Weaponry

[Deleted member]

Hello my fellow combatants! I'd like to hear all about the assorted weaponry you own. From rifles, to katanas, to slingshots, I wanna hear about it!

 

[Teran]

I just have a machete.

Pretty good though, it serves best to cut watermelons in one swing.

I oil it and sharpen it regularly just in case someone tries to climb through my bedroom window though.

 

[Mota]

Thank you for making me realise that apart from a hammer, kitchen knives and other utensils, I'm practically weaponless. Maybe I should go sharpen the point of a screwdriver or something...

Really though, you should have some sort of weapon in your room, at least that's how I always thought.

 

[Teran]

Tbh having everyone paranoid and armed to the teeth is probably a bad thing.

 

[-Jumpman-]

Loool, it's the reason everyone dies in the US (yeah yeah it's hyperbolic, but it's a fact more people dieeeeee).

 

[Vigilante]

Okay...

- Two nine inch daggers,
- A tanto,
- Two kodachis,
- Two Katanas,
- A longsword,
- A rapier,
- Nunchucks,
- A Bo staff,
- Plated gloves (under the tissue),
- A Bokken,
- My body.

I used to have a short sword, but it got rusty. Now I take better care of my blades. I've only used the Bo, Bokken and plated glove in real combat for self-defense. The rest is just decoration. My body remains my best tool. Weapons just make me weaker. Oh and I'm not crazy, I just like medieval stuff.

 

[Deleted member]

Me you ask? I myself possess a wide quantity of 9mm pistols, an 8mm pistol, an M1911 in .45 caliber, a .38 Long Colt revolver, shotguns ranging from 10 gauge to 20 gauge, a captured German Mauser C96, and my pride and joy, the American version of the Mosin-Nagant rifle.

As far as swords and such, I have a katana, captured Japanese shin guntō, and a U.S. naval cutlass, dating from 1840 or so.

I've killed a LOT of money on guns.

 

[eighteenspikes]

my fists, they are made of steel

 

[Vigilante]

Muay Thai. Knees and Elbows beat fists and feet .

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

hyperbolic

 

[Divinokage]

I have a 5 feet long sword which weighs about 30 lbs (it's badass), I have a wooden sword and I have an eagle dagger (Hella sharp). It's good ****.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Really cheap bokken, cosplay Fenrir keyblade, aluminum bat, and my trusty box cutter. I like my box cutter. It was 89 cents well spent.
I wanna get a butterfly knife or cool looking dagger of sorts.
And I'm of legal age to do so now...yessssss

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Hmmm, Rev war musket, 12 gauge shotgun (Pump action), .22 caliber rifle, AR15 assault rifle (No idea where it is though), .38 revolver, Semi auto shotgun, Skill of persuasion, pretty hard punching, various kitchen knives, WWII era pistol, and that's all I can think of right now.

 

[Mini Mic]

What do you people need weapons for? Who are you fighting?

 

[Divinokage]

What do you people need weapons for? Who are you fighting?

No one, it's simply to add to my image, for me.

 

[Mini Mic]

Because you have a small penis?

 

[Divinokage]

Because you have a small penis?

Because I'm the most badass mother ****er in the world.

 

[Mini Mic]

Then why do you need weapons? Also, you didn't deny having a small penis and anything you now say to the contrary will be considered backtracking and false.

 

[Luigitoilet]

I was going to say "self-defense is a completely valuable reason for owning weapons" and also "shooting guns can be fun and people can be collectors and connoisseurs of them just like any other hobby" but Christ most of these are pretty nerdy.

Katanas? Really? A 30 pound sword? Kodachis? A LONGSWORD? Do you people also LARP? Do you ever even touch these things? Can you actually lift up and swing your 30 pound sword? I would like to see a video of this in action please.

 

[Divinokage]

Ya I swung my 30 lbs sword before, it's pretty hard, I can't even wield it one-handed unfortunately.

 

[Mini Mic]

That'll come in handy when someone comes at you with a gun.

 

[Divinokage]

That'll come in handy when someone comes at you with a gun.

Too bad I live in Canada, it's not going to happen. =) Swinging my sword would give me better strength though, so that's always good. My sword is just heavy it doesn't cut.

 

[Mini Mic]

I've always had a soft spot for Canada, to me it's what the US could have been had it not become a militaristic society.

 

[Divinokage]

Here I drew both my weapons before, that's what they look like.

 

[Pikaville]

Those look sweet.

I have a musket sword that was believed to have been used in the British /Indian war.

It's very blunt now though.

I also have some weird gun thing, I have no idea what it is.

Will post pics of both.

Although I don't think the gun actually works at all.

 

[Patinator]

I'm surprised this thread is allowed......... -_-

I've got a Ruger Mk II .22 pistol, Marlin 336 .30-30 lever action rifle, and Browning BAR .30-06 semi automatic rifle. Both rifles have scopes.

As far as physical weapons, there's nothing actually SPECIFICALLY a weapon... but I've cut down quite a few trees with my axe. I've also got a meat cleaver and a couple of pocket knives.

I feel sorry for the son of a ***** who walks in my house thinking he'll get something from me. Holy ****. ...Actually, I don't feel sorry for him.

 

[Supreme Dirt]

I personally just like swords. It's like... iunno, it reminds me of a time where when you were killed, you knew who killed you because they just stabbed you. Nowadays, you just have random shootings. If someone wants you dead, you pretty much don't have a chance. Sure, you can wear a bulletproof vest (I plan on getting one, I'm a generally paranoid person), but it doesn't protect what it doesn't cover.

Anyways, what I own is kinda small.

- a Bo
- one of those three pronged stabby things I can never remember the names of
- that heavy wooden thing that I also can't seem to recall the name of
- myself

Yeah, I'm not defenseless at all. I keep that wooden thing (damnit, why can't I remember the name?) by my bed, just in case.