full_95
Smash Journeyman
the answer, http://www.nintendorks.com/ssbmguide /index.html
the people that wrote the guides on this website need to be sterilized. it's the most rediculously bad guide to any game, ever. so bad that i can borderline classify the contributors as mentally ********, or at least lacking a few chromosomes. i am only pissed at this site and it's mutant creators because they present such a limited spectrum of useless moves/application of moves/strategies in such an authoritative way, like they actually know what they are talking about. clearly nobody that contributed to this ****storm of a site knows a thing about smash bros.
(keep in mind that the arrow's point to idiots)
This "official nintendorks guide" includes such helpful tidbits as, (referring to the fox strategies presented)
--> "As soon as the fight begins, hit them with a dash move and don't give them breathing room,"
and my personal favorite, which has really upped my fox game to a whole new level that was previously unachievable by humans due to the sheer genius and innovation it implies, surely this strategy is flawless:
--> "If you can clear them out first, you'll have the edge for the rest of the battle. Be sure to hit A repeatedly to trap them ina web of kicks."
For ness, a "long range character," mindboggling strats such as:
--> (against sword chars) "PK Flash works well against them, as does the many different ways to use PK Thunder. PK Fire is helpful when the swordsmen is getting too close for comfort. Just fire it off and they will be incapacitated for a second, and you can make your getaway."
another favorite (for pikachu against "speedsters")
--> "These guys are just as fast, if not faster than you, so don't take the same strategy you would against slower characters. Evade until these guys leave themselves open with some of their slower moves, occasionally fighting in mid air - you should usually be able to get the jump on an enemy that's not prepared for this, using Pikachu's thunder drill (Forward Smash + Z in air). Grab items and bombard them, and move in for the kill with your thunder. "
dont take my word for it, go to the site. the stupidity is rampant throughout. somebody needs to tell these tards to either update the h3ll out of it, or get this travesty off the internet because it's a waste of bandwith and time. the game's been out for like 5 years, advanced techs have been around at least a few years, get your **** straight nintendorks, that's a pathetic excuse for an "official guide."
- sorry for the rant, have any of you guys seen this crap before? i hope its an elaborate joke on me. anyways, what do you guys think? deserving of reprimand or did i just waste 20 minutes of my life writing this?
the people that wrote the guides on this website need to be sterilized. it's the most rediculously bad guide to any game, ever. so bad that i can borderline classify the contributors as mentally ********, or at least lacking a few chromosomes. i am only pissed at this site and it's mutant creators because they present such a limited spectrum of useless moves/application of moves/strategies in such an authoritative way, like they actually know what they are talking about. clearly nobody that contributed to this ****storm of a site knows a thing about smash bros.
(keep in mind that the arrow's point to idiots)
This "official nintendorks guide" includes such helpful tidbits as, (referring to the fox strategies presented)
--> "As soon as the fight begins, hit them with a dash move and don't give them breathing room,"
and my personal favorite, which has really upped my fox game to a whole new level that was previously unachievable by humans due to the sheer genius and innovation it implies, surely this strategy is flawless:
--> "If you can clear them out first, you'll have the edge for the rest of the battle. Be sure to hit A repeatedly to trap them ina web of kicks."
For ness, a "long range character," mindboggling strats such as:
--> (against sword chars) "PK Flash works well against them, as does the many different ways to use PK Thunder. PK Fire is helpful when the swordsmen is getting too close for comfort. Just fire it off and they will be incapacitated for a second, and you can make your getaway."
another favorite (for pikachu against "speedsters")
--> "These guys are just as fast, if not faster than you, so don't take the same strategy you would against slower characters. Evade until these guys leave themselves open with some of their slower moves, occasionally fighting in mid air - you should usually be able to get the jump on an enemy that's not prepared for this, using Pikachu's thunder drill (Forward Smash + Z in air). Grab items and bombard them, and move in for the kill with your thunder. "
dont take my word for it, go to the site. the stupidity is rampant throughout. somebody needs to tell these tards to either update the h3ll out of it, or get this travesty off the internet because it's a waste of bandwith and time. the game's been out for like 5 years, advanced techs have been around at least a few years, get your **** straight nintendorks, that's a pathetic excuse for an "official guide."
- sorry for the rant, have any of you guys seen this crap before? i hope its an elaborate joke on me. anyways, what do you guys think? deserving of reprimand or did i just waste 20 minutes of my life writing this?
