Sliq
Smash Master
- Joined
- Jan 13, 2006
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Once a day I'm going to post a snippet of our conversations. Jiano has been logging our conversations for over 2 years, so there are plenty of gems and a LOT of good material, so sit back and enjoy!
Also, if anyone wants to format these so they're LEGIBLE, I'll edit my post with the formatting.
Chapter 018
Sun Jiano 3:53 pm
(3:53:17 PM): imma apply to kroger right now that you reminded me
(3:53:22 PM): my ****ing brother got an interview
(3:53:25 PM): and hes IN JAIL
Sliq1337 3:53 pm
(3:53:32 PM): DONT FORGET TO ACTUALLY GO TO IT
Sun Jiano 3:53 pm
(3:53:35 PM): lmao
Sun Jiano 4:02 pm
(4:02:50 PM): what the **** lol
(4:02:55 PM): im filling out an applicationj for kroger
(4:02:58 PM): they have
(4:03:03 PM): starting job title then ending
(4:03:10 PM): the starting has like ****load more room than ending
(4:03:12 PM): this makes no sense
Sliq1337 4:03 pm
(4:03:31 PM): i dont know why they would think anyone applying to kroger
(4:03:37 PM): has ever had a promotion worth mentioning
Sun Jiano 4:03 pm
(4:03:47 PM): i know right
Sun Jiano 4:06 pm
(4:06:21 PM): they want the exact date of when i worked
(4:06:22 PM): what da ****
(4:06:55 PM): normally id put 01 as the day but the month was april
(4:06:58 PM): and that didnt feel rite
(4:08:18 PM): List your major responsibilities at this job:
Sun Jiano 4:08 pm
(4:08:27 PM): Made Sandwiches
Sliq1337 4:09 pm
(4:09:45 PM): hahahahahahahahaha
(4:09:55 PM): hahahahaha
(4:09:59 PM): thats hilarious to me
Sun Jiano 4:10 pm
(4:10:27 PM): me too
(4:10:41 PM): i mean
(4:10:44 PM): what the **** am i supposed to put
(4:10:47 PM): i made sandwiches
(4:10:48 PM): thats it
Sliq1337 4:11 pm
(4:11:54 PM): oversaw sandwhich construction
(4:12:03 PM): manipulated ingredients
Sun Jiano 4:12 pm
(4:12:20 PM): lmao
Sun Jiano 4:14 pm
(4:14:27 PM): Did you work less than 32 hours per week on average during the last 6 months?
Yes
No
(4:14:34 PM): what kinda bullshiet question is that
(4:14:49 PM): it assumes you worked
Sun Jiano 4:16 pm
(4:16:33 PM): oh god one of those bull**** questionaires
(4:17:08 PM): You get angry more often than nervous
Strongly disagree
Disagree
Agree
Strongly agree
(4:17:10 PM): what..
Sliq1337 4:17 pm
(4:17:31 PM): just but but disagree
(4:17:34 PM): put*
Sun Jiano 4:17 pm
(4:17:37 PM): i did
(4:17:45 PM): i put that i talk a lot
(4:17:46 PM): lool
Sliq1337 4:17 pm
(4:17:54 PM): apparently, the manager at kroger has his doctorate in psychology
Sun Jiano 4:17 pm
(4:17:59 PM): apparently
(4:18:05 PM): im only on page 3 of 17
(4:18:07 PM): fuuuuck
(4:18:09 PM): 5x17
(4:18:10 PM): questions
(4:18:13 PM): of bull****
Sun Jiano 4:18 pm
(4:18:54 PM): You like to be in the middle of a big crowd
Strongly disagree
Disagree
Agree
Strongly agree
(4:18:56 PM): what...
(4:19:36 PM): i really dont know what im supposed to answer
Sliq1337 4:33 pm
(4:33:25 PM): disagree
(4:33:37 PM): being in a crowded area blows
(4:33:54 PM): dependent on the size of the crowd and who is in the crowd
Sun Jiano 4:35 pm
(4:35:37 PM): lol
(4:35:42 PM): but for a bull**** questionaire
(4:35:45 PM): bigr said to agree
Sliq1337 4:38 pm
(4:38:46 PM): o yea
(4:38:54 PM): the best answer is agree
(4:39:01 PM): because thats hwere u will be working
(4:39:13 PM): its not the honest answer tho
Sun Jiano 4:39 pm
(4:39:16 PM): lol
Sliq1337 4:47 pm
(4:47:43 PM): mention you have multiple world records
(4:47:48 PM): and are a ***
Chapter 017
[20:00] Sun Jiano: my god is awesome
[20:00] sliq1337: blame yourself or god
[20:00] Sun Jiano: we play hop scotch
[20:00] Sun Jiano: in my dreams
[20:00] Sun Jiano: he lets me win sometimes
[20:00] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:00] sliq1337: hahahahaha wtf
Chapter 016
sliq1337: imma cp you to pipes
[10:37] sliq1337: and be like
[10:37] sliq1337: o danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are caaaaaaaalling
[10:37] sliq1337: and then waveshine you up the up pipes
[12:13] Sun Jiano: lol
[12:36] sliq1337: cuz ur name is dan
[12:36] Sun Jiano: u
[12:43] sliq1337: dan dan the gay sex man
[12:43] sliq1337: thats you
[12:44] sliq1337: you should main dan after this
[12:44] Sun Jiano: kay
Chapter 015
Sliq1337: im sick
Sliq1337: well
Sliq1337: i feel sick
Sliq1337: im prolly not sick
Sliq1337: but im tired
Sun Jiano: you butt
Sliq1337: and my eyes hurt and itch at the same time
Sliq1337: and i have a headache
Sun Jiano: punch it
Sun Jiano: whenever i have some sort of pain i just punch the effected area
Sun Jiano: til it feels better
Chapter 014
[17:39] Sun Jiano: sliq boi
[17:40] sliq1337: watt
[17:40] Sun Jiano: are you having problems with your internet
[17:40] Sun Jiano: or do you just like sighing on and off
[17:40] sliq1337: no y
[17:40] Sun Jiano: constantly
[17:40] Sun Jiano: signing
[17:46] sliq1337: u
[17:47] Sun Jiano: u
[18:14] sliq1337: os just said melee is boring
[18:15] sliq1337: RAGNARK1 (6:07:50 PM): man
RAGNARK1 (6:07:51 PM): Melee is boring
[18:15] Sun Jiano: lol
[18:16] Sun Jiano: man
[18:16] Sun Jiano: brawk makes me wanna commit suicide
[18:16] Sun Jiano: brawk
[18:16] Sun Jiano: lol
[19:48] Sun Jiano: supuupu
[20:03] Sun Jiano: sliq
[20:03] Sun Jiano: sliq
[20:03] sliq1337: watt
[20:03] Sun Jiano: sup
[20:03] sliq1337: T_T
[20:04] Sun Jiano: house makes me laf sometimes
[20:05] sliq1337: yes
[20:05] sliq1337: is it on
[20:05] Sun Jiano: ya
[20:09] sliq1337: imissed the beginnung
[20:09] sliq1337: why was that fat old dr there
[20:11] Sun Jiano: house is in new york
[20:11] Sun Jiano: i think
[20:11] sliq1337: o
[20:11] sliq1337: y
[20:11] Sun Jiano: he was in amotorcycle acident
[20:11] sliq1337: o
[20:11] Sun Jiano: and was roomed with this dude
[20:11] Sun Jiano: that is braindead
[20:11] sliq1337: wut a ****
[20:13] Sun Jiano: heroes reference
[20:13] sliq1337: o shi
[20:15] Sun Jiano: that would suck a *****
[20:15] sliq1337: well yeah
[20:16] sliq1337: mos def makes a good "guy that cant move" guy
[20:16] Sun Jiano: hahha;'
[20:18] sliq1337: mos def makes a good karate master
[20:18] Sun Jiano: yes
[20:18] sliq1337: big d makes a good mos def
[20:19] Sun Jiano: yesd
[20:19] sliq1337: mos def makes a good guy that cant blink
[20:19] Sun Jiano: yes
[20:20] Sun Jiano: butts ubutss
[20:20] sliq1337: wtf
[20:20] Sun Jiano: holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy****
[20:20] sliq1337: wat
[20:21] Sun Jiano: butts
[20:21] sliq1337: T_T
[20:21] Sun Jiano: ^_^_^_^
[20:21] sliq1337: wtf
[20:21] Sun Jiano: <(^_^)>
[20:22] sliq1337: 3===D ( Y )D:
[20:22] sliq1337: ****
[20:22] Sun Jiano: wga tge ****
[20:22] Sun Jiano: ( o ) ( o )
[20:25] Sun Jiano: xxx wife
[20:28] Sun Jiano: up down
[20:28] Sun Jiano: up down
[20:29] Sun Jiano: up up down down left right left right B A
[20:29] Sun Jiano: oh ****z
[20:36] sliq1337: i had heavy metal poisoning once
[20:36] sliq1337: after i listend to some mother****ing
[20:36] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:36] sliq1337: SYSTEM OF A DOWN
[20:36] Sun Jiano: goods hit
[20:38] sliq1337: jiano
[20:38] sliq1337: im naked
[20:38] sliq1337: confrim/deny
[20:38] Sun Jiano: confirm
[20:40] Sun Jiano: zomg didnt see that coming
[20:40] sliq1337: i hope house solves it with 5 minutes left to g
[20:40] sliq1337: o
[20:40] Sun Jiano: yeah
[20:40] sliq1337: i hope mos def karate chops house
[20:40] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:41] sliq1337: house is urien
[20:41] sliq1337: hes gonna tackle tackle headbutt mos def
[20:41] Sun Jiano: that would be amazing
[20:41] Sun Jiano: id be like
[20:41] Sun Jiano: that is amazing
[20:42] sliq1337: mos def is gonna karakusa the **** out of house
[20:42] sliq1337: the kutner is going to hammer mountain 18
[20:43] Sun Jiano: HAMMER MOUNTAINNN
[20:43] sliq1337: i gave ur mom the hammer mountain
[20:43] sliq1337: in the ******
[20:43] Sun Jiano: gross
[20:44] Sun Jiano: house is like
[20:44] Sun Jiano: im a ******
[20:45] sliq1337: lol
[20:45] Sun Jiano: someone is gay for house
[20:46] sliq1337: he said mastubatory
[20:46] sliq1337: then i touched myself
[20:46] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:46] sliq1337: in the **** region
Chapter 013
[17:57] Sun Jiano: sup
[17:57] sliq1337: yo
[17:57] sliq1337: u ****butt
[17:58] Sun Jiano: k
[17:58] sliq1337: lol
[18:06] Sun Jiano: areyou doin hw
[18:07] Sun Jiano: do you still watch heroes?
[18:08] sliq1337: yes
[18:08] sliq1337: why
[18:10] Sun Jiano: its bad
[18:10] sliq1337: lol
[18:10] sliq1337: its better than ur show
[18:10] Sun Jiano: no
[18:10] Sun Jiano: its not
[18:10] Sun Jiano: i could **** out a btter show
[18:10] Sun Jiano: out of my ***
[18:11] Sun Jiano: obviously
[18:11] sliq1337: T_T
[18:12] sliq1337: do it ******
[18:12] Sun Jiano: y
[18:12] sliq1337: i wanna watch ur poop show
[18:12] Sun Jiano: u want me to video tape me
[18:12] Sun Jiano: takin a ****
[18:12] sliq1337: no wtf thats gross
[18:12] sliq1337: poop out that show tho
[18:12] Sun Jiano: that is the show
[18:12] Sun Jiano: me takin a ****
[18:12] Sun Jiano: > heroes
[18:12] sliq1337: thats not better
[18:12] sliq1337: i strongly disagree with that
[18:12] Sun Jiano: wanna bet
[18:13] sliq1337: although i havent seen it
[18:13] sliq1337: link
[18:13] Sun Jiano: neg
[18:13] sliq1337: lolol
[18:13] Sun Jiano: man next time i see u
[18:13] Sun Jiano: imma dempshee row u
[18:14] sliq1337: omfg
[18:14] sliq1337: D:
[18:25] sliq1337: Sliq1337 (6:23:31 PM): os u gonna look into sf4 at all
RAGNARK1 (6:23:40 PM): yes
Sliq1337 (6:24:07 PM): ...you're going to ruin it, aren't you
[18:25] sliq1337: RAGNARK1 (6:24:50 PM): yes
[18:28] Sun Jiano: lol
[18:28] Sun Jiano: he will like it
[18:28] Sun Jiano: it looks campy
[18:28] sliq1337: yeah it does
[18:28] sliq1337: im going to pick whoever handles projectiles the best
[18:28] sliq1337: so i dont kill myself
[18:28] Sun Jiano: why does os play fighting games?
[18:28] Sun Jiano: if he doesn like the fighting part
[18:29] sliq1337: hahahaha
Chapter 012
[19:38] sliq1337: gross
[19:38] sliq1337: http://www.onemanga.com/Hunter_X_Hunter/160/14/
[19:38] Sun Jiano: pwned
[19:38] Sun Jiano: i love the censorship
[19:38] Sun Jiano: they need to use the ****ing real volume
[19:38] Sun Jiano: instead of the one from jump
[19:39] Sun Jiano: im like reading
[19:39] Sun Jiano: then theres just ahuge block of blackness
[19:39] Sun Jiano: im like wut
[19:41] sliq1337: wut censorship
[19:41] Sun Jiano: wtf
[19:41] Sun Jiano: look at the page you just linked me
[19:41] Sun Jiano: do you not see the huge black thin
[19:42] sliq1337: i hadnt noticed it before
[19:42] sliq1337: also
[19:42] sliq1337: http://www.onemanga.com/Hunter_X_Hunter/161/10/
[19:42] sliq1337: "ur gonna get *****"
[19:42] Sun Jiano: lol
[19:42] Sun Jiano: ****
[19:42] Sun Jiano: this part is awesome
[19:43] Sun Jiano: any part with hisoka is
[19:43] Sun Jiano: super extreme dodgeball
[19:44] sliq1337: man i liked yu yu hakusho
[19:44] sliq1337: when they just fought *****s
[19:44] sliq1337: and kuwabara was awesome
[19:44] Sun Jiano: lol
[19:47] sliq1337: god **** kuwabara was awesome
[19:47] sliq1337: he was like
[19:47] sliq1337: fighting *****es with laser swords
[19:47] sliq1337: and he had a kitty
[19:47] Sun Jiano: yep
[19:48] Sun Jiano: butts
[19:50] sliq1337: o man
[19:51] sliq1337: laser took one to the face
[19:51] sliq1337: with his ****ing broke dodgeball
[19:51] Sun Jiano: lol
[19:51] sliq1337: hahahahaha
[19:51] sliq1337: guy got froed
[19:52] sliq1337: wtf
[19:52] sliq1337: the ball turned in the air
[19:54] sliq1337: o ****
[19:54] sliq1337: hes gonna use rock
[19:55] sliq1337: o man
[19:55] sliq1337: it would be awesome
[19:55] sliq1337: if he just obliterates the ball
[19:56] sliq1337: o man
[19:56] sliq1337: hisoka **** all over lasers dreams
[19:56] Sun Jiano: lool
[19:56] sliq1337: or reaiza
[19:56] sliq1337: wtf they keep going back and forth
[19:56] sliq1337: with these names
[19:57] Sun Jiano: reaiza
[19:57] Sun Jiano: is the same thing as laser
[19:57] Sun Jiano: its like light and raito
[19:57] Sun Jiano: its just the way it sounds in japanese
[19:59] sliq1337: o shiiiit
[19:59] sliq1337: i know
[19:59] sliq1337: but its annoying
[19:59] sliq1337: im like
[19:59] sliq1337: who the **** is o its that guy
[19:59] sliq1337: they do it in like every ****in manga
[19:59] sliq1337: and im like
[19:59] sliq1337: wtf is going on
[20:00] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:00] sliq1337: WTF
[20:00] Sun Jiano: different translators
[20:00] sliq1337: http://www.onemanga.com/Hunter_X_Hunter/166/15/
[20:00] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:02] sliq1337: hahahahaha
[20:02] sliq1337: gons like
[20:02] sliq1337: well i suppose i should do it the best now
[20:02] sliq1337: and the guys like
[20:02] sliq1337: fuuuuuuuck
[20:04] sliq1337: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:04] sliq1337: hisoka is just like
[20:04] sliq1337: supe guys
[20:04] sliq1337: all my fingers are broken
[20:04] sliq1337: <3
[20:04] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:32] sliq1337: check it out
[20:32] sliq1337: killuas super
[20:32] sliq1337: http://www.onemanga.com/Hunter_X_Hunter/178/03/
[20:35] Sun Jiano: pooned
[20:37] sliq1337: ok so
[20:37] sliq1337: biscuit is huge
[20:37] sliq1337: killua qon
[20:37] sliq1337: won
[20:37] sliq1337: and gon is getting murdered
[20:37] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:41] sliq1337: omfg
[20:41] sliq1337: im at the part where he gave up his hand
[20:43] Sun Jiano: pwned
[20:43] Sun Jiano: gud thing hes ina mmorph
[20:43] Sun Jiano: mmorpg
[20:48] sliq1337: but he aint
[20:48] sliq1337: its teh real world bro
[20:49] Sun Jiano: greed island?
[20:51] sliq1337: yeah
[20:51] sliq1337: dun u remember
[20:51] sliq1337: its an island
[20:51] sliq1337: a real one
[20:52] sliq1337: and all the cards n spells n **** are nen
[20:52] sliq1337: created by ***
[20:52] sliq1337: o ****
[20:53] sliq1337: the drawings turned to ****
[20:53] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:55] sliq1337: someone mustve smashed this guys hands with hammers or something
[20:57] Sun Jiano: smashzored
[20:59] sliq1337: lolol
[20:59] sliq1337: http://www.onemanga.com/Hunter_X_Hunter/185/07/
[21:00] sliq1337: who the **** is kaito
[21:00] sliq1337: o shi
[21:00] sliq1337: he couldve met his dad if he used magnetic force
[21:00] Sun Jiano: wut
[21:00] sliq1337: wut a ***** move
[21:01] sliq1337: his dad told the operator chick to let him meet him
[21:01] sliq1337: if he takes out magnetic force
[21:01] sliq1337: but if he pulls out accompany to send him to kaito (who i dont know who that is)
[21:02] Sun Jiano: kaito is the guy from the first episode right
[21:03] Sun Jiano: btw thats where the anime ends
[21:03] Sun Jiano: im like
[21:03] Sun Jiano: wtf
[21:03] sliq1337: hahahaha
[21:03] sliq1337: its like
[21:03] sliq1337: akagi
[21:03] sliq1337: no one knows how it ended
[21:03] sliq1337: and neither will u
[21:03] sliq1337: and ur like
[21:03] sliq1337: wtf
[21:04] Sun Jiano: well you know he aint gonna lose
[21:04] Sun Jiano: its just not in his blood
[21:04] Sun Jiano: GET IT
[21:04] sliq1337: WTF
[21:04] sliq1337: there is like
[21:04] sliq1337: some weird insect thing
[21:05] sliq1337: i am the queen WTF IS THIS
[21:05] Sun Jiano: lol
[21:05] Sun Jiano: next arc start
[21:08] sliq1337: yeah
[21:08] sliq1337: but
[21:08] sliq1337: seriously
[21:08] sliq1337: wtf
[21:09] sliq1337: thats like
[21:09] sliq1337: dbz
[21:09] sliq1337: next arc
[21:09] sliq1337: mr t's socks are on fire
[21:09] sliq1337: how will goku deal with mr t's socks being on fire
[21:09] sliq1337: will mr t pity a fool
[21:09] Sun Jiano: lol
[21:09] sliq1337: find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z
[21:10] sliq1337: and im here thinking
[21:10] sliq1337: wtf where is this going
[21:10] sliq1337: man
[21:10] sliq1337: this guy is drawing like sweet dee
[21:10] Sun Jiano: indeed
[21:10] Sun Jiano: and it dont get better
[21:10] Sun Jiano: its like bleach now
[21:11] sliq1337: wut
[21:11] Sun Jiano: well not THAT bad
[21:11] Sun Jiano: he still at least tries to draw backrounds
[21:11] sliq1337: o
[21:11] sliq1337: hahahaha
Chapter 011
Sun Jiano: i had to go to teh hospital this summer and they said it wouldnt cost me anything because i have no income
Sun Jiano: and no theyre like wheres our money
Sun Jiano: im like you guys are butts
Sliq1337: just go to a free clinic *******
Sliq1337: its like a pokecenter
Sliq1337: but with more gunshot victims
Chapter 010
[22:20] sliq1337: i did the ****ign g gundam quote over the phone
[22:20] sliq1337: like
[22:20] sliq1337: in front of everyone in my class
[22:20] sliq1337: and they were like
[22:20] sliq1337: wuts going on dood
[22:20] sliq1337: and im like
[22:20] sliq1337: dont worry about it or ill shining finger u
[22:20] sliq1337: and they were like watt
[22:20] sliq1337: so i shining fingered them
[22:20] sliq1337: that sounds gross
[22:20] Sun Jiano: hahahaha
[19:49] sliq1337: my april fools joke was to masturbate
Sliq1337 (7:50:08 PM): and now
Sliq1337 (7:50:09 PM): wait for it
Sliq1337 (7:50:12 PM): THE JOKES ON ME
[19:59] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:13] sliq1337: we should do one piece the abridged series
[20:13] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:13] Sun Jiano: its been done
[20:13] Sun Jiano: 4kids did it
[20:13] sliq1337: o yea
Chapter 009
[22:46] Sun Jiano: ur maing a computer outta wood?
[22:46] sliq1337: and i got bamboo paneling on the sides
[22:47] sliq1337: because i think it looks ****ing awesome
[22:47] Sun Jiano: dude
[22:47] sliq1337: and bamboo is sustainable = good for the environment
[22:47] Sun Jiano: you cant make a computer outta wood
[22:47] Sun Jiano: sorry to break the news
[22:47] sliq1337: T_T
[22:47] sliq1337: the case u ****
[22:47] Sun Jiano: o
[22:47] Sun Jiano: lol
[22:47] Sun Jiano: real men dont use a case
[22:47] Sun Jiano: ..
[22:47] sliq1337: T_T
[22:47] Sun Jiano: you should make a raft
[22:47] Sun Jiano: outta bamboo
[22:47] sliq1337: that video i sent u
[22:47] sliq1337: u might as well skip to the end
[22:47] sliq1337: when hes like
[22:47] sliq1337: LOOK ITS BENT
[22:48] sliq1337: because i know u dun give a **** how it is dune
[22:48] sliq1337: done
[22:48] Sun Jiano: lol
[22:48] Sun Jiano: well
[22:48] Sun Jiano: you don need to bend anything
[22:48] Sun Jiano: just use 6 pieces o wood
[22:48] sliq1337: u still have to bend it dude
[22:48] Sun Jiano: no
[22:48] Sun Jiano: you dont
[22:48] sliq1337: with the c clamps
[22:49] Sun Jiano: look
[22:49] sliq1337: watch at ****ing 3:30 in that video
[22:49] Sun Jiano: |____|
[22:49] Sun Jiano: theres ur case
[22:49] sliq1337: my form aint a box
[22:49] Sun Jiano: well you should
[22:49] sliq1337: box = boring
[22:49] Sun Jiano: uh
[22:49] Sun Jiano: box = fits in places
[22:49] Sun Jiano: it meant to
[22:49] Sun Jiano: might as well make ur case outta fireworks
[22:49] sliq1337: my computer could FIT inside a computer in our tech lab
[22:50] sliq1337: case and all
[22:50] Sun Jiano: its probably a piece o shiet
[22:50] sliq1337: the tower for it is fuggin giant
[22:50] sliq1337: mine is like
[22:50] Sun Jiano: so
[22:50] sliq1337: a decent enough size to put **** in it
[22:50] sliq1337: but not
[22:50] Sun Jiano: ur makin a fancy pants case
[22:50] sliq1337: 40 stories tall
[22:50] sliq1337: yes
[22:50] Sun Jiano: why dont you just use plastic
[22:50] sliq1337: plastic is made of perteleom
[22:50] sliq1337: ie oil
[22:50] Sun Jiano: so what
[22:51] sliq1337: ie costs a **** ton
[22:51] sliq1337: and is not sustainable
[22:51] sliq1337: plus its a concept project
[22:51] Sun Jiano: the faster we use the oil the faster we gotta find somethin new
[22:51] Sun Jiano: lol
[22:51] sliq1337: we already have ****
[22:51] sliq1337: u can use
[22:51] Sun Jiano: use steel
[22:51] sliq1337: we just have to wait until that ****
[22:51] sliq1337: is less expensive
[22:51] sliq1337: then oil
[22:51] Sun Jiano: or rion
[22:51] Sun Jiano: iron
[22:51] sliq1337: iron wtf
[22:51] Sun Jiano: hahaha
[22:51] Sun Jiano: ur case weighs like 200 lbs
[22:51] sliq1337: this isnt ancient rome
[22:52] Sun Jiano: hahah
[22:52] Sun Jiano: use something
[22:52] Sun Jiano: that aint ****ty
[22:52] Sun Jiano: like wood
[22:52] sliq1337: bamboo is awesome
[22:53] Sun Jiano: for makin rafts
[22:53] sliq1337: (Link: http://www.cheaplaptops.org.uk/wp-c...t/laptopimg/2007/11/ecobook-bamboo-laptop.jpg
[22:53] sliq1337: ignore the url
[22:53] sliq1337: this aint cheap
[22:53] sliq1337: but it is awesome
[22:53] sliq1337: and sustainable as ****
[22:53] sliq1337: since it takes 2 days
[22:53] sliq1337: for bamboo to go from
[22:53] sliq1337: cut down
[22:53] sliq1337: to fully grown
[22:53] Sun Jiano: yeah bamboo sucks
[22:54] sliq1337: im going to make it out of *****
[22:54] sliq1337: then ud like it
[22:54] Sun Jiano: hohohoho
[22:57] sliq1337: then ill paint zoro on the side
[22:57] sliq1337: with a curleh mustache
[22:57] sliq1337: swing 3 huge roses
[22:57] sliq1337: swinging*
[22:57] Sun Jiano: haha
[22:57] Sun Jiano: i want it
[22:57] sliq1337: lol
[23:11] Sun Jiano: so
[23:11] Sun Jiano: about this saturday
[00:22] Sun Jiano: fine den
[00:22] Sun Jiano: did you learn how to bend wood yet
[00:22] sliq1337: i "know" what im going to do
[00:23] sliq1337: i dont know if itll work
[00:23] Sun Jiano: you got this
[00:23] sliq1337: since my form is complex
[00:23] sliq1337: ill find out when i try it
[00:23] sliq1337: and it dont work
[00:23] sliq1337: then ill prolly mold acrylic using a heat gun
[00:23] sliq1337: as a back up plan
[00:23] sliq1337: melting plastic with hair dryers is the ****
[00:27] Sun Jiano: man
[00:27] Sun Jiano: u sound like ur some kinda
[00:27] Sun Jiano: i dunno
[00:28] sliq1337: amazing guy
[00:28] sliq1337: that can build anything
[00:28] sliq1337: yeah
[00:28] sliq1337: pretty much
[00:28] sliq1337: im franky
[00:28] sliq1337: SUPAAAAAAAAA
[00:28] sliq1337: cutty fram
[00:28] sliq1337: wan pisu
[00:29] Sun Jiano: supppppaaaa
[00:29] Sun Jiano: god ur breakin my balls here
[00:30] Sun Jiano: now i wanna watch one piece
[00:30] sliq1337: hahaha
Chapter 008
[22:06] Sun Jiano: steelers are about to win
[22:06] Sun Jiano: theyre a bunch of ******s
[22:06] Sun Jiano: they dont fight like gentlemen
[22:07] sliq1337: hahaha
[22:07] sliq1337: dude dun worry
[22:07] sliq1337: dudes gonna be like
[22:08] sliq1337: Za WARUDO
[22:08] Sun Jiano: lol
[22:08] Sun Jiano: its game over
[22:08] sliq1337: o shi
[22:08] sliq1337: did he za warudo
[22:08] Sun Jiano: no
[22:08] Sun Jiano: he tried to
[22:08] Sun Jiano: but he fumbled it
[22:08] sliq1337: hahaha
[22:08] sliq1337: wut a ******
[22:08] sliq1337: sounds like me
[22:08] sliq1337: at pound 3
[22:08] sliq1337: o
[22:08] sliq1337: i made myself sad
[22:08] Sun Jiano: hahaha
Chapter 007 (Convo from TODAY, 11/4/09)
[18:38] sliq1337: i think it would be funny if yusuke accidentally blew up keiko during foreplay
[18:38] Sun Jiano: wtf
[18:38] Sun Jiano: spirit shotguna
[18:38] sliq1337: hes not fisting her wtf
[18:38] sliq1337: i said foreplay
[18:39] Sun Jiano: lol
[18:39] Sun Jiano: =D
[18:39] sliq1337: D=
[18:39] Sun Jiano: =D=
[18:39] sliq1337: o ****
[18:39] sliq1337: time paradoz
[18:40] Sun Jiano: paradoz
[18:40] sliq1337: inb4paradoz
[18:40] sliq1337: ****
Chapter 006
[12:59] Sun Jiano: (Link to Gohan and Piccolo having gay sex)
[12:59] sliq1337: dude im ****ing in class
[12:59] Sun Jiano: hahahahaaha
[12:59] sliq1337: WTF
[12:59] Sun Jiano: theyre gonna think ur gay
[12:59] sliq1337: I almost typed
[12:59] sliq1337: hey is this sfw
[12:59] sliq1337: but then i thought
[12:59] sliq1337: naw, jiano isnt that stupid
[13:00] sliq1337: to send me something graphic
[13:00] Sun Jiano: did anyone see it
[13:00] sliq1337: at 1 IN THE ****ING AFTERNOON
[13:00] sliq1337: i dont know i aint turning around
[13:00] Sun Jiano: haahaha
[13:00] Sun Jiano: theyre like
[13:00] sliq1337: and looking at the face of doom
[13:00] Sun Jiano: wtf is this guys problem
[13:00] Sun Jiano: im laughing irl
[13:00] sliq1337: i hope u die
[13:00] Sun Jiano: really hard
[13:01] sliq1337: get aids
[13:01] Sun Jiano: hahhha
[13:01] sliq1337: im going to **** in a box and mail it to u
[13:01] sliq1337: and put a bomb in there too
[13:01] Sun Jiano: gross
[13:01] sliq1337: so it exploded poop in ur face
[13:01] Sun Jiano: jk
[13:01] sliq1337: gun jumping
[13:01] sliq1337: im going to fist u for sending me that
[13:02] Sun Jiano: plz
[13:02] Sun Jiano: u know u like dbz pron
[13:03] Sun Jiano: admit it
[13:03] sliq1337: T_T
God**** you Jiano. God**** you.
Chapter 005
[23:18] Sun Jiano: [23:18] Sun Jiano: i knocked him out at the championship to save you from his wrath
[23:18] dope hmm: he has no wrath
[23:18] dope hmm: hes got a girl friend
[23:18] sliq1337: wtf
[23:18] sliq1337: who r u talking about
[23:19] Sun Jiano: darkrain
[23:19] sliq1337: hahahaha
[23:20] Sun Jiano: [23:19] Sun Jiano: big r is gonna show you the new bird in town
[23:19] Sun Jiano: and his name is kirkq
[23:20] sliq1337: hahahahaha
[23:22] sliq1337: jiano
[23:22] sliq1337: a/s/l
[23:22] Sun Jiano: 18/m/namek
[23:22] sliq1337: hahahah namek
[23:22] sliq1337: r u green dood lol
[23:23] Sun Jiano: yeah
[23:23] Sun Jiano: wanna cyber
[23:23] Sun Jiano: i got like 10 *****
[23:23] sliq1337: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[23:23] sliq1337: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[23:23] sliq1337: o man
[23:23] sliq1337: we should print a book
[23:23] sliq1337: with our convos in them
[23:23] Sun Jiano: i already did
[23:23] Sun Jiano: im on volume 5 now
[23:23] sliq1337: u ***!
[23:23] sliq1337: hey jiano
[23:24] sliq1337: read asklepios u mother ****er
[23:24] Sun Jiano: read it to me
[23:24] sliq1337: NO
[23:24] sliq1337: me and juke are going to play 3rd strike on the way to msym
[23:24] sliq1337: and ur not invited
[23:24] Sun Jiano: have fun at msym
[23:24] sliq1337: now ur acting like os
[23:25] sliq1337: jiano
[23:25] sliq1337: i know ur tough an all
[23:25] Sun Jiano: thx
[23:25] sliq1337: but i dont htink you can beat up thousands of armor piercing bullets with only your face
[23:25] Sun Jiano: im kneeing my desk as we talk
[23:25] sliq1337: hahahahaha
[23:25] sliq1337: im urien headbutting by tv
[23:25] Sun Jiano: oh ****
[23:25] sliq1337: and now im urien cleaning up my broken tv
[23:26] Sun Jiano: [23:25] dope hmm: thats ok
[23:25] dope hmm: thats what i wanted
[23:25] dope hmm: kids takin my ****
[23:25] dope hmm: so i can pull out the new ****
[23:26] dope hmm: at ease
[23:26] sliq1337: wut
[23:26] sliq1337: i pulled out of ur mom
[23:26] sliq1337: and then put it in her butt
[23:26] sliq1337: and she pooped my ****
[23:26] sliq1337: hahahahahaha
[23:26] sliq1337: im laffing at my own words
[23:27] sliq1337: "thats how u know when ur really funny; when you make yourself laff" -jiano-
[23:27] Sun Jiano: lol
[23:27] Sun Jiano: that is a good quote
[23:28] Sun Jiano: but you misquoted it
[23:28] Sun Jiano: i dont use semi colons
[23:28] sliq1337: its meant to represent hte space bewteen messages ********
[23:28] Sun Jiano: you shoulda used a comma
[23:28] Sun Jiano: thats what i woulda done
[23:28] sliq1337: yeah you also would have had no power for like 5 days
[23:28] sliq1337: and thats ********
[23:28] sliq1337: like u
[23:28] Sun Jiano: hey fuyck u
[23:29] sliq1337: goods hit
[23:29] Sun Jiano: mister mastering wii bowling for months
[23:29] sliq1337: D:
[23:29] sliq1337: jiano u master nothing cept being a ******
[23:30] Sun Jiano: which im the best at
[23:30] Sun Jiano: so gte froed
[23:31] sliq1337: u know who else is a ******
[23:31] sliq1337: OS
[23:31] sliq1337: u wanna be like OS JIANO
[23:31] Sun Jiano: no
[23:31] Sun Jiano: os is like
[23:31] sliq1337: I HURD U GUYS ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME GUY
[23:31] Sun Jiano: one of those drug dealers
[23:31] Sun Jiano: who sell the coke
[23:31] Sun Jiano: im the guy everyone gives their money to
[23:31] sliq1337: hahaha
[23:31] Sun Jiano: entirely different levels
[23:31] Sun Jiano: of ******
[23:32] sliq1337: goods hit ******
[23:33] Sun Jiano: lol
[23:33] sliq1337: darkrain nice.jpg
[23:33] Sun Jiano: oh ****
[23:33] Sun Jiano: my desktoip
[23:33] sliq1337: hahahahaha
[23:33] Sun Jiano: backround
[23:33] sliq1337: i need a screen cap
[23:33] sliq1337: of that as ur desktop
[23:33] Sun Jiano: lol
[23:43] sliq1337: DANCING TIME
[00:10] Sun Jiano: sliq
[00:10] Sun Jiano: go to google
[00:10] Sun Jiano: search ssbm sucks
[00:14] Sun Jiano: sliq
[00:15] sliq1337: y
[00:16] sliq1337: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
(At the time, googling "ssbm sucks" brought up, "Do you mean 'ssbb sucks'?".
Chapter 004
[20:10] sliq1337: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z247/Sliq111/GIF/Jojo.gif
[20:10] Sun Jiano: oraoraoraoraora
[20:10] Sun Jiano: ATATATATATATA
[20:10] Sun Jiano: mudamudamudamuda
[20:11] sliq1337: ZA WARUDO
[20:11] Sun Jiano: wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[20:12] sliq1337: gimme 5 mins
[20:12] sliq1337: then imma brag
[20:13] Sun Jiano: about what
[20:13] Sun Jiano: oh ok
[20:15] Sun Jiano: NINGEN ****A
[20:25] sliq1337: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z247/Sliq111/Design Work/Page10copy.jpg
[20:25] sliq1337: jiano u wish u were this pro at anything
[20:25] sliq1337: step off
[20:25] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:26] Sun Jiano: what is it
[20:26] sliq1337: usb jump drive
[20:26] sliq1337: a family of form
[20:26] sliq1337: all day
[20:26] sliq1337: id buy this jump drive
[20:26] sliq1337: and put porn on it
[20:26] sliq1337: tee hee
[20:26] sliq1337: chun li nice.jpg
[22:24] sliq1337: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z247/Sliq111/Untitled-1.jpg
[22:26] Sun Jiano: lolol
[22:26] sliq1337: oh leorio
[22:26] Sun Jiano: hahaha
[22:26] sliq1337: when doesnt ur butt feel weird
[22:27] sliq1337: my butt feels painful from sitting on it
[22:27] sliq1337: in front of my computer for like a million years
[22:28] Sun Jiano: ...
[22:28] sliq1337: and from all of the gay sex i like to have
[22:28] sliq1337: T_T
[22:28] sliq1337: read asklepios ******
[22:28] sliq1337: also who is driving to smym
[22:28] sliq1337: not it
[22:28] sliq1337: also
[22:28] sliq1337: is it the week after next?
[22:29] Sun Jiano: wtf
[22:29] Sun Jiano: we arent ridin with u
[22:29] Sun Jiano: yes
[22:29] sliq1337: D:
[22:29] Sun Jiano: u can ride with big diesel
[22:30] sliq1337: yay
[22:30] sliq1337: me and juke are going to play 3s the whole way up
[22:30] sliq1337: on my laptop
[22:30] sliq1337: too bad ur not riding with me
[22:30] sliq1337: what a shame
[22:34] Sun Jiano: i got souroush
[22:34] Sun Jiano: nuff said
[22:36] sliq1337: yeah
[22:36] sliq1337: gl with that
[22:36] sliq1337: if he says peanut butter once
[22:36] sliq1337: im going to light him on fire
[22:36] sliq1337: i swear to god
[22:36] Sun Jiano: hahahaah
Chapter 003
(Jiano emailed me, and I found out his email is Jiano Cage)
[23:33] sliq1337: cage
[23:33] sliq1337: wtf is this ****
[23:33] Sun Jiano: dont worry about it
[23:33] sliq1337: lolololol
[23:33] Sun Jiano: i was into mortal kombat
[23:33] Sun Jiano: at the time
[23:33] sliq1337: hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahhaahahhaha
[23:33] sliq1337: thats the best thing i ever saw
[23:34] sliq1337: hahaha
[23:43] sliq1337: jiano cage
[23:43] sliq1337: finish him
[23:43] Sun Jiano: a small amount of static can ruin your **** (talking about computer components)
[23:43] sliq1337: imma rub my feet all over ur carpet
[23:43] sliq1337: then put my **** in ur dvd drive
[23:43] Sun Jiano: hahaahh
[23:43] sliq1337: digital vaginal disc
[23:44] Sun Jiano: that sounds painful
[23:44] sliq1337: im sure it will be
[23:44] sliq1337: but itll ne worht it
[23:44] Sun Jiano: hahaha
[23:44] Sun Jiano: my brother pc in the other room
[23:44] Sun Jiano: the cats go in it
[23:44] Sun Jiano: IN HIS PC
[23:44] Sun Jiano: its gonna die soon
[23:44] Sun Jiano: btw you betteter crop that picture
[23:44] Sun Jiano: or your teacher is gonna know you torrent stuff
[23:44] sliq1337: hahahahahaha
[23:45] sliq1337: u should have had chun li nice.jpg opened in a tab
[23:45] sliq1337: as a joke
[23:45] sliq1337: i wouldve loled
[23:46] Sun Jiano: hahah
[23:46] Sun Jiano: sry
[23:46] Sun Jiano: i was too busy
[23:46] Sun Jiano: writin about aegis reflector
[23:47] Sun Jiano: imma poop in ur butt
[23:49] sliq1337: lolollol
[23:49] sliq1337: lol jiano cage
[23:49] sliq1337: i still think thats very very funny
[23:51] Sun Jiano: lmao
[23:51] Sun Jiano: i thought it was bad ***
[23:51] Sun Jiano: it was
[23:51] Sun Jiano: and still is
[23:51] Sun Jiano: **** too bad my signature isnt still there
[23:51] Sun Jiano: it was ********
[23:52] sliq1337: lolol
[23:54] Sun Jiano: i came up with jiano when i was like 10
[23:54] Sun Jiano: im ******
[23:54] Sun Jiano: maybe i was meant to be italian
[23:54] sliq1337: isnt jiano the name of some dude from dynasty warriors or something
[23:54] sliq1337: also i came up with sliq
[23:54] sliq1337: for perfect dark
[23:54] sliq1337: that was mah perfect dark name
[23:54] sliq1337: for stats n ****
[23:55] Sun Jiano: sun jian is
[23:55] Sun Jiano: perfect dark owns
[23:55] sliq1337: o
[23:55] sliq1337: yes
[23:55] sliq1337: i ****ing hated the laptop gun
[23:55] sliq1337: my friends were ******s
[00:00] Sun Jiano: lol
[00:01] Sun Jiano: yea that ones my favorite
[00:03] sliq1337: lololol
[00:05] sliq1337: RAGNARK1 (12:04:30 AM): my job hours were cut down
RAGNARK1 (12:04:33 AM): from 15 to 9
RAGNARK1 (12:04:38 AM): and that only paid my bills exactly
RAGNARK1 (12:04:40 AM): not counting gas and food
Sliq1337 (12:04:41 AM): thats weird
RAGNARK1 (12:04:42 AM): so I need $
Sliq1337 (12:04:50 AM): my care factor was cut down from 0 to -infinity
Sliq1337 (12:04:54 AM): >= <
[00:05] Sun Jiano: hahahah
[00:06] sliq1337: yeah
[00:06] sliq1337: i giggled at -ininity
[00:06] sliq1337: my own joke
[00:06] sliq1337: i wasl ike tee hee
[00:06] Sun Jiano: yeah thats when you know youre really funny
[00:06] sliq1337: REVENGE!
[00:06] Sun Jiano: if you make yourself laugh
[00:06] sliq1337: lololol
Chapter 002
[19:30] Sun Jiano: and also bad *** gon
[19:30] Sun Jiano: loses his hand
[19:30] Sun Jiano: now look 4 chapters later http://www.onemanga.com/Hunter_X_Hunter/180/01/
[19:30] sliq1337: wtf
[19:30] Sun Jiano: what da fux
[19:30] sliq1337: explpding hands
[19:31] Sun Jiano: yea his power is he can blow up anything he touches
[19:31] sliq1337: WTF
[19:31] sliq1337: HIS HAND IS GON
[19:31] Sun Jiano: hahahah
[19:31] Sun Jiano: his hand is gon
[19:31] Sun Jiano: nice pun
[19:32] Sun Jiano: dmac says the volume releases are drawn better
[19:32] Sun Jiano: these are all straight from the weekly jump
[19:32] Sun Jiano: thats why
[19:34] Sun Jiano: yeah man hxh started in ,like 1999 or 2000
[19:35] Sun Jiano: also they ****in censor a lot of **** since shonen is a kids magazine
[19:35] Sun Jiano: and HXH is really brutal
[19:36] sliq1337: so hxh is newer the yu yu hakusho
[19:36] sliq1337: bull****
[19:36] sliq1337: yuyu is cooler
[19:36] Sun Jiano: you havent even watched hxh
[19:36] Sun Jiano: lol
[19:38] sliq1337: does a guy shoot a huge dragon out of his arm
[19:38] Sun Jiano: lol
[19:38] sliq1337: if the answer isnt "everyone does that," then you lose
Chapter 001
[13:16] sliq1337: right now
[13:16] sliq1337: i make like 500 bucks a week
[13:16] sliq1337: after taxes
[13:16] Sun Jiano: **** nice
[13:16] sliq1337: 13.50 an hour ftw
[13:16] Sun Jiano: what you make like 13 or 14 an hour
[13:16] Sun Jiano: apparently
[13:16] sliq1337: lol
[13:17] sliq1337: so im raking in the dough
[13:17] Sun Jiano: do you even spend it
[13:17] sliq1337: because thats my job
[13:17] sliq1337: im a dough raker
[13:17] Sun Jiano: lol
[13:17] sliq1337: GET IT
[13:17] sliq1337: HAHAHA IM FUNNEH
[13:17] Sun Jiano: your job is to make ****ty your mom jokes on smashboards
[13:17] Sun Jiano: >>
[13:17] sliq1337: your mom knows a lot about ****
[13:18] sliq1337: shes been to germany
[13:18] Sun Jiano: im going to eat your children
[13:18] sliq1337: im hungry
[13:18] Sun Jiano: like as soon as you have a kid boom its ate
[13:19] Sun Jiano: hungry for your mom
[13:19] Sun Jiano: hurf durf
[13:19] sliq1337: i already have a kid
[13:19] sliq1337: so
[13:19] Sun Jiano: imma eat it
[13:19] sliq1337: you dropped the ball
[13:19] sliq1337: you ******
[13:19] sliq1337: Jiano, if you were a DBZ character, you'd ****ing be Yamcha
[13:19] sliq1337: because no one likes Yamcha
[13:19] sliq1337: and he dies a lot
[13:20] sliq1337: JUST LIKE YOU
[13:20] Sun Jiano: how can you not like the WOLF FANG FIST
[13:20] sliq1337: lol
[13:20] sliq1337: yeah
[13:20] sliq1337: since he used it like twice
[13:20] sliq1337: and then forgot about it
[13:20] sliq1337: like it was a disposable camera
[13:20] Sun Jiano: lol
[13:20] Sun Jiano: are you kidding
[13:21] Sun Jiano: he spammed it in dragonball
[13:21] sliq1337: yeah
[13:21] sliq1337: what about ****ing DBZ
[13:21] sliq1337: everyone gets amnesia
[13:21] Sun Jiano: dbz was gay
[13:21] sliq1337: and forgets all the **** they know
[13:21] sliq1337: like
[13:21] sliq1337: piccolo doesn't grow huge ever again
[13:21] sliq1337: wtf
[13:21] Sun Jiano: lol
[13:21] Sun Jiano: its technically a different picollo
[13:21] sliq1337: he grows huge when he sees your mom
Also, if anyone wants to format these so they're LEGIBLE, I'll edit my post with the formatting.
Chapter 018
Sun Jiano 3:53 pm
(3:53:17 PM): imma apply to kroger right now that you reminded me
(3:53:22 PM): my ****ing brother got an interview
(3:53:25 PM): and hes IN JAIL
Sliq1337 3:53 pm
(3:53:32 PM): DONT FORGET TO ACTUALLY GO TO IT
Sun Jiano 3:53 pm
(3:53:35 PM): lmao
Sun Jiano 4:02 pm
(4:02:50 PM): what the **** lol
(4:02:55 PM): im filling out an applicationj for kroger
(4:02:58 PM): they have
(4:03:03 PM): starting job title then ending
(4:03:10 PM): the starting has like ****load more room than ending
(4:03:12 PM): this makes no sense
Sliq1337 4:03 pm
(4:03:31 PM): i dont know why they would think anyone applying to kroger
(4:03:37 PM): has ever had a promotion worth mentioning
Sun Jiano 4:03 pm
(4:03:47 PM): i know right
Sun Jiano 4:06 pm
(4:06:21 PM): they want the exact date of when i worked
(4:06:22 PM): what da ****
(4:06:55 PM): normally id put 01 as the day but the month was april
(4:06:58 PM): and that didnt feel rite
(4:08:18 PM): List your major responsibilities at this job:
Sun Jiano 4:08 pm
(4:08:27 PM): Made Sandwiches
Sliq1337 4:09 pm
(4:09:45 PM): hahahahahahahahaha
(4:09:55 PM): hahahahaha
(4:09:59 PM): thats hilarious to me
Sun Jiano 4:10 pm
(4:10:27 PM): me too
(4:10:41 PM): i mean
(4:10:44 PM): what the **** am i supposed to put
(4:10:47 PM): i made sandwiches
(4:10:48 PM): thats it
Sliq1337 4:11 pm
(4:11:54 PM): oversaw sandwhich construction
(4:12:03 PM): manipulated ingredients
Sun Jiano 4:12 pm
(4:12:20 PM): lmao
Sun Jiano 4:14 pm
(4:14:27 PM): Did you work less than 32 hours per week on average during the last 6 months?
Yes
No
(4:14:34 PM): what kinda bullshiet question is that
(4:14:49 PM): it assumes you worked
Sun Jiano 4:16 pm
(4:16:33 PM): oh god one of those bull**** questionaires
(4:17:08 PM): You get angry more often than nervous
Strongly disagree
Disagree
Agree
Strongly agree
(4:17:10 PM): what..
Sliq1337 4:17 pm
(4:17:31 PM): just but but disagree
(4:17:34 PM): put*
Sun Jiano 4:17 pm
(4:17:37 PM): i did
(4:17:45 PM): i put that i talk a lot
(4:17:46 PM): lool
Sliq1337 4:17 pm
(4:17:54 PM): apparently, the manager at kroger has his doctorate in psychology
Sun Jiano 4:17 pm
(4:17:59 PM): apparently
(4:18:05 PM): im only on page 3 of 17
(4:18:07 PM): fuuuuck
(4:18:09 PM): 5x17
(4:18:10 PM): questions
(4:18:13 PM): of bull****
Sun Jiano 4:18 pm
(4:18:54 PM): You like to be in the middle of a big crowd
Strongly disagree
Disagree
Agree
Strongly agree
(4:18:56 PM): what...
(4:19:36 PM): i really dont know what im supposed to answer
Sliq1337 4:33 pm
(4:33:25 PM): disagree
(4:33:37 PM): being in a crowded area blows
(4:33:54 PM): dependent on the size of the crowd and who is in the crowd
Sun Jiano 4:35 pm
(4:35:37 PM): lol
(4:35:42 PM): but for a bull**** questionaire
(4:35:45 PM): bigr said to agree
Sliq1337 4:38 pm
(4:38:46 PM): o yea
(4:38:54 PM): the best answer is agree
(4:39:01 PM): because thats hwere u will be working
(4:39:13 PM): its not the honest answer tho
Sun Jiano 4:39 pm
(4:39:16 PM): lol
Sliq1337 4:47 pm
(4:47:43 PM): mention you have multiple world records
(4:47:48 PM): and are a ***
Chapter 017
[20:00] Sun Jiano: my god is awesome
[20:00] sliq1337: blame yourself or god
[20:00] Sun Jiano: we play hop scotch
[20:00] Sun Jiano: in my dreams
[20:00] Sun Jiano: he lets me win sometimes
[20:00] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:00] sliq1337: hahahahaha wtf
Chapter 016
sliq1337: imma cp you to pipes
[10:37] sliq1337: and be like
[10:37] sliq1337: o danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are caaaaaaaalling
[10:37] sliq1337: and then waveshine you up the up pipes
[12:13] Sun Jiano: lol
[12:36] sliq1337: cuz ur name is dan
[12:36] Sun Jiano: u
[12:43] sliq1337: dan dan the gay sex man
[12:43] sliq1337: thats you
[12:44] sliq1337: you should main dan after this
[12:44] Sun Jiano: kay
Chapter 015
Sliq1337: im sick
Sliq1337: well
Sliq1337: i feel sick
Sliq1337: im prolly not sick
Sliq1337: but im tired
Sun Jiano: you butt
Sliq1337: and my eyes hurt and itch at the same time
Sliq1337: and i have a headache
Sun Jiano: punch it
Sun Jiano: whenever i have some sort of pain i just punch the effected area
Sun Jiano: til it feels better
Chapter 014
[17:39] Sun Jiano: sliq boi
[17:40] sliq1337: watt
[17:40] Sun Jiano: are you having problems with your internet
[17:40] Sun Jiano: or do you just like sighing on and off
[17:40] sliq1337: no y
[17:40] Sun Jiano: constantly
[17:40] Sun Jiano: signing
[17:46] sliq1337: u
[17:47] Sun Jiano: u
[18:14] sliq1337: os just said melee is boring
[18:15] sliq1337: RAGNARK1 (6:07:50 PM): man
RAGNARK1 (6:07:51 PM): Melee is boring
[18:15] Sun Jiano: lol
[18:16] Sun Jiano: man
[18:16] Sun Jiano: brawk makes me wanna commit suicide
[18:16] Sun Jiano: brawk
[18:16] Sun Jiano: lol
[19:48] Sun Jiano: supuupu
[20:03] Sun Jiano: sliq
[20:03] Sun Jiano: sliq
[20:03] sliq1337: watt
[20:03] Sun Jiano: sup
[20:03] sliq1337: T_T
[20:04] Sun Jiano: house makes me laf sometimes
[20:05] sliq1337: yes
[20:05] sliq1337: is it on
[20:05] Sun Jiano: ya
[20:09] sliq1337: imissed the beginnung
[20:09] sliq1337: why was that fat old dr there
[20:11] Sun Jiano: house is in new york
[20:11] Sun Jiano: i think
[20:11] sliq1337: o
[20:11] sliq1337: y
[20:11] Sun Jiano: he was in amotorcycle acident
[20:11] sliq1337: o
[20:11] Sun Jiano: and was roomed with this dude
[20:11] Sun Jiano: that is braindead
[20:11] sliq1337: wut a ****
[20:13] Sun Jiano: heroes reference
[20:13] sliq1337: o shi
[20:15] Sun Jiano: that would suck a *****
[20:15] sliq1337: well yeah
[20:16] sliq1337: mos def makes a good "guy that cant move" guy
[20:16] Sun Jiano: hahha;'
[20:18] sliq1337: mos def makes a good karate master
[20:18] Sun Jiano: yes
[20:18] sliq1337: big d makes a good mos def
[20:19] Sun Jiano: yesd
[20:19] sliq1337: mos def makes a good guy that cant blink
[20:19] Sun Jiano: yes
[20:20] Sun Jiano: butts ubutss
[20:20] sliq1337: wtf
[20:20] Sun Jiano: holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy****
[20:20] sliq1337: wat
[20:21] Sun Jiano: butts
[20:21] sliq1337: T_T
[20:21] Sun Jiano: ^_^_^_^
[20:21] sliq1337: wtf
[20:21] Sun Jiano: <(^_^)>
[20:22] sliq1337: 3===D ( Y )D:
[20:22] sliq1337: ****
[20:22] Sun Jiano: wga tge ****
[20:22] Sun Jiano: ( o ) ( o )
[20:25] Sun Jiano: xxx wife
[20:28] Sun Jiano: up down
[20:28] Sun Jiano: up down
[20:29] Sun Jiano: up up down down left right left right B A
[20:29] Sun Jiano: oh ****z
[20:36] sliq1337: i had heavy metal poisoning once
[20:36] sliq1337: after i listend to some mother****ing
[20:36] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:36] sliq1337: SYSTEM OF A DOWN
[20:36] Sun Jiano: goods hit
[20:38] sliq1337: jiano
[20:38] sliq1337: im naked
[20:38] sliq1337: confrim/deny
[20:38] Sun Jiano: confirm
[20:40] Sun Jiano: zomg didnt see that coming
[20:40] sliq1337: i hope house solves it with 5 minutes left to g
[20:40] sliq1337: o
[20:40] Sun Jiano: yeah
[20:40] sliq1337: i hope mos def karate chops house
[20:40] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:41] sliq1337: house is urien
[20:41] sliq1337: hes gonna tackle tackle headbutt mos def
[20:41] Sun Jiano: that would be amazing
[20:41] Sun Jiano: id be like
[20:41] Sun Jiano: that is amazing
[20:42] sliq1337: mos def is gonna karakusa the **** out of house
[20:42] sliq1337: the kutner is going to hammer mountain 18
[20:43] Sun Jiano: HAMMER MOUNTAINNN
[20:43] sliq1337: i gave ur mom the hammer mountain
[20:43] sliq1337: in the ******
[20:43] Sun Jiano: gross
[20:44] Sun Jiano: house is like
[20:44] Sun Jiano: im a ******
[20:45] sliq1337: lol
[20:45] Sun Jiano: someone is gay for house
[20:46] sliq1337: he said mastubatory
[20:46] sliq1337: then i touched myself
[20:46] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:46] sliq1337: in the **** region
Chapter 013
[17:57] Sun Jiano: sup
[17:57] sliq1337: yo
[17:57] sliq1337: u ****butt
[17:58] Sun Jiano: k
[17:58] sliq1337: lol
[18:06] Sun Jiano: areyou doin hw
[18:07] Sun Jiano: do you still watch heroes?
[18:08] sliq1337: yes
[18:08] sliq1337: why
[18:10] Sun Jiano: its bad
[18:10] sliq1337: lol
[18:10] sliq1337: its better than ur show
[18:10] Sun Jiano: no
[18:10] Sun Jiano: its not
[18:10] Sun Jiano: i could **** out a btter show
[18:10] Sun Jiano: out of my ***
[18:11] Sun Jiano: obviously
[18:11] sliq1337: T_T
[18:12] sliq1337: do it ******
[18:12] Sun Jiano: y
[18:12] sliq1337: i wanna watch ur poop show
[18:12] Sun Jiano: u want me to video tape me
[18:12] Sun Jiano: takin a ****
[18:12] sliq1337: no wtf thats gross
[18:12] sliq1337: poop out that show tho
[18:12] Sun Jiano: that is the show
[18:12] Sun Jiano: me takin a ****
[18:12] Sun Jiano: > heroes
[18:12] sliq1337: thats not better
[18:12] sliq1337: i strongly disagree with that
[18:12] Sun Jiano: wanna bet
[18:13] sliq1337: although i havent seen it
[18:13] sliq1337: link
[18:13] Sun Jiano: neg
[18:13] sliq1337: lolol
[18:13] Sun Jiano: man next time i see u
[18:13] Sun Jiano: imma dempshee row u
[18:14] sliq1337: omfg
[18:14] sliq1337: D:
[18:25] sliq1337: Sliq1337 (6:23:31 PM): os u gonna look into sf4 at all
RAGNARK1 (6:23:40 PM): yes
Sliq1337 (6:24:07 PM): ...you're going to ruin it, aren't you
[18:25] sliq1337: RAGNARK1 (6:24:50 PM): yes
[18:28] Sun Jiano: lol
[18:28] Sun Jiano: he will like it
[18:28] Sun Jiano: it looks campy
[18:28] sliq1337: yeah it does
[18:28] sliq1337: im going to pick whoever handles projectiles the best
[18:28] sliq1337: so i dont kill myself
[18:28] Sun Jiano: why does os play fighting games?
[18:28] Sun Jiano: if he doesn like the fighting part
[18:29] sliq1337: hahahaha
Chapter 012
[19:38] sliq1337: gross
[19:38] sliq1337: http://www.onemanga.com/Hunter_X_Hunter/160/14/
[19:38] Sun Jiano: pwned
[19:38] Sun Jiano: i love the censorship
[19:38] Sun Jiano: they need to use the ****ing real volume
[19:38] Sun Jiano: instead of the one from jump
[19:39] Sun Jiano: im like reading
[19:39] Sun Jiano: then theres just ahuge block of blackness
[19:39] Sun Jiano: im like wut
[19:41] sliq1337: wut censorship
[19:41] Sun Jiano: wtf
[19:41] Sun Jiano: look at the page you just linked me
[19:41] Sun Jiano: do you not see the huge black thin
[19:42] sliq1337: i hadnt noticed it before
[19:42] sliq1337: also
[19:42] sliq1337: http://www.onemanga.com/Hunter_X_Hunter/161/10/
[19:42] sliq1337: "ur gonna get *****"
[19:42] Sun Jiano: lol
[19:42] Sun Jiano: ****
[19:42] Sun Jiano: this part is awesome
[19:43] Sun Jiano: any part with hisoka is
[19:43] Sun Jiano: super extreme dodgeball
[19:44] sliq1337: man i liked yu yu hakusho
[19:44] sliq1337: when they just fought *****s
[19:44] sliq1337: and kuwabara was awesome
[19:44] Sun Jiano: lol
[19:47] sliq1337: god **** kuwabara was awesome
[19:47] sliq1337: he was like
[19:47] sliq1337: fighting *****es with laser swords
[19:47] sliq1337: and he had a kitty
[19:47] Sun Jiano: yep
[19:48] Sun Jiano: butts
[19:50] sliq1337: o man
[19:51] sliq1337: laser took one to the face
[19:51] sliq1337: with his ****ing broke dodgeball
[19:51] Sun Jiano: lol
[19:51] sliq1337: hahahahaha
[19:51] sliq1337: guy got froed
[19:52] sliq1337: wtf
[19:52] sliq1337: the ball turned in the air
[19:54] sliq1337: o ****
[19:54] sliq1337: hes gonna use rock
[19:55] sliq1337: o man
[19:55] sliq1337: it would be awesome
[19:55] sliq1337: if he just obliterates the ball
[19:56] sliq1337: o man
[19:56] sliq1337: hisoka **** all over lasers dreams
[19:56] Sun Jiano: lool
[19:56] sliq1337: or reaiza
[19:56] sliq1337: wtf they keep going back and forth
[19:56] sliq1337: with these names
[19:57] Sun Jiano: reaiza
[19:57] Sun Jiano: is the same thing as laser
[19:57] Sun Jiano: its like light and raito
[19:57] Sun Jiano: its just the way it sounds in japanese
[19:59] sliq1337: o shiiiit
[19:59] sliq1337: i know
[19:59] sliq1337: but its annoying
[19:59] sliq1337: im like
[19:59] sliq1337: who the **** is o its that guy
[19:59] sliq1337: they do it in like every ****in manga
[19:59] sliq1337: and im like
[19:59] sliq1337: wtf is going on
[20:00] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:00] sliq1337: WTF
[20:00] Sun Jiano: different translators
[20:00] sliq1337: http://www.onemanga.com/Hunter_X_Hunter/166/15/
[20:00] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:02] sliq1337: hahahahaha
[20:02] sliq1337: gons like
[20:02] sliq1337: well i suppose i should do it the best now
[20:02] sliq1337: and the guys like
[20:02] sliq1337: fuuuuuuuck
[20:04] sliq1337: hahahahahahahahahaha
[20:04] sliq1337: hisoka is just like
[20:04] sliq1337: supe guys
[20:04] sliq1337: all my fingers are broken
[20:04] sliq1337: <3
[20:04] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:32] sliq1337: check it out
[20:32] sliq1337: killuas super
[20:32] sliq1337: http://www.onemanga.com/Hunter_X_Hunter/178/03/
[20:35] Sun Jiano: pooned
[20:37] sliq1337: ok so
[20:37] sliq1337: biscuit is huge
[20:37] sliq1337: killua qon
[20:37] sliq1337: won
[20:37] sliq1337: and gon is getting murdered
[20:37] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:41] sliq1337: omfg
[20:41] sliq1337: im at the part where he gave up his hand
[20:43] Sun Jiano: pwned
[20:43] Sun Jiano: gud thing hes ina mmorph
[20:43] Sun Jiano: mmorpg
[20:48] sliq1337: but he aint
[20:48] sliq1337: its teh real world bro
[20:49] Sun Jiano: greed island?
[20:51] sliq1337: yeah
[20:51] sliq1337: dun u remember
[20:51] sliq1337: its an island
[20:51] sliq1337: a real one
[20:52] sliq1337: and all the cards n spells n **** are nen
[20:52] sliq1337: created by ***
[20:52] sliq1337: o ****
[20:53] sliq1337: the drawings turned to ****
[20:53] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:55] sliq1337: someone mustve smashed this guys hands with hammers or something
[20:57] Sun Jiano: smashzored
[20:59] sliq1337: lolol
[20:59] sliq1337: http://www.onemanga.com/Hunter_X_Hunter/185/07/
[21:00] sliq1337: who the **** is kaito
[21:00] sliq1337: o shi
[21:00] sliq1337: he couldve met his dad if he used magnetic force
[21:00] Sun Jiano: wut
[21:00] sliq1337: wut a ***** move
[21:01] sliq1337: his dad told the operator chick to let him meet him
[21:01] sliq1337: if he takes out magnetic force
[21:01] sliq1337: but if he pulls out accompany to send him to kaito (who i dont know who that is)
[21:02] Sun Jiano: kaito is the guy from the first episode right
[21:03] Sun Jiano: btw thats where the anime ends
[21:03] Sun Jiano: im like
[21:03] Sun Jiano: wtf
[21:03] sliq1337: hahahaha
[21:03] sliq1337: its like
[21:03] sliq1337: akagi
[21:03] sliq1337: no one knows how it ended
[21:03] sliq1337: and neither will u
[21:03] sliq1337: and ur like
[21:03] sliq1337: wtf
[21:04] Sun Jiano: well you know he aint gonna lose
[21:04] Sun Jiano: its just not in his blood
[21:04] Sun Jiano: GET IT
[21:04] sliq1337: WTF
[21:04] sliq1337: there is like
[21:04] sliq1337: some weird insect thing
[21:05] sliq1337: i am the queen WTF IS THIS
[21:05] Sun Jiano: lol
[21:05] Sun Jiano: next arc start
[21:08] sliq1337: yeah
[21:08] sliq1337: but
[21:08] sliq1337: seriously
[21:08] sliq1337: wtf
[21:09] sliq1337: thats like
[21:09] sliq1337: dbz
[21:09] sliq1337: next arc
[21:09] sliq1337: mr t's socks are on fire
[21:09] sliq1337: how will goku deal with mr t's socks being on fire
[21:09] sliq1337: will mr t pity a fool
[21:09] Sun Jiano: lol
[21:09] sliq1337: find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z
[21:10] sliq1337: and im here thinking
[21:10] sliq1337: wtf where is this going
[21:10] sliq1337: man
[21:10] sliq1337: this guy is drawing like sweet dee
[21:10] Sun Jiano: indeed
[21:10] Sun Jiano: and it dont get better
[21:10] Sun Jiano: its like bleach now
[21:11] sliq1337: wut
[21:11] Sun Jiano: well not THAT bad
[21:11] Sun Jiano: he still at least tries to draw backrounds
[21:11] sliq1337: o
[21:11] sliq1337: hahahaha
Chapter 011
Sun Jiano: i had to go to teh hospital this summer and they said it wouldnt cost me anything because i have no income
Sun Jiano: and no theyre like wheres our money
Sun Jiano: im like you guys are butts
Sliq1337: just go to a free clinic *******
Sliq1337: its like a pokecenter
Sliq1337: but with more gunshot victims
Chapter 010
[22:20] sliq1337: i did the ****ign g gundam quote over the phone
[22:20] sliq1337: like
[22:20] sliq1337: in front of everyone in my class
[22:20] sliq1337: and they were like
[22:20] sliq1337: wuts going on dood
[22:20] sliq1337: and im like
[22:20] sliq1337: dont worry about it or ill shining finger u
[22:20] sliq1337: and they were like watt
[22:20] sliq1337: so i shining fingered them
[22:20] sliq1337: that sounds gross
[22:20] Sun Jiano: hahahaha
[19:49] sliq1337: my april fools joke was to masturbate
Sliq1337 (7:50:08 PM): and now
Sliq1337 (7:50:09 PM): wait for it
Sliq1337 (7:50:12 PM): THE JOKES ON ME
[19:59] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:13] sliq1337: we should do one piece the abridged series
[20:13] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:13] Sun Jiano: its been done
[20:13] Sun Jiano: 4kids did it
[20:13] sliq1337: o yea
Chapter 009
[22:46] Sun Jiano: ur maing a computer outta wood?
[22:46] sliq1337: and i got bamboo paneling on the sides
[22:47] sliq1337: because i think it looks ****ing awesome
[22:47] Sun Jiano: dude
[22:47] sliq1337: and bamboo is sustainable = good for the environment
[22:47] Sun Jiano: you cant make a computer outta wood
[22:47] Sun Jiano: sorry to break the news
[22:47] sliq1337: T_T
[22:47] sliq1337: the case u ****
[22:47] Sun Jiano: o
[22:47] Sun Jiano: lol
[22:47] Sun Jiano: real men dont use a case
[22:47] Sun Jiano: ..
[22:47] sliq1337: T_T
[22:47] Sun Jiano: you should make a raft
[22:47] Sun Jiano: outta bamboo
[22:47] sliq1337: that video i sent u
[22:47] sliq1337: u might as well skip to the end
[22:47] sliq1337: when hes like
[22:47] sliq1337: LOOK ITS BENT
[22:48] sliq1337: because i know u dun give a **** how it is dune
[22:48] sliq1337: done
[22:48] Sun Jiano: lol
[22:48] Sun Jiano: well
[22:48] Sun Jiano: you don need to bend anything
[22:48] Sun Jiano: just use 6 pieces o wood
[22:48] sliq1337: u still have to bend it dude
[22:48] Sun Jiano: no
[22:48] Sun Jiano: you dont
[22:48] sliq1337: with the c clamps
[22:49] Sun Jiano: look
[22:49] sliq1337: watch at ****ing 3:30 in that video
[22:49] Sun Jiano: |____|
[22:49] Sun Jiano: theres ur case
[22:49] sliq1337: my form aint a box
[22:49] Sun Jiano: well you should
[22:49] sliq1337: box = boring
[22:49] Sun Jiano: uh
[22:49] Sun Jiano: box = fits in places
[22:49] Sun Jiano: it meant to
[22:49] Sun Jiano: might as well make ur case outta fireworks
[22:49] sliq1337: my computer could FIT inside a computer in our tech lab
[22:50] sliq1337: case and all
[22:50] Sun Jiano: its probably a piece o shiet
[22:50] sliq1337: the tower for it is fuggin giant
[22:50] sliq1337: mine is like
[22:50] Sun Jiano: so
[22:50] sliq1337: a decent enough size to put **** in it
[22:50] sliq1337: but not
[22:50] Sun Jiano: ur makin a fancy pants case
[22:50] sliq1337: 40 stories tall
[22:50] sliq1337: yes
[22:50] Sun Jiano: why dont you just use plastic
[22:50] sliq1337: plastic is made of perteleom
[22:50] sliq1337: ie oil
[22:50] Sun Jiano: so what
[22:51] sliq1337: ie costs a **** ton
[22:51] sliq1337: and is not sustainable
[22:51] sliq1337: plus its a concept project
[22:51] Sun Jiano: the faster we use the oil the faster we gotta find somethin new
[22:51] Sun Jiano: lol
[22:51] sliq1337: we already have ****
[22:51] sliq1337: u can use
[22:51] Sun Jiano: use steel
[22:51] sliq1337: we just have to wait until that ****
[22:51] sliq1337: is less expensive
[22:51] sliq1337: then oil
[22:51] Sun Jiano: or rion
[22:51] Sun Jiano: iron
[22:51] sliq1337: iron wtf
[22:51] Sun Jiano: hahaha
[22:51] Sun Jiano: ur case weighs like 200 lbs
[22:51] sliq1337: this isnt ancient rome
[22:52] Sun Jiano: hahah
[22:52] Sun Jiano: use something
[22:52] Sun Jiano: that aint ****ty
[22:52] Sun Jiano: like wood
[22:52] sliq1337: bamboo is awesome
[22:53] Sun Jiano: for makin rafts
[22:53] sliq1337: (Link: http://www.cheaplaptops.org.uk/wp-c...t/laptopimg/2007/11/ecobook-bamboo-laptop.jpg
[22:53] sliq1337: ignore the url
[22:53] sliq1337: this aint cheap
[22:53] sliq1337: but it is awesome
[22:53] sliq1337: and sustainable as ****
[22:53] sliq1337: since it takes 2 days
[22:53] sliq1337: for bamboo to go from
[22:53] sliq1337: cut down
[22:53] sliq1337: to fully grown
[22:53] Sun Jiano: yeah bamboo sucks
[22:54] sliq1337: im going to make it out of *****
[22:54] sliq1337: then ud like it
[22:54] Sun Jiano: hohohoho
[22:57] sliq1337: then ill paint zoro on the side
[22:57] sliq1337: with a curleh mustache
[22:57] sliq1337: swing 3 huge roses
[22:57] sliq1337: swinging*
[22:57] Sun Jiano: haha
[22:57] Sun Jiano: i want it
[22:57] sliq1337: lol
[23:11] Sun Jiano: so
[23:11] Sun Jiano: about this saturday
[00:22] Sun Jiano: fine den
[00:22] Sun Jiano: did you learn how to bend wood yet
[00:22] sliq1337: i "know" what im going to do
[00:23] sliq1337: i dont know if itll work
[00:23] Sun Jiano: you got this
[00:23] sliq1337: since my form is complex
[00:23] sliq1337: ill find out when i try it
[00:23] sliq1337: and it dont work
[00:23] sliq1337: then ill prolly mold acrylic using a heat gun
[00:23] sliq1337: as a back up plan
[00:23] sliq1337: melting plastic with hair dryers is the ****
[00:27] Sun Jiano: man
[00:27] Sun Jiano: u sound like ur some kinda
[00:27] Sun Jiano: i dunno
[00:28] sliq1337: amazing guy
[00:28] sliq1337: that can build anything
[00:28] sliq1337: yeah
[00:28] sliq1337: pretty much
[00:28] sliq1337: im franky
[00:28] sliq1337: SUPAAAAAAAAA
[00:28] sliq1337: cutty fram
[00:28] sliq1337: wan pisu
[00:29] Sun Jiano: supppppaaaa
[00:29] Sun Jiano: god ur breakin my balls here
[00:30] Sun Jiano: now i wanna watch one piece
[00:30] sliq1337: hahaha
Chapter 008
[22:06] Sun Jiano: steelers are about to win
[22:06] Sun Jiano: theyre a bunch of ******s
[22:06] Sun Jiano: they dont fight like gentlemen
[22:07] sliq1337: hahaha
[22:07] sliq1337: dude dun worry
[22:07] sliq1337: dudes gonna be like
[22:08] sliq1337: Za WARUDO
[22:08] Sun Jiano: lol
[22:08] Sun Jiano: its game over
[22:08] sliq1337: o shi
[22:08] sliq1337: did he za warudo
[22:08] Sun Jiano: no
[22:08] Sun Jiano: he tried to
[22:08] Sun Jiano: but he fumbled it
[22:08] sliq1337: hahaha
[22:08] sliq1337: wut a ******
[22:08] sliq1337: sounds like me
[22:08] sliq1337: at pound 3
[22:08] sliq1337: o
[22:08] sliq1337: i made myself sad
[22:08] Sun Jiano: hahaha
Chapter 007 (Convo from TODAY, 11/4/09)
[18:38] sliq1337: i think it would be funny if yusuke accidentally blew up keiko during foreplay
[18:38] Sun Jiano: wtf
[18:38] Sun Jiano: spirit shotguna
[18:38] sliq1337: hes not fisting her wtf
[18:38] sliq1337: i said foreplay
[18:39] Sun Jiano: lol
[18:39] Sun Jiano: =D
[18:39] sliq1337: D=
[18:39] Sun Jiano: =D=
[18:39] sliq1337: o ****
[18:39] sliq1337: time paradoz
[18:40] Sun Jiano: paradoz
[18:40] sliq1337: inb4paradoz
[18:40] sliq1337: ****
Chapter 006
[12:59] Sun Jiano: (Link to Gohan and Piccolo having gay sex)
[12:59] sliq1337: dude im ****ing in class
[12:59] Sun Jiano: hahahahaaha
[12:59] sliq1337: WTF
[12:59] Sun Jiano: theyre gonna think ur gay
[12:59] sliq1337: I almost typed
[12:59] sliq1337: hey is this sfw
[12:59] sliq1337: but then i thought
[12:59] sliq1337: naw, jiano isnt that stupid
[13:00] sliq1337: to send me something graphic
[13:00] Sun Jiano: did anyone see it
[13:00] sliq1337: at 1 IN THE ****ING AFTERNOON
[13:00] sliq1337: i dont know i aint turning around
[13:00] Sun Jiano: haahaha
[13:00] Sun Jiano: theyre like
[13:00] sliq1337: and looking at the face of doom
[13:00] Sun Jiano: wtf is this guys problem
[13:00] Sun Jiano: im laughing irl
[13:00] sliq1337: i hope u die
[13:00] Sun Jiano: really hard
[13:01] sliq1337: get aids
[13:01] Sun Jiano: hahhha
[13:01] sliq1337: im going to **** in a box and mail it to u
[13:01] sliq1337: and put a bomb in there too
[13:01] Sun Jiano: gross
[13:01] sliq1337: so it exploded poop in ur face
[13:01] Sun Jiano: jk
[13:01] sliq1337: gun jumping
[13:01] sliq1337: im going to fist u for sending me that
[13:02] Sun Jiano: plz
[13:02] Sun Jiano: u know u like dbz pron
[13:03] Sun Jiano: admit it
[13:03] sliq1337: T_T
God**** you Jiano. God**** you.
Chapter 005
[23:18] Sun Jiano: [23:18] Sun Jiano: i knocked him out at the championship to save you from his wrath
[23:18] dope hmm: he has no wrath
[23:18] dope hmm: hes got a girl friend
[23:18] sliq1337: wtf
[23:18] sliq1337: who r u talking about
[23:19] Sun Jiano: darkrain
[23:19] sliq1337: hahahaha
[23:20] Sun Jiano: [23:19] Sun Jiano: big r is gonna show you the new bird in town
[23:19] Sun Jiano: and his name is kirkq
[23:20] sliq1337: hahahahaha
[23:22] sliq1337: jiano
[23:22] sliq1337: a/s/l
[23:22] Sun Jiano: 18/m/namek
[23:22] sliq1337: hahahah namek
[23:22] sliq1337: r u green dood lol
[23:23] Sun Jiano: yeah
[23:23] Sun Jiano: wanna cyber
[23:23] Sun Jiano: i got like 10 *****
[23:23] sliq1337: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[23:23] sliq1337: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[23:23] sliq1337: o man
[23:23] sliq1337: we should print a book
[23:23] sliq1337: with our convos in them
[23:23] Sun Jiano: i already did
[23:23] Sun Jiano: im on volume 5 now
[23:23] sliq1337: u ***!
[23:23] sliq1337: hey jiano
[23:24] sliq1337: read asklepios u mother ****er
[23:24] Sun Jiano: read it to me
[23:24] sliq1337: NO
[23:24] sliq1337: me and juke are going to play 3rd strike on the way to msym
[23:24] sliq1337: and ur not invited
[23:24] Sun Jiano: have fun at msym
[23:24] sliq1337: now ur acting like os
[23:25] sliq1337: jiano
[23:25] sliq1337: i know ur tough an all
[23:25] Sun Jiano: thx
[23:25] sliq1337: but i dont htink you can beat up thousands of armor piercing bullets with only your face
[23:25] Sun Jiano: im kneeing my desk as we talk
[23:25] sliq1337: hahahahaha
[23:25] sliq1337: im urien headbutting by tv
[23:25] Sun Jiano: oh ****
[23:25] sliq1337: and now im urien cleaning up my broken tv
[23:26] Sun Jiano: [23:25] dope hmm: thats ok
[23:25] dope hmm: thats what i wanted
[23:25] dope hmm: kids takin my ****
[23:25] dope hmm: so i can pull out the new ****
[23:26] dope hmm: at ease
[23:26] sliq1337: wut
[23:26] sliq1337: i pulled out of ur mom
[23:26] sliq1337: and then put it in her butt
[23:26] sliq1337: and she pooped my ****
[23:26] sliq1337: hahahahahaha
[23:26] sliq1337: im laffing at my own words
[23:27] sliq1337: "thats how u know when ur really funny; when you make yourself laff" -jiano-
[23:27] Sun Jiano: lol
[23:27] Sun Jiano: that is a good quote
[23:28] Sun Jiano: but you misquoted it
[23:28] Sun Jiano: i dont use semi colons
[23:28] sliq1337: its meant to represent hte space bewteen messages ********
[23:28] Sun Jiano: you shoulda used a comma
[23:28] Sun Jiano: thats what i woulda done
[23:28] sliq1337: yeah you also would have had no power for like 5 days
[23:28] sliq1337: and thats ********
[23:28] sliq1337: like u
[23:28] Sun Jiano: hey fuyck u
[23:29] sliq1337: goods hit
[23:29] Sun Jiano: mister mastering wii bowling for months
[23:29] sliq1337: D:
[23:29] sliq1337: jiano u master nothing cept being a ******
[23:30] Sun Jiano: which im the best at
[23:30] Sun Jiano: so gte froed
[23:31] sliq1337: u know who else is a ******
[23:31] sliq1337: OS
[23:31] sliq1337: u wanna be like OS JIANO
[23:31] Sun Jiano: no
[23:31] Sun Jiano: os is like
[23:31] sliq1337: I HURD U GUYS ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME GUY
[23:31] Sun Jiano: one of those drug dealers
[23:31] Sun Jiano: who sell the coke
[23:31] Sun Jiano: im the guy everyone gives their money to
[23:31] sliq1337: hahaha
[23:31] Sun Jiano: entirely different levels
[23:31] Sun Jiano: of ******
[23:32] sliq1337: goods hit ******
[23:33] Sun Jiano: lol
[23:33] sliq1337: darkrain nice.jpg
[23:33] Sun Jiano: oh ****
[23:33] Sun Jiano: my desktoip
[23:33] sliq1337: hahahahaha
[23:33] Sun Jiano: backround
[23:33] sliq1337: i need a screen cap
[23:33] sliq1337: of that as ur desktop
[23:33] Sun Jiano: lol
[23:43] sliq1337: DANCING TIME
[00:10] Sun Jiano: sliq
[00:10] Sun Jiano: go to google
[00:10] Sun Jiano: search ssbm sucks
[00:14] Sun Jiano: sliq
[00:15] sliq1337: y
[00:16] sliq1337: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
(At the time, googling "ssbm sucks" brought up, "Do you mean 'ssbb sucks'?".
Chapter 004
[20:10] sliq1337: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z247/Sliq111/GIF/Jojo.gif
[20:10] Sun Jiano: oraoraoraoraora
[20:10] Sun Jiano: ATATATATATATA
[20:10] Sun Jiano: mudamudamudamuda
[20:11] sliq1337: ZA WARUDO
[20:11] Sun Jiano: wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[20:12] sliq1337: gimme 5 mins
[20:12] sliq1337: then imma brag
[20:13] Sun Jiano: about what
[20:13] Sun Jiano: oh ok
[20:15] Sun Jiano: NINGEN ****A
[20:25] sliq1337: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z247/Sliq111/Design Work/Page10copy.jpg
[20:25] sliq1337: jiano u wish u were this pro at anything
[20:25] sliq1337: step off
[20:25] Sun Jiano: lol
[20:26] Sun Jiano: what is it
[20:26] sliq1337: usb jump drive
[20:26] sliq1337: a family of form
[20:26] sliq1337: all day
[20:26] sliq1337: id buy this jump drive
[20:26] sliq1337: and put porn on it
[20:26] sliq1337: tee hee
[20:26] sliq1337: chun li nice.jpg
[22:24] sliq1337: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z247/Sliq111/Untitled-1.jpg
[22:26] Sun Jiano: lolol
[22:26] sliq1337: oh leorio
[22:26] Sun Jiano: hahaha
[22:26] sliq1337: when doesnt ur butt feel weird
[22:27] sliq1337: my butt feels painful from sitting on it
[22:27] sliq1337: in front of my computer for like a million years
[22:28] Sun Jiano: ...
[22:28] sliq1337: and from all of the gay sex i like to have
[22:28] sliq1337: T_T
[22:28] sliq1337: read asklepios ******
[22:28] sliq1337: also who is driving to smym
[22:28] sliq1337: not it
[22:28] sliq1337: also
[22:28] sliq1337: is it the week after next?
[22:29] Sun Jiano: wtf
[22:29] Sun Jiano: we arent ridin with u
[22:29] Sun Jiano: yes
[22:29] sliq1337: D:
[22:29] Sun Jiano: u can ride with big diesel
[22:30] sliq1337: yay
[22:30] sliq1337: me and juke are going to play 3s the whole way up
[22:30] sliq1337: on my laptop
[22:30] sliq1337: too bad ur not riding with me
[22:30] sliq1337: what a shame
[22:34] Sun Jiano: i got souroush
[22:34] Sun Jiano: nuff said
[22:36] sliq1337: yeah
[22:36] sliq1337: gl with that
[22:36] sliq1337: if he says peanut butter once
[22:36] sliq1337: im going to light him on fire
[22:36] sliq1337: i swear to god
[22:36] Sun Jiano: hahahaah
Chapter 003
(Jiano emailed me, and I found out his email is Jiano Cage)
[23:33] sliq1337: cage
[23:33] sliq1337: wtf is this ****
[23:33] Sun Jiano: dont worry about it
[23:33] sliq1337: lolololol
[23:33] Sun Jiano: i was into mortal kombat
[23:33] Sun Jiano: at the time
[23:33] sliq1337: hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahhaahahhaha
[23:33] sliq1337: thats the best thing i ever saw
[23:34] sliq1337: hahaha
[23:43] sliq1337: jiano cage
[23:43] sliq1337: finish him
[23:43] Sun Jiano: a small amount of static can ruin your **** (talking about computer components)
[23:43] sliq1337: imma rub my feet all over ur carpet
[23:43] sliq1337: then put my **** in ur dvd drive
[23:43] Sun Jiano: hahaahh
[23:43] sliq1337: digital vaginal disc
[23:44] Sun Jiano: that sounds painful
[23:44] sliq1337: im sure it will be
[23:44] sliq1337: but itll ne worht it
[23:44] Sun Jiano: hahaha
[23:44] Sun Jiano: my brother pc in the other room
[23:44] Sun Jiano: the cats go in it
[23:44] Sun Jiano: IN HIS PC
[23:44] Sun Jiano: its gonna die soon
[23:44] Sun Jiano: btw you betteter crop that picture
[23:44] Sun Jiano: or your teacher is gonna know you torrent stuff
[23:44] sliq1337: hahahahahaha
[23:45] sliq1337: u should have had chun li nice.jpg opened in a tab
[23:45] sliq1337: as a joke
[23:45] sliq1337: i wouldve loled
[23:46] Sun Jiano: hahah
[23:46] Sun Jiano: sry
[23:46] Sun Jiano: i was too busy
[23:46] Sun Jiano: writin about aegis reflector
[23:47] Sun Jiano: imma poop in ur butt
[23:49] sliq1337: lolollol
[23:49] sliq1337: lol jiano cage
[23:49] sliq1337: i still think thats very very funny
[23:51] Sun Jiano: lmao
[23:51] Sun Jiano: i thought it was bad ***
[23:51] Sun Jiano: it was
[23:51] Sun Jiano: and still is
[23:51] Sun Jiano: **** too bad my signature isnt still there
[23:51] Sun Jiano: it was ********
[23:52] sliq1337: lolol
[23:54] Sun Jiano: i came up with jiano when i was like 10
[23:54] Sun Jiano: im ******
[23:54] Sun Jiano: maybe i was meant to be italian
[23:54] sliq1337: isnt jiano the name of some dude from dynasty warriors or something
[23:54] sliq1337: also i came up with sliq
[23:54] sliq1337: for perfect dark
[23:54] sliq1337: that was mah perfect dark name
[23:54] sliq1337: for stats n ****
[23:55] Sun Jiano: sun jian is
[23:55] Sun Jiano: perfect dark owns
[23:55] sliq1337: o
[23:55] sliq1337: yes
[23:55] sliq1337: i ****ing hated the laptop gun
[23:55] sliq1337: my friends were ******s
[00:00] Sun Jiano: lol
[00:01] Sun Jiano: yea that ones my favorite
[00:03] sliq1337: lololol
[00:05] sliq1337: RAGNARK1 (12:04:30 AM): my job hours were cut down
RAGNARK1 (12:04:33 AM): from 15 to 9
RAGNARK1 (12:04:38 AM): and that only paid my bills exactly
RAGNARK1 (12:04:40 AM): not counting gas and food
Sliq1337 (12:04:41 AM): thats weird
RAGNARK1 (12:04:42 AM): so I need $
Sliq1337 (12:04:50 AM): my care factor was cut down from 0 to -infinity
Sliq1337 (12:04:54 AM): >= <
[00:05] Sun Jiano: hahahah
[00:06] sliq1337: yeah
[00:06] sliq1337: i giggled at -ininity
[00:06] sliq1337: my own joke
[00:06] sliq1337: i wasl ike tee hee
[00:06] Sun Jiano: yeah thats when you know youre really funny
[00:06] sliq1337: REVENGE!
[00:06] Sun Jiano: if you make yourself laugh
[00:06] sliq1337: lololol
Chapter 002
[19:30] Sun Jiano: and also bad *** gon
[19:30] Sun Jiano: loses his hand
[19:30] Sun Jiano: now look 4 chapters later http://www.onemanga.com/Hunter_X_Hunter/180/01/
[19:30] sliq1337: wtf
[19:30] Sun Jiano: what da fux
[19:30] sliq1337: explpding hands
[19:31] Sun Jiano: yea his power is he can blow up anything he touches
[19:31] sliq1337: WTF
[19:31] sliq1337: HIS HAND IS GON
[19:31] Sun Jiano: hahahah
[19:31] Sun Jiano: his hand is gon
[19:31] Sun Jiano: nice pun
[19:32] Sun Jiano: dmac says the volume releases are drawn better
[19:32] Sun Jiano: these are all straight from the weekly jump
[19:32] Sun Jiano: thats why
[19:34] Sun Jiano: yeah man hxh started in ,like 1999 or 2000
[19:35] Sun Jiano: also they ****in censor a lot of **** since shonen is a kids magazine
[19:35] Sun Jiano: and HXH is really brutal
[19:36] sliq1337: so hxh is newer the yu yu hakusho
[19:36] sliq1337: bull****
[19:36] sliq1337: yuyu is cooler
[19:36] Sun Jiano: you havent even watched hxh
[19:36] Sun Jiano: lol
[19:38] sliq1337: does a guy shoot a huge dragon out of his arm
[19:38] Sun Jiano: lol
[19:38] sliq1337: if the answer isnt "everyone does that," then you lose
Chapter 001
[13:16] sliq1337: right now
[13:16] sliq1337: i make like 500 bucks a week
[13:16] sliq1337: after taxes
[13:16] Sun Jiano: **** nice
[13:16] sliq1337: 13.50 an hour ftw
[13:16] Sun Jiano: what you make like 13 or 14 an hour
[13:16] Sun Jiano: apparently
[13:16] sliq1337: lol
[13:17] sliq1337: so im raking in the dough
[13:17] Sun Jiano: do you even spend it
[13:17] sliq1337: because thats my job
[13:17] sliq1337: im a dough raker
[13:17] Sun Jiano: lol
[13:17] sliq1337: GET IT
[13:17] sliq1337: HAHAHA IM FUNNEH
[13:17] Sun Jiano: your job is to make ****ty your mom jokes on smashboards
[13:17] Sun Jiano: >>
[13:17] sliq1337: your mom knows a lot about ****
[13:18] sliq1337: shes been to germany
[13:18] Sun Jiano: im going to eat your children
[13:18] sliq1337: im hungry
[13:18] Sun Jiano: like as soon as you have a kid boom its ate
[13:19] Sun Jiano: hungry for your mom
[13:19] Sun Jiano: hurf durf
[13:19] sliq1337: i already have a kid
[13:19] sliq1337: so
[13:19] Sun Jiano: imma eat it
[13:19] sliq1337: you dropped the ball
[13:19] sliq1337: you ******
[13:19] sliq1337: Jiano, if you were a DBZ character, you'd ****ing be Yamcha
[13:19] sliq1337: because no one likes Yamcha
[13:19] sliq1337: and he dies a lot
[13:20] sliq1337: JUST LIKE YOU
[13:20] Sun Jiano: how can you not like the WOLF FANG FIST
[13:20] sliq1337: lol
[13:20] sliq1337: yeah
[13:20] sliq1337: since he used it like twice
[13:20] sliq1337: and then forgot about it
[13:20] sliq1337: like it was a disposable camera
[13:20] Sun Jiano: lol
[13:20] Sun Jiano: are you kidding
[13:21] Sun Jiano: he spammed it in dragonball
[13:21] sliq1337: yeah
[13:21] sliq1337: what about ****ing DBZ
[13:21] sliq1337: everyone gets amnesia
[13:21] Sun Jiano: dbz was gay
[13:21] sliq1337: and forgets all the **** they know
[13:21] sliq1337: like
[13:21] sliq1337: piccolo doesn't grow huge ever again
[13:21] sliq1337: wtf
[13:21] Sun Jiano: lol
[13:21] Sun Jiano: its technically a different picollo
[13:21] sliq1337: he grows huge when he sees your mom
