What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[The_Corax_King]

^^ ROFL... its weird though, i couldnt do that for the longest time, but noobs all around me could. My friend has hte same problem, hes not pro but not a noob, and he cant seem to be able to get all 4 moves in. Any noob i play with can though...odd

 

[2ndchance]

Ok i got another one
Me- so do you know how to wavedash?
him-wavedash? no but im going to beat you, you and you,
me-what about shffl?
him-shffl? whatever your going to get pwnd

 

[Nasty_Nate]

*Dude, I think bowser is the fastest character in the game*

...... no joke

 

[Andrew Ott]

My brother was telling one of his friend about Ken, how he's only lost like 5 tourneys and stuff, and the friend says, "Oh, I could beat him."

I proceeded to 4 stock him in a Pichu vs. Falco match. ^_^

 

[Rapid_Assassin]

As G+W, I was in a free for all. 2 random people were fighting each other, and I ran in to separate them, and take one of them from about 15% to death. The person i did that to got mad.
him: What the hell was that?
Me: combo!
Him: That's not a combo. That's not a combo breaker. That's just you being an ***.

 

[SwitzerlandNOT]

^ That's more funny than noobish.

 

[Master Fist]

after seeing ken v bombsoldier on yuotube, i couldnt help but laugh at this, "meh w/e... i could beat them both teamed up on me easily" well it made ME laugh anyways

 

[homsar]

Just today.

We are doing a free for all:
Steven - How do you do Marths super jump?
*laughing*
Me - Who mean up b?
Steven - Ya, so how do ya do it.
Me - Up b.

Then later this happened.

We are in a team battle and my friend steals a life:
Steven - How did you do that?
MCD - X. Here Ill show you.
*Hits X rapidly*
Steven - Its not working...
*Everyone else laughs*

The this happened in the next free for all:
Steven (dead) -Seriously, how do you steal a life I want to steal Cores life.
GIMP - Hit start.
Steven - Its still not working...
GIMP - Your hitting A...
*Everyone laughs yet again*

 

[marthsword]

"Pikachu is the best in the game, because pikachu has thunder!"

"Really, I thought Bowser's grinding thing was the fastest in the game!"

 

[bbb]

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=90246

 

[The_Corax_King]

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=90246

thats insane. that was my nickname for red CF lol

 

[experiment111]

n00bs always assume stupid stuff like the fact that ganondorf and roys B is the best cos it can usually instantly KO.
Heard someone once say Kirby was the cheapest char in the game cos he can steal all the other characters moves *sigh*

 

[Citrussed]

'How did you do that fly thing!?!!'

That was after I hit myself as ness with PK Thunder

Which is really funny considering Im 12 and he was 27.

 

[rokimomi]

Noob referring to gaw's hammer:

"He can do eveyone's best attack and even ice beam and fireblast!"


EVERY NOOB THAT KNOWS ONE ADV TECH AFTER WATCHING SOMEONES VID: I think you need to wave dash more. Alot more.

 

[Captain Blue]

Heh. Here's one I personally remember. I was playing against my friend in rainbow cruise, and he asked THE most n00bish question I've ever heard. "How do you do things?", is what he said. My response? "Press buttons." XP

 

[Holy Ji]

One of my friends tried to shake off his defeat by saying "Eh, I remember when I could whoop your *** so easy..." Kind of lame really. I beat his Kirby as Mewtwo, my worst ever char.

 

[Randomg]

"I don't get this game, this is stupid, Halo is better..."

 

[Eaode]

"A Wavedash is when you are running at top speed and then tilt to the other side, your character goes skids, and turns around, some peoples wavedashes are god awful (G&W, Shiek...) Some are pretty good. (Falco, Falcon...) And its usually good to transfer combos into."

 

[The_Corax_King]

EVERY NOOB THAT KNOWS ONE ADV TECH AFTER WATCHING SOMEONES VID: I think you need to wave dash more. Alot more.

lol, so true!.

Anyway, today i was playing a melee with items. One guy was a total n00b, while the rest of us were "informed." He got an electrode, and stood by it for protection. "Sweet this is mine."
No one said anything... lol.

 

[XGC Sparda]

I play halo 2 also but everyone on my friends list knows me as metal lagg or T.C.s brother

 

[marthsword]

That's hilarious!

"Kirby is the best, because kirby has the stone thing!"

 

[Wave⁂]

the stone thing is so fun to abuse. just spotdodge or utilt...haha.

 

[ShadowSquall]

"How come Jigglypuff has infinite jump and Falco doesn't?"

 

[MCCXFoXx]

"Did you unlock samurai jack yet, hes in the beginning movie but hes just wearing a green outfit"
I think he was reffering to link.

 

[ShadowSquall]

Lmao McFox. That's just.. hilarious. Someone told me "Why haven't you unlocked Wario yet?! You n00b".

 

[Zink]

"If they bring back all of the characters do u think they will make them a little less broken, I mean c'mon why should u be able to use luigi's over B more than once thats just crazy or even peaches glide move which is also unfair."
On this very forum.

 

[cllzzrd]

from last night:
link player: can I PLEASE touch the ground now?
me: no"

later-
Link: WTF? you just sucked me up with kirby and walked off the edge, that is soo cheap!
(10 seconds later)Link: Stop doing that!
(10 seconds later)Link: Fine, everytime ou do that, I am going to restart the match.
Me: all you have to do is stop going after only me and saying how easy it is for you to edgegaurd me.

later he managed to convince everybody to restart if I ever kirbycide again. which totally sucks

 

[ShadowSquall]

Yeah, kind of the same with me. People got so annoyed when I gave them Ganons spike as a return present for getting near the ledge.

 

[MDidget]

Ok i got another one
Me- so do you know how to wavedash?
him-wavedash? no but im going to beat you, you and you,
me-what about shffl?
him-shffl? whatever your going to get pwnd

Same exact thing happened to me but the kid refused to play me X___X

 

[Wave⁂]

yeah,when they reset the match when they get pissed. that's annoying.

 

[mcc]

haha i used to do that cause people would team on me in a 4 player free for all match. that was like 4 years ago though >_>

annoying-ill finish your quiz someday... i think

 

[ludachris90]

this dude made my day when i saw these

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=86521&highlight=snapple

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=78473&highlight=dietsnapple

while this dude is just crazy(he might also be might friend in disguise who doesnt even play smash and just did this thread for fun???)

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=82141&highlight=ludachris

 

[Tian]

"Floating with Peach is cheap!" "i'll quit if you don't stop!"

 

[The_Corax_King]

dont make fun of him. that kid is 1337...lol...what a d!ck

 

[ShadowSquall]

"This game is so cheap. I played this level before way before this game came out"

Comment on that old school Super Mario level.

 

[Wallmaster]

I have a friend that will not stop insisting that advanced techniques are useless, no matter how many times I beat him.

 

[ShadowSquall]

Hey, if you're good enough without them, then they would be useless. Too bad he can't back up his claim

 

[M. Primus]

"How do you get Sonic???!!!"

<_<

 

[ShadowSquall]

"Hey how can Mario and Pikachu be in the same game?"

 

[_marth1_]

"hey is this super?.........oh my god"

"is this like a tournament or something?........that's amazing"