What made you laugh today?

[Frown]

That's right! Another post count +1 topic!

Today, I laughed when a coke can exploded when I hit it against the wall.

 

[AquaTech]

I had an indoor track practice this morning. A girl accidentally wandered onto the track while our group was running at full speed, and this one guy took her out. We were laughing after we found out she was okay though.

 

[Teran]

Telling my university interviewer a scientific fact he didn't know, even though he was meant to try and do the opposite to me.

He caught me out later though

 

[Deleted member]

In the changing room at the pool, I threw a carton of apple juice over the lockers and it exploded.

 

[1048576]

I was playing a FFA. I was Jigglypuff. I broke up a fight between a Dr. Mario and a Link with a bair, and the Dr. Mario was like "that little cotton candy." I've never heard Jiggs described in such a manner. It made me chuckle.

 

[Rici]

Today, I laughed when a coke can randomly exploded when I hit it against the wall.

If you hit it against the wall, then it did not randomly explode. You made it happen .

 

[Frown]

If you hit it against the wall, then it did not randomly explode. You made it happen .

Well, the can shouldn't explode if it just gently bumps into something! Unless you've been carrying it around for a couple of weeks... and already hit it against a bunch of other things... and shaken it...

All right, I'm editing the "randomly" out.

 

[cajunkid]

i am see dead squirrel. this is funny

 

[Mith_]

The girls that sit behind me in my english class always make me chuckle. One mentions pr0n every class and the other one makes silly noises.

 

[SyOn]

Being silly with my friends. :D

 

[MaxDeUh]

Some girls were talking about dolphins and one was almost positive that dolphins laid eggs. Well anyways, I explained to her that dolphins are mammals. Some other girl said, "Yeah, but fish lay eggs."

"Yeah but dolphins aren't fish, they're mammals."

"So what? Dolphins can just walk out of the ocean onto land?"

She couldn't grasp the idea of there being such a thing as a sea mammal.

 

[Rici]

Dolphins are birds, obviously. They lay eggs!

 

[damezguy]

i told my friend my moms name was karen. then he said, hello karen and she looked at him like he was crazy and he went redder than ness'es hat. it was so funny, yeah my sense of humour is evil.

 

[NintendoMan07]

How addicted to Twister from The World Ends With You I am.

Seriously, I don't even like rap/pop music. I find it really funny.

 

[Xsyven]

Reading the thread title followed by the thread creator's name made me chuckle.

 

[Chaco]

I laughed until I about cried when my Coach served and hit my friend in the back of the head at practice.

Took him off his feet.

 

[victra♥]

Reading the thread title followed by the thread creator's name made me chuckle.

This post made me laugh. Well, what it pointed out anyways.

Anyways, I'm studying communism and fascism in social, and a student in my class made a poster about downloading music. It had a picture of a teenager on a computer with headphones, with Lenin's hand on his shoulder. The slogan went something like "Downloading mp3s is like downloading COMMUNISM." I laughed really hard.

 

[mzink*]

My friend said she got a bad grade in her horticulture class because she said she massacred the plants lol.

I just envisioned someone randomly massacring a bunch of helpless potted plants and I lol'd.
Poor little plants.

 

[Zip.]

well my cousin told me a joke about sex in graveyards, it was more of a wtf then a giggle, but other than that, nothing.

 

[Albert.]

In Choir today all the men skipped school to go to a mall to build a build-a-bear for our choral director.

He was soo pissed that we skipped but he really liked the bear

LOL

 

[chuckyj100]

Some "girls that are friends" went to hot topic about a year ago and i told them that my bro used to work there. Well to find out that they where going to ask my bro to go on a "date" and goto the movies with him. O_0 lol

100 post yayaya lol

 

[slave1]

Some girls were talking about dolphins and one was almost positive that dolphins laid eggs. Well anyways, I explained to her that dolphins are mammals. Some other girl said, "Yeah, but fish lay eggs."

"Yeah but dolphins aren't fish, they're mammals."

"So what? Dolphins can just walk out of the ocean onto land?"

She couldn't grasp the idea of there being such a thing as a sea mammal.

this post.

i got the sexiest head shot ever in MLG today.

 

[~rh]

Some girl tripped on a stationary desk.

 

[Chaco]

One of my friends told me a story about how she had this nasty birthmark on her back, and everyone called her "Spot". I laughed so hard.

It was in Kindergarden.

 

[Morrigan]

SPOT. So mean

i am see dead squirrel. this is funny

^

Seeing this persons posts all day.

 

[The Dinkoman]

A parked car hit me.

 

[zrky]

A parked car hit me.

this made me laugh today

 

[1UPChris]

My friend seagulled this one kid with some ranch. Then the ranch dripped onto my friends pants. Looked pretty naaasty when it dried up.

 

[Lemonwater]

Well, I call one of my friends 'Raccoon' because she has this lack of melanin in parts of her skin and it causes some spots around her eye area. I know, I'm so mean XD

 

[Brave Hippo]

Some senior wanted to get in a fight with me today because i was hitting on his Girl friend. I leaned back, pulled my fist back, screamed "FALCON......PAWNCH!" And hit him in the balls. True story.

No but really, my friend was telling me about pr0n bloopers....Yes, there IS pr0n bloopers.

 

[Deleted member]

Courtney, Brandon, and I were sitting in the back of the office, and me and Courtney were talking about how she gave a guy named Eric a blo****. Brandon overheard us, and while a cop was walking in, he yelled "What? Courtney gives Eric blo****s?" Courtney was so embarrassed!

I made up the names

 

[Blackadder]

Courtney, Brandon, and I were sitting in the back of the office, and me and Courtney were talking about how she gave a guy named Eric a blo****. Brandon overheard us, and while a cop was walking in, he yelled "What? Courtney gives Eric blo****s?" Courtney was so embarrassed!

I made up the names

Because if you didn't, we would all track her down and ask for one ourselves, obviously.

What made me laugh today? In english class we were watching Dead Poets Society, and we'd just finished the scene where Robin Williams tells his class to rip up the intro of their poetry books. The next scene was the students saying The Lord's Prayer, and the teacher quickly paused the DVD player.

"See, wasn't that moving? ... Not The Lord's Prayer, the speech!"
Considering he made such an offhand remark like that in a very Catholic school, I couldn't help but chuckle. Other's didn't, I can tell you.

 

[Kinzer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs_CBvPmf4c&feature=channel_page

...That one number... it never gets old... you know which one I'm talking about if you've seen the video and if my "indication" are a good enough hint...

 

[Maniclysane]

Getting owned by an Ike on with anyone made me laugh.

(I cried D

 

[Morrigan]

Well, I call one of my friends 'Raccoon' because she has this lack of melanin in parts of her skin and it causes some spots around her eye area. I know, I'm so mean XD

Isn't that like a serious disease?

 

[Zip.]

This...
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk129/Dombossu/1234678646763.jpg
<_<

 

[Azua]

This...
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk129/Dombossu/1234678646763.jpg
<_<

Oh my god, that.


I need to frame that.

 

[|RK|]

"How may I offer my assistance, King Dedede?"

"I require a monstrous beast to savagely assault the one known as Kirby."

"Such an act is what we employees of Nightmare Enterprises excel at."

"It would be best if you make this transaction with a guarantee of your money returned to you, should it fail to meet expectations."

^This

 

[Frown]

This...
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk129/Dombossu/1234678646763.jpg
<_<

I looked at it and went "meh".

I started laughing after I had stared at it for 10 seconds.

 

[Omis]

Your mother in bed. Obligatory mother joke