Dajayman wrote at 5:54 AM on Jun 10, 2009 :
I hosted a tiny party at my place before and my friend spent the night at my house. They were drinking a few cases (I don't drink) and my friend was pretty drunk (after like only 8 beers...). So he passes out on my futon and I go and chill on my computer. About half an hour later he gets up and I figure he's gonna go to the bathroom. So he gets to my stairs and starts pissing on them. I was like "What the f*ck?! Stop pissing on my stairs! Use the bathroom!", to which he replied "Ssshuuut uup...". That's when I got mad and said "Are you kidding me?! Go to the f*cking bathroom!", and then he finally went. So after cleaning up human piss on my wooden stairs so it wouldn't soak in the wood, I realized my friend was in the bathroom for over half an hour. I knocked on the door and told him to get out and go sleep on the futon since it was obvious he passed out in there. He got out and slept the rest of the night.
The next day, he couldn't remember any of it. That was the last time I let him drink at my place. And that is one of the reasons I don't drink.