commonyoshi
Smash Hero
I have just noticed something very... peculiar... about our beloved and respected Professor Oak. Here're exerts from my journal (not a diary, but a journal).
Date: October 14th, 2006.
Check out this recent picture of him without his clever Dove makeup taken near the crimescene of a murder. He looks sinister almost, and it's safe to say this is clearly not the Oak we love. That Oak is just a mask. The real man has been hiding something all along...
Date: December 8th, 2006.
We were all at Oak's house for my birthday party. While everyone was having a good time downstairs, I had to take a piss so I snuck...sneaked, snooked...>_<. I discreetly went upstairs to pee. It was here that I peeked into a room because its door was ajar. I saw this:
The following message played out in front of me: "Ash, soon our plans for world domination will be complete. Everyone will acknowledge me to be the supreme ruler of earth once my pokemon controlling device is prepared. All I need is-"
Then I really had to take a piss then so I just left.
Date: December 31st, 2006/January 1st, 2007.
At his New Year's party, I find many things of interest in Oak's home with a little investigating.
A statue dedicated to himself. (useful for making us bow to his likeness once he rules the world, I'm sure)
What appears to be a training pod. An evil training pod.
And my worst fear. It's what seems to be COMPLETELY trained and obedient pokemon. He must have done it. He must have perfected his Pokemon Controlling Device. What can stop him now?
PS: I didn't recieve my kiss at midnight.
Date: January 22nd, 2007.
T-There's no way what I just saw was real. First, he calls someone to meet with him.
Then him and... ASH'S MOM... They... Those... sick, sick filthy people...@_@
Professor Oak is a sham! We must expose him for what he truely is, a fiend! I have no further comment on this issue and have tried to show what I saw with evidence that was as PG as possible.
Date: February 14th, 2007.
What the heck? Just what does he use that Pokemon Controlling Device for? Odd fettish.
Date: February 23rd, 2007.
There's no way I can get close to him for he is too well protected by his gangsta possie. I need all of your help in exposing Oak and taking him down.
Professor Oak has been lying to us all...
Date: October 14th, 2006.
Check out this recent picture of him without his clever Dove makeup taken near the crimescene of a murder. He looks sinister almost, and it's safe to say this is clearly not the Oak we love. That Oak is just a mask. The real man has been hiding something all along...
Date: December 8th, 2006.
We were all at Oak's house for my birthday party. While everyone was having a good time downstairs, I had to take a piss so I snuck...sneaked, snooked...>_<. I discreetly went upstairs to pee. It was here that I peeked into a room because its door was ajar. I saw this:
The following message played out in front of me: "Ash, soon our plans for world domination will be complete. Everyone will acknowledge me to be the supreme ruler of earth once my pokemon controlling device is prepared. All I need is-"
Then I really had to take a piss then so I just left.
Date: December 31st, 2006/January 1st, 2007.
At his New Year's party, I find many things of interest in Oak's home with a little investigating.
A statue dedicated to himself. (useful for making us bow to his likeness once he rules the world, I'm sure)
What appears to be a training pod. An evil training pod.
And my worst fear. It's what seems to be COMPLETELY trained and obedient pokemon. He must have done it. He must have perfected his Pokemon Controlling Device. What can stop him now?
PS: I didn't recieve my kiss at midnight.
Date: January 22nd, 2007.
T-There's no way what I just saw was real. First, he calls someone to meet with him.
Then him and... ASH'S MOM... They... Those... sick, sick filthy people...@_@
Professor Oak is a sham! We must expose him for what he truely is, a fiend! I have no further comment on this issue and have tried to show what I saw with evidence that was as PG as possible.
Date: February 14th, 2007.
What the heck? Just what does he use that Pokemon Controlling Device for? Odd fettish.
Date: February 23rd, 2007.
There's no way I can get close to him for he is too well protected by his gangsta possie. I need all of your help in exposing Oak and taking him down.
Professor Oak has been lying to us all...