What do you do to Random Noobs online?

[SSJ5Goku8932]

Title

I like to Lure them to me and spike them and watch as they helplessly try to recover.

 

[Spike6sic6]

Disconnect. Works well.

 

[DLO]

Chaingrab to death/chaingrab to spike/falcon punch
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[OmegaXF]

Dancing Blade Spam. And instant T-Bags do the trick.

 

[Meccs]

Disconnect. Works well.

this.

10d/cs

 

[Volt7x]

Practice Marth spikes. And taunt spam them.

 

[POKE40]

Pretend to be one of them...
Use Ike...f-smash-spam
But yet have sexy mindgames when I dair spike them lol.

Then cause chaos with G&W

 

[Syrinx]

I watch as they fail to recover after an Up B......I don't know lol.

 

[Slithe]

Nothing feels better than spiking them with Luigi's down taunt when they grab the ledge.

Either that or Ken Comboing them at a low percentage or spiking them when successfully recovering onto the stage with Falco's Side+B and watching them fail to recover from both. Oh yeah, can't forget the stage spike (ie, Marth's Up+B when your opponent has grabbed the ledge).

Mind games are always fun too. Not to mention switching between taunts and attacks and pwning your opponent in the process.

 

[Ugg]

I don't do stuff to myself.
..
;[

 

[2J94]

I don't play online.

 

[DyranMahBoooiii]

Play as their characters and win.

 

[Dragoomba]

Play as their characters and win.

Blah, I was just about to say that.

 

[:mad:]

Randomly PKT2 with Ness.
Easy kills at 40% and they get all frustrated.

 

[Cease Tick]

Wall infinites.

 

[kingdom-triforce]

Reflect all their items.

 

[BombermanFanatic]

Mess around. Bowsercide the same guy over and over until I get a pity smash. Than Gigacide them.
Or if I want to leave, tornado spam usually does the trick.

 

[Plum]

Doing so well with a character that they have that "zomg broken! I must play as him to has chance!" thing and switch to your main.
Only to find that they can't do ANYTHING with them and fail even worse.

That and abusing the fact that they can't DI.
Throwing them into the laser on Halberd or a smartbomb and watch them just sit there and take it when you pop out in half a second XD

 

[Fat NISMO]

do the lowriding wario

 

[Tim-Tim]

own them.

the end.

 

[Xivii]

I don't play online.

Necessary?
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Spam Kirby over smash
Suck them in and fall off with Kirby and DDD
Down Air their recovery with Kirby
Get the good items then throw them off, and hold the smash orbXD
Walk up to them on SSD, Shield grab their attack then throw em.
Wait for them to pick Kirby then pick Ike and R@p3

 

[Slasherx]

Gimp them off the cliff with Marth, or Tlink, even spike.
Against noobs spammer, MK Dsmash/Gimp do the trick.

 

[:mad:]

I cape the space animals.

 

[13th Nightmare]

Cause as much havoc as I can in the short space of time that is allowed

 

[Brave Hippo]

I played a Lucario who continued to try and 'Counter'. With perfect timing, I did a 180 Degree Falcon PAWNCH on him ever...single...time.

 

[Kage Me]

Take my time while they beat up eachother to gather six white Pikmin.

Then use my "Pikmin grapple" to pull one out of the group and start pummeling. Repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat.

Very fun.

 

[FireKirby7]

Edgegaurding someone online makes them REALLY mad.
After I edgegaurd someone they attack me for the rest of the match, and taunt when I die. Or they horribly attempt at edgegaurding me. Which is hilarious when I'm Ness, and PKT2 them when they just sit there on the ledge.

 

[AranOcean]

I use mah sexy mingamez to crush their hopes and dreams.

 

[Sgt. Baker]

I use Kirby Taunts

Need I say more?

 

[ExCeL 52]

who plays with anyone?

 

[Commander Blizzard]

Beat them to death, dis-connect, act like one, ect.
Basically, I have a lot of tactics for whenever situations like these ever arrive.

 

[DemonFart]

throw em off the stage. Most don't know how to recover.

 

[Alt53]

Spam Up + B

I also like dodging their feeble attempts to attack for a good 5 minutes

 

[Dr. Ike]

I play ike

 

[KING BRISKET]

1-Trap them in Pit's side-B over the edge of the stage

2-Sidestep and shiel grab them until they get frustrated

3-Beat em' so bad they don't wanna play smash anymore

 

[Denzi]

If they're Ness: Marth GR infinate

CG with Falco

Kirbycide

 

[felix0-9]

Depends on the character the noob is playing. For Captain Falcon noobs, it's fun to stand right in front of them as they charge the falcon punch then step back and avoid it as soon as they think they're gonna hit.

 

[Sesshomuronay]

Whats funny is using nothing but smash attacks or being falcon and using only falcon punch and winning those 2 minute match things.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

If they're not annoying and actually seem decent at the game, I leave them alone or just K.O them once in a while.

If they're really annoying or suck really bad, I choose their character and own them. Today I owned some noob playing as a red Zelda. He left after trying everything he could....hillarious.

 

[bowser jnr]

spam smash atacks because thats wat tthey do