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DtJ Jungle

DtJ Jungle

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There have been many times where I've wanted to rank every Pokémon. However I always find there are just so many that I simply don't care about that it becomes too daunting. So instead, I shall pull from the pool of all 649 and make my own 151. The best 151. Better than the original 151. Better than any of your 151. Umad? Uscum? Stay salt and get lynched.

# | Pokémon | Name | Evolutionary Line | Type & Alternative Forms
000 |
| Shaymin | No Evolutionary Line/Legendary | Grass/Flying
001 |
| Pichu | 1st Stage/Stater/Happiness | Electric
002 |
| Pikachu | 2nd Stage | Electric
003 |
| Raichu | 3rd Stage/Yellow Scarf
Thunder Stone
| Electric
004 |
| Treecko | 1st Stage/Stater | Grass
005 |
| Grovyle | 2nd Stage | Grass
006 |
| Sceptile | 3rd Stage | Grass
007 |
| Totodile | 1st Stage/Starter | Water
008 |
| Dewott | 2nd Stage | Water
009 |
| Feraligatr| 3rd Stage | Water
010 |
| Venonat | 1st Stage | Poison/Bug
011 |
| Crobat | 2nd Stage | Poison/Flying
012 |
| Gligar | 3rd Stage | Ground/Flying
013 |
| Rufflet | 1st Stage | Flying
014 |
| Braviary | 2nd Stage | Flying
015 |
| Taillow | 1st Stage | Normal/Flying
016 |
| Swellow | 2nd Stage | Normal/Flying
017 |
| Machop | 1st Stage/Split Evolution | Fighting
018 |
| Machamp | 2nd Stage/Happiness Soft Sand
| Fighting
019 |
| Hitmonchan | 2nd Stage/Happiness Black Belt
| Fighting/Normal
020 |
| Scrafty | 2nd Stage/Happiness Dark Glasses
| Fighting/Dark
021 |
| Breloom | 2nd Stage/Happiness Miracle Seed
| Fighting/Grass
022 |
| Axew | No Evolutionary Line | Dragon
023 |
| Magikarp | 1st Stage | Water
024 |
| Gyarados | 2nd Stage | Water/Flying
025 |
| Squirtle | 1st Stage | Water
026 |
| Blastoise | 2nd Stage | Water
027 |
| Charmander | 1st Stage | Fire
028 |
| Charizard | 2nd Stage | Fire/Dragon
029 |
| Sandile | 1st Stage | Ground/Dark
030 |
| Krokorok | 2nd Stage | Ground/Dark
031 |
| Tyranitar| 3rd Stage/Trade Hard Stone
| Rock/Dark
032 |
| Togepi| 1st Stage/Split Evolution | Normal
033 |
| Meowth| 2nd Stage/Happiness Amulet Coin
| Normal
034 |
| Jigglypuff | 2nd Stage/Happiness Oval Stone
| Normal
035 |
| Aipom | 2nd Stage/Happiness Choice Scarf
| Normal
036 |
| Farfetch'd | 2nd Stage/Happiness Stick
| Normal/Flying
037 |
| Cubone | 2nd Stage/Happiness Thick Club
| Normal/Ground
038 |
| Ghastly | 1st Stage | Ghost/Poison
039 |
| Haunter | 2nd Stage | Ghost
040 |
| Sableye| 3rd Stage/Dusk Stone
| Ghost/Dark
041 |
| Drifloon | 1st Stage | Ghost/Flying
042 |
| Lampent | 2nd Stage | Ghost/Fire
043 |
| Bulbasaur | 1st Stage | Grass/Poison
044 |
| Ivysaur | 2nd Stage | Grass/Poison
045 |
| Psyduck | 1st Stage | Water
046 |
| Golduck | 2nd Stage | Water/Psychic
047 |
| Poliwhirl | 1st Stage | Water
048 |
| Poliwrath | 2nd Stage | Water/Fighting
049 |
| Cyndaquil | 1st Stage | Fire
050 |
| Quilava | 2nd Stage | Fire
051 |
| Typhlosion | 3rd Stage | Fire
052 |
| Chimecho | No Evolutionary Line | Psychic
053 |
| Magnemite | 1st Stage | Electric/Steel
054 |
| Magneton | 2nd Stage | Electric/Steel
055 |
| Elekid | 1st Stage | Electric/Normal
056 |
| Electabuzz | 2nd Stage | Electric/Normal
057 |
| Grimer | No Evolutionary Line | Poison
058 |
| Ekans | 1st Stage | Poison
059 |
| Arbok | 2nd Stage | Poison
060 |
| Seviper | 3rd Stage/Trade Poison Barb
| Poison
061 |
| Onix | 1st Stage | Rock/Ground
062 |
| Steelix | 2nd Stage/Trade Metal Coat
| Steel/Ground
063 |
| Rhyhorn | 1st Stage | Ground
064 |
| Rhydon | 2nd Stage | Ground
065 |
| Wobbuffet | No Evolutionary Line | Psychic
066 |
| Paras | No Evolutionary Line | Bug/Grass
067 |
| Abra | 1st Stage | Psychic
068 |
| Kadabra | 2nd Stage | Psychic
069 |
| Staryu | 1st Stage | Water
070 |
| Starmie | 2nd Stage/Water Stone
| Water/Psychic
071 |
| Corphish | No Evolutionary Line | Water
072 |
| Horsea | 1st Stage | Water
073 |
| Seadra | 2nd Stage | Water/Dragon
074 |
| Corsola | No Evolutionary Line | Water/Rock
075 |
| Pachirisu | 1st Stage/Egg | Electric
076 |
| Emolga | 2nd Stage | Electric/Flying
077 |
| Lucario | No Evolutionary Line | Fighting/Steel
078 |
| Buizel | No Evolutionary Line | Water
079 |
| Plusle | No Evolutionary Line | Electric
080 |
| Minun | No Evolutionary Line | Electric
081 |
| Houndour | 1st Stage | Dark/Fire
082 |
| Houndoom | 2nd Stage | Dark/Fire
083 |
| Bellsprout | 1st Stage | Grass/Poison
084 |
| Weepinbell | 2nd Stage | Grass/Poison
085 |
| Snivy | 1st Stage | Grass/Ground
086 |
| Flygon | 2nd Stage | Dragon/Ground
087 |
| Nuzleaf | No Evolutionary Line | Grass/Dark
088 |
| Yanmega | No Evolutionary Line | Bug/Flying
089 |
| Pinsir | 1st Stage | Bug
090 |
| Ninjask | 2nd Stage | Bug/Flying
091 |
| Scizor | 3rd Stage | Bug/Steel
092 |
| Skarmory | No Evolutionary Line | Steel/Flying
093 |
| Woobat | No Evolutionary Line | Psychic/Flying
094 |
| Cacnea | No Evolutionary Line | Grass
095 |
| Solrock | No Evolutionary Line | Rock/Psyhic
096 |
| Jynx | No Evolutionary Line | Ice/Psychic
097 |
| Heracross | No Evolutionary Line | Bug/Fighting
098 |
| Mime Jr. | 1st Stage | Psychic
099 |
| Mr. Mime | 2nd Stage | Psychic
100 |
| Monferno | 1st Stage | Fire/Fighting
101 |
| Infernape | 2nd Stage | Fire/Fighting
102 |
| Mudkip | 1st Stage | Water
103 |
| Marshtop | 2nd Stage | Water/Ground
104 |
| Turtwig | 1st Stage | Grass
105 |
| Torterra | 2nd Stage | Grass/Ground
106 |
| Piplup | 1st Stage | Water
107 |
| Empoleon | 2nd Stage | Water/Steel
108 |
| Porygon | 1st Stage | Normal
109 |
| Porygon2 | 2nd Stage/Trade Up-Grade
| Normal
110 |
| Porygon-Z | 3rd Stage/Trade Dubious Disc
| Normal
111 |
| Snorunt | No Evolutionary Line | Ice
112 |
| Ditto | No Evolutionary Line | Normal
113 |
| Teddiursa | 1st Stage | Normal
114 |
| Ursaring | 2nd Stage | Normal
115 |
| Forretress | No Evolutionary Line | Steel
116 |
| Smeargle | No Evolutionary Line | Normal
117 |
| Zangoose | No Evolutionary Line | Normal
118 |
| Kecleon | No Evolutionary Line | Normal
119 |
| Castform | No Evolutionary Line/Weather | Normal
Water
Ice
Fire
120 |
| Sneasel | 1st Stage | Dark/Ice
121 |
| Weavile | 2nd Stage | Dark/Ice
122 |
| Shieldon | No Evolutionary Line/Fossil | Rock/Steel
123 |
| Kabuto | 1st Stage/Fossil | Rock
124 |
| Kabutops | 2nd Stage | Rock/Fighting
125 |
| Omanyte | 1st Stage/Fossil | Rock/Water
126 |
| Omastar | 2nd Stage | Rock/Water
127 |
| Aerodactyl | No Evolutionary Line/Fossil | Rock/Flying
128 |
| Eevee | 1st Stage/Split Evolution | Normal
129 |
| Espeon | 2nd Stage/Happiness Daytime
| Psychic
130 |
| Absol | 3rd Stage | Psychic/Dark
131 |
| Umbreon | 2nd Stage/Happiness Nighttime
| Dark
132 |
| Darkrai | 3rd Stage | Psychic/Dark
133 |
| Electrike | 1st Stage | Electric
134 |
| Manectric | 2nd Stage | Electric
135 |
| Raikou | 3rd Stage/Thunder Stone
| Electric
136 |
| Growlithe| 1st Stage | Fire
137 |
| Arcanine | 2nd Stage | Fire
138 |
| Entei | 3rd Stage/Fire Stone
| Fire
139 |
| Dratini | 1st Stage | Dragon
140 |
| Dragonair | 2nd Stage | Dragon
141 |
| Latios| 3rd Stage/Dawn Stone
| Dragon/Psychic
142 |
| Victini | 1st Stage | Psychic/Fire
143 |
| Rotom | 2nd Stage/Possession | Psychic/Ghost
/Flying
/Ice
/Fire
/Grass
/Water
144 |
| Articuno | No Evolutionary Line/Legendary | Ice/Flying
145 |
| Zapdos | No Evolutionary Line/Legendary | Electric/Flying
146 |
| Ho-oh | No Evolutionary Line/Legendary | Fire/Flying
147 |
| Lugia | No Evolutionary Line/Legendary | Psychic/Flying
148 |
| Meloetta | No Evolutionary Line/Legendary/Relic Song | Normal/Fighting
/Psychic
149 |
| Mew | No Evolutionary Line/Legendary/Hold Incense | Psychic
/Grass/Rose
/Steel/Luck
/Water/Sea

150 |
| Mewtwo | No Evolutionary Line/Legendary | Psychic


Why #000 instead of #151? Because triple zero is just that much better than one fifty one. Stay fresh, have some mentos and check your hate at the coat rack. And why is it Shaymin? Because Shaymin is ****ing ******. No ****ing land/sky form bull**** in my Pokédex either. The Shaymin shown is the only one that exists here. Stay pressed haters.

Pikachu line is amazing; easily an awesome starter set. You need to have Pikachu holding Yellow Scarf in order to evolve with Thunder Stone so it isn't too easy. Yellow Scarf would be later in the game. Treecko line is baller since all three are equally good. Totodile line is awesome except that middle dude, subbed him with the much better Dewott. Be more upset.

You can see that I also took the liberty of making slight alterations to types; this was to help balance things around and to just help make some of the faux-evolutions make more sense. You know it's better this way anyway.

Venonat > Crobat > Gligar is better than all of those crappy bug>bug>bug evolutions they throw at you each generation. Don't act like you're not impressed.

Look at that split evolution of Machop; he's perfect and can become so many awesome people. This is what you want. We don't need excessive evolution chains; all you need is an awesome 1st Stage and a bunch of cool things to evolve into. No problems with that. Cut out all of that extra filler.

Aww yeah, everyone loves little Axew. And you know any set isn't worth anything with Magikarp and mother ****ing Gyarados. Wartortle and Charmeleon are just filler for what you care about, don't act like you miss them. YOU DON'T. Don't even pretend like you do scrubs. You've loving Sandile to Tyranitar. You know whatever the last thing of the Sandile line is sucks and you know you hated going through Larvitar and Pupitar to get to the good stuff. Well now it's nothing but cool **** the whole way through.

Now you know Togepi is perfect for uniting all of the cute normal/near-normal types. Togepi used to evolve into ugly crap, now it evolves into the massive cute it deserves. You know you never wanted to evolve your Meowth, Jigglypuff, Cubone, or Aipom anyway. Don't act like you did. You never wanted to let them go, mashing B each time they leveled up. Farfetch'd for good measure, because it's BOSS.

Gengar sucks, you know it was never worth trading for. They tried to make up for it with Sableye in 2nd gen, and I just took the extra necessary step for you. You can thank me now and also thank me later.

Drifloon to Lampent, it's hot. You know it's hot. Also cuttin' that Venasaur slack, we don't need it. **** Golduck being Water-only; Psychic too as he deserves! You know I deliver. You see I cut slack where it's needed, no Poliwag or Politoad, but I keep a good line when it's there. No need to touch Typhlosion and family. Keepin' it real here. And yeah, that's ****ing Chimecho. You know it's A-list. **** Magezone, **** Electavire. You only used them in competitive play, you never want to see them again. I helped with that.

GRIMER. You know he's there keepin' it down.

Yeah, that's right. Remember when they said Arbok evolves into Seviper and you thought they were wrong? Well now you're wrong, and you know it's better this way.

You know the next few sets are perfect. You don't miss Rypherior, you don't miss Parasect, you don't miss Wynaut or Alakazam. You know you only ever thought Alakazam was cool because he had the next rarest holo card after Charizard. And that was it. Other than that he's old news. Enjoy. Corphish is ****** and you know you don't want the funky looking Krabby chain. You hated Kingdra, you just wanted Seadra to be dragon. Now he is. Everything's right in the world now.

Aww yeah, Corsola. Ndayday needs to go freshen up now. You also know as well as I do that Emolga evolves from Pachirisu, well now it's fact. Good stays good.

Lucario is a staple. Don't bother trying to deny it and hate him. Accept that he had a pro movie and SPOILER: died and ate chocolate pokémon heaven. He earned it. Buizel is amazing, Floatzel is awful. Floatzel curbstomps Pidgey's and drowns Rattatas. And that is why you won't see either of those lines on here. Luckily I kept Floatzel away before he could destroy anything else.

You know every Pikachu knock-off is adorable anyway. Enjoy Plusle and Minun yo. Houndoom and Houndour, you wish you could be as ****** ****ing amazing as they are. Go on, give them a pet. They will bite your hand clean off.

Dang look at the bells just keepin' it real. You wish you could be on that one two step.

Snivy to flygon. You know it makes perfect sense. The rest of either of their lines is a lie and this is the truth and you couldn't be happier. Nuzleaf and Yanmega are there to be sex in a can too.

Pinsir to Ninjask to Scizor. Wow. Did I really just go there? Yeah I did. ****ing ****** samurai to ****ing ****** ninja to ****ing ****** samurai ninja Pokémon. You're crying tears of joy. Don't worry, if you need a shoulder to cry on Dekuu has two.

Skarmory, woobat, cacnea, solrock, Jynx, Heracrosss. Wow the awesome doesn't stop. You know these are all meant to be solo. They ride their own waves.

Aw yeah, the Mimes, they just pimpslap *****es all day. And here come a slew of condensed starting lines. Keeping what you need so you don't have to evolve through any crap. The whole Torchic line is gone because you know you hate it and only ever used it because you were spoiled from the Fire lines always being good. BUT THEN THEY VIOLATED YOUR TRUST. But not anymore. It's gone. You don't need to cry anymore.

Epilectics need to look the other way for a moment, because we got the mother ****ing porygon clan in the house. And damn Snorunt and Ditto, the Ursas, Forretress, Smeargle, the better looking Zangoose, Kecleon, Castform, Sneasel and Weavile. We've got the paramedics on standby, if your heart needs to stop, we understand and will make it worth your while.

And dang look at this we're at the Fossil fellows now. Fixed mother ****ing Kabutops obv fighting ******. You love his new typing as much as you love life right now. All of the best ancients, no one else is worth reviving.

Holy crap would you look at Eevee. ***** ain't messing around this time. Espeon into freaking Absol and Umbreon into mother of god is that Darkrai. Wow could things get more amazing. Why wasn't this done ages ago.

And yeah, you know Raikou and Entei and Latios are pimp swagger jagger playas, but you know they ain't worth legendary. Now they are put in line as they could be. You know you like earning them as opposed to like watching them run away like wimps the whole game. You love Arcanine to Entei and you know Dragonair was always meant to become Latios. Dragonite was a failure. Sent it packin'.

Awwwww yeah. Look at that Victini to Rotom combo. Things never looked so good. Orange is the new Black.

Dang look at these real legendaries. The birds all holdin' **** down. Except Moltres, **** Ho-oh replaced his slot so hard. You know this is who it should have always been from the start.

And hell yes Meloetta fighting form as the default. You couldn't love it more. Still can go to Psychic form if your style is LAME. But dang, it all just falls together.

Now you know Mew is the one, the only, the MOTHER ****ING MEW. Yeah, you like your Celebi, your Jirachi and your Manaphy. But let's be real. They are just Mew's schizo alter-egos. Well now just have him hold an incense and he will be whichever one you want him to be. Life has never been so good. Talk about a REAL legendary.

And you know life isn't complete without the one and only Mewtwo. He doesn't need any introduction. He'll floor you in two seconds flat. He's the alpha and the omega, number 150 forever and always

Now sit back and wish this was how everyone was from the beginning of Pokémon. You know they ****ed up not always having this. But that's fine, just time to make up for lost time homies.
 
DtJ Jungle

DtJ Jungle

Check out my character in #GranblueFantasy
BRoomer
Joined
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That's not mine, that's Xiivi's, I was jsut copying the format for something

SporT my KankeR
 
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