Tyrael64
Smash Journeyman
[10:10] <Tyrael64> IMO,
[10:10] <Tyrael64> Lucario is a Democrat.
[10:10] <G-Beast> lol
[10:10] <G-Beast> he probably is
[10:11] <Tyrael64> Over80% of his color affiliations are historically associated with Democratic symbology!
[10:11] <Tyrael64> What do you think, Bill?
[10:12] <Tyrael64> BilL: WEll John, Lucario's definitely a Democrat-leaning Smasher, no doubt about it. But that last white district could end up being a swing category--there's a lot of Independant bias there that could go either way.
[10:13] <G-Beast> well now that i think about it
[10:13] <G-Beast> Lucario probably dosent care about human government
[10:13] <Nuro> My Lucario is an Independant.
[10:13] <Tyrael64> John: That's true, Bill. Sometimes the swing states can come down to the wire. Remember the 2000 election between Charizard and Sonic?
[10:14] <Nuro> He's Ron Paul's nephew's friend.
[10:15] <Tyrael64> Bill: Oho, that was a close one! It took a long time for all of Animal Crossing's citizens to be counted and recounted--Charizard's threats to flame Democratic voters didn't help anything, either.
[10:17] <Tyrael64> Bill: But really John, this year it's all down to the wire between Lucario and Snake, the blue and the red. The match-up's looking pretty grim for Snake this late in the election. Lucario's three stocks ahead and Snake took a good 30% hit last week from that Troopergate scandal with his running mate Zelda.
[10:18] <Tyrael64> John: Mmmhm. Some analysts are saying that the stage gimped his recovery, probably permanently. What do you think, Bill?
[10:19] <Linkshot> Lylat'd, luls.
[10:19] <Tyrael64> Bill: Well John, there's no doubt about it that the Economy Chimera hit everybody hard this election. Lucario had a nice last-minute tech that kept him alive and on the edge, but Snake managed to C4 his way back onto the stage.
[10:20] <Tyrael64> Bill: But with a lot of voters expressing controversy over Governor Zelda's cross-dressing habits, some people are saying that her pick as VP could drag Snake down at the end of this election.
[10:22] <Tyrael64> John: Governor Zelda's crossdressing was validated earlier this month by a nonpartisan study that cleared her of all suspicion, but some voters are still unsure. Compared with that kind of scandal, some Independants seem to be fleeing into the Lucario-Sonic camp. What's your take on that, Bill?
[10:24] <Tyrael64> Bill: Well, at this point it's too early to tell. Lucario's got a reputation for staying on and fighting 'till the bitter end, so this is definitely an uphill fight for the Snake-Zelda ticket. But if he takes his shots wisely and casts enough doubt into voter minds, he might be able to turn something around.
[10:25] <Tyrael64> John: Right now, on Election Day, it's too early to tell. But with a White House dominated by the Red Team for the past 8 years, some people are ready for a change. WHOEVER this election goes to, it'll certainly go down in history for either electing the first Jackal president, or the first Princess vice-president.
[10:26] <Tyrael64> John: Here at the Smash News Network Election Center, we'll keep you updated every hour, on the hour with the latest results from Election Day 2008! Stay tuned to SNN, we'll be right back.
[10:26] <Tyrael64> *commercial break*
[10:10] <Tyrael64> Lucario is a Democrat.
[10:10] <G-Beast> lol
[10:10] <G-Beast> he probably is
[10:11] <Tyrael64> Over80% of his color affiliations are historically associated with Democratic symbology!
[10:11] <Tyrael64> What do you think, Bill?
[10:12] <Tyrael64> BilL: WEll John, Lucario's definitely a Democrat-leaning Smasher, no doubt about it. But that last white district could end up being a swing category--there's a lot of Independant bias there that could go either way.
[10:13] <G-Beast> well now that i think about it
[10:13] <G-Beast> Lucario probably dosent care about human government
[10:13] <Nuro> My Lucario is an Independant.
[10:13] <Tyrael64> John: That's true, Bill. Sometimes the swing states can come down to the wire. Remember the 2000 election between Charizard and Sonic?
[10:14] <Nuro> He's Ron Paul's nephew's friend.
[10:15] <Tyrael64> Bill: Oho, that was a close one! It took a long time for all of Animal Crossing's citizens to be counted and recounted--Charizard's threats to flame Democratic voters didn't help anything, either.
[10:17] <Tyrael64> Bill: But really John, this year it's all down to the wire between Lucario and Snake, the blue and the red. The match-up's looking pretty grim for Snake this late in the election. Lucario's three stocks ahead and Snake took a good 30% hit last week from that Troopergate scandal with his running mate Zelda.
[10:18] <Tyrael64> John: Mmmhm. Some analysts are saying that the stage gimped his recovery, probably permanently. What do you think, Bill?
[10:19] <Linkshot> Lylat'd, luls.
[10:19] <Tyrael64> Bill: Well John, there's no doubt about it that the Economy Chimera hit everybody hard this election. Lucario had a nice last-minute tech that kept him alive and on the edge, but Snake managed to C4 his way back onto the stage.
[10:20] <Tyrael64> Bill: But with a lot of voters expressing controversy over Governor Zelda's cross-dressing habits, some people are saying that her pick as VP could drag Snake down at the end of this election.
[10:22] <Tyrael64> John: Governor Zelda's crossdressing was validated earlier this month by a nonpartisan study that cleared her of all suspicion, but some voters are still unsure. Compared with that kind of scandal, some Independants seem to be fleeing into the Lucario-Sonic camp. What's your take on that, Bill?
[10:24] <Tyrael64> Bill: Well, at this point it's too early to tell. Lucario's got a reputation for staying on and fighting 'till the bitter end, so this is definitely an uphill fight for the Snake-Zelda ticket. But if he takes his shots wisely and casts enough doubt into voter minds, he might be able to turn something around.
[10:25] <Tyrael64> John: Right now, on Election Day, it's too early to tell. But with a White House dominated by the Red Team for the past 8 years, some people are ready for a change. WHOEVER this election goes to, it'll certainly go down in history for either electing the first Jackal president, or the first Princess vice-president.
[10:26] <Tyrael64> John: Here at the Smash News Network Election Center, we'll keep you updated every hour, on the hour with the latest results from Election Day 2008! Stay tuned to SNN, we'll be right back.
[10:26] <Tyrael64> *commercial break*