Zanoske
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LOL at G&W being whited out, that was my favorite part
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What do our characters do off the screen?
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Chris Lionheart
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Ness: Plays baseball for the Chinese Professional Baseball team.
Lucas: Hangs out with Jimmy Neutron. He likes having a friend with the same hairdo.
Lucas: Hangs out with Jimmy Neutron. He likes having a friend with the same hairdo.
Veggi
Smash Champion
Girls can make out with eachother in public and still be called straight. I'm not kidding about that either.
ShaolinAce
Smash Ace
The drink tea. Those who are cool don't drink tea. See what I'm getting at?
Here is my complete list.
Mario: Makes out with Peach, and attempts to win her over by bringing her with him to his plumbing job.
Luigi: Tries and epically fails to do what Mario does.
Peach: Although she has amazing attacks, she waits around until a large turtle captures her so a fat Italian plumber will rescue her. Eventually Mario will get bored of doing so and will leave Peach in her cage. That way she won't appear in the next game.
Bowser: Captures Peach, stares at her for a while, and then just leaves to go back to his swamp (he is a turtle).
DK
lays the drums in the band of jigglypuff, and that Barbara. (jigglyouff sings).
Diddy Kong: Is the bands groupie.
Yoshi: He's a dinosaur with no form of intelligence. He does whatever dinosaurs do (mating, eating, laying eggs even though he's male).
Wario; Joined a group of traveling motorcycle stuntman. Also enjoys miscellaneous activity, especially hula-hopping while his motorcycle buddies aren't looking.l; Talks to Tinkerbell in the form of shouting "gaah". On his off days, he is also a terrorist, hence the bombs.
Zelda/Shiek: Basically the same as peach, but Link doesn't even try.
Ganondorf: same as bowser, but Ganondorf goes and runs into buses full of fat people just to show that he can.
Toon Link: Conducts the band.
Samus: Spars with Tony Stark. Winner gives up the suit 9it's always Tony).
Pit: Goes camping with falco sometimes, and ness comes along, too.
ice Climbers: Duh
ROB: Celebrates Jewish holidays with his dreidel (sp?).
Kirby: Eats anything he/she sees, including people.
Metaknight: REmains emo and goes off to cut his wrists, which he fortunately doesn't have.
Dedede: Thinks up plans to stop kirby, while eating everything he sees. He's a multi-tasker.
Olimar: Works as a florist. he sells people his Pikmin, calls them back, and then people buy them again because they suddenly disappeared.
Fox:Fights with wolf
Wolf:Fights with fox
Falco: Steals wolf's eye piece and watches fox and wolf fight while making lame DBZ references. With Lucario, too.
Captain Falcon: Complains to Sakuari over the phone about getting worse, and how his knee is no longer the knee of justice.
Pikachu: Hangs out in his pokeball 9he has a strip club inside).
Pokemon Trainer: Goes around trying to convince people that he is not ash.
Lucario:Meditates inside his pokeball
Jigglypuff:Is in the band, singing and sleeping.
Marth: goes hiding his maliness under his tiara, and starts hitting on Roy.
Ike: Armwrestles. And wins.
Ness: Plays baseball, and goes camping with falco, Lucas and Pit.
Lucas: While Ness, Falco and pit are getting mauled by bears on their camping trip, Lucas is hiding in the tent.
Mister Game and Watch: Anything
Snake: Plays minesweeper.
Sonic: Makes out with Shadow.
Mario: Makes out with Peach, and attempts to win her over by bringing her with him to his plumbing job.
Luigi: Tries and epically fails to do what Mario does.
Peach: Although she has amazing attacks, she waits around until a large turtle captures her so a fat Italian plumber will rescue her. Eventually Mario will get bored of doing so and will leave Peach in her cage. That way she won't appear in the next game.
Bowser: Captures Peach, stares at her for a while, and then just leaves to go back to his swamp (he is a turtle).
DK
lays the drums in the band of jigglypuff, and that Barbara. (jigglyouff sings).Diddy Kong: Is the bands groupie.
Yoshi: He's a dinosaur with no form of intelligence. He does whatever dinosaurs do (mating, eating, laying eggs even though he's male).
Wario; Joined a group of traveling motorcycle stuntman. Also enjoys miscellaneous activity, especially hula-hopping while his motorcycle buddies aren't looking.l; Talks to Tinkerbell in the form of shouting "gaah". On his off days, he is also a terrorist, hence the bombs.
Zelda/Shiek: Basically the same as peach, but Link doesn't even try.
Ganondorf: same as bowser, but Ganondorf goes and runs into buses full of fat people just to show that he can.
Toon Link: Conducts the band.
Samus: Spars with Tony Stark. Winner gives up the suit 9it's always Tony).
Pit: Goes camping with falco sometimes, and ness comes along, too.
ice Climbers: Duh
ROB: Celebrates Jewish holidays with his dreidel (sp?).
Kirby: Eats anything he/she sees, including people.
Metaknight: REmains emo and goes off to cut his wrists, which he fortunately doesn't have.
Dedede: Thinks up plans to stop kirby, while eating everything he sees. He's a multi-tasker.
Olimar: Works as a florist. he sells people his Pikmin, calls them back, and then people buy them again because they suddenly disappeared.
Fox:Fights with wolf
Wolf:Fights with fox
Falco: Steals wolf's eye piece and watches fox and wolf fight while making lame DBZ references. With Lucario, too.
Captain Falcon: Complains to Sakuari over the phone about getting worse, and how his knee is no longer the knee of justice.
Pikachu: Hangs out in his pokeball 9he has a strip club inside).
Pokemon Trainer: Goes around trying to convince people that he is not ash.
Lucario:Meditates inside his pokeball
Jigglypuff:Is in the band, singing and sleeping.
Marth: goes hiding his maliness under his tiara, and starts hitting on Roy.
Ike: Armwrestles. And wins.
Ness: Plays baseball, and goes camping with falco, Lucas and Pit.
Lucas: While Ness, Falco and pit are getting mauled by bears on their camping trip, Lucas is hiding in the tent.
Mister Game and Watch: Anything
Snake: Plays minesweeper.
Sonic: Makes out with Shadow.
Veggi
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This truely is the greatest post Smashboards has ever seen.
Chris Lionheart
Smash Champion
Not really...
Oh and
Diddy: ***** random people on the street with his forward B.
Snake: Appears in countless "Nothing At All" jokes in the most recent pages of Funny Brawl Pics.
Donkey: Hes a stupid monkey. Whats he supposed to do.
Lucario: Gets praised for being the best Pokemon of the worst generation.
Captain Falcon: Races around in a car. He is pissed that a movie was made of Speed Racer instead of him.
Zanoske
Smash Journeyman
R.O.B - Dies out for dead batteries
Luigi - Gets high off of mushrooms
Mario - Saves Daisy intead of Peach
Ike - Fighting for his friends
Meta Knight - takes off his mask and reveals!
HIS TRUE FACE! (all rights belong to affinity2412 for making this pic)
Luigi - Gets high off of mushrooms
Mario - Saves Daisy intead of Peach
Ike - Fighting for his friends
Meta Knight - takes off his mask and reveals!
Grunt
Smash Master
Well, that's only because they cut out the *** pinching.
the_Capt_Falcon_Master
Smash Lord
lol why thank you
Sun-Wukong
Smash Journeyman
Well, Ike fights for his friends...
Chris Lionheart
Smash Champion
In other words there never was any *** pinching.
Wiz
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Well.... Diddy has a couple bananas, smokes some cigarettes, seduces Samus, and saves the world when HE's not Brawling.
Team Star Fox - Same as Diddy, minus the bananas, smokes, and Samus
Mario and Luigi are plumbers.....
Wario.... dont you ever watch him in the beginning of WarioWare games? He's gorging on sweets.
Donkey Kong. One cannot fathom the awesome things DK does.
Snake - He's got the lotion and a towel, seriously. This is what he does in his free time in the MGS games.. Which Makes Kojima awesome for making him so realistic.
Sonic, The Ice Climbers, and Pit - They get drunk, and fall off cliffs to their doom ( I wish, they doth annoy me horribly as a Diddy player)
Everybody Else - They sit in boxes, waiting for the moment to strike
Team Star Fox - Same as Diddy, minus the bananas, smokes, and Samus
Mario and Luigi are plumbers.....
Wario.... dont you ever watch him in the beginning of WarioWare games? He's gorging on sweets.
Donkey Kong. One cannot fathom the awesome things DK does.
Snake - He's got the lotion and a towel, seriously. This is what he does in his free time in the MGS games.. Which Makes Kojima awesome for making him so realistic.
Sonic, The Ice Climbers, and Pit - They get drunk, and fall off cliffs to their doom ( I wish, they doth annoy me horribly as a Diddy player)
Everybody Else - They sit in boxes, waiting for the moment to strike
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This is what they do off screen.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_PvQXasX4gA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_PvQXasX4gA
Chris Lionheart
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NESSBOUNDER
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They hang out.
Doesn't anyone else here read Awkward Zombie?
Doesn't anyone else here read Awkward Zombie?
Kirye
Smash Ace
"Donkey: Hes a stupid monkey. Whats he supposed to do."
He lives kid, he lives.
Anyway, this thread is pretty fail.
And Ike is a ***.
He lives kid, he lives.
Anyway, this thread is pretty fail.
And Ike is a ***.
Yoshara
Smash Lord
The funny thing is that I was thinking the same thing.
MarthTrinity
Smash Lord
Congrats, you made someone a looooooong distance away laugh hysterically XD
And what do they do when they're not Brawling...?
ROB sits there and gathers dust because seriously, who uses their ROB anymore...?
Pit sits there and gathers dust because seriously, who plays Kid Icarus anymore...?
Ice Climbers....well...you know where I'm going with this.
Just kidding of course, I own both Ice Climbers and Kid Icarus...wasn't kidding about ROB though...
And Wario goes and eats some Mona Pizza! God that song is catchy...
D3w3y
Smash Cadet
Peach: Gets kidnapped.
Bowser: Kidnaps.
Mario: Saves kidnapped princess.
Luigi: Well... he does drugs.
Bowser: Kidnaps.
Mario: Saves kidnapped princess.
Luigi: Well... he does drugs.
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lol
Bowser tries to kidnap Peach.
Peach gets successfully kidnapped by Bowser. Every. Single. Time.
Captain Falcon oversees the universe as a God would.
Ice Climbers go back to being horrible.
Pokémon Trainer tries to be the very best, like no one ever was.
And Ike, of course, fights for his friends.
gorgon.
Smash Ace
Luigi smokes. Bowser gives up trying to catch Peach and goes after ZSS.
majora_787
Smash Hero
Fox Falco Snake Metaknight Wolf and Capt. Falcon all go to the repair shop, brutally falcon punch the workers, and take it over for their own personal gain as far as mechanics go. 
Wiz
Smash Cadet
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sonic destroys machines made by fat people who think their evil
Demon_Parasite
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Luigi writes in his diary about fake adventures.
Lucas cries to himself.
Ness beats up hippies.
Ice Climbers... climb ice :D
Now, a better question would be, what do assist trophy characters do when they're waiting to be broken open?
Lucas cries to himself.
Ness beats up hippies.
Ice Climbers... climb ice :D
Now, a better question would be, what do assist trophy characters do when they're waiting to be broken open?
They all wait for the giant hands to come pick them...poor people. They stand by their windows in rooms they cannot leave... then giant hands forcefully drag them out through the window... then they fight for their lives... or those same hands try to kill them... Overall, a great life.
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Mewtwo and Roy are plotting to get revenge on Lucario and Ike.
R.O.B. is sitting in a empty box in a closet.
D.K. and Diddy Kong are still eating bananas and slowly getting fatter each day.
Pit is in Angel Land, still waiting for Nintendo to make a new Kid Icarus game.
Marth is trying to learn english for the remake of the original Fire Emblem.
Wario is eating beans to prepare for the Wario Waft.
Mr. Game & Watch has been kiddnaped by Tabuu for the sequel to the Subspace Emissary.
Pichu is dead.
R.O.B. is sitting in a empty box in a closet.
D.K. and Diddy Kong are still eating bananas and slowly getting fatter each day.
Pit is in Angel Land, still waiting for Nintendo to make a new Kid Icarus game.
Marth is trying to learn english for the remake of the original Fire Emblem.
Wario is eating beans to prepare for the Wario Waft.
Mr. Game & Watch has been kiddnaped by Tabuu for the sequel to the Subspace Emissary.
Pichu is dead.
Zanoske
Smash Journeyman
and then Snake saves ZSS instead of mario
SkylerOcon
Tiny Dancer
You obviously have no yaoi expirience.
Ike and Soren are an implied couple much more often than Ike and Elincia.
On-topic:
Fox- Does a barrel roll.
majora_787
Smash Hero
Fox does a barrel roll while Wolf barrel rolls Foix's barrel roll with a barrel roll in the barrel roll. Then Falco cuts himself one time for every time I said barrel roll. 
Chris Lionheart
Smash Champion
WTF is yaoi? Isn't it one of those gayass porn websites?
And if they are, its only because its much more fun to pick on a random video game character as being gay rather than call them straight.
Also note the word implied. It means something is possible not that its definite.
majora_787
Smash Hero
Kinda. It's japanese guy on guy BS. Fangirls tend to be the only people who care about it. And when I say fangirls I mean the grotesque almost pathetic ones.
Chris Lionheart
Smash Champion
Sounds like I was right on the mark.
majora_787
Smash Hero
It's not a website. But anyway, when they're offscreen, the characters come here to tell people to stop talking about yaoi. I just figured I'd beat them to it.
:034:
Smash Hero
Ponder on how to rule the world.
Miamisportsfan45
Smash Lord
ZSS: Finds herself a girlfriend to use her whip on.
Bowser: Kidnaps a princess so that a lowlife Italian must rescue her.
Zelda: Thinks up schemes that would make Link go out of his way to rescue her or do her favors.
Ganondorf: Thinks of how he can start white slavery.
Pokemon Trainer: Relaxes at the beach while he has time off from protecting the world from team whatever.
Yoshi: Sits next to an empty egg carton in the fridge.
Kirby: Getting a restraining order to keep Yoshi out of his kitchen.
Bowser: Kidnaps a princess so that a lowlife Italian must rescue her.
Zelda: Thinks up schemes that would make Link go out of his way to rescue her or do her favors.
Ganondorf: Thinks of how he can start white slavery.
Pokemon Trainer: Relaxes at the beach while he has time off from protecting the world from team whatever.
Yoshi: Sits next to an empty egg carton in the fridge.
Kirby: Getting a restraining order to keep Yoshi out of his kitchen.