The guide to becoming ruler of the world.

[Jdietz43]

201. Then when you're done hijacking the second plane: do this. Theme song included.

 

[Scinn]

202. Threaten to eat peoples family's.

 

[Link2thelost90]

203. Go on a no-family diet after getting food poisoning from the last family you ate.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

204. Talk about originality in the You're Banned thread.

 

[KatCrane]

205. Dye your skin a weird color like blue or green.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

206. Drink an entire gallon of milk in one minute or less

 

[Link2thelost90]

207. Spend a hour or two in the bathroom

 

[Segastorm]

208. Repeat steps 1-207

 

[The Fail Tracer]

209. Repeat last step.

 

[Shadocat]

210. Defeat lvl 5 X-Factor Wesker

 

[Yoshi]

211. Learn a song backwards for a music video.

 

[Bing]

212: Beat Pokemon Gold or Silver using only a Magikarp.

 

[UlyssesTheTrojan]

213: Moonwalk.....on your hands.

 

[Vox]

214: Get a G&W bucket with PINK OIL PANIC :D

 

[Bing]

215. **** a brick then have it served on a silver platter to your second in command.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

216. Beat a Final Fantasy game without attacking or using offensive magic.

 

[Vox]

Win a high lvl ssbb tourney using olimar and no pickmin
EDIT: *pikmin* sry about the spelling error.

 

[whAmm3y]

218: Staple jelly to tree (BOSS)

 

[smashfan666]

219: carjack someone in a similar manner to stewie and brian.

 

[Link2thelost90]

220. Become a crazed smile happy dictator like Timmy's dad in Fairly Odd Parents.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

221. Put your house into Ludicrous Speed and fly through space in it.

 

[odinNJ]

222. dont be number 2 to anybody (lol see what i did)

 

[Mari]

223. Obtain the Chaos emeralds and turn into your super form.

 

[Vox]

224. Outrun Sonic in SSBB while playing as Ganondorf
Edit: added step #

 

[rinisan]

225. Train me to master snake in a week

 

[odinNJ]

226. Kill all of your mentors so that only you have the secrets

 

[Scinn]

227. Troll a mod only to get infracted, then troll him irl.

 

[rinisan]

228. Eat ramen with chopsticks and with your foot

 

[The Fail Tracer]

229. We haven't thought of this one yet.

 

[rinisan]

230. kill people with your thumb

 

[10 brave kirbys]

230. Kill people by looking at them

 

[Muhti]

232. Skip a rule or two

 

[rinisan]

233. Stop drinking coke

 

[10 brave kirbys]

234: Kidnap guildmaster Wigglytuff and take over the Guild and dispose of the new rookies because they save the world twice at the end of the game.

 

[Link2thelost90]

325. Quit your day job to take classes to perfect your evil laugh.

 

[rinisan]

326. Eat nothing but McDonald's for a year

 

[The Fail Tracer]

327. Call someone and say, "What's up, ketch-up?".

 

[Muhti]

328: Call over Dimentio and have a party till your games are over, hur hur hur

 

[rinisan]

329. Let your boss call you babe for a year

 

[Spyro]

330: Win a set against Isai in smash 64.