What do you do to Random Noobs online?

[thanortinzak]

I chaingrab them with my Falco, Dedede, and Ice Climbers (but mostly with ICs)

 

[WeeGeeSmash]

Mindgaming them is what I do before I destroy them...

 

[Ademo]

I grab them.
And they don't want to get grabbed. >:]

 

[Bomber7]

Some I feed to Charizard. others I throw into my infinite bidoof pit. where they agaonize in pain with that **** hiker.

 

[mofo_]

purposely lose a lot to make them think theyre so good, then i own them

 

[Bomber7]

lol scrubs online. they are horrible. MK losing to CF lol.

 

[ChibiD]

Well if I'm brawling with anyone, I lure/spike them to watch them struggle. As they die, I spam taunts. Then repeat.

 

[kid _icarus]

taunt endlessly till it either drives them to suicide or try and attack you, at which point you then chain grab them.

 

[Exce L]

I see them... and run.

 

[Conspiricy]

SACRED COMBO.

I once managed to get all three with it at the same time, best replay ever.
Thank you and goodnight.

 

[Anonymous24]

Sometimes use snake grab them and put them to sleep repeatedly, always works in my opinion.

 

[upwndbykaiibi]

Play as their characters and win.

Yeah I always do that.^^ After like three matches they leave. Probably because they got annoyed or something. T. T

 

[rSmooth]

Usually I single out someone and just attack them no matter what. It doesn't matter who else attacks me, I'll keep pursuing that one person.

That annoying person online that won't leave you alone..... that's me.


If you're playing on a big enough stage then you can get two 1on 1 battles doing this.

 

[Nysyarc]

I just grab them and repeatedly chuck them off the edge of the stage, and then use one of Ike's various spikes on them... over and over again. I love when they try to grab me back and start spamming their dairs when I'm off stage, because they never know how to do it, and then I get them again.

 

[9Kplus1]

I taunt them like hell. It always make them come to me and if they rack up at least 1% on me, I get serious and keep taunting.

I know it annoys noobs when they keep hearing, "HAIYYYI" and "Squirtle! Squirtle" so it gets fun when I keep doing it.

Mindgames on the Temple with noobs is too much fun. Oh and it's also fun to find a good player and beast on the noob in the game .

 

[Ikenomon]

Sometimes I just drop out of the match once I KO them and then taunt; this makes everyone's connection lost. I know that this is very mean but I only do this to the most irritating players online, they deserve it. To the less annoying/nooby players I just annoy them back by taunting whenever they die, and sometimes I keep killing myself just to get invincibility frames and attack them when I am invincible. After attacking them, I just kill myself again to start the process all over. This worked all most all the time for me and I only do this to the annoying players online to get back on them.

 

[Steel]

Well it IS just a game, no need to make their gaming experience worse just because you aren't having a good time :/

(referring to exiting the game to kick everyone off)

 

[Lazer Hawk]

When i happen to play noobs, I usually sangbagg. I can't play seriously against someone who lets me combo them to hell.

 

[SpongeBathBill]

Try to beat them using only the Control Stick and A button.

 

[King Funk]

Some guys like to pick Bridge of Eldin or stages without ledges... What to do to such guys is very simple: camp at one of the ends of the stage, grab and b-throw --> FREE KILL!

That way you won't have to deal with such lame stages again...

 

[mskusu]

Sometimes I just drop out of the match once I KO them and then taunt; this makes everyone's connection lost. I know that this is very mean but I only do this to the most irritating players online, they deserve it.

This. I also like letting them beat me around for a while, then disconnecting just before I fly off the screen.

For the less annoying players, I pick a character with an easily spammable move (for instance, MK's whorenado) and use only that move repeatedly until they disconnect.

 

[Zekirra]

Dodge all of their attacks and laugh when they can't hit me.
I have yet to chaingrab a counter spammer, but I bet it feels good.

 

[Airgemini]

I don't know about anyone else, but I LOVE taunting after deaths (usiing mean taunts). It normally gets them angrier and makes them more likely to lose :3

I only do this to random people though, like ladder matches..