What do you do to Random Noobs online?

mightychir · Feb 15, 2009

I just beat the hell out of them

illinialex24 · Feb 15, 2009

I fight for my friends.

Prepare yourself.

Show me your moves.

Whats the matter, scared?

Come on.

Haiiiii

*Some crazy Japanese gibberish*

Don't Try Me

Hands of my Prey

Slasherx · Feb 15, 2009

I stand there until the first guy hit me.
Then **** him through the entire match, either with DK or Marfy spike.

AuraKid · Feb 17, 2009

Use Lucario, sandbag until i have over 100 % damage, then **** their *****

j0s3ph · Feb 17, 2009

infinite dimensional cape as long as I can, spam tornado, idc, tornado, rinse and repeat until 200% then spam smashes

ndayday · Feb 17, 2009

I usually kill them. Not that I ever go to With Everyone...man, last time I was on that thing was around 10 months ago. Bad memories...

Da-D-Mon-109 · Feb 18, 2009

You people are so mean... Newbies are people too! You have to help nuture them! You might be breeding the next Mew2King!

NintendoMan07 · Feb 18, 2009

I haven't met any n00bs online. >_>

If I did, I'd still probably lose to'em. And then lose again. And again. And again. Until they got bored enough with their obviously inferior opponent to leave.

...

QQ

justaway12 · Feb 18, 2009

☻I go easy on them or I play like them.☻

Scinn · Feb 18, 2009

at first i try to be friends but then i kill them all like mad cuz they all sucks

Kage Me · Feb 18, 2009

Da-D-Mon-109 said:
You people are so mean... Newbies are people too! You have to help nuture them! You might be breeding the next Mew2King!

Newbie =/= noob.

If you have trouble telling them apart, newbies make rookie mistakes while noobs spam Counter and Quick Draw.

RyuKen! · Feb 18, 2009

I taunt in there face with sonic, your too slowwwwww.

MyCurse4Life · Feb 18, 2009

Trap them with a chaingrab with a wall in front of me, this must really made them mad.

Adetque · Feb 21, 2009

There was once this Bowser that I 4-stocked in 2 min with G&W. Was with anyone, no items, pictochat, 1v1.

But normally I pick Luigi and spam up-B.

MetaMasterMoe · Feb 22, 2009

Switch and Own them with Jigglypuff. Truly the best way to say I own you.

Shadia · Feb 27, 2009

whats really fun is to jump over a thunder spamming pikachu and reflect it back at them. the funniest part is that they usually keep trying even though I reflect it every time.

Pink murder · Feb 27, 2009

I pick a big stage, and go to a corner and spam "Haaaaiii!"
Then in the last 30 seconds i go down and win the match.

tsilver33 · Feb 27, 2009

When I'm feeling rather silly when playing online, I do one of my favorite things, ever. Pick Captain Falcon, and just Falcon PAWNCH everyone in sight. No punches, no jumps (except to recover), just walking/running, and Falcon Punch spamming. Any time I land I hit, "Show ya moves!" it makes them So angry, once all three of em teamed on me just so I would stop! XD The sad part is, sometimes I end up winning the match...

Jaedrik · Feb 28, 2009

illinialex24 said:
*Some crazy Japanese gibberish*

By this I assume you mean Marusu's down taunt;
"Minna, miteite kure!" which is Japanese for "Everyone, please watch over me!".

Any type of Suicide move works fun. :chuckle:

Pick Ghostirby/General Storm and try to go to skyworld and glitch upthrow supersuicide them.

Fruitlessly attempt, in my own stubborn attempt to make myself feel all-powerful and happy, to own them with a person that their character counters. Ahh, fun times.

Captain Falconeyisland discoPAWNCH them... and tauntspam. =3

FB Dj_Iskascribble · Feb 28, 2009

Play ice cimbers and let them get grabbed

Rubyiris · Feb 28, 2009

I get beat. HD TV + Router lag = full second of lag. You try winning under those conditions. <_<

voomm · Feb 28, 2009

n00b ness players lol you gimp them!

C.S. Dinah · Mar 1, 2009

I Do whatever I can to piss them off, making them come after me! Then just run away the whole time.
Fsmashing people at high %s (Whoever's around) , Fan infinites, Steal KOs, etc.
I've manage to KO someone using snake's box taunt!
But It mostly depends on if I'm in the mood to have some fun.

:mad: · Mar 1, 2009

C Spyker said:
I Do whatever I can to piss them off, making them come after me! Then just run away the whole time.
Fsmashing people at high %s (Whoever's around) , Fan infinites, Steal KOs, etc.
I've manage to KO someone using snake's box taunt!
But It mostly depends on if I'm in the mood to have some fun.

Well, then I guess that would make you one of the "random noobs".

n00b ness players lol you gimp them!

Silly Falco.

~Zack~ · Mar 1, 2009

i love to steal others KOs and then run away and lead them right into a different players smash if they follow me =P
and love to keep doing ness's pk fire and watch as they can't get out of it

:mad: · Mar 1, 2009

~Zack~ said:
i love to steal others KOs and then run away and lead them right into a different players smash if they follow me =P
and love to keep doing ness's pk fire and watch as they can't get out of it

lol zack. <3
You gotta love that PK Fire online.

AndreVeloso · Mar 1, 2009

I always lose to random people online. They always put in CPUs and spam Ike's Forward Smash on them.

Shiranui · Mar 1, 2009

You can't put coms in random online matchs...

I just spam Ike's up smash since they won't be able to dodge it...

C.S. Dinah · Mar 1, 2009

Straked said:
Well, then I guess that would make you one of the "random noobs".

Silly Falco.

Heh, Perhaps I am. :laugh:

Adetque · Mar 1, 2009

Shiranui said:
You can't put coms in random online matchs...

I get coms all the time.

JennetteMcCurdyFan · Mar 1, 2009

I pwn them like there's no tomorrow. And also spam Peach's B \/ on them.

AndreVeloso · Mar 1, 2009

Adetque said:
I get coms all the time.

I get CPUs in some matches and some where there isn't any.

1UPChris · Mar 1, 2009

I like to taunt right next to a player so they understand that I'm trying to team up with them. It's usually someone that seems decent. Then me and the person I teamed up with pwn the 2 other players and taunt them constantly. :laugh:

GGMoneY · Mar 1, 2009

Pawnch, Kyick, YESH!

Show Ya Moves.

TIME!

This games winner is Captain ~~Fabulous~~ Falcon!

Prince The Ripper · Mar 1, 2009

practice combos on them or spam the living crap out of them XD
i also like knocking them away and watching them run towards u so u can do it again =P

Avion · Mar 10, 2009

I personally like to chain grab/spike repeatedly, on every stock I possibly can. Since there's so much lag they can't recover, and I usually end up getting teamed up on the next round :laugh:

Conspiricy · Mar 31, 2009

THUNDERSTORMING.

olimar grab to spike pisses them off quite a lot too.

Murder punch

stage spike

Bieng thier char.

-SIEG

jamesmcilear · Apr 7, 2009

Playing with them, I.E taunting them then going WTF POONAGE on them. :]

UberWatts · Apr 7, 2009

i fool them by playing as bowser while they choose ike then i show them mah forward smash

POKE40 · Apr 7, 2009

UberWatts said:
i fool them by playing as bowser while they choose ike then i show them mah forward smash

silly uberwatts
tricks are for kids :O

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