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The Ultimate Comprehensive Guide to Johns: What are Johns, How to John, and more!

Xydeit

Smash Cadet
Joined
Mar 16, 2008
Messages
31
Haha this is too funny.

I was so mad, I actually used the "too much lag" one but it wasn't a John it was true. We were playing on an HD TV that happened to give it intense lag and I was the only one that noticed. XD Almost everyone else played fine because they're slow anyway.

Some of my Johns, true or not:

"I thought this was a friendly match"
"My phone vibrated thus distracting me"
"I was practicing my super armor"
 

OrlanduEX

Smash Lord
Joined
Aug 6, 2006
Messages
1,029
Hilarious thread, but I think that sometimes John's are truly justifiable. You just don't say it after you've lost. Like if your opponent counter picks a gay a$$ stage and you complain about it BEFORE the match THEN lose, then you aren't really johning.
 

Xydeit

Smash Cadet
Joined
Mar 16, 2008
Messages
31
"I'm better at melee" if you're playing brawl,
"I'm better at brawl" if you're playing melee.

"I haven't played in a while"

"This is my first time using ____"
 
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