The Greatest Lies of All Time.

[SuperChencho]

The ways of the Journeyman...

In my many adventures as a Journeyman searching to rediscover myself and my soul, I have passed many foul statements that torment my mind.

What do you think are the greatest lies of all time? Here there are some stuff I picked up:

The most dangerous one: "The Titanic is the unsinkable ship" ~ The creator of the Titanic.

The "Unkwown quote":

"This... telephone won't be revolutionary as a efficient way of communication"

"Television isn't gonna last for long. People are going to get bored watching a wooden box all day"

"The sun revolves around the Earth" ~ Ptolemy

There may be more, I am not sure. I may have to search some more. (Some quotes taken from an unkwown book).

What are the greatest lies of all time?

 

[Amorasaki]

"uh...I no, I guess they don't give report cards this quarter..."

"nothing"

"I don't mind"

"It's bigger than that"

 

[SuperSpy]

"nothing, just watching tv."
"I got an A."
"Let's get this computer, it's one of the best."

 

[HGZero]

Ahh lies that really hurt? Its never fun to be on the reciving one of this one:

Its your child.

 

[Shamboo]

I know the biggest lie of the world!! Yeah, it's
"Arial Sharon is a man of peace"
we say that!! we're crazy!

 

[Vega Raine]

Chencho, those aren't lies. Those were merely opinions that occurred before the actual events happened.

 

[Shamboo]

At least mine is a lie....yeah...

 

[Resting_Fox]

I really hatre this one

"There is a God"
and
"All you've got to do is work hard and good things will happen"

 

[Amorasaki]

Originally posted by Resting_Fox
I really hatre this one

"There is a God"

Because the existence of a diety is impossible to prove or disprove, such a statement is mere opinion, not a lie.

"Pi is essentially 4" ~Deluded Mathematician's statement long after Pi was discovered. Fact sourced from guiness book of world records 1991 edition.

 

[game and kirby]

Here's one of my all time favourites from TBN broadcasting:
It says RIGHT HERE in the good BOOK, the BIBLE, that god is willing to give everything, everything to you... if you give to him. Ladies and Gentlemen, give to God, call 1800...
and so on. ugh, TBN

 

[Algasir]

Originally posted by Resting_Fox
I really hatre this one

"There is a God"

There is a God. He's on these boards.:D but Amo's right, thats an opinionized question.

Heres one I don't like

"I'm perfect!" There are preppy ppl who say that alot. Even if they don't, they give that impression that they are.

 

[Devilkoopa]

hmm well these are alot tat i hear alot:
"apparenlty, people are madder about metroid prime's american developers than zelda's new look."

 

[annoying jammez]

"congratulations, it's a boy"
"congratulations, it's a girl"
"if we have unprotected sex, nothing will happen to us."
"i was out at a bar"
"i was out with friends"
"of course i wasnt drinking or smoking!"
"yes"
"no"
"i understand"
"i care a lot about this subject"

 

[PorCorpWis]

.

Originally posted by Amorasaki


Because the existence of a diety is impossible to prove or disprove, such a statement is mere opinion, not a lie.

And I can't disprove that there's an invisible pink unicorn following me around, but I doubt that anyone would call it an "opinion" if I said "there's not an invisible pink unicorn following me around."

 

[SuperChencho]

The ways of the Journeyman...

I forgot one:

"I'm a virgin" ~ Britney Spears.

I am all like, yeah right!

Dang, this wouldn't be a conflicting post without Vega Raine's post!

 

[Cerebrate]

"I'm a virgin" ~ Britney Spears.

Actually, that line might apply for any woman who has ever claimed to be a virgin.:D

 

[Amorasaki]

Re: .

Originally posted by PorCorpWis




And I can't disprove that there's an invisible pink unicorn following me around, but I doubt that anyone would call it an "opinion" if I said "there's not an invisible pink unicorn following me around."

Because most people are only willing to believe in that which they can sense.

 

[Kirby King]

And some people can't sense a deity... so how does this make us wrong and you right?
Sorry, had to interject.

 

[Luigitoilet]

Some people can 'sense' a higher being, and there is no proof or disproof, so, obviously, it may or may not be a lie..Dur. Anyways.

"Removes all unwanted hair!"

"Yes, I'm listening."

"I'm going on a business trip, honey."

 

[tmw_redcell]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Sorry x Infinity plus twelve. But I felt an extreme desire to jab in something a politician said, as everyone knows, the president would never lie.

 

[SuperChencho]

The ways of the Journeyman...

One more:

"The have a new grading system at school. Now F means Fantastic!" ~ Many sucky students, including Bart Simpson.

 

[Canis lupus]

"Under pressure from the violent public, Chiang Kai-Shek honorably resigned the country's position in the United Nations" ~Taiwanese history textbook

Under martial law, education was left in the hands of the Nationalist Party. All their corrupted volumns reek of indoctrination. The old man resigned from the UN to save his precious face - and the sad thing is, few people realize that all this struggle for independence was caused by his mistakes.

...Awright, I'm guessing that people have not the slightest idea of what I'm talking about.

 

[beanbean]

A bit off topic, but Canis, are you pro-DPP or KMT? :D Here's one person that understands... the question that always bugged me was whether Taiwan resigned or was kicked out of the UN...

On topic, here's a few:

"Don't worry/I'll be okay."

"See you later."

"I want to beat you up."

"Look over there!"

 

[Blaster]

There was this really dumb kid who made up lies about Pokémon cards like:

"I know a kid who has a card that evolves from Machamp called Machakee with millions of arms. It even ahs arms on the back of the card!"

"I saw a mewtwo in a store that was so rare it had tons of stars in the bottom corner of the card!"

I don't know why he was such an idiot that he made up dumb crap like that...

 

[Ishdul]

"I love you, but I'm not IN love with you."
I really hate this line. I don't even people know what it means (prolly since it has no meaning) and I've heard it from people who I asked out but turned me down. I think people just heard it and thought it sounded good. Stupid women think that every 3 month relationship is like on Friends. Now they neevr talk to me and try to avoid me.

They hate me, but they're not in hate with me.

 

[Devilkoopa]

"*enter boy's name here* Is the father of my baby"
" relax my mom wont be home for hours"

 

[GM Sniper]

Here's a classic

"I am not a crook!"- Richard Nixon

 

[Dark Magician]

I hate the most:
"I'll be back"
"Don't worry I'm here for you"
"I love you, too"
"We'll stay together forever"

I really don't like those words.

 

[Link777]

Originally posted by tmw_redcell
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Dang it! You took mine! Great uhhhh

Canadians are a bunch of beaver loving, lumberjacking, doughnut eating, 'eh' saying *******.

*this is not a lie* I dont like beavers much, I'd never cut down a tree, bagels r better than doughnuts, and I've never said eh. I hope nobody here has ever said that bad stuff about us...

 

[Cylus]

"i'll never let you go" - from Titanic

after which he lets go...

 

[game and kirby]

'Wow, it's really good! It tastes a bit like cheese...'
Any and all nature programs about primitve tribes, where someone tries their cooking.

'This room is our finest suite'
Any and all hotels which have 'Grand' in their names.

'God hates/loves/knows you'
Far too many religious people , both on TV and in real life.

 

[Jango Fett]

Britney dances like a tramp on her stripper pole and claims that she is a virgin.SHE thinks we're idoits!

 

[Lansuu]

"I don't really even consider atheists citizens." -Bush
"I'm 14, live in Cali, hott, blonde hair, blue eyes, big boobs, nice legs, great body." -Every girl you'll ever meet on the computer

Last, but not least... the biggest lie:

"Crono is cool."

 

[Ticadrius]

"That depends on what your defenition of the word is is...."
-Clinton

"I did not inhale...."
-Clinton

"They misunderestimated me."
-W

"I believe the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully."
-W

"We don't like their [The Beatles's] sound. Guitar music is on the way out."
-Decca Records

"For the majority of people, the use of tobacco has a beneficial effect."

 

[SuperChencho]

The ways of the Journeyman...

With the fear of spamming, here I have to say this.

Maybe it's just me, but this post became a little too controversial with the religion stuff. My idea was just to joke about stuff, but not to mock important stuff. I would have been better to let this topic dead like it was. Thanks anyway.

 

[Shamboo]

Don't tell me you said my lie thing was important.

 

[dejavu3k]

heres a lie:

"Nothing of importance happened today."
King George III of England, July 4, 1776

(for those that don't know, that was the day the Declaration of Independence was signed)

 

[JBird1203]

"Dude, I'm straight!"

--Crono.

 

[Jango Fett]

THe GREATEST LIE of all time:
"IT IS BIG'' by all MEN

 

[Lansuu]

Here's one!

this post became a little too controversial with the religion stuff. My idea was just to joke about stuff, but not to mock important stuff.

Religion isn't important, it's ignorance at its finest.