The Craziest thing you have ever seen a comp. do

[Volvagia]

Just three minutes ago a CPU Fox Double Short Hop Lasered.

 

[Falco7]

When I was fighting yesterday, Luigi was trying to get back on the platform and he skull bashed the wrong way

 

[Awex]

Level 5 ganondorf power-shielding Jiggs' SING. I was like.. "uhhhh...."

 

[choknater]

man

freaking hate when cpu's edge tech

even level ONE fox edge techs me sometimes...

 

[Bacon Man11]

I was bored and I put a Lv. 1 Computer G&W vs a Lv. 9. Computer Link

Game and Watch pwned Link badly.

 

[Hippochinfat]

Okay so i was playing my game I was bowser and I was facing a level 9 captain falcon. okay it was a 99 stock match and i thought I was gonna kill him easily. But then outta nowhere he runs up to me grabs me he jump cancelled the grab btw) then he started chain throwing me and then I broke free and tried to attack but he wavedash backwards to dodge then did like 5 Shffled dairs then he juggled me spot dodge my attack then knee'd me offthe stage. Somehow I managed to survive but then while I'm getting back on the stage he hits me with an Nair and then he he hits me with a fair. So then he moonwalks to taunt me. Okay a super scope drops and I manageto grab it since I still have invincibily frames but when I fire it he power shields ALL my shots. Then he continued to combo with with crazy shffl juggling chainthrowing moonwalking spiking wavedashing stuff. While he's comboing me I notice my shoe is untied. I reach down to my shoe and I tie it in a few seconds I look up back at the TV and I only had 1 stock left which was suprising because it was a 99 stock game and when I looked down I still had 98 stock left. Anyways hes about to win but then captain falcon jumps out of my tv and then jumps on me and steals my socks without taking of my shoes. Since he had me pinned down he was about to **** me but then judge judy magically appeared from behind and shot him with a giant gun thingy and then said "Try that in heels" and then judge judy tickled my stomach but I shouted at her really loud and she left. Okay but yeah since captain falcon was back in the game he combo'd me like crazy and got me to 999% damage then he killed me and won the match. Oh and by the way captain falcon had 0 damage the whole time and got almost all of the bonuses.

I swear to god it happened.

 

[finalark]

The time that Mewtwo kept trying to teleport through a wall on Fourside, repeatedly.

 

[Cobalt]

I had a Falco SHL me, a Marth chain throw me, had the shine powershielded, and various other things. Not consistently, of course, but one or two SHLs or throws in a row.

 

[Dynamism]

LINK CHAIN THROWING!!!

I was in a battle vs my bros. They can do alright sometimes but can't compete at a top level or anything. There is only 3 of us so we like to go team battles with them two vs me and a lvl 9.

One of them was Pika and the other was DK. I just randomed to Ganon and did the same for the computer and it was Link.

It was long into the battle (on Cornia) and then I was off the stage and yelled
"Come on comp do something!!!"
Next thing I knew.

The Link grabbed the DK (who was edgeguarding)
Upthrow > SH Nair > Grab upthrow > jump Bair > Dashgrab upthrow > Upsmash!!!
Craziest thing I've ever seen
My bro was like "I thought you were Ganon?"

 

[Yoshistar64]

There was this one time I was facing a level 9 Falco, then he knocked me off the stage. I used Fox's illusion to get back on the stage, then in the middle of the illusion frames, where Fox is invisible, out of nowhere Falco shined, Jump-cancelled it, then Daired me for a Meteor Smash. It was crazy.

 

[Orez_9]

lvl 9 kirby suicide on Hyrule temple. vB right in the middle area and slid all the way down. it not really wierd and im sure others've seen it alot, but this kirby did it for 6 of its 10 lives. that was funny.

 

[Fake Mofo]

Okay so i was playing my game I was bowser and I was facing a level 9 captain falcon. okay it was a 99 stock match and i thought I was gonna kill him easily. But then outta nowhere he runs up to me grabs me he jump cancelled the grab btw) then he started chain throwing me and then I broke free and tried to attack but he wavedash backwards to dodge then did like 5 Shffled dairs then he juggled me spot dodge my attack then knee'd me offthe stage. Somehow I managed to survive but then while I'm getting back on the stage he hits me with an Nair and then he he hits me with a fair. So then he moonwalks to taunt me. Okay a super scope drops and I manageto grab it since I still have invincibily frames but when I fire it he power shields ALL my shots. Then he continued to combo with with crazy shffl juggling chainthrowing moonwalking spiking wavedashing stuff. While he's comboing me I notice my shoe is untied. I reach down to my shoe and I tie it in a few seconds I look up back at the TV and I only had 1 stock left which was suprising because it was a 99 stock game and when I looked down I still had 98 stock left. Anyways hes about to win but then captain falcon jumps out of my tv and then jumps on me and steals my socks without taking of my shoes. Since he had me pinned down he was about to **** me but then judge judy magically appeared from behind and shot him with a giant gun thingy and then said "Try that in heels" and then judge judy tickled my stomach but I shouted at her really loud and she left. Okay but yeah since captain falcon was back in the game he combo'd me like crazy and got me to 999% damage then he killed me and won the match. Oh and by the way captain falcon had 0 damage the whole time and got almost all of the bonuses.

I swear to god it happened.

That is one big load of ****!

 

[Deleted member]

I had a Marth CC a shine to Dtilt to WD to Fsmash for a kill against my Fox... that's what I get for shine comboing too much, the AI expected the shine and WDed down... x.x

 

[hugedogface]

blah

This one time, Fox turned into a waffle!

 

[Hippochinfat]

LINK CHAIN THROWING!!!

I was in a battle vs my bros. They can do alright sometimes but can't compete at a top level or anything. There is only 3 of us so we like to go team battles with them two vs me and a lvl 9.

One of them was Pika and the other was DK. I just randomed to Ganon and did the same for the computer and it was Link.

It was long into the battle (on Cornia) and then I was off the stage and yelled
"Come on comp do something!!!"
Next thing I knew.

The Link grabbed the DK (who was edgeguarding)
Upthrow > SH Nair > Grab upthrow > jump Bair > Dashgrab upthrow > Upsmash!!!
Craziest thing I've ever seen
My bro was like "I thought you were Ganon?"

Liar.

10char

 

[Dynamism]

HA, I'm not kinding!!!
Seriously, I've never seen anything like it before or since. It was amazing.
Maybe I exagerated a bit (he may have not upthrown baired) but he did chain throw.
I was just so sycked that I probably got exited and blew it up.

None the less, it happen!

 

[Link Lord]

once i had a lvl9 ic do that freezing glitch...u kno, the one thats banned in tourneys but nobody would actually dare try to do on a competitive scale because it would be far too easy for anyone of nearly any skill level to punish them severely if and when they fail...yea, that one

Sorry, I don't know that one. Could you explain it?

 

[Idfection]

I left 4 computers playing on hyrule, no timelimit, and when I came back, they were all stuck in the turnip's blackhole glitch! =O

...lol geez, this thread shouldn't exist.

 

[slikvik]

i saw a level 9 samus l-canceling

 

[dcx1287]

Hmm, I'd have to go with wavedash.

 

[appysauce]

It was my brother (kirby) and me (mario) vs my other bro (falco) and a lvl 9 luigi. The match started and the luigi misfired off the edge and died imediately. Someone paused the game and we all cracked up cause the luigi died in like 2 seconds. : ) Its not really crazy but it is hilarious.

 

[Micheloxx]

YOU GUYS WONT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so today I was playing teams with 2 friends of mine, my friend tyler and his sister chelsea (we're all rather good at the game, go to tourneys do advanced techs, etc)

ANNYHOW they have trouble beating my shiek, so I said lets do you two on a team vs me and a level 9 ganondorf (I won 3/4 times hehe)

Here's what happened that was just the most awesome thing ive ever seen a comp do :

I eliminated Chelsea's peach and Tyler's captain falcon only had 1 stock left vs me and my comp ally who had 2 stocks each.

The computer ganon neutral a jabbed captain falcon into my shieks grab... then I started hitting him with a as I was grabbing him....

you ready for it???

The computer actually did the KEN AND ISAI INFINATE TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He got stuck in a programming loop and kept jabbing, while I was holding captain falcon and hitting him and as you might know, you cant break out of that. We did it to about 600% then ganon warlock punched him.

It was -THE- coolest thing Ive ever seen in melee.

i had to be you man, WTFFFFF

 

[gkrackerr]

Wow! I, who made this thread, is now dearly regretting it. This entire thing is made of lose.

But w/e, back then I was noobish.

EDIT: ohh yeah, everyone stop posting. Please.

 

[Micahc]

I've been SHL'd, wavedashed at, and shine spiked multiple times. I've also been edge hogged. I was also shuffled at before. Why do scrubs hate advanced techs if the computer does them to?

 

[frankisvital]

I saw a level 4 Marth do a Super Wavedash. It went all the way across Hyrule Temple, then along the bottom.

 

[gkrackerr]

I saw a level 4 Marth do a Super Wavedash. It went all the way across Hyrule Temple, then along the bottom.

*face palm*

O.K. , I'm officially un-subscribing from my thread.