What would Snake do?(WWSD)

[Red_Maniac]

Snake: Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!
Mei Ling: I already told you, Snake! That's her-
Snake: No, I mean she took ALL of her clothes off!
Mei: ...
Snake: ...
Mei: ...

*end transmission*

 

[Darkurai]

Snake: Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!
Mei Ling: I already told you, Snake! That's her-
Snake: No, I mean she took ALL of her clothes off!
Mei: ...
Snake: ...
Mei: ...

*end transmission*

LOL
</character limit>

 

[Solharath]

Snake: Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!
Mei Ling: I already told you, Snake! That's her-
Snake: No, I mean she took ALL of her clothes off!
Mei: ...
Snake: ...
Mei: ...

*end transmission*

I guess she is REALLY agile now.

 

[yoshi_fan]

Snake: Colonel, Whose this guy?
Colonel: I can't see what you see, Snake...
S: Fine, He's tall like me, is correctly proportioned like me, wears a helmet.
C: I think that's Captain Falcon. He's an F-Zero racer with incredible Running speed. He might be able to catch Samus.
S: That lucky little....

--

Snake: Otacon, I got a problem. I'm facing a dinosaur.
Otacon: That's Bowser. He's slow and heavy, but he's got some amazing strength. Keep your head about you. Where is he?
Snake: ...I dunno, I can't see him.
Otacon: What? What do you mean, 'You can't see him'?
Snake: I can't.
Otacon: Snake... Get out of the cardboard box.
Snake: NO!

--

-KO-
Otacon: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAKE!
Snake: What?
Otacon: But... Snake? Our communications went out when the KO sounded. We thought you died.
Snake: I did.
Otacon: What?
Snake: I died. But now I'm back.
Otacon: That makes no sense!
Snake: Shut up, you're not here, are you? You don't have to live through this hell over and ov-
-KO-
Otacon: *Waits*
Otacon: Snake? Where are you?
....
Otacon: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAKE!
Snake: God that is so annoying!

-End Transmission-

U won the YOSHI's COOKIE.

 

[Phaazoid]

Snake: "Otacon, who is this guy?"
Otacon: "Umm... let's see... description?"
Snake: "I dunno... he's wearing green... has an 'L' on his hat... Looks like a Mario wannabe."
Otacon: "Huh... there's nothing here about him. Must be some poser."

Going off the Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga jokes.

you get i cookie, i hope i wasn't the only one who got that.

 

[O D I N]

you get i cookie, i hope i wasn't the only one who got that.

Huzzah! ^ ^

 

[Yellow Mage]

Snake: Tell me, Otacon, would eating a anthromorphic Fox be cannibalism?

Otacon: ....

I loved this one.

Snake against Fox
Snake: Colonel, give me information on how to beat this fox guy.
Slippy: Hold A to charge your laser
Peppy: Tap L or R twice to raise your shields
Snake: Er, I think I have the wrong channel

Someone beat me to the Barrel Roll. Ah, well, this was good, too.

Snake Against Snake
Snake: Otacon, I think I caused a time paradox
Snake#2: Hey I was here first
Snake#1: Oh, sorry.....

Heh . . . funneh . . .

 

[UsernameLink]

Snake: Otacon! Kirby just grabbed a smash ball! What happens now?
Otacon: Well snake, he puts one opponent into a giant cooking pot, and boils them alive, all you can do is hope he doesnt cook you, or you will be boilled and ready to eat
Snake: Ready to eat you say... I think i found myself a ally
Otacon: Huh?...
Snake: "HEY KIRBY, HOW ABOUT YOU USE THAT FINAL SMASH ON YOSHI ^_^"

 

[.::Link::.]

Sorry this post duplicated.................

 

[.::Link::.]

Snake: Colonel, I'm facing a princess.
Colonel: Which one?
Snake: She's wearing Pink.
Colonel: They both wear pink, Snake. I need more information.
Snake: She's wearing something on her head. Looks Royal.
Colonel: More information Snake!
Snake: Uh, Long white gloves?
Colonel: More info.
Snake: Blond Hair?
Colonel: More info.
Snake: HOLY HELL! SHE TURNED INTO A MAN!
Colonel: Oh, that's Shiek.
Snake: Hell yeah she's a freak.

SuperTH is thus far the winner.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
UsernameLink's was pretty sweet too

-Link-

 

[Hydde]

*ring ring*

Snake: Colonel!
Colonel: Yes snake?
S : Im right now in the middle of a team battle! my partner is some chinese guy called Roy.
C: Ok Snake, Roy is the main character in an outdated fire emblem game, and he was low tier in Melee so you will have to give him a hand, and he is Japanese!.
S: ****, this guy sucks...... his aerials are the suxxor.
C: Snake, show them what you are made of!, no regrets!.
S: Colonel, the chinese with retro hair already died, should i lend him a stock?.
C: Mmm better not snake, he will not be in Brawl anyways!
S: Got it.


*ring ring*

Snake: Otacon! i need some asistance, i need more information about my location.
Otacon: Tell me Snake where you are right now?.
Snake: Thats what i wanna know! i appeared in this quiet place.... and there is a guy who call himself "the zaaaand bag"
O: The "zaaaand bag"?
S: Yeah the "zaaaand bag". He is short in words but is tougher than a gear!.
O: Oh!, you must be in the waiting room of the online mode. You must wait for other players to join. It will take a few seconds.
S: But, this was not the coronel told me to do, and is boring. I need to get out of here, now! tell me the corrdinates of the nearest exit.
O: Snake, you cant get out of there unless someone else select their player.
S: It seems ill have to spend some more time with this sandbag guy... Ill keep you on the line just in case.

 

[ShoDan]

Snake: Its that mario fellow again, only he changed his clothes and lost some weight
Colonel: thats mario's brother luigi, together there the mario brothers
Snake: why arent they called the luigi brothers
Colonel: because there last name is mario, there called mario mario and luigi mario
Snake: righht.... and i thought pitt was a lame name
Colonol: luigi can jump twice as high as mario, so be careful snake
Snake: il hide in my box and see what hes up to, OMGGGG what he is doing
Colonol: what is it snake are you alright
Snake: he is jumping on turtles
Colonel: its no big deal, there his enemie
Snake: i dont mean that, why kill them if you can eat them
Colonel: ........

 

[.::Link::.]

S: Woah Colonel, who is this?
C: What does he look like?
S: A wolf with spiky hands....he is blue and black
C: Thats Lucario a pokemon from the fourth generation......wait...it seems i have left you alone for too long.....you have wandered into another game!
S: another game?
C: of course...there is no way in hell lucario would be in brawl!
S: So...can i eat him?
C: ....*facetable*
::End Transmission::

-Link-

 

[METROID MAN]

S: OMG, colonel, wario took off his cloths!
C: NO! IS HE FARTING!
S: WELL, HIS BELLY IS STARTING TO BLUDGE...
C: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SNAKE RUN! RUN FAR AWAY!
--end transmission--

 

[SonicMario]

Anyone have something for Donkey Kong? Diddy Kong? Meta Knight? Any of the Assist Trophies? (I'd like to see what somebody comes up for Resetti)

 

[SmashWhammy]

How about:

Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: What is it, Snake?
Snake: What is this?
Otacon: ..What is.. What?
Snake: I'm fighting a kid.. But he's actually keeping up with me? What the hell is he doing?
Otacon: That's Lucas, a psychic.
Snake: A.. Psychic? Should I change controller port then?



Dave

Nice reference to an MGS BOSS FIGHT

 

[SmashWhammy]

In this post, post the conversation you think Snake and the Colonel or whoever else would have about another character, similar to those videos in the update. Here I'll start off.

Snake: Hey Colonel...
Colonel: Yes Snake.
S:There is this guy in the background just standing there.
C: Well maybe he's just part of the stage Snake.
S: Well I though that at first too, but he has a damage meter.
C: Hmm.... well try attacking him.
S: Well he just threw a rock or someth- COLONEL!
C:Yes Snake?!
S: A dragon just came out of the rock!
C: Say calm Snake and I'm sure you can beat it.
S: Well it's not that.... I wanted to know how it tastes...

CHARACTER=PKM TRAINER
"ROCK" + "DRAGON"= POKEBALL + CHARZARD
(AGAIN WITH THE EATING)

 

[Al Calnos]

*bleep bleep*
Snake: Otacon, I need some info on this pink...puffball.. thingie that keeps saying "poyo"
Otacon: Thats Kirby, Snake. He's tougher than he looks. Also he has the power to copy other people's abilities, so be careful.
Snake: Copy other people's...what tha? He just opened his mouth and..uh
Otacon: Get out of there Snake!
Snake: Ahhh!
....
Otacon: ..Snake?
Snake: ...what just... Hey! That little punk stole my headband!
*end transmission*

*bleep bleep*
Solid Kirby: Poyo?
Meta Knight: Good Kirby, now that you have Solid Snake's grenades, use them against him! Show no mercy!
Solid Kirby: Poyo!

 

[SmashWhammy]

Snake: Colonel!
Colonel: Snake, what is it?
Snake: Who is this guy?
Colonel: Which guy, Snake?
Snake: There's this...guy. He's staring right at me. He's also waving these sticks around.
Colonel: Oh, that's just the player, Snake.
Snake: The...the player?
Colonel: Yes Snake. He controls your every move with those sticks he's waving around.
Snake: Hmmm....
Colonel: Snake?
Snake: Hey player, can you wave those sticks over there and help me cook that Yoshi?
Colonel:...

THIS=4TH WALL:enforcer:

 

[Zook]

Snake: Colonel, guess what?

Colonel: What?

Snake: You're stuck with it!

 

[SmashWhammy]

Snake: Colonel! I'm fighting this monster with a spiked shell!
Colonel: That must be Bowser. He is Mario arch nemesis. He is a very dangerous enemy, be careful.
Snake: What is he supposed to be exactly?
Colonel: He is a koopa.
Snake: No, I mean specie wise.
Colonel: Well, evidently he is a turtle.
Snake: But he breaths fire! Turtles don't breath fire.
Colonel: .....Um... Just take advantage of his slow movements to take him down. And be careful when he transforms.
Snake: He can transform too?

NICE GIGA BOWSER REFERENCE AT THE END

 

[TheSpindoctor]

How about:

Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: What is it, Snake?
Snake: What is this?
Otacon: ..What is.. What?
Snake: I'm fighting a kid.. But he's actually keeping up with me? What the hell is he doing?
Otacon: That's Lucas, a psychic.
Snake: A.. Psychic? Should I change controller port then?



Dave

Hah, thats awesome. How did that boss fight work again? Didnt he send you some mental disturbance or something and you had to change ports?

Wow, I almost forgot how amazing that game was.

 

[Al Calnos]

NICE GIGA BOWSER REFERENCE AT THE END

Off topic, but is your CAPS-lock key broken?

 

[SmashWhammy]

Snake: Otacon! Otacon!
Otaco: Snake? What is it?
S: My opponent´s invisible!
O: Maybe your opponent used a vanishing item. Keep your wits about you! It should wear off in a minute.
S: But it´s not! Otacon, help!
O: You can´t see him at all?
S: Hitting me out of thin air!
O: Take cover! Snake, your damage is critical!
S: OTACON!
O: I´m doing everything I can!
S: I won´t last like this...!
O: ...SNAKE!
S: What?
O: TURN YOUR HEAD!
S: What!?
O: TURN YOUR HEAD! YOUR OPPONENT IS MR. GAME & WATCH!

SOLID SNAKE VS A 2-D LCD CHARACTER...LOL

 

[OmegaXXII]

Anyone have something for Donkey Kong? Diddy Kong? Meta Knight? Any of the Assist Trophies? (I'd like to see what somebody comes up for Resetti)

well I guess I'll try one with Donkey Kong since I haven't seen one so here goes:

Snake: Otacon
Otacon: what is it snake
Snake: there's this big brown gorilla wearing a red tie going crazy on the battle ground
Otacon: you mean Donkey Kong
Snake: yeah he seems to be breaking the walls alot, what should I do?
Otacon: see you should avoid contact with him and try using your Nikita Missiles against him
Snake: don't you think I already know that...D-mmit Otacon (urg urg)

Diddy Kong:

Snake: Otacon
Otacon: what is it this time
Snake: it seems i've come across a smaller gorilla wearing a red hat
Otacon: oh, don't worry about him he's Diddy Kong, he's harmless unless...
Snake: Unless What!!
Otacon: unless you hurt Donkey Kong
Snake: What!!!
Otacon: don't tell you already have
Snake:D-mmit Otacon you should had warned me about him sooner, now it look like he going to use some kind of peanut launcher

 

[SmashWhammy]

Off topic, but is your CAPS-lock key broken?

no, and sorry

 

[SmashWhammy]

Solid Snake Vs Polygon Snake

S:I'm up against purplish guys that look like all the other weird characters I've faced. WTF ARE THEY?
O:Those are members of the fighting polygon team. They only have the basic attacks.
S:Wait, here comes on that looks like that hungry puffball, Mario, ....AND...ME??? HOW DO I FIGHT THEM???
O: They are light weight, even your polygonal counterpart
S: I guess polygon snake does not have polygonal gear
O:yep.
S:I wonder if Poly-snake is talking to a polygonal version of you, Otacon


MEANWHILE, WITH POLYGONAL SNAKE
PS:My fleshed out counterpart is in front of me. What should I do?
PO:Try to grab him...

 

[SmashWhammy]

*bleep bleep*
Snake: Otacon, I need some info on this pink...puffball.. thingie that keeps saying "poyo"
Otacon: Thats Kirby, Snake. He's tougher than he looks. Also he has the power to copy other people's abilities, so be careful.
Snake: Copy other people's...what tha? He just opened his mouth and..uh
Otacon: Get out of there Snake!
Snake: Ahhh!
....
Otacon: ..Snake?
Snake: ...what just... Hey! That little punk stole my headband!
*end transmission*

*bleep bleep*
Solid Kirby: Poyo?
Meta Knight: Good Kirby, now that you have Solid Snake's grenades, use them against him! Show no mercy!
Solid Kirby: Poyo!

Hopfully, this will make Snake think twice about eating another Brawler

 

[Pizza Robo]

Beep Beep
Snake:Otacon whats that penguin thing?
Otacon:His name is King Dedede, He's a villain from the Kirby series,He can use his hammer to fight and has Kirby's inhale powers
Snake:A penguin king eh,I'm going to have a royal feast
Otacon:Eww

 

[Florida]

AUX
CALL
PUSH SELECT​

Snake: Otacon, what is that thing?

Otacon: That's a--

Snake: Can I eat it?
___________________________________________________________________________________________

AUX
CALL
PUSH SELECT​

Snake: Mei Ling, who am I up against?

Mei Ling: That'd be Pokémon Trainer, Snake!

Snake: Pokémon Trainer? Hmm... he doesn't sound so tough.

Mei Ling: Maybe you should reconsider that. He switches his fighting strategies using three different Pokémon, and I'm pretty sure that each of those Pokémon will introduce a new type of battle, so just be careful!

Snake: Heh, not to worry... I've already won the fight.

Mei Ling: What? Already? ... How?

Snake: I took out the trainer.
___________________________________________________________________________________________

AUX
CALL
PUSH SELECT​

Snake: Colonel, who's this chump?

Colonel: Actually Snake, that's... ugh, you.

Snake: ... me?

Colonel: That's right!

Snake: But how is that possible?!

Snake #2: Hey guys, what's happening?!
___________________________________________________________________________________________

AUX
CALL
PUSH SELECT​

Snake: Hmmm... Ice Climbers, huh?

Mei Ling: That's right! The Ice Climbers are known for working well together in their specialized fighting-duo!

Snake: Wait... so the both fight at the same time? Isn't that a little unfair?!

Mei Ling: Well, they also have a major weakness: If the pair gets separated, then their threat to you isn't as great; they're only good fighters when they work as a team! Try getting rid of one or the other, Snake! Just, umm... don't do anything too violent, okay ?

Snake: Crack! Snap!

Mei Ling: What was that?!

Snake: Nothing.

 

[Tingle_Stole_My_Pants]

Eh, I'll try a few for the heck of it. I've only played #3 for the first few levels, so don't expect any references. Don't expect any humor, either =P

S: Otacon! There's a monkey!
O: Yes Snake, that's Diddy Kong. He's a-
S: Can I eat him?
O: No Snake, you can't-
S: Otacon, there's a yellow rat! What is it?
O: That's Pikachu. He-
S: What's it taste like?
O: ...
S: ...
O: Oh, Snake, look! There's Kirby!
S: Can I eat him?
O: No, Snake. He eats you.

S: Colonel, what's the intel on this one?
C: That's Metaknight. He's a highly skilled warrior from the planet Pop Star.
S: As in Brittany Spears?
C: No, as in the planet.
S: ... This planet... it's not on our maps. Why's that?
C: Snake, focus! Metaknight uses a magical sword and cape in battle. Our reports say that they "exude coolness".
S: ... He has a sword that exudes coolness?
C: It also allows him to strike at mach speeds. Be careful, if you let your guard down for even a moment-
S: owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowwo AAAAUUUGHH!
C: Snake? SNAKE!
S: So... cool...
C: Snake, concentrate!
S: Colonel?
C: What?
S: Can this one eat me, too?
C: *click*
S: Colonel?

 

[Archaic]

AUX
CALL
PUSH SELECT

Snake: Colonel, Samus just took her clothes off!
Colonel: Thats just the Zero Suit Snake, she may not be as powerful, but her speed will be a force to be reckoned with.
Snake: Well, what should I do?
Colonel: What you always do. Get on your belly, sneak up behind her and...
Snake: I bet you really wish you were holding R1 right now

END TRANSMISSION.

 

[CrenTIScO]

Snake: Mei Ling, Samus just took her clothes off!
Snake: Mei Ling, Captain Falcon just took his clothes off!
Snake: Mei Ling, Link just took his clothes off!
Snake: Mei Ling, Peach just took her clothes off!
Snake: Mei Ling, Mario just took his clothes off!
Mei Ling: Snake, I just took my clothes off!
Pikachu: Pika pi chuuu pi chuuu clothes off!
Lucas: PK Clothes off!!
Wario: WARIO TAKESA HIS CLOTHES OFF!!!
Sakurai: What have I done?!?!?!?!

 

[Nilok]

Snake: Otacon, whats this blue thing?
Otacon: Thats Sonic, hes Sega's mascot and Mario's rival, he can also run at the speed of sound. Watch out for his signature move, the Spin Dash, its like being hit by a bowling ball moving at 700mph!
Snake: Hm, fast food eh?
Otacon: Whats with you can eating things Snake?
Snake: Hay look, a cream puff!
-End Transmission-

Snake: Hay Colonel, who's the red guy?
Colonel: That Knuckles, hes one of Sonic's rivals and Guardian of the Master Emerald. He trained alone for many years on Angel Island to perfect a unique form of CQC using his namesake knuckles.
Snake: How many rivals dose Sonic have anyways?
Colonel: There is Mario, Knuckles, Shadow, Metal Sonic...
Snake: OK! Forget I asked!
-End Transmission-

Snake: Colonel, who is the big guy with the sword?
Colonel: Thats Ganondorf, Snake, he is the main villain in the Legend of Zelda series and Arch Nemesis of Link. Watch out for his sword attacks, even through its not modern equipment, thanks to his Dark Sorcery and the Trifroce of Power, his attacks pack more punch than most Metal Gears. Keep at a distance and attack him with ranged weaponry.
Snake: More power than a Metal Gear eh? Sounds like a fair fight to me.
-End Transmission-

 

[Ferret]

Snake: Otacon! This place is awesome!
Otacon: Where are you Snake?
S: There's running food everywhere. I don't know what to capture first!
O: What?
S: They're just waiting there for me. They're all mine. I can't wait to know what they all taste like!
O: Snake! Calm down! Where the hell are you?!?
S: I think it's called....Smashville...
O: o.O'

 

[Darkurai]

Ring ring
Snake: Colonel, what the hell.
Colonel: What's wrong Snake?
Snake: I'm fighting myself.
Colonel: ...metaphorically?
Snake: No, literally. He's on the other side of the arena, and-
Colonel: Hold on Snake. I'm getting another call.
transmission ends
Ring ring
Snake: Colonel, what the hell.
Colonel: Snake!? Why did you interrupt a call with me to call me again?
Snake: I have no idea what you're talking about. But there's another me on the other side of the arena and-
Colonel: Wait, I have another call.
transmission ends
Ring ring
Snake: Colonel, are you talking to that other me!?
Colonel: Yes. Is there something wrong with that?
Snake: YOU'RE HELPING THE ENEMY!
Colonel: But the enemy is you!
Snake: Well I-
Colonel: I'm getting another call.
transmission ends
Ring ring
Snake: Colonel, you're talking to the other me aren't you!?
Colonel: (sigh)
transmission ends
Ring ring
Colonel: GOD! WHAT IS IT NOW!?
Snake: You're helping the enemy! What the hell is your problem!?
Colonel: GAH!
transmission ends
Snake: Colonel? COLONEL!? COLONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!

 

[:034:]

Ring ring.

Colonel: Snake!
Snake: What, Colonel? I'm busy fighting Samus here!
Colonel: Good. I'm here to give you some intel about the 'Smash Ball'.
Snake: You mean one of those round things that look like the Smash Bros logo?
Colonel: Yes.. What do you know about them?
Snake: Well, Samus just grabbed one..
Colonel: Really? What is she doing, exactly?
Snake: ..She's er.. Chargin her lazor..

SHOOP DA WOOP

>_>

<_<

 

[Wreked]

This thread is great guys. It is turning into the doctor mairo returning thread.

 

[Hejiru]

AUX
CALL
PUSH SELECT

Snake: Otacon, what is that thing?

Otacon: That's a--

Snake: Can I eat it?

lol, what is it with Snake eating things?

 

[2nd Stamp]

Snake: What the-
Otacon: Snake? What's going on?
Snake: This guy is insane!
Otacon: Calm down. Who is this guy?
Snake: Too strong (urg)
Otacon: I had analized the figure
Snake: UGAGGAAA (fighting noises)
Otacon: It appears to be.. the Sand Bag?
Snake: OTACOOOO-

Transmission interupted