Uncle Meat: The Carousel of Chaos- Part One

[dr.neo]

The b oob

 

[D-20 Dice]

The loob????

 

[Zero Beat]

smashboards now seems to have a growing tumorous cell in it's pool room. Lets all hope it's not malignant for the sake of intelligent conversation about smash and other things.

dr. neo- it means a growing progression towards death (cancerous)

That's why we have the Smash BRoom, and the DH.

 

[Chill]

Ha SBroom. Debate Hall. Make me laugh more please.

 

[Zero Beat]

Ha SBroom. Debate Hall. Make me laugh more please.

Is there a problem?<_< He mentioned non-spamm Smash discussion and intellectual talk, so I provided him with a simple answer, where exactly is 'teh funnay' there?

 

[Shazz]

I'm not really fond of the idea for the invitation to the Debate Hall to be honest.

 

[Uncle Meat]

It's not invitation, you apply.

 

[Chill]

Is there a problem?<_< He mentioned non-spamm Smash discussion and intellectual talk, so I provided him with a simple answer, where exactly is 'teh funnay' there?

That was my way of saying that the back room is better. You're thinking too hard if you couldn't figure that out.

Someone gave me neg rep for asking if the topic starter had tasted Uncles Meat. Too bad 10 other people thought it was funny and gave me plus rep. In your face!

 

[Dodongo]

Chillicious.

 

[Matt]

smashboards now seems to have a growing tumorous cell in it's pool room. Lets all hope it's not malignant for the sake of intelligent conversation about smash and other things.

Said our resident expert on all things intelligent.

A wise man once told me that serious causes cancer. Or that serious is cancer. Or something about cancer. The point is: shut up.

 

[rounder_nk]

i'm flattered that you care so much about my posting. All that does is make me more enticed and feel that my posting actually has been noticed. If you ignore me then my posts will seem meaningless. The fact that you have to quote something from a page ago and comment seems a bit desperate. Then why don't you just ban me mr. mod. I am also much less serious about things then you make me out to be. I get my serious out on random "non-funnys" because they aren't funny.

so in conclusion (ignore this post)

 

[Dead Hippie]

I heard that you should always season Uncle meat with Viagra. That way you can ensure that Uncle's meat doesn't shrivel up when you are smoking his wood.

 

[dr.neo]

I wish I was ain the broom.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Why is this thread still alive? I have a closing statement.

18 inches.

 

[dr.neo]

I have an opening statement.

18.1 inches.

 

[Chill]

I have a statement to add.

Black.

 

[Dibs]

.Flacid.... yes.

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

why are we all beating on uncle meat? *(no matter how funny it is)

 

[GoldShadow]

Only one person's the best, that is Uncle Meat!
If you wanna be the best, he's the one to beat.
He has a weakness: seafood, such as crab or shrimp,
Just a single bite will make him crippled and go limp.
Or incapacitate him with a dose of acid,
to make him very weak and extremely flaccid.
In real life his name is weird, and I think it's Jack,
So tell him to get off, so he can watch the rack.

 

[Uncle Meat]

why are we all beating on uncle meat? *(no matter how funny it is)

Beating on? Beating off.

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

fine.... beating off

 

[Uncle Meat]

Well, my sperm has qualities similar to that of the milk from Matt's nipples.

 

[Dibs]

I always though matt's milk tasted a bit sugary.

 

[dr.neo]

I like sugar.

 

[Dead Hippie]

Would Matt's breast milk make a good lubricant for Uncle Meat so he can beat off all of the bashers?

 

[Zook]

Heres comes the serve... Oh, a nice bump by Zook!

Wow, I completely forgot about this thread.

The new Proom crowd deserves a chance talk about. Now discuss!

 

[Eor]

I'm outraged, and leaving this thread forever

 

[F8AL]

The internets is serious businesses.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

*Walks into thread*

...

*Walks out of thread*

 

[MartyTheBarb]

WHAT THE FU....o yeah.... cant.....do ....yeah....with the dots.... and why was there 50 emails from *looks at inbox* gideon@smashboards.com telling me about posts to threads and things iv done? and also --Done but with errors on page--

DID YOU HEAR!!? DAN MARINO LOST 22 lbs!!!!

 

[Zook]

For those of you newer Proomers, this thread was made to discuss Uncle Meat. Now, it's a movie!

Ready... And... ACTION!

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

I don't enjoy talking about my Uncle's Meat...

 

[Zook]

Well, I do.

...Wait, didn't I say you were my uncle...?

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

Disturbing in an awkward sorta way...

 

[Starmanclock]

All worship the greatness of Uncle Meat.

< 3

 

[commonyoshi]

Uncle Meat was taken off shelves today when sources reported a rather disturbing kitten hair contamination.

 

[smashman90]

Ah man, the movie was already made? I was hoping I could play the part of Uncle Meat. Oh well, Uncle Meat for President of the US! No wait. . .Uncle Meat for President of Earth! And I can be President of Uranus.

 

[KaoS]

Can I be the president of Yoursistersslightlyusedbutstilltightenoughtomaintainanerectioninheranus?

 

[Peeze]

I enjoy homosexuality.

Go to Chill's house. he's got Guys gone wild on DVD.