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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

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blindhobo

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I went to my friend's house, and to my shock, I found out he did not unlock all the secret characters. So I was getting Young Link for them, and my friend's annoying neighbor was there, I beat classic mode, young link appeared, and he says, "OMG it's BABY LINK!"

One of my friends kept calling Birdo "that pink ****"

"Hey, it's not my fault I lost, that pink **** pushed me off!"
 
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awesome thread
i call luigi luigsnir LOL dont ask :urg:
oh and i know someone that refered to young link as the little girl ... or something
:dizzy:
 
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"did you know if you press B and Down with Jigglypuff that it just goes to sleep??? THERE IS NO POINT!!! it doesnt do ANYTHING!!! he is obviously the worst character in the game.. besides zelda..."
 
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Mr. Game and Watch is also known as Mister Gay Man Watch amongst my friends.
 
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Show me a moose

when my friend pick's up C.F and kill me, insted of saying "show me a move"
he think C.F is saying "show me a moose"

it's like a deer
 
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My sister calls Ganondorf "Ganie"
Mr Game & Watch "Mr Gay And Watch"
Bowser "Booser"
Donkey Kong "Diddy Kong"
Roy "Marth's Brother"
and finally Mewtwo "Mew"
 
victra♥

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kourgath said:
he think C.F is saying "show me a moose"

it's like a deer
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lolz. Anyways.


ahem.

' Zomg your Peach... just turned into a ninja!'

'I'm gonna be Zelda' (chooses Link)

'Why is there a giant monkey O.o king king?'

'Whats a Raptor Boost and how do you do it?'

'Metroid, he's the guy with the big cannon right?'

'Marth, Roy, zomg FF Characters?
 
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Janitor said:
lolz. Anyways.


ahem.

' Zomg your Peach... just turned into a ninja!'

'I'm gonna be Zelda' (chooses Link)

'Why is there a giant monkey O.o king king?'

'Whats a Raptor Boost and how do you do it?'

'Metroid, he's the guy with the big cannon right?'

'Marth, Roy, zomg FF Characters?
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lmao just dying that is too funny.. i hate when people say "oh yeah im gonna pick jigglypuff" and they choose kirby lmao and the names are right under them =]
 
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This is better suited to go in the "Stupidest things you've heard" topic.

*Merges*
 
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"Shiek is a girl"
That always makes me laugh.
"What are you talking about? Marth is a guy!"
That one too.
"That is a girl you idiot"
They say as I play 'Samus' even though the SA-X tag is above its head. Meaning I am not a girl, but a perasitic life-form who has taken over the suit of Samus and intends to hunt down and kill every kind of life it finds in hopes of spreading its species. N00bs.
So many confused youngsters.
 
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"bowser is the worst chacacter in the game"

i know what your thinking right now.....
 
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One friend of mine is "wannabe pro"-n00b and he acts like he is the best player in Finland and he had said a lot of stupid things about smash. Here is a couple of examples:

1. While I had continuously KO him with throws in low % (like Ness's b-throw or Mario's b-throw) I asked him can he DI at all...
His answer sounded like this: "of course! I have a perfect DI, but I dont use it 'cos it ruins my strategy"

and

2. Once he was wondering, after seeing fox's and IC's infite combos, does Yoshi have an infinite combo... then he came up with an idea that "Yoshi's ADA-attack might be an infinite attack if it doesn't hit perfectly"... and now.... well I think he is still working with that "infinite" =P

those comments truly made me laugh =)
 
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"marth sux , you sux , every marth player sux , i could beat ken if i had the chance"
a friend after beating his crappy mario 5 times in a row o_o
 
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coreygames said:
"Shiek is a girl"
That always makes me laugh.
"What are you talking about? Marth is a guy!"
That one too.
"That is a girl you idiot"
They say as I play 'Samus' even though the SA-X tag is above its head. Meaning I am not a girl, but a perasitic life-form who has taken over the suit of Samus and intends to hunt down and kill every kind of life it finds in hopes of spreading its species. N00bs.
So many confused youngsters.
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That all is perhaps the most noobish thing I have ever heard(or read). =P
 
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coreygames said:
"Shiek is a girl"
That always makes me laugh.
"What are you talking about? Marth is a guy!"
That one too.
"That is a girl you idiot"
They say as I play 'Samus' even though the SA-X tag is above its head. Meaning I am not a girl, but a perasitic life-form who has taken over the suit of Samus and intends to hunt down and kill every kind of life it finds in hopes of spreading its species. N00bs.
So many confused youngsters.
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im not gonna say anything.
 
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coreygames said:
"Shiek is a girl"
That always makes me laugh.
"What are you talking about? Marth is a guy!"
That one too.
"That is a girl you idiot"
They say as I play 'Samus' even though the SA-X tag is above its head. Meaning I am not a girl, but a perasitic life-form who has taken over the suit of Samus and intends to hunt down and kill every kind of life it finds in hopes of spreading its species. N00bs.
So many confused youngsters.
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Wow that's total noobsauce... I totlaly feel sorry for you... Ha, noobs from here are all Samus is from Metroid, and I'm all STFU Noob, Samus is Megaman's brother
 
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When I first got the game I thought Ice Climbers were Ice Cumbers. The "l" and the "i" are juxtaposed too closely. My friend used to call them the Ice Cucumbers.
 
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Just for those of you who said things like, "What's wavedash" as the stupidest thing you've ever heard... that's not stupid. All of you didn't know what wavedash was before, and those people are at that stage now.

Anyway, todays stupid thing is:

"Well I can do that," says my friends who doesn't know how to short hop after watching a C.F. combo compiliation
 
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The stupidest thing for someone to say......... "Smash Bros. is lame", but the people who said that are now 3 metres below the earth.
 
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