What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[brdy_]

Person - "I've been playing SSBM a lot lately - practicing."

Me - "Really? Do you use advanced techniques?"

Person - "Well... I can charge those hard hits you can do"

 

[The_Corax_King]

My friend and I were having a marth v roy, adn my other friend was watching. We were at high percents and were wavedashing more than normal out of fear of death.
My friend watching (who refuses to do any advanced stuff) says: "You guys play so spazzy." Then jokingly he says, " I know, lets see who can wavedash their character into a siezure first."
it wasnt really noobish, but still funny.

 

[Red Alert]

 

[Yoshipal13]

K, there was this guy on Nsider. He posted a topic called "Fox and Falco Combos"

The combo was: Hit up and A. Keep doing that. When they come down, run to where they are and keep doing that over and over.


Then, we all completely incinerated him with flames.

Then his response to these flames, and his credibility of how good he is:

 

[The_Corax_King]

wow, thats funny...

 

[ricey09]

"How the hell do you do combos like you do? My combos are the 3 c-stick moves"

and

"Grabbing on the the ledge so I can't grab on it is gay, that doesn't count as a real kill."

 

[The_Corax_King]

lol, yeah, noobs always say that edgehogging is the cheapest thing in the world...

 

[Husseller]

in reference to Peach's turnips-" NO FAIR!!! I thought we turned items off!"--omg

 

[Deleted member]

You Can Change Colors With The X Button!!!!!!!!

laughed til it hurt.

 

[TAK$]

"you'll get carpel tunnel if you keep tyring to look flashy when i can just use my c-stick to win" then i perfected him XD, 4 stocks, 0% then he says "you only win cause you have lasers".... then i perfect him again with no lasers. he then threw his controller against the wall, it broke and he ran outside screaming like a little boy when he zips his pants up too fast, then my friend came home (he left us alone for like .. 20 mins to go to the store lol), to see a screaming 18 yr old outside and a big dent in his wall and a broken controller. oh and if you couldnt guess, i used falco, i've never seen him since that day, if only i taped it.

 

[Deleted member]

whhhaaat...most excellent tak$, well done

 

[deadleather]

another is "that's cheating" when i superwavedash with samus...actually n00bs all say ur cheating if ur winning.

 

[deadleather]

ok another thing happened to me today. This guy said, "I'm good, you should practice." so i played my little bro for a little while and he joined, and he knew how to play like a n00b. so we started and he paused and said "Look how cool i look" and i said "only n00bs pause and say that" and he said "only n00bs talk about other n00bs" so i laughed on the inside and kicked his *** sideways and after awhile i got really bored of ****** him so i left to drink a couple of beers and he was like "only n00bs quit." and i didn't say this cuz i didn't wanna hurt his feelings, but i said this to myself, "A n00b may quit but only ***** never learn."

 

[CDorrian]

This is another one, happened yesterday.

Me=Falco. Him=Fox. Stage=Final Destination

I was messing about, doing short hop Lazor approachs, then SHShine retreats when he tried to Blaster me. Eventually, he ran at me and fell off the edge. What do I do? SHFFLed a sweetspotted Dair into him. He goes flying, despite almost recovering.

He turned, glared at me, and said "I never knew a SHL could spike you." And I laughed.

Then I pointed out that I had SHFFLed a Dair, so he gets me off the edge, tries to spike me with his Dair, misses, gets hit by me Phantasm Recovery, and meteors to his death as I grab the edge. He simply said "Erm... I hit you, yet I died. WTF???" I lolled, and he ran off.

 

[mathis4dorkz]

"fox can beat ice climbers any day"

 

[Mcscruff]

"what do you mean mewtwo is the worst character???? hes a thousand times better than sheik!"

 

[CDorrian]

Lol...

Something some-one PM'd me. I'll let them stay anonomous.

Hah, you call 27 seconds fast! I can beat a level 9 mario in 15 seconds!

Heres a video to prove it: HYPERLINK NOT GOING TO BE POSTED

The n00b. I could see he had used AR, so I PM'ed him back.

Erm, you didn't read the rules. What are they?

His reply

Use AR, Handicaps allowed, and any stage.

I Lolled.

 

[Chunkyturd007]

These comments all came from one person... He likes video games, like Smash but only owns the N64 one... what he says...

"Did you know Y.Link's milk can heal him? And in team battles he can throw it to either damage the enemy or heal his team!"

"Link can do Din's Fire to but in a special way. Press Down+B then Down+A."

"Mewtwo's shadowball on Dreamland64 will send Mewtwo and the person it hits to the bottom of the stage for an instant kill. The trick is to stay afloat so they fall down and you still live. Pretty cool huh?"

"This edgehogging you talk about is impossible."

(This was for SSB not SSBM)
"I heard you could unlock charizard if you go through classic without damage and kill the last polygon with Charizard (pokeball) and then beat Master Hand with only fiery attacks."

 

[Two.Of.Hearts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBKVE2aMzR8

 

[1048576]

When you take over the internets, I want in.

 

[pdk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBKVE2aMzR8

the mario player is more than a bit reminiscent of how my 9-year-old brother plays... OH MY GOD THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!

 

[Laijin]

"Whats the point of [wavedashing] and [dash dancing], I can still see where you are."

They obviously did'nt call it WDing and DDing..thats what the brackets are for.

 

[Xx GuNz xX]

"Pichu is so cheap!!" >_>

 

[HyruleBird]

"Pichu is so cheap!!" >_>

lol...



disturbing comment...

 

[thesage]

"How do you move so fast?"

As I was playing Ness.

and of course the classic:

"Marth is a cheap character!"

 

[ghlbtsk]

Random Guy: "Oh yeah, Smash Brothers! I'm the best at that!"
Me: "Really? What character do you play?"
Random Guy: "I am...the Starfox."
Me: "Uh-huh...so you can do all the advanced techniques like waveshine and shuffling and stuff ilke that?"
Random Guy: *blank look for a couple seconds* "Nah, man, I don't need all that stuff. All I have to do is his backflip kick and you're gone."
Me: "What, his upsmash?"
Random Guy: "No, all he does is like flip over and kick you."
Me: "Uh, ok. We should play sometime."
Random Guy: "Yeah, but I'll win because I AM...the StarFox."

I swear he put that dramatic pause in there every time he said "I am...the StarFox". I'm looking forward to our first match and will report back.

 

[pdk]

sneak in a camera!

 

[yorpy]

Random Guy: "Oh yeah, Smash Brothers! I'm the best at that!"
Me: "Really? What character do you play?"
Random Guy: "I am...the Starfox."
Me: "Uh-huh...so you can do all the advanced techniques like waveshine and shuffling and stuff ilke that?"
Random Guy: *blank look for a couple seconds* "Nah, man, I don't need all that stuff. All I have to do is his backflip kick and you're gone."
Me: "What, his upsmash?"
Random Guy: "No, all he does is like flip over and kick you."
Me: "Uh, ok. We should play sometime."
Random Guy: "Yeah, but I'll win because I AM...the StarFox."

I swear he put that dramatic pause in there every time he said "I am...the StarFox". I'm looking forward to our first match and will report back.

omg, that's hilarious!

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

My friend: Marth is so cheaper than Shiek
me: what are you talking about
Friend: Marth has insane reach come on name one thing that is cheap about Shiek
Me: Needles, Tilts, Up and Down Smash, Airials, Speed
Friend: well I don't use any of that stuff
Me:...whatever
Friend: Shut up your ignorant you should just shut up and kill yourself i'm not talking to you
Me: k whatever

 

[full_95]

i found this on another forum

"I've been playing for a month after school at my friends house after school but I've become preatty good. He always uses fox. If you want to beat fox , first you use samus's down b bombs on fox, then you pound fox useing the C stick, then you grab fox throw up in the air (your cannon should be charged) and the blast fox with the cannon. Now look at samus's cannon"

noobtacular huh? he didnt even finish that last sentance.

 

[Gregory2590]

"Fox is Garbage"
"Game and Watch is the best"
"Link is the best"

This came from 2 people mind you.

 

[Earthbound360]

I saw this quote in some guys sig made me lol.
This isn't exactly what it said though... it was like
"If you want to make an accurate tier list, you should hold a tournament of level nines using each character"
What a n00b.

 

[CDorrian]

I saw this quote in some guys sig made me lol.
This isn't exactly what it said though... it was like
"If you want to make an accurate tier list, you should hold a tournament of level nines using each character"
What a n00b.

It said

To make a Truely acurate Tier list, Just Let lvl 9's duke it out.

 

[Gregory2590]

"There is no best character it all depends on your skill or who you think"
...Sorry dude, personal skill or opinion doesn't change how a character is.If you went on neoseeker, and say that, prepare to be noobcrushed.

 

[Wave⁂]

wait, go on Neoseeker and say that "There is no best character it all depends on your skill or who you think" or the opposite?

 

[Gregory2590]

The "There is no best character it all depends on your skill or who you think" part.

 

[E123Omega]

My friend: "Bowser is the strongest character."
Me: "No he's not, Ganondorf is. Boswer comes in second."
My friend: "No, Boswer's the strongest!"
Me: "Your a ******."

Another one is:

My friend: "My friend told me that you can unlock Giga Boswer, If you beat Classic Mode in Very Hard mode 10 times with no damage."
Me: "Your friend's a ******, kill him."

 

[Lanceinthepants]

My friend, new to smash, wanted to main pikachu. I told him fine and said he'd have to beat my pichu. I told him to practice wding with luigi so he could a feel for it (so he knew what wding looked liked) and as a begin to dash at him with pichu he said:

"****, that is some pretty sick wavedashing." And i had him convinced that i was wding with pichu for the rest of the night.

 

[xyouxarexuglyx2]

"Hah! Marth? Anybody who's ANYBODY knows all of his attacks!"
"My cousin is freaking COLD at SSBM"

Do you notice how so many of those liars always say how godly their cousin was? And also, his cousin, I've met him. He's just one of those "roll, smash, roll, smash, roll, smash, roll, smash" players.

Hm... what else....

oh yeah.. someone got pwned like... 4 times in a row and said, "God! I know for a FACT I can beat him! I was just.... tired."

"-uses Falco's up+b while on the ground-"

Mind you, this was all coming from one person.

 

[Gregory2590]

"Dude you are suppsoed to knock me into the sky not off the edge.That's cheap."

Result:Ended up 5 stocking him in a 5 stock match.

"To play as roy all you have to do is side b."

"Playing in Normal, slow-motion, and lightning makes you skillful"