What's the deal with airline food?

[Kholdstare]

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I was on a flight last week, and I ate some ribs and chicken and stuff. Maybe some peanuts.

I got off the flight, and approximately twenty minutes later, I had to take a dump. Oh boy, was it a dump. It was like someone took Rosie O' Donnel's entrails and put them in a blender with Red Bull and tabasco sauce and put the setting on "Puree".

This went on every other hour for the rest of the day. Can I sue the company?

 

[Frown]

It takes at least 24 hours for the food to go through your body.

What did you eat yesterday?

 

[Kholdstare]

It takes at least 24 hours for the food to go through your body.

What did you eat yesterday?

Corn Pops and fettuccine Alfredo.

 

[Jim Morrison]

No, you can not sue them. If you take the airplane expect ****ty food and ****ty ****s.

 

[finalark]

THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't eat the food they serve on airlines. It's overpriced and gives you a nasty case of the runs. That why I always just eat a big meal at home before going in an airplane.

 

[The Nameless Wanderer]

I lol'd.

No you cannot sue them <_<.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Dude, I thought it was common sense to avoid anything but the cibbota bread sandwiches.

 

[Falconv1.0]

The idea that you would sue an airline because you had the runs is one of the ****ing funniest things I've read all week.

 

[kingcobra9]

i love the free peanuts and cookies but why would you BUY food from them it's a waste

 

[Kholdstare]

Lesson learned.

The food in the past has been okay.

 

[Clownbot]

Wow...

This is an... interesting blog...

I guess I'm not eating airline food any time soon.

 

[Teran]

Lol, what ****ing airline do you fly with?

 

[Morrigan]

I like the food they serve, what I don't like is eating on planes unless I travel in first class lol.

 

[Deleted member]

Haven't you seen Airplane? Next you'll spewing eggs out of your mouth!

 

[SonicBoom2]

You BUY airplane food? I thought they were free with the trip or something like that... Like that one time I had to go to Japan and they gave me a free mini airplane and chips =P

I think it was just your body. Airplane food isn't THAT bad...

 

[Kholdstare]

Haven't you seen Airplane? Next you'll spewing eggs out of your mouth!

Have you... ever seen a grown man naked?
/obviousreference

Lol, what ****ing airline do you fly with?

I feel the need to keep this secret, so as not to harm their reputation. Just don't order BBQ ribs on ANY flight.

You BUY airplane food? I thought they were free with the trip or something like that... Like that one time I had to go to Japan and they gave me a free mini airplane and chips =P

I think it was just your body. Airplane food isn't THAT bad...

Yeah maybe it was my body. Airline food never gave me the ****s before...

 

[Man of Popsicle]

It takes three days for you to digest food approx. It's what you ate before, silly.

 

[Teran]

I feel the need to keep this secret, so as not to harm their reputation. Just don't order BBQ ribs on ANY flight.

I'm just saying, I've only flown Virgin Atlantic and British Airways, and they seem ok to me. =/

 

[Morrigan]

I'm just saying, I've only flown Virgin Atlantic and British Airways, and they seem ok to me. =/

Not if they assign you a ****ty/old airplane. I don't have nice memories of British Airways :[

 

[Teran]

Not if they assign you a ****ty/old airplane. I don't have nice memories of British Airways :[

Frequent flyer + Business/First Class removes those woes.

 

[Heartz♥]

Sue? Of course not, you just ain't Kirby.

 

[nevershootme]

Certain airline flights will charge food... most of the time they just throw in soda and a small snack and the rest you bring on your own...

on international flights... man good luck surviving 12-13 hours.

 

[Kinzer]

I only recall one flight out of my entire flight time that charged for food (and that I was old enough to remember I suppose), all other times had it complimentary.

I also don't recall ever getting a sick stomach from their food, then again I've eaten expired macaroni and not have to deal with anything.