The Botanical Gardens of the Mushroom Kingdom

[Dabuz]

zen, is that seriously dark peach? xD

 

[Zen127]

You haven't seen him?

 

[Dabuz]

You haven't seen him?

i have seen him...its just, my mind is kinda blown from him being a Yugioh master and all...but getting caught. I expected him to lay down a trap card to stop the police from arresting him, or use a spell card so the woman in question wouldn't get angry.

 

[Dark.Pch]

Well getting kicked in the nutz kinda hurt....which does not leave me much to do except laying on the ground holding my nutz.

And Zend maybe another nite I'll tell more boobs stories. but I seriously should be sleeping now. I'll leave you all with 2 pics I was linked too which I found too funny. I was laughing for like 2 mins straight hurting when I saw these pics.

Nite *****es.

 

[-DR3W-]

You are a legend among legends.

Edit: You're seriously a YuGiOh master? Rofl

 

[~automatic]

Meh forget it.

 

[Zano]

We MUST duel at apex

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

A dual?


Trust the heart of the cards.

 

[RichBrown]

What is wrong with you people

 

[Two-Ell]

I love you people

Oh stop x3

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

Dawrmit I missed all the fun. Oh, well.

 

[CO18]

So since I was afraid to speak, I had to use another method to start a talk.
So I went behind the human and groped their chest.

I know im late but LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[En.Ee.Oh]

Dark Peach WTF man.. LMAO

There's no WAY this is all true


EDIT: I have been informed this post was copy pasta. I am disappoint.

 

[VSC.D-Torr]

LMAO

 

[jarvitz]

So what is gonna happen when you go to a restaurant, sports games, the mall, the pool, and other public places. good job, you seem to have screwed yourself over.

 

[Nicole]

Just rocked a 38 year old woman last night. I may never want to go back to younger women after that if I don't have to...it was ****ing fantastic! I walked out of the bathroom half naked only to see her 19 year old daughter and she was like "who the **** are you?". I turned around and walked right back into my cougar's bedroom laughing my *** off. LMAO

/TMI

ok dark peach's story was hilarious and all but seeing how it was just a troll and this is actually true....

congrats kb?

 

[Sync.]

Just rocked a 38 year old woman last night. I may never want to go back to younger women after that if I don't have to...it was ****ing fantastic! I walked out of the bathroom half naked only to see her 19 year old daughter and she was like "who the **** are you?". I turned around and walked right back into my cougar's bedroom laughing my *** off. LMAO

/TMI

Dude KB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Older girls are awesome :] good job goin in mah boy!

 

[z00ted]

the first time i have sex im going to immediately post about it on smashboards

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

I've had sex alot.

 

[z00ted]

I've had sex alot.

http://youtu.be/oyFQVZ2h0V8

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

If you had sex in the last 30 minutes than you qualitfy to sing with me!

I JUST HAD SEXXXXXX

and it feeelt so gooooood

 

[z00ted]

kill yourself

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

No .

 

[Rickerdy-doo-da-day]

Why does all the cool stuff happen when I'm asleep

*reads past few pages*

Cripes you people get up to some crazy stuff. I say, I've spilt my tea in shock

And I by the sounds of things, that's not the only thing that's been spilt

 

[Zano]

When Consecrated Stars become one, New bonds will illuminate the future! Become the Path that it's light shines upon! Limit Over Accel Synchro! The light of Evolution! Shooting Quasar Dragon!

 

[Eddie G]

Mink wins, lol. Illmatic, dry spell has been dry bro. This deserved to be mentioned.

@ Nicole- Thanks Red.

@ Sync- Yeah that's so true! First thing she said was "tell me what you like baby, I'll do it". I don't know too many younger chicks who are like that. Funny thing was...we "played seven matches" throughout the night, I managed to "take four of her stocks" while "tanking my only stock". I was consistent with my "strings" and didn't really "whiff any attacks". I do still have my "stock" that I managed to tank the whole night, but it goes without saying that my body feels like it's currently at a "high percent of damage". Good times...haha.

 

[Zano]

Funny thing was...we "played seven matches" throughout the night, I managed to "take four of her stocks" while "tanking my only stock". I was consistent with my "strings" and didn't really "whiff any attacks". I do still have my "stock" that I managed to tank the whole night, but it goes without saying that my body feels like it's currently at a "high percent of damage". Good times...haha.

I'm sorry Ill, you have been replaced on my sig

 

[z00ted]

.......words cannot describe.

i've been up for ...27 hours - i think i have insomnia

 

[Queen B. Kyon]

Ill I wished you was on aim last night when I was.

Yes let's all post sex stories on the boards :D

Ill go first. After I logged off aim last night my night was amazing after my bf smiled at me. The end

KB your out of control XD you live your life.

 

[[FBC] Papa Mink]

I met this girl in my philosophy class.
She liked my hoodie.

3 hours later i was at her place.
She had a boyfriend.

The end.

I'm a horrible disgusting individual

 

[Pikaville]

I was at the mall checking out some stuff and seeing if I can meet a girl. I went to the pizza place and got some food. I look to my right and I see this person sitting 2 tables away. I'm checking the person out. And then I say to myself. "is that a male or female?"

I tried looking at the humans shirt. But the way the shirt was, I could not tell if they had boobies. Now I was a lil afraid cause if this was a dude, this would make me like gay since I found this human atractive. My manhood was on the line. But if this was indeed a woman I would talk to them and ask them out.

Now I am usually shy when it comes to girls (could explain why I am single) But people always tell me to have confidence in my self. and that I am good looking/Hawt. Girls (and guys too *twitch*). So I it was time to test myself. Time to be a man. belive within the inner Pch.

So after working up my nerves, I went over to that person while thewy went to throw out thier trash. I was still shaking to talk to the person due to me being shy. I was a lil nervous. But I could not let this person get away if they were indeed the one. So since I was afraid to speak, I had to use another method to start a talk.

So I went behind the human and groped their chest. In doing so I was thinking, If this is a guy, I am officially gay. So much was on the line. Sweat drops running down. Legs shaking. After about 5 secs I noticed something. I felt these 2 small lumps in my hands. Now I could not tell what they were excatly. Cause some guys have build chest that kinda feel like boobs. So I felt around some more. Expanding my hands some more. The lump expanded as well. Then hit hit me. This person had small boonies. Flatchested as some might say.

But I was overjoyed. I still had my manhood. I was still as straight as bill clinton. The female looked back and kicked me in the nutz. I fell to the floor.Then got security. I was later interviewd by the police for sexual harassment. I'l tell you right now, they way that gurl looked, she enjoyed that moment and was the only bit of sexual action she has ever gotten. Yet she calls the cops one me. Hope that woman caught her period after she left the mall.

The cops checked out my record and noticed my big file charges dealing with boobies. So they but a restaning order on me. if I come within 5 feet of breast, I go to jail. Like seriously? What kind of BS is that. This **** is not justice at all. I know my damm rights. FML........

*shakes head in shame*

Just rocked a 38 year old woman last night. I may never want to go back to younger women after that if I don't have to...it was ****ing fantastic! I walked out of the bathroom half naked only to see her 19 year old daughter and she was like "who the **** are you?". I turned around and walked right back into my cougar's bedroom laughing my *** off. LMAO

/TMI

This is why I love it here.

Dark Pch though man, what in gods name were you thinking just groping some random persons chest?!

Beef that is just too funny hahahaha.

Her daughter is probably used to it in fairness.

 

[Dark.Pch]

You are a legend among legends.

Edit: You're seriously a YuGiOh master? Rofl

Thats why my title on smashboards is what it is.

And me a yugioh master? you will have to play me and find out.

We MUST duel at apex

Hell yea.

Oh stop x3

........sometimes I question your sexuality.

So what is gonna happen when you go to a restaurant, sports games, the mall, the pool, and other public places. good job, you seem to have screwed yourself over.

I can always get a sex change till this passes over.

Ill I wished you was on aim last night when I was.

Yes let's all post sex stories on the boards :D

Ill go first. After I logged off aim last night my night was amazing after my bf smiled at me. The end

You call that sex? a smile? Your sex life is childs play. I could picture this happening something like this?

Guy: smiles

Girl: ...*gets pregnant*

Guy: ...........****!

This is why I love it here.

Dark Pch though man, what in gods name were you thinking just groping some random persons chest?!

I WAS CURIOUS, GET OFF MY BACK!

 

[Sync.]

Haha she sounds like my gf KB! LOL sex in smash terms :D

 

[Queen B. Kyon]

Or I choose to not say my sex life in a place like this ........

That smile sounds alot better than what your getting.

 

[GimR]

This is a joke, like, DP you're making this up..............right?

 

[Dark.Pch]

I'm getting pently you skank!

 

[Two-Ell]

Whatever will help you sleep at night GIMR x3

 

[LoliLovesRain]

yeah Dark made it up...but KB...pretty sure all women are supposed to ask what the guy wants and do it for them o-o

 

[exdia_16]

Just rocked a 38 year old woman last night. I may never want to go back to younger women after that if I don't have to...it was ****ing fantastic! I walked out of the bathroom half naked only to see her 19 year old daughter and she was like "who the **** are you?". I turned around and walked right back into my cougar's bedroom laughing my *** off. LMAO

/TMI

finally some one understands older women are the bess i had more then 6 cougars in the past 4 years and there my old high school teachers and college prof. lol i dont like younger girls any more they dont know wat to do its like teaching them how to while your suppose to be ****ing kudos and brownie points bro.

 

[Eddie G]

yeah Dark made it up...but KB...pretty sure all women are supposed to ask what the guy wants and do it for them o-o

You'd be surprised just how many don't, or have told me they don't...