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so i was surfing the forum and i cam across this little exchange in Samuraipanda's personal tier list version 2 thread...
and because of this, the tier list has sonic in 34th place despite the fact that hes in 16th place in character rankings.
now at first, I, along with many of the members of our boards were very upset at this turn of events but a couple days ago i realised something very important.
i went to my biweekly again this past saturday, and since I knew that i wasnt going to be able to stay the entire time, I had planned on just watching. but than something strange happend, because there were so few people there, there was not enough people to run the usual teams tourney. so my TO decided to make it a low tier tournament instead.
i decided that i had enough time to do that at least since i really wanted to play. this is when i made a monumental discovery.
Sonic ***** low tiers.
no joke, i can go through the entier list and explain it.
CF: does everything he can do but better.
Ganon: faster, can combo easily and can gimp.
Samus, big target, and you can easily run under z-air, her best move.
Link: also big, kinda slow, and has NO recovery.
Lucas: not a problem
(the next 3 are subjective because thats how the rules are in my area)
one stock MK: even sonic can kill this mofo once...
no pikmin olimar: completely useless
solo popo, not strong enough to do anything,
ness: i thought this might be a challenge, but unless you are playing a top level ness, you have nothing to worry about because we can CG him
yoshi: if he blocks an ASC he has to take the shield canceled grab, i cant believe he has anything fast enough to counter this, so his options are take a 20% ASC to the dome, or take a 15-20% grab with a kill setup, this is better than any grab release combos he has.
mario: this is the only game that i would consider an actual match, where there isnt some rediculously easy way to just beat the taste out of his mouth, but even still, i dont see sonic losing ot mario too much.
so all that being said, all you losers need to just adopt the mindset of my sig, so that sonic can stay in low tier, where he can procede to straight up dominate any and all low tier tourneys. all the big tourneys usually have a low tier tourney some time before or after them. and i dont have any problems rolling (lol unintended pun) right through all of those guys in low tier.
btw, the end of my story is that i got to winners finals without too much of a hassle, and than i had to leave right before i played this one guy who was playing yoshi, because my TO was being a **** and decided to run both the low tier and single tourney at the same time. but it dont matter i would have wrecked him anyway.
tl;dr go back and read the post you illiterate jackhole
also i had to keep bringing this up because its super lulzy,
i still want to talk to you
Too bad. I only had 10 minutes to spend on making a new tier list. Think I have the time to talk about Sonic?
Here's a hint: The answer isn't yes.
lol.
a few people from the sbr have ask about / we had a discussion about sonic, they don't know anything.
i wasn't even appriviating anything.
no idea about the foot-stool combo
no comprehension of ASC Combo's full potntial
never thought of spring canceled aerial combos
does not understand the tools that sonic has
i don't care about his tier list position, but just that the entire sbr is ignorant on the topic
so its basically obviously that less people pay attention to sonic than even WIIIGIIIIIII!!The entire SBR? You've talked to all of us? I think you'd be surprised at how much we know.
and because of this, the tier list has sonic in 34th place despite the fact that hes in 16th place in character rankings.
now at first, I, along with many of the members of our boards were very upset at this turn of events but a couple days ago i realised something very important.
i went to my biweekly again this past saturday, and since I knew that i wasnt going to be able to stay the entire time, I had planned on just watching. but than something strange happend, because there were so few people there, there was not enough people to run the usual teams tourney. so my TO decided to make it a low tier tournament instead.
i decided that i had enough time to do that at least since i really wanted to play. this is when i made a monumental discovery.
Sonic ***** low tiers.
no joke, i can go through the entier list and explain it.
CF: does everything he can do but better.
Ganon: faster, can combo easily and can gimp.
Samus, big target, and you can easily run under z-air, her best move.
Link: also big, kinda slow, and has NO recovery.
Lucas: not a problem
(the next 3 are subjective because thats how the rules are in my area)
one stock MK: even sonic can kill this mofo once...
no pikmin olimar: completely useless
solo popo, not strong enough to do anything,
ness: i thought this might be a challenge, but unless you are playing a top level ness, you have nothing to worry about because we can CG him
yoshi: if he blocks an ASC he has to take the shield canceled grab, i cant believe he has anything fast enough to counter this, so his options are take a 20% ASC to the dome, or take a 15-20% grab with a kill setup, this is better than any grab release combos he has.
mario: this is the only game that i would consider an actual match, where there isnt some rediculously easy way to just beat the taste out of his mouth, but even still, i dont see sonic losing ot mario too much.
so all that being said, all you losers need to just adopt the mindset of my sig, so that sonic can stay in low tier, where he can procede to straight up dominate any and all low tier tourneys. all the big tourneys usually have a low tier tourney some time before or after them. and i dont have any problems rolling (lol unintended pun) right through all of those guys in low tier.
btw, the end of my story is that i got to winners finals without too much of a hassle, and than i had to leave right before i played this one guy who was playing yoshi, because my TO was being a **** and decided to run both the low tier and single tourney at the same time. but it dont matter i would have wrecked him anyway.
tl;dr go back and read the post you illiterate jackhole
also i had to keep bringing this up because its super lulzy,
i'm straight?taking things out of context is hilarious
spoilers in the quote...