The Neverending Story 3

[Taddara]

So I (along with ducky's powers) said "Hey you, gorilla boy! get ur feet out of my salad) he was unaware of my ducky powers so he camd charging toward me...i simply raised my hand and...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

he slammed right into me! there was a huge SQUEEEEEEEEEEEK and he fell back. I was of course unharmed, so I...

 

[spartacus751]

ate myself until i was a mouse, but then the evil candel came and i was a cat that eats monkeys but then the monkeys ate me.

 

[sum41]

I got confused and saw that everyone else was too so I went home and...

 

[spartacus751]

got captured by a flying-monkey. I was then fed to its young.

 

[sum41]

They were discusting 2 legged beasts that had ice shells and powerful jaws. Then I realized that they must be...

 

[spartacus751]

Flammable-Pandas. I tried to run, but one of them grabbed me, and hugged me in a embrace of death. He then burst into flames, burning my flesh. the last words i head was, "i wuv u."

 

[sum41]

Then my ghost thought, "Why do fire-pandas have ice shells? They must be Baby Sheegoths from Metroid Prime!"

 

[Taddara]

and instantly after that thought came across his mind, all the fire pandas died cuz apparently, ice and fire dont mix

 

[Zoogstin]

So the ghost cried and weeped decided to go over to...

 

[Taddara]

my house but then he saw me naked on purpose so i kicked him out and he cried somemore and went to...

 

[Haha Monkey]

a homeless shelter where three very nice hobos asked him to...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

Buy them toys but the guy said no so then the hobos...

 

[Taddara]

started beating up the guy but little did they know that the guy had super mighty bunny powers and he started to hop and punch with mighty bunny action!

 

[Jango Fett]

The hobos had to take a dump so the guy had to wait. But the hobos had no toilet paper so they....

 

[Rock Man X]

....got the guy and wiped themselves with him. The guy was now covered in hobo poop and went to a car wash to wash himself. After the car wash he wanted to get revenge for being covered in hobo poop. So he picked up a.....

 

[shadowhuntr000]

shotgun. he walked over to the hobos and pumped the slide. the hobos turned around with their hands up. the guy took aim, and...

 

[Taddara]

the police was right behind him so now the guy is in jail

 

[Bob Omb]

Dave the Super-llama came and used his superty-duper spitting powers to spit a hole in the jail wall to let the guy free. Then, the guy walked over to the police and...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

flicked them the bird! the fuzz got pissed, so they...

 

[Taddara]

were getting angry but they couldnt do anything cuz the llama named Dave was right behind him...so the police let him go but the llama was suddenly

 

[shadowhuntr000]

sucked into a black hole! he clawed and clawed, but couldnt get out. on the other side, there was...

 

[Taddara]

a big giant mass of stuff cuz thats what black holes do

the llama eventually died and now the guy has no support and the police r right in front of him...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

the cops shot at him but the guy dodged it a la matrix and when he finished dodging he...

 

[Fourside]

114th post! Mwahahahahaha!

Found a monkey that tried to eat him. Suddenly, the monkey started to...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

do the cotton eye joe. the guy was so pissed at the bad dancing he...

 

[Fourside]

Farted really hard at the monkey. The monkey then began farting too. He farted so loud...

 

[Meowth]

the entire continent of Europe was destroyed (excluding Greece). After that the monkey...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

ate a cookie the guy was hungry so he...

 

[Taddara]

so he tried to take the cookie from the monkey's mouth so the monkey...

 

[shadowhuntr000]

spanked him, as opposed to spanking the monkey... the guy gave up ,so he took a nap. while he was sleeping, teh monkey

 

[Taddara]

suddenly stopped because he just remembered about those 2 officers who were just calmly watching them the whole time. the monkey goes to all these people who r making the story up and said "WHY DID EVERYBODY FORGET ABOUT THE OFFICERS??!?!??"
the *NEXT PERSON TO POST* said...

 

[Lord Destron]

that he's going to beat up those two cops. He goes over to them, beats the crap out of them then he hears...

 

[Taddara]

a gunshot and he looked at his chest and then he died...the guy was still unconcious on the ground and the police just realizing he is innocent (even though he saw me naked on purpose when i gave him a home) helped him to the hospital

 

[Lord Destron]

but the hospital caved in. So then he took him to...

 

[Taddara]

another hospital that CANT break down

 

[Lord Destron]

the doctor operates on him, but turns out to be a thief. He stills his liver, one of his kidneys, and his genitals for sale on the black market.

 

[Taddara]

but Shadow, now a nice little hedgehog buys them and gives him to the guy...the guy thanks him when he woke up and apologized for look at me naked ON PURPOSE!...i said its ok and he walked somewhere but tripped...

 

[Lord Destron]

And fell into quicksand, I tried to pull him out but...

 

[Taddara]

but u just couldnt do it alone...so i (who let the guy come into my house and kicked him out) come and we both pull the guy out and we were successful. but Shadow after all isnt a surgeon and didnt put the leg on good (which is y he tripped) so the lef breaks off and sinks deep into the quicksand. now they were in search of a leg