pitskeyblade
Smash Lord
One time I had a dream that I was playing in the woods that were near my house and watching my little brother play under the apple tree that closer to my house. Suddenly, he gets attacked by three panthers. Dunno why, he just did. I take up a staff and charge in to save him and he up and bolts for the house, leaving me to fend for myself. Anyway I get knocked down by the panthers and get this cut over my eye. When I'm down, I mutter to myself "This is only a dream." I stand back up and go into the house to find my mom and warn her about the panthers. When I find her, she's sitting in her chair sewing and when I tell her about the panthers she's all like "Go play some video games to calm yourself down." I go fire up the Sega and play Sonic the Hedgehog and on the screen I see Sonic get attacked by three panthers. I turn and see this cavewoman sitting on the bed next to me and she tells me that if I do the Hokey Pokey then they'll leave. I woke up at this point.