Vending Machine

[jigglyppuff8]

You get "Press Start".

I insert rice crackers.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get rice cookers.

insert a light bulb.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Watt.

I insert a tennis ball.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a tennis ball to teh bladder.

i insert a leaf.

 

[★Malik★™]

you get falll

i insert a smashball

 

[smashfan666]

you get a new breed of final smash (aka, the lazor, *BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*)

i insert a pickle holding nothing.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a ******* holding nothing.

I insert the citizens of NYC.

 

[handsockpuppet]

You get a Big Appl-Hey! this dang thing is stuck! *kicks machine*

I insert a quarter with a piece of string attached that is tied to my finger.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

You get a skill only a cheapskate could use.

I insert Bebe's Kids for the SNES.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get annoying little ****s.

I insert some air conditioning.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get flatulence. Lots of it.

I insert a whoopee cushion.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get fake flatulence, but it's enough to convince the old couple next to you to go away.

I insert off brand ketchup.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get on brand mustard

I insert Empathy

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get apathy.

I insert a warning.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get a infraction

I insert poetry

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Sympathy... from

I insert friends.

 

[Tacel]

You get them fought for.

I insert a horrible pun.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You get jumped.

I insert a duck

 

[tirkaro]

You get a insurance-pushing duck voiced by Gilbert Gottfried

I insert the SlapChop

 

[Jonkku]

You get Vince's "nuts"... And you love them.

I insert said nuts.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get them kyicked.

I insert said

 

[ranmaru]

You get Jigglypuff8

I insert Slyfox

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get the user Slyfox who likes Phoenix Wright.

I insert an OBJECTION!!!

 

[Jonkku]

You get overruled.

I insert Godot's coffee cup.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a badass character.

I insert some Starbucks coffee.

 

[Tacel]

You get awake.

I insert a stapler.

 

[Jonkku]

You get staples

I insert a webcomic.

 

[ranmaru]

You get Sacred PIe.

I insert cheese cake

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get cheese pie

I insert an old friend

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get to fight for them

I insert a new friend.

 

[tirkaro]

You get laid.

I insert your unwanted baby.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get it punted (I feel horrible typing that)

I insert a coffee table

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a small plank of wood.

I insert a Splinter.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

you get a cell

I insert the movie "Live Free or Die Hard"

 

[Jonkku]

You get a movie "Live Free!", then you die hard.

I make a bad pun in front of the vending machine. (And thus insert the soundwaves in it)

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a scoff, a look of disgust and then a walk of shame.

I insert a scotch.

 

[Jonkku]

You get a bottle of scrumpy.

I insert a ****-sure head full of eyeballs.

 

[Steven Jackson Action Jackson]

You get nothing because your request what invalid.

I insert a brawl disc.

 

[DMG]

You get... revealing pictures of your mother.

I insert a CD with "Rapper's Delight" on it.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get revealing pictures of YOUR mother!!! (Karma... lol)

I insert a tuna sandwich.