the SoCal vs MI argument on AIB. How many infractions have you racked up now? You're moving up in the world, son.

4. L_Cancel

You're so good at trolling you don't even know when you're doing it. But everyone on AIB knows.....L you're my personal favorite. Keep doing work.

5. Lain

Somewhere, Lain is looking down on us and smiling from Heaven. Not because he's dead but because he's so lifted he ended up there. I have NEVER seen you at a tournament sober all the way through LOL. But it's not just that why you've earned the #5 spot. You're my favorite kind of troll: A real life one. You call people at 5 in the morning and don't return phone calls when people call you lol You're hilarious dude.

6.Omniiswell

Omni, you may have retired from Brawl but you haven't retired from schooling people. You're not shy about posting your hate for people and you make people look stupid sometimes. It's funny as hell so you've earned this PR spot.

7. Bowyer

You're like Omni in a sense. But you're hatred is more directed towards thesoviet. You initiated some funny *** arguments with him. And you seem to like making people look stupid as well. Nonetheless the laughs are appreciated.

8. IrisKong :random:

You're the next Omni dude. When you aren't posting about Starcraft 2 mumbo jumbo you're expressing your hatred for humanity in general. And you're not afraid to tell someone the things they like are stupid or pointless. I can see you climbing up the PR if you posted more.

9. Technical_Chase

You occasionally make yourself look like an idiot on the boards. But you earned this spot for making this incredibly dumb verison of a Power Ranking. I'm confident you'll continue to act like an idiot in the coming times so we may see you up in the top 3. Only time will tell.

10. SCOTU

You trolled me even though something in the back in my mind told me you're post was an elaborate troll. I can't believe I fell for that. This plays into that making myself look like an idiot thing. But yeah congratulations you just made the PR. Keep up the good work...you ******* lol.


Next Troll Power Ranking will be done whenever I get bored and tipsy again. Thank you for reading I'm going back to my glass of 1800.

 

[DarkLouis331]

Hey Technical_Chase, I'm having some trouble with some of the technical aspects of trolling. You mind if I send in a video to you and give me some advice? I'm getting trolled alot more than doing the trolling myself. I want to make the PR someday.

Thanks in advance,

-DL

 

[moyshe]

hahahahaha I fawkkkin loled, btw who are you?

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

Hey Technical_Chase, I'm having some trouble with some of the technical aspects of trolling. You mind if I send in a video to you and give me some advice? I'm getting trolled alot more than doing the trolling myself. I want to make the PR someday.

Thanks in advance,

-DL

But of course, sir. Always happy to aid Michigan trolling scene.

And thesoviet: I used to be VerticalHorizon. Name change was overdue.

 

[SCOTU]

I fail to see the main objective of that power ranking. Are you ranking by Biggest Troll? or by Best troll? In either case, there are inconsistencies that I believe make that power ranking inaccurate, unfounded, and unworthy.

Come back when you're better at understanding power rankings (this is giving you the benefit of the doubt that you know what quality trolling is).

 

[moyshe]

I fail to see the main objective of that power ranking. Are you ranking by Biggest Troll? or by Best troll? In either case, there are inconsistencies that I believe make that power ranking inaccurate, unfounded, and unworthy.

Come back when you're better at understanding power rankings (this is giving you the benefit of the doubt that you know what quality trolling is).

the best trolling is the trolls who quit a game then talk about going to tourneys.

@vert, oh I see. Why the name change?

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

I fail to see the main objective of that power ranking. Are you ranking by Biggest Troll? or by Best troll? In either case, there are inconsistencies that I believe make that power ranking inaccurate, unfounded, and unworthy.

Come back when you're better at understanding power rankings (this is giving you the benefit of the doubt that you know what quality trolling is).

SCOTU: LOL at you taking this seriously. That's less intelligent than my PR. Who needs an objective when you pulled this out of your *** and typed in it 15 minutes (give or take ...I got distracted).

@thesoviet: My Smash name was VerticalHorizon for 4 years. I don't even care for the band that much anymore so I needed a change. L_Cancel somewhat influenced this particular name. Underscore included.

Also..First Gen Blastoise looks more like a hippo than a turtle. I always found that funny. Your banner just reminded me lol.

 

[moyshe]

^^^this, remember vert PRs and trolling is serious business. First gen blastoise is legit.

 

[BigDaddy4]

troll tierlist=facepalm.

 

[Rak]

Do GR melee people still exist? GrandLAN Center? smashfests? anything in West Michigan?

 

[L_Cancel]

I'm not a troll. xD 4th in MI though! Oh dear. lol

 

[Kail]

anyone going to POE3?

Yes a couple of us are.

Do GR melee people still exist? GrandLAN Center? smashfests? anything in West Michigan?

I have always and will always exist.

 

[L_Cancel]

I have always and will always exist.

Teach me how to exist as a GR melee person. =(

 

[Kail]

Step one: Exist in general.

 

[L_Cancel]

Step one: Exist in general.

Awww yeaaaah. Step one completed. n____n

 

[Sir_J]

Awww yeaaaah. Step one completed. n____n

That's only what you think. Hahaha, also congrats on your 1000 post whenever you get to posting again.

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

Okay so I'm talking with a church about hosting a tournament in Royal Oak. If they say yes, its going to be August 14th for Vayseth and it will be an epic welcome back party. I will know tomorrow if I can. Cross your fingers Michigan.

 

[Sir_J]

I got dibs on 20th-22nd of August.

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

Nope, those are mine too. It's going to be a week long party. Actually I claim August..all of it

 

[dablackpacman]

Yes a couple of us are.

how are they running it? there like 40+ people going. is it at an actual venue or do the multi-housing it?

 

[SonuvaBeach]

The POE3 thread will probably help you pacman,
http://www.smashboards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=92
Top Sticky.

Edit: well it doesn't say much about how they are running it, but that usually isn't an issue.

 

[Sir_J]

Nope, those are mine too. It's going to be a week long party. Actually I claim August..all of it

Hater! I want just that little bit

 

[Kail]

Hell if I know. Bigy tells me a tournament is coming up and I go.

 

[SCOTU]

SCOTU: LOL at you taking this seriously. That's less intelligent than my PR. Who needs an objective when you pulled this out of your *** and typed in it 15 minutes (give or take ...I got distracted).

pfft. people these days. don't understand good trolling when it slaps them in the face.

 

[Sir_J]

I just talked to Phoenixrises2ice and he said that the tournament has been moved to Gameyard, which is right next to pandemonium in Garden City.

29552 Ford Road, Garden City, MI

I am not 100% sure if this is true, since they don't know what they are doing obviously. Although, he told me when he got home he is posting the address on AllisBrawl.

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

pfft. people these days. don't understand good trolling when it slaps them in the face.

I updated my PR...just for you SCOTU.

 

[thaxceptional1]

Why hasn't Iris played me in Starcraft 2 yet? Zerg wants some bloood ;o!!
Plus, the beta's down for at least another 3 weeks, that means time for some more smashfests..!?

anther mann...hows ur sister doing. i lost her phone number like 3 times cuz i lost my phone 3 times

also how r u doing <3

 

[SCOTU]

I updated my PR...just for you SCOTU.

lol good ****. The best kind of trolling is the kind that is easily mistaken for a solid argument, imo

 

[Hot_ArmS]

I was the first one with underscores on my name you copiers

 

[Ori_bro]

I could care less Ive never had a name change so my underscore will last forver